MTL - Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!-Chapter 65 Dig out bigger than you
Being ridiculed by Wang Yiming is a dazzling demon, Yan Ran lifted his foot, and kicked it fiercely on Wang Yiming's ass. You know too much about shit, let's die!
Wang Yiming was rewarded with a cat's foot, so he didn't dare to make trouble anymore.
Recruitment notice: Many fish farms recruit ten fairy waiters, and they need to look good, be able to speak, be practical and effective, take care of themselves, five insurances and one fund, and leave a resume here if you want, I will call you, pay Talk over the phone.
Yan Ran was also curious, "Will there be kittens? Or ten kittens?"
Wang Yiming glanced at him squintingly: "I'm not afraid that your brother will kill you, it's okay." This is to add another sentence, to cat kitten ~
Yan Ran quickly hugged him, "... forget it, I'm kidding."
Wang Yiming smirked, hehehe ~ Finally, there is one who can control this cat.
No one expected that the post became hot immediately after it was posted. When countless fairies saw their work place was Yan Ran's farm, they all left their resumes, and I can't wait to fly to the farm for an interview. Yan Ran's identity is no longer a secret. All the fairies know that he was raised by Qin Yunli, especially some monsters who want to break through but have no chance, they all want to try it, in case they encounter Qin Yunli, What if it ’s a good luck possession once?
Wang Yiming saw more than hundreds of thousands of comments in a long time, and he was aggressive, "Yan Ran! Look! They all say no wages!"
Yan Ran reminded: "Are you sure they are all beautiful girls? Maybe it ’s the uncle strong man, the bear puppet, who has grown fat since he was a child, and feels that he is especially cute and adorable. Do n’t invite them like this of."
Wang Yiming couldn't laugh or cry. He didn't know what it looked like across the Internet.
Yan Ran looked around and asked quietly, "Is it cute?"
Wang Yiming whispered a few times, "Should be cute, don't all the fairies look ugly?"
Yan Ran nodded earnestly: "Oh, cat girl, bunny sister, fox sister and so on. Now human beings like it, not me."
Wang Yiming: "..."
Believe it for the time being.
Wang Yiming carefully selected five female demon and five male demon. They looked very beautiful in the photos and had smart eyes. They didn't even need to pay. There was only one requirement.
Wang Yiming moved, what a kind demon, come to interview!
The beautiful men and women stood in a row, and Wang Yiming signed the contract with them with great satisfaction. "Very well, you will be a lot of fish farm employees in the future, and we will move forward together."
The five handsome men and women applauded and clapped their hands, and Wang Yiming was a little bit floating, oh, this fairy is quite obedient.
"We are big dormitories. One dormitory can accommodate five people. You are the first employees. Let's choose the house yourself."
"Little boss, we don't want to live together. Please give them three boys' dormitories, and we can live together." A girl raised her hand and offered an embarrassing suggestion. She talked crunchy and sounded like a lark It's the same, a hundred words and a thousand times in a sentence, it's beautiful.
Wang Yiming looked at her beautifully, and he was too embarrassed to say it seriously, "Several sisters are not suitable for living in men's dormitories."
Another girl also stood up, pointing disgustingly at the three demon opposite, "You three frank yourself!"
Of those three people, a cute-looking sorceress suddenly came to Wang Yiming's side, grabbing Wang Yiming's shoulder and pouting, and said unhappy: "Little boss, they bully people ~"
Wang Yiming blushed quickly and evaded, crying and laughing, what's wrong with this fairy, how can it be posted on people?
A male demon kindly reminded: "Little boss, you don't have to worry about it. We are only ten of them. Two of them are sisters. Three of them don't look through the skirt. They may be bigger than you."
Wang Yiming :! !! !!
The first talking banshee agreed: "Yes! The three of them are fake and they all have tintin. They should go to the male dormitory!"
Obviously, the fairies have their own set of discrimination methods, male and female, and two female fairies who know the true gender of the three fairies stand together and resist three fake women together.
Wang Yiming's helpless side said, "What can we do? The competition is too fierce!" This time he spoke, it was a serious male voice, and his voice was gorgeous and magnetic. They are all men and women, and there are few female fairies. We can only do strange things. "
Wang Yiming was stunned, what happened? !!
"Don't you always dress as a man?"
"We can!" The male demon dressed next to Wang Yiming shook her skirt, and asked diligently, "Little boss, am I not beautiful?"
In their perception, Yan Ran is the big boss and Wang Yiming is the little boss.
Wang Yiming helped him, "Beauty! If you like, that's it."
He just wanted to call for help, no wonder Yan Ran said that fairies have any character, which is simply terrible!
"Would you please report your own species? It is best to talk about your cultivation. I have a good heart."
The fake elder sister hanging on Wang Yiming said with a smile: "Peacock is perfect, 4,500 years."
Wang Yiming's mouth was drawn, four thousand five hundred years! Such a big demon has become very rare all over China, and she has become a waitress and is sick! !! !!
The next species made him even more speechless.
"Orchid, two thousand six hundred years."
"Rabbit paper ~ it's only three thousand years, isn't it?"
"Spirit stone is perfect, two thousand three hundred years."
"Rooster, three thousand years."
"Begonia flower, three thousand five hundred years."
"Flower leopard, three thousand years."
"Pangolin, three thousand years."
Wang Yiming became more and more scared when he heard it. Haven't they been down for two thousand years, are these big demon crazy? !! !!
At this time I heard a weak voice saying, "Well, six thousand years."
"Tengu, about eight thousand years."
"Wait a minute !!!" Wang Yiming drew his ears, his head buzzing. "Finally, you two say it again, what?"
The handsome guy said with a gentle face: "Oh, six thousand years of cultivation, shh ~ People say that they can't be too fierce in the world now, speak quietly, be gentle."
Wang Yiming almost knelt.
"Then you are ..." Wang Yiming looked at the last baby face with soft legs.
The last pure and beautiful “girl” in a white short skirt said with a smile: “Tengu, you have to do it in 8000 years. Do you want to change it?”
Wang Yiming: "No!"
"I heard that I look like this is very flattering, and now it ’s really not easy to get mixed up in the world," Tengu held his skirt, shook it, and smiled harmlessly. "I am imitating the current human high school The appearance of life changes, I can change what you want. "
Wang Yiming swallowed his mouth and was spitting. He was so irreplaceable that Yan Ran was bad! Here are two ancient beasts! !! !!
Back at Yan Ran's home, Wang Yiming held the cup and poured it coldly. Yan Ran ate a strawberry and asked him, "What's wrong? Excited?"
Wang Yiming patted his face and calmed himself. "Fairy is really ... awesome!" After sorting out the language, Wang Yiming uttered such a sentence.
Yan Ran nodded. "Just know."
"No! You look at this information!" Wang Yiming almost cried, "I provoke two incredible monsters!"
Yan Ran asked calmly after watching: "So what? Is my brother terrific?"
Wang Yiming blew his hair, "They have been repairing for more than 8000 years! They have been in the floods and they can eat the sun! Is your brother OK?"
Yan Ran laughed, "Do you think he will come to you as a waiter if he has such power now? He said that he will be eight thousand years old?"
Wang Yiming froze, "What do you mean?"
Yan Ran ate strawberries and said slowly: "If there is a threatening demon, my brother would have warned me long ago, and now he has no movement at all, that is, these two demon are no threat to us. I guess This tadpole and Tengu will not be over two thousand years old. They are all little monsters. My brother didn't put them in their eyes. They are likely to come to us to find opportunities like other monsters. A 500-year-old peacock is likely to be true. Don't mess with him, he can kill you with one tail. "
Wang Yiming was heartbroken. He had only one year of cultivation, could he really manage them?
Yan Ran handed Wang Yiming a plate of strawberries, "You **** up, stand up, you can fight another five thousand years!"
Wang Yiming: "... I am dead. I have burnt papers, solicited little things, and dug graves."
Yan Ran put down the strawberry, "I choose Whip Corpse!"
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When it was ready, the farm was fully opened. People in the village gathered together to set off firecrackers. Many people who did n’t know sent gifts. The gifts were strange and weird. Anyway, visual inspection is not human.
When Yan Ran tweeted, many stars in the entertainment industry retweeted it, especially those who participated in "The Country Life of Big Stars".
On that day, the entire farm income was 120,000, restaurants accounted for one third, and accommodation accounted for one third. The fishing garden plus fish processing also accounted for one quarter. The rest was the picking of fruits and vegetables and farming. Animal products.
Cen Tongen once again: You have a very good development prospect there, you should develop into a resort.
Yan Ran: Nonsense, if I have money, I have built everything, and you still use it?
Cen Tongen: I am a shareholder!
Yan Ran: No! Don't try to grab my fish!
Cen Tongen: ...
Wang Yiming rushed in with a poster, "Boss! We are rich!"
Yan Ran put the phone aside, stood up stunned, and hurriedly asked, "Where's the money?"
Wang Yiming handed him the poster, "The province now supports agricultural entrepreneurship. You can bring your business certificate and apply for fund support!"
Yan Ran was crying, "So good! Little Naruko, let's stop working tomorrow, let's get the money!"
Two people who were excited when they saw the money held the leaflet and went to the provincial capital by bus the next day. Yan Ran's face was already well known to the public. Many fans met on the car and asked him what to do. Yan Ran took out the leaflet and held it in his hand, showing it to the fans: "It is said that we can get the money. Let's apply."
Several fans were distressed to see him. They should be a group of colleagues to go out to play together. One looks in his early thirties and has a bit of social experience. "This kind of money doesn't give much money. You may not apply much if you go. "
Yan Ran was surprised, "Less?"
"Yes!" The man teased: "This is to encourage entrepreneurship, ordinary people are like a few hundred dollars as a baby, you went to give you a few hundred dollars, are you enough?"
"Hundreds of them?" Yan Ran and Wang Yiming looked at each other so poorly?
"I dare say, plus your celebrity effect, it will definitely not exceed 10,000 yuan."
Yan Ran and Wang Yiming were immediately stunned. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
Yan Ran put the leaflet on his face and said, "I need a job that can make money quickly and not break the law."
"Go filming ~"
"Commercials?"
"Isn't the entertainment industry very profitable?"
Everyone was busy giving their ideas. At this time, the man who spoke just now said, "At present, this kind of work that is rich overnight is not illegal. I only think of one."
Yan Ran tore off the leaflet, widened his eyes, and asked curiously, "What?"
Several girls were busy taking pictures of him, and they could n’t stop seeing his big eyes. They were taking side shots, horizontal shots, and vertical shots. The more they shot, the more they felt magical, and the more they looked, the more beautiful they were. As soon as the sun shone, Yan Ran's hair was slightly golden, and her eyes were a little golden. When she closed the curtains, she found that the eyes were still black, and the pupils were large, bright and bright. The man dragged his girlfriend backwards so that she didn't get so close, and said with a smile: "Gambling on stones, good luck overnight is not a dream. But the risks are also great, one knife is poor, one knife is rich, one knife is worn with gold Silver, sackcloth. "
The girl looked at Yan Ran so earnestly, and unhappyly pounded her elbow, and said to Yan Ran: "Don't listen to him nonsense, this risk is really great, and you can't make a fortune."
Yan Ran touched the jade piece hanging on his neck, luck or something, as if he really had it.
"Yan Ran, are you half-blooded? Your eyes are so pretty."
"It will change color."
A few girls were still pulling the curtains back and forth to verify how magical Yan Ran's eyes were. Yan Ran pressed the thought for the time being and smiled, "I don't know the specifics, it seems to be a bit mixed."
There are no fathers and mothers, the heaven and earth reiki is transformed, so many reikis are mixed together, it seems a bit unreasonable to say that it is not mixed. Yan Ran blinked, knowing that her cat eyes were not the same as humans, and she simply admitted it.
"Wow! Have you seen photos of mom and dad? President Qin treats you well?"
"You are so short of money now, do you always know Qin? Why not borrow money from him?"
...
Faced with such a problem, Yan Ran touched his nose and watched Wang Yiming. Why did he get this gossip again?
Wang Yiming shrugged. There was nothing he could do about it. At that time, it was so hot. Who doesn't know the relationship between the two of you?
Wang Yiming simply asked Yan Ran: "You are so anxious to make money, how much did you borrow from President Qin before?"
When mentioning this, Yan Ran was crying, "6.5 million, he also asked me for interest."
Wang Yiming: "... I don't understand the little taste between you."
As a result, Yan Ran's fan base knew that Yan Ran and Qin had a particularly good relationship. In order to develop the farm, he borrowed a total of 6.5 million from Qin. And oh, Yan Ran's temper is super good, and chatting with him doesn't have any clues. The most amazing thing is that Yan Ran's eyes can be discolored and verified by himself.
In the provincial capital, Yan Ran parted ways with the fans, and went to the designated place with Wang Yiming to ask, the staff were happy, "You a big star, you still lack this money?"
Yan Ran nodded solemnly, missing! Too short of money! No matter how thin the mosquito legs are!
Then, under the leadership of the staff, Yan Ran handed in the information and received 5,000 yuan in support funds.
This still depends on the fact that the two of them are celebrities. Without giving them a few more trips, they handed in the information. The two stood at the door and looked at each other. Wang Yiming coughed and said embarrassingly, "This is really a mosquito leg."
Yan Ran: "... or else, let's go gambling."