MTL - Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel-Chapter 2 Unexpected rebirth
2 unexpected rebirth ()
I can't hear these words from Zhao Yanzhen, because at that time I was already dead, that is, I fart.
When I woke up again, I found that I was standing in a big hall. It is like the palace hall in the Qing Dynasty drama that is often seen on TV, but it is a bit sinister.
In front of me, there was a very humorous old man who thought that he was sitting there with great dignity, standing next to two people who looked more like a judge. There is a big cockroach above the three people, and the three characters of the book - the prince of the king.
Khan, not so funny, my first reaction is this is a TV show? Looking at this scene, it’s probably a ghost film, but how do the three people feel like comedy? I can't help but sigh, this year, there are too many third-rate directors!
While I was thinking about it, the funny old man in the middle shouted at the table with a beard and blinked: "Who is the following, why didn't you see the king of Ben?"
I glimpse, feelings are treating me as an extra actor. I called out, "Hey, old man, are you looking for the wrong person? I don't want to play TV!"
The three people listened to me and said that it was also a glimpse. The judge next to him said to himself: "His grandmother, this person's brain should not be a problem?"
Judge B also checked the birth and death book, but he did not find anything for a long time, so he said strangely: "No, this time there is no one to die, who is the one below?"
The funny old man is again taking a table and said: "The person below, you are already dead! Report your name quickly, and Ben Wang will arrange your reincarnation!"
I'm dead? ? How did I die? Suddenly I thought about it, yes, I am indeed dead. I came here after I stopped drinking at Zhao Yanxi’s wedding and then saved.
It seems that I am really dead. Niang's life, this life is really a failure, the first half of my life has been fighting there, and the result is not waiting for the taste of love to die. At this time, I thought of a classic dialogue in a very old movie: I once had a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words "I love you" to the girl. If I want to add a deadline before this love, I hope it is: 10,000 years.
The old man who seems to have said to me that he can still reincarnate? So I still have the opportunity to enjoy love, I will not let go of any woman I love in my next life! I am resentful thinking.
So I said to the king, "My brother, my name is Liu Lei, you have to find a way to arrange for me to reincarnate!"
Yan Wang angered: "Roll! Who is his grandmother, your brother, Lao Tzu is bigger than your ancestors!"
Years of experience in the mall made me understand the auntie, I know that if you want to help me arrange a reincarnation to a good family, this old man's flattering must be taken. I smiled and said: "I mean that your brother looks young and radiant. If you want to talk about age, I don't know how big you are! You see, when I came in, I thought it was a TV, I thought about it. Where did the director find you such a handsome actor, even more handsome than Chow Yun Fat Andy Lau!" Speaking of this, I thought about it, this Andy Lau and Chow Yun-fat estimated that the king had not seen it before, so he quickly said: "What is better than that? Call Pan An's little boy handsome!"
When I heard this from me, I immediately smiled and asked the old face with a pleated face to ask the judge: "Do I look so young?"
The judge A is estimated to be used to shooting. I didn’t even think about it: "Congratulations to the king, He Xiyu, you are the best in the ghost, super handsome!"
After listening to the king, he was so happy that he smiled happily and said to me amiably: "Where did you come from? Right, it is called Liu Lei, you are simply the confidant of the king! The king will recognize you as a younger brother! Rest assured, I will definitely arrange a good family for you!"
I quickly thanked me, and my heart was happy and blossomed.
The king said to the judge B: "Hurry and check the birth of my brother!"
Judge B checked for a while, his face showed an incredible expression, and he was surprised: "Hey, you see, your brother is 180 years old, he can't die now!"
When Wang Wang heard it, he quickly took the life and death book and looked at it for a long time. He screamed at the table and shouted to the temple: "I rely on, what is my brother who is forced to bring it back?"
After a while, a little sneaky walked in. When I saw the king, I went down to the ground: "Please ask the king to be angry, small, small is only occasionally going through the hospital, watching this kid, no, it is your brother is going to When he is dead, he will grab him back!"
what? As soon as I heard that I was mistakenly caught, I really have nothing to say. I am so unlucky. I thought that this kind of thing would only happen in the Yang Dynasty. I didn't expect the officialdom in the underworld to be so dark.
Wang Wang angered: "I am going to go, your eyes are long and up. I have nothing to do with Laozi! This life and death book clearly says, my brother will have a robbery, but did not say dead! Come, let him Give it to the oil pan and burn it, never live!"
A few people who look very strange... It should be the ghost who arrived in the moment and took the little devil away.
I am not interested in the life and death of the devil. I just want to reincarnate as soon as possible. I said to the king: "Brother, can you arrange the younger brother to reincarnate?"
Yan Wang’s face bitter melon said to me: “Brother, it’s not that the old brother doesn’t give you the row. It’s just that your Yangshou’s unfinished business was just grabbed back, so—hey, I can’t help it! ”
My heart was cold, but I was still unwilling to ask: "But the people who died because of accidents every year are not only one of me? What do they do?"
The king replied: "Those people? They are all solitary ghosts swaying in **** every day, when you wait until Yangshou has done it, then go to reincarnation!"
I still don't give up: "So since I caught it, can I send my soul back to my body?"
Yan Wang looked at me with sympathy: "Brother, my brother asked you, did you sign a post-mortem organ donation agreement when you were alive?"
I nodded and wondered: "How come you suddenly mention this?"
Wang Wang shook his head and pity: "I really want to send you back, but now your heart and kidney cornea have been replaced by others. It is estimated that the remaining bodies have been practiced by medical students. ......"
It seems that I am not a bad luck! Am I destined to wander in **** for more than a hundred years?
At this time, the judge B suddenly thought of something, and he was underestimated for a long time in the ear of the king. After listening to the king, he yelled at the thigh and said, "Yeah! Grandma, how can I forget this? Brother, do you want to be born again?"
"Rebirth?" I meditated, I am no stranger to this word, in online novels, this subject is very much.
The king thought that I didn't understand, so he explained: "This rebirth is to let your soul return to your past body -"
I waved and said: "I understand the meaning of rebirth, so that not all people who have not finished their lives can choose to be born again?"
Wang Wang shook his head and said: "That is not, this is a rebirth. We also have a place in hell. We have to report it to Tianting for approval. I originally wanted to sell this quota to a high price, but since you are my brother, I will I will give you this quota! Anyway, I am not short of money."
Looks like this place is quite precious! It seems that this old brother of Yu Wang is really right! I have heard that people who have been born again have some special functions. Can I have it? So I asked with a thick face: "Brother, can I have some special abilities after I am born again?"
"Well, this," Wang Wang thought and said: "I don't have the power to be the master. If you really want to have the ability, I can help you and apply for it, but the time may be longer!"
As soon as I heard the door, I immediately asked, "How long?"
Yu Wang thought for a moment and said: "This is not possible. Maybe one day, maybe one year, the application for the special function of the last reborn person was just approved yesterday. It is estimated that this time can be faster, it will be hundreds of years! ”
I am dizzy, how many hundred years? I quickly asked: "Is this person later having an ability?"
The king said: "With a fart, the great-grandson of that person is now dead, and he is still depressed for a lifetime. Before he dies, he yells, "When will my grandfather have power?"
As soon as I heard this, I almost didn't faint on the floor. I think I still forget it. So I waved my hand and said: "Brother, I am like this, that power can do it, no matter what!"
Yan Wang smiled slightly: "But my brother can give you a mobile phone~www.novelbuddy.com~ If you have any questions about your brother in the future, you can call me at any time!"
Mobile phone? I asked: "Can I call you when I return to Yang?"
Yu Wang definitely nodded. "Of course, this is what Edison and Bell have just developed. Oh, I forgot to tell you that Edison is currently the chief scientist of our King Technology Co., Ltd."
Judge B came over and handed me a beautiful jade pendant. I wondered: "Can this thing be called?"
The king is proud to say: "Of course, direct telepathy, you can pay with my brother and I when you think of me. I am giving you the latest generation of products, using high energy in the night, just like the solar energy in your sun, this only needs to be put Energy can be automatically replenished in dark places."
I would like to believe that the old brother and my new mobile phone that I brag about, carefully hang it around my neck.
Yu Wang said to me: "Okay, time is almost the same, judge A, you go to send my brother back."
I turned my eyes, this guy actually called the judge.