MTL - What is It Like To Be Summoned As a Giant?-Chapter 27 masturbating the cat
Chapter 27 Masturbating cats is so cool
The place where Tang Lin was hiding was a fairly dense forest, and some trees grew as high as his calf. The forest is getting bigger, so there are naturally many wild animals. Tang Lin might have trampled many of them to death when he walked in.
Now there was a roar, Tang Lin sounded like a tiger. But with his huge body size, there shouldn't be that kind of beast with a substandard IQ who would dare to trouble him, right? Just wearing this suit, tigers and lions can't even bite his pants.
Moreover, animals have the nature of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages. Ferocious beasts that have never seen humans rarely attack humans, let alone a giant like Tang Lin, who can scare away ferocious beasts.
It was just Tang Lin's conjecture that he thought was reasonable, but was soon swollen by reality.
As the first roar appeared, as if in response to it, roars of beasts came from various positions. Tang Lin didn't pay attention at first, but when he just lit those tree trunks with a lighter, he felt something crawling up from the bottom of his trousers.
Looking down, it turned out to be a tiger. This tiger was much bigger than a fingernail, and was about the size of a finger. Compared to King Nie Ren, this tiger was definitely more than five meters long. That is to say, Fengyun belongs to the fantasy world, otherwise the tiger would not be able to grow so big.
This tiger was not afraid of Tang Lin's huge size at all. It grabbed his pants and climbed up, with an extremely fierce expression, as if it wanted to eat Tang Lin.
Tang Lin stretched out his hand and pinched the giant tiger from the leg of his trousers, like picking cocklebur, making a rattling sound, and the sweatpants were scratched out by the giant tiger's claws. But it doesn't matter, this is cheap, Tang Lin doesn't feel bad at all.
The giant tiger was pinched by Tang Lin, and was still struggling desperately, but its strength was really inferior to Tang Lin, and it was impossible to break free.
Tang Lin looked at the fire that was about to be lit, and wanted to add some meat to the instant noodles, but worried that the tiger was not clean. After all, this is not a fire unicorn. The fire unicorn is burning all over its body. There is a high probability that any parasites or bacteria will be burned away. If a wild tiger does not disembowel and clean it, it will be very dirty.
Although Tang Lin is not afraid of stomach pains, he still feels sick, especially when he thinks that the tiger has a bunch of that in his stomach, and adding it will only ruin his instant noodles.
"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you are a protected animal!"
Tang Lin said as he put the giant tiger on the ground, rubbed its head with his fingers and released it.
It's just that the tiger just got out of Tang Lin's big hand, and it didn't even run away, but still roared at Tang Lin.
"Hey, that's too much!" Tang Lin was about to flick this reckless tiger away with his fingers, but he heard a wild boar running out from the other side, who was always much smaller than the tiger, charging towards him , and then bumped his head against his pull-back shoes.
With this collision, the tusks were broken, and the wild boar fell down.
"What's going on, did I become the one waiting for the rabbit?" Tang Lin didn't pay attention, and the tiger started to climb his trousers again. Tang Lin grabbed the tiger again and said to it: "Fat tiger, what are you doing?" What, there is a dead wild boar next to you, you didn’t see it, so you have to compete with me?!”
The wild boar just died, the tiger refused to go, and then came another black bear, still roaring and rushing towards Tang Lin. At this moment, Tang Lin also felt that something was wrong. These beasts seemed to be attracted by something, and even suppressed their instinctive fear, and launched an attack on himself, a giant.
"Could it be... because I ate that fire unicorn?"
In myths and stories, the dragon is the leader of all scales, the phoenix is the king of birds, and the unicorn is the leader of all beasts. Could it be that he ate the unicorn and was hated by these beasts?
Tang Lin put the half-made stove aside, took out the iron pot and a bottle of mineral water from his backpack. First pour the mineral water into the pot, and then put the tiger and bear on the trouser legs into the mineral water bottle.
These two behemoths kept clawing at the clear plastic, but left only a few scratches. Although the beasts in this world are all huge, it is impossible to break through this plastic bottle without the ability of the fire unicorn.
Only then did Tang Lin continue to burn his stove, regardless of whether he was buffed with the solidified hatred of beasts, anyway, these beasts were just food for him, Tang Lin wanted to see if all the animals in the forest were going to rush Come here, it's time to serve it all in one pot.
Ororo took a look at the two beasts and felt sorry for them. If she hadn't agreed to cooperate with Tang Lin, she might be the one locked in the bottle. No, she was imprisoned from the beginning, it was just a cup.
It seemed that his attitude towards Tang Lin was a bit unfriendly just now, so he still has to pay attention in the future.
Tang Lin really wasn't trying to scare the chickens to scare the monkeys, and he didn't want to kill these beasts at all. If you can't eat it, don't kill it. Tang Lin is not used to this kind of meaningless killing.
After the lighter burned for a while, the tree trunks were all lit, but the smoke was a bit heavy. People pick up dead branches to start a fire, but Tang Lin can only uproot the big tree, and there is no way to pick up dead branches.
"Ahem, I still have to bring some solid alcohol next time."
Tang Lin made himself a little ashamed, but at least he lit the fire, added a small iron pot and started boiling water. After burning for ten minutes, the water did not boil, but there were several kinds of beasts in the mineral water bottle. There are wolves, leopards, and other beasts that look similar but cannot be named. The bottom of the mineral water bottle is almost covered.
Wait until Tang Lingang put the instant noodles in, finally a beast that he didn't dare to do it, or he was reluctant to do it, finally came out of the woods.
A black and white cutie with a plump head.
"I'll go, there are pandas." Tang Lin was shocked. Is Wushuang City in Sichuan?
It’s really hard to say, because Cantonese is spoken in the movie, and no one speaks Sichuan dialect.
Although this cutie was in an angry state and rushed towards Tang Lin, Tang Lin still felt that the panda milk was fierce and could not scare anyone at all.
Pandas are national treasures and must be treated differently. Tang Lin didn't stuff the panda into the mineral water bottle, but picked up the cute meatball and put it in the palm of his hand.
This fierce little guy wanted to pounce on Tang Lin, but his head was directly held down, making it difficult for him to move.
"I always want to pet a panda in my dream, but I didn't expect this dream to come true so soon."
Tang Lin felt that his sense of happiness was soaring. If the panda could grow a little bigger, he would have no regrets in this life. Rubbing this cute thing made him dizzy, and he licked the cat until he doubted his life. The black-and-white bear who had been baring its teeth and claws just now was lying on its back with its stomach full, as if it had been pushed to its fate.
Tang Lin picked out a blood bodhi and put it in front of the panda.
"Gu gou darling, don't compete with me after eating this fruit, go back and eat bamboo." Tang Lin said softly to the panda.
The panda sniffed the smell, and seemed to know that it was a good thing, so he swallowed the blood bodhi in one gulp. Within a few seconds, a large red light appeared on the panda, like a special effect in a game. After the red light dissipated, Tang Lin felt that the panda's fat seemed to be a little less, and his eyes became much sharper.
After eating the blood bodhi, the panda also changed its attitude towards Tang Lin. Instead of growling and screaming, it lowered its head and rubbed Tang Lin's palm.
"Haha, I succeeded in stroking the cat!" Tang Lin said proudly.
Just as he was proud, he smelled a burning smell, and looked down: "Damn, I'm battered!"
Tang Lin was conflicted between the happiness of licking the panda and the grief of the instant noodles. King Nie Ren had already brought Nie Feng into the Palace of the Lord of Wushuang City. He has a little friendship with Dugu Fang, the owner of the city, but the relationship is not necessarily good.
What Dugu Fang valued was the martial arts and reputation of King Nie Ren. Hearing that King Nie Ren came to visit, Dugu Fang did not neglect and quickly invited him in.
Hearing that Nie Renwang said that he came here to deal with Xiongba, Dugu nodded slightly. He was also a little afraid of the crazy expansion of Tianxiahui. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and the world will continue to expand, which will definitely threaten the status of Wushuang City.
"It's just that Xiongba's martial arts skills are extremely high. Even if you and I work together, I'm afraid we may not be able to win." Dugu Fang said to Nie Renwang.
"Don't worry, Dugu City Lord, besides you and me, there is another expert to help. Xiongba can only run away in embarrassment when he sees him. We just need to stop him." Nie Renwang said.
"Expert? Your Nie Renwang is already a top expert in the world, can you be taller than your Nie Renwang?" Dugu Fang asked strangely.
Nie Renwang thought for a while, and then said to Dugu Fang: "It is indeed taller than me, hundreds of floors taller."
Dugu Fang: …
Seeing that Dugu seemed a little hesitant, King Nie took out a blood bodhi and said to Dugu, "If City Lord Dugu is willing to help, this blood bodhi can be regarded as a thank you gift."
"Blood Bodhi?!"
Dugu Fang has naturally heard the name of this kind of fetish, but has never seen it with his own eyes. But King Nie Ren probably wouldn't make fun of this kind of thing, this fruit that exudes a dark red light looks extraordinary.
Although Dugu’s heart was moved, there was no expression on his face, and he said flatly: "Brother Nie came from a long way, you might as well rest for a while. I will carefully consider this matter, and I will reply you when the time comes."
Nie Renwang does not doubt that he has him, and he really needs to think carefully about dealing with Xiongba. But he didn't know that Dugu Fang ordered immediately after sending King Nie away: "Go to Lingyun Grotto, and find out what happened there? I want to know how the blood Bodhi in King Nie's hand came from, and what happened to him?" How many are there!"
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