MTL - Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country-Chapter 20 The twentieth cat
Nails digging into the soil, Bai Xiaxia finally stabilized the momentum to keep rolling out. She shook her head, the gray-faced white cat had completely turned into a gray cat. The pink nose is black, and the forehead is all gray, making it a mining cat.
She was struggling to find her way through the bushes.
Bai Xia Xia deliberately chose an exit to avoid the big flower, worried that it would be sneaky. Cat Mao hid the back half of his body in the low bushes, trying his best to arch out a round, plush head with dead leaves from the dense leaves.
"Bah ah ah!" Unfortunately, he ate a mouthful of grass and soil.
Bai Xiaxia spit out leaf stubble, and there was a strange smell in her mouth, mixed with the unique breath of grass.
It fell off with a thud, all touching her body and scratching a little.
Bai Xiaxia stretched out Erkang's claws towards the road, and the opposite came over suddenly, Zhang cautious, innocent and anxious fat tiger face. Dahua's fur is smooth and watery, her cheeks are still shaking, her big eyes are sincere and cute: "Xia Xia, are you alright? I forgot you were on my back just now..."
Bad idea!
Want to scare me into another fall? Humph, fat tiger, you are so naive!
The fat tiger lay down innocently, licking the cat with his tongue happily. Quickly squat with big claws close together, like a primary school student waiting for class at any time, the ears of the plane are almost behind their heads.
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Dahua looked at the Persian cats, and was a little satisfied: I said that the smart tiger has meat to work, and it is super delicious! Fat Tiger waited for two days, no comfort, no meat, no Xia Xia to chat, eat and play.
The poor big flower was deceived by the cat, so miserable, so miserable, so miserable...
Ah! The bad smuggler was caught, and the unlucky Bai Xiaxia ran away with meat without big flowers!
Huahua was deceived, Huahua was unhappy, she took it as soon as she saw it, Pi Dian Dian Er carried Bai Xia Xia to find a place - this time, we wanted a complete package!
The colorful tiger leaped into the jungle, and the faint yellow shuttle jumped, and soon disappeared.
There is a mutant albino old monkey inside.
In the big family, the six or seven monkeys are all stray monkeys who have been expelled and abandoned by the monkeys, and there are old monkey kings who have failed the struggle and are getting old and unable to be expelled. There are also baby monkeys who were accidentally abandoned by the monkey mother and never found again.
The monkey mother in Bai Xiaxia's mouth is a macaque who has only lost her baby monkey, and left the monkey group to find her child.
The monkeys in the wild monkey family are of different species, either old or small, or not accepted by the monkeys, and often suffer from food shortages.
Bai Xiaxia accidentally bumped into the mother monkey with the small monkeys looking for food, and saw them being stoned by the monkeys and bullied in various ways.
Bai Xiaxia wanted to help, but she was worried that she would be contaminated with dirty things, so she got the best of both worlds and stretched out the claws that cats love.
Then, the monkey mother made inferences from one case, one gold belt flew six bronzes, and led the whole family to a well-off life.
Walking through the jungle, the fluffy claws of the big flower fell silently, and when they crossed the jungle, only the rustling of the leaves was rusted.
Although Bai Xiaxia has become a cat, she is not a real cat if she tries so hard to imitate. She has none of the hunting instincts and habits of cats.
As Qin Xiao said, Bai Xia Xia rarely even grinds her claws.
The coolness of the hair after being blown by the wind is very different from when the wind blows when you are a person.
The Persian cat clings tightly to the big flower, it can feel the ups and downs of the back of the big flower when it moves, it is a little bumpy but overall it is stable. It's just... the feet are light and fluttering, the big flower runs and jumps up and down, she doesn't fall, like flying.
Follow the stream, up the source.
The creek is two or three meters wide, and the water is crystal clear and sparkling golden in the sun.
Bai Xiaxia likes it very much, it is clear and clean. The source of the stream is the mountain spring flowing out of the mountain stream, and the meandering stream converges into a stream.
This is where Bai Xia Xia often comes and is her water intake.
Following the river bank, Bai Xiaxia found under the tallest pine tree, and found that it was quite lively there, and it seemed that there were strangers who came earlier.
An adult black bear, stocky, plump and chubby.
At first glance, the food is very good, and I can't eat more. But most of the bears are like this, and they like to bask in the sun like an old man.
The monkey mother is arrogant, leading two old monkeys to surround the black bear, and her mouth keeps moving.
Mother monkey speaks without panting, every sentence makes sense. The black bear leaned back against the tree trunk, sitting with its hind legs spread apart, the salted fish was paralyzed, his face was quite dark, his cry sounded weak, and he was very sad: "...No, it's not right. I ordered... a full set, I'll give, give you, bee , honey!"
The monkey mother scratched her nostrils with her fingers, revealing the shameless face of a classic unscrupulous black-hearted businessman: "We negotiated the price earlier, and changed the whole set for three days! How can you eat this? Three days?! One day is not enough to eat, who are you fooling? I'm a monkey who has learned arithmetic, fool me, you have the wrong abacus!"
"It's a shame I opened it up and looked at it, otherwise you'll be deceived, it's really a loss."
"No, that's not right..." The black bear seemed to finally be in a hurry and wanted to refute.
It can only stumble, stammering a sentence, and the monkey mother replies ten sentences.
The dark bear face was covered with hair, Xia Xia felt that the black bear had nothing to say, no reason to complain, sullen, irritable, grievance and mourning: "It's not like this, I give A lot of honey…”
"It's hard..."
"What's so difficult?" The monkey mother's nostrils turned to the sky, and the rogue savagely slapped the black bear: "Don't rely on our family, it's good to take advantage of it for you. We monkeys clearly change things for nothing, you If you want to continue, bring honey!"
"It's my kindness to pull the thorns for you, and I'm still relying on me! You bear, you have no conscience." The monkey mother cried, sang and played, and acted in a full set.
Acting is natural, much better than some small fresh meat.
Bai Xia Xia and Da Hua: (⊙o⊙)
"Ouch! Don't stay in my house if you don't have anything! When others see it, they think we're bullying you. Look at your big size. You can kill me with a single slap."
Two old monkeys flinched, standing around the mother monkey like a quail. The old white-haired monkey opened his mouth to speak, but the mother monkey glanced at it inadvertently.
"You, you..." This bear rarely interacts with other animals. The black bear likes to live alone. It can live in a hibernation for more than half a year, and rarely talks to other bears.
No animal has the guts to bully the bear!
Now, the introverted stuttering bear is being bullied by the monkeys.
It is distraught, I am a carnivore at the top of the food chain!
Although I don't like to fight and eat meat, I prefer to eat honey and fruit, but you can't ignore my essence!
I, bear, carnivore, super fierce!
The super fierce Xiong Xiong wanted to demonstrate that he was not to be provoked. The monkey mother moved faster than it and lay on the ground.
Pengci didn't forget to put a big hat on the poor society: "I'm hurt, I can't massage..."
Bear: ! !
It is full of anger and wants to fight, and it feels troublesome for a while, and it will be tangled: No, my honey can't be in vain!
It stood up, more than 1.7 meters, and its majestic body with muscular knots was full of threats.
The bear's paw thumped, the pine tree kept shaking: "You, you! Lie, bear, and bully... bear!"
"Bear, don't bully!"
"Also, bear! Honey!" Xiong Xiong took out his favorite honey, and was deceived! Xiong Xiong was very sad, and his angry roar irritated his eardrums.
Monkeys are smart.
However, primates are absolutely vulnerable in the face of the ferocity of carnivores.
No matter how smart you are, even a human will have weak legs, not to mention a monkey?
The two old monkeys were so frightened that their hair exploded, they jumped up the tree in an instant, and shivered to hide themselves in the most familiar place.
From Bai Xiaxia's point of view, fear and fear are written on the back of the monkey mother's bowed body and half-bent legs, especially the tail that is coiled into a mosquito coil.
Bai Xiaxia thought that the monkey mother would not lose money by stealing chickens, so she had to run away with her family. Animals are different from people, anger bears and kill you for lunch!
And she felt oppressed when she looked at the black bear, and the salted fish was paralyzed and couldn't tell. As soon as he stood up, the power came immediately.
Then, the Persian cat saw that the first profiteer in Cuilian Mountain wanted money and not his life, and wealth and wealth were in danger!
The monkey mother trembled and was about to kneel, and tremblingly provoked: "You can eat me."
Mother monkey's heart and liver were trembling, she closed her eyes and raised her chest: "King Tiger will not be happy when he knows!"
"No, I'll give Tiger King a massage, hum hum..."
The cat was stunned and stunned!
Fuck! See you soon! The monkey mother really won the essence of the four characters of the dog and the human potential!
It's just like the cannon fodder who is following behind the gangsters and helping the gangsters, the expression, the gesture, the action, the words... Absolutely!
Maomao's shocked face: Could it be that this is the legendary monkey and fake tiger power?
Fatty Tiger: ...It seems that something is not right.
Bear scratches his round ears with his claws, barks his teeth sullenly, and wants to slap the dead monkey in front of him!
But... it's a hassle.
The bear is troublesome to think about, if it kills the monkey, there will be tigers looking for it. Then fight, fight, fight... That means Xiong Xiong can't bask in the sun and steal honey and eat melons... It's annoying.
òó Salted Fish Bear: It's so troublesome, I'll go back to the sun and sleep. Woohoo, so angry.
It’s not a bad thing to go out, and I won’t go out if there is a good thing in the future. Xiong Xiong wilted in grievance, and tugged at his ears annoyedly: Trouble! Trouble with monkeys, trouble with tigers, trouble with females, trouble with cubs, trouble with living...
The bear wilted suddenly, lowered his head in despair, and lowered his claws,
After thinking about it, I am still angry! My honey woo woo... It sat on the ground angrily, and hugged the poor, weak and helpless self tightly, aggrieved. If you want to fight, it's so troublesome... Do you want to fight? So complicated…
Bai Xiaxia saw such a bear on her head, and the bear face, which was very sad at first glance, wrote: Destroy it, destroy it, destroy the world, it is very difficult for a bear to live.
Monkey mother is a shrewd and fierce. When scrambled for food with the monkeys, he was so fiery that he almost fell to his death because of protecting the food.
I have to say, the monkey mother's operation is so irritating.
Dahua full service price: one day meal.
Poor ignorant slaughtered bear full service price: three-day meal.
Monkey. The old snob. Mom, look at the ability of the bear to eat dishes.
Honey is very precious to animals and is very rare. Except for black bears, who can venture out on their thick fur and love of honey, few other animals eat honey.
Do you want to be full by simply eating bee honey? Just kidding!
The monkey raises the price. Now I have to go a little further and try to be a little bit more secretive.
The mother monkey is not willing to give up, the old profiteer of the animal world!
The Persian cat paced the kitten and walked gracefully and calmly.
Behind, followed by Tiger Flower.
The monkey mother monkey face is stiff, and her heart is cold.
Just a monkey and a fake tiger. The unlucky mother monkey is not greedy enough to swallow an elephant, and she used to **** the wool of large flowers.
It's good, let's hit it together.
The profiteer successfully overturned the car, Bai Xiaxia watched the fun and wanted to see what the monkey mother would do.
The monkey mother has the essence of the old society, the monkey face is smiling, turning her face is faster than turning a book, and she completely forgets the last time she made things difficult for Dahua: "The tiger king is here. Hey! How did you go so fast last time, I didn't get back to my senses, and the king disappeared! Oh, really."
Big flower? ? ?
Shocked by the shameless mother monkey: "Huh?"
"You two, hurry down and work! The tiger king is here, bring the good things we found, and bring something fresh for the king." The monkey mother diligently recommended: "The cubs find something special. It’s easy to use, those two-legged beasts, the King Tiger will definitely like it, but it’s comfortable!”
Bai Xiaxia leaned over the cat's head and saw the young monkey holding a comb that was picked up from nowhere, and combing the big flower at once.
Bai Xiaxia: TM keeps pace with the times, and has the latest package...
"Mr. Xia Xia, I'll go over your hair?" The monkey mother felt guilty: "I'll do it, I'll make sure to serve you comfortably and cleanly."
—I don't worry about you waiting for me.
Bai Xiaxia coldly refused the service of the monkey mother, and paced to the depressed bear, "Bear."
The black bear hunched and shrugged, his back exuding a strong depression, so sad. It turned back slowly, "Huh?"
"You, call me?"
Bai Xiaxia got closer and kept a safe distance from the **** bear. The honest bear in the quilt of the salted fish is an Asian black bear. It is an adult and has a U-shaped yellow breast spot like a beautiful big scarf around its chest.
He held his two claws like an uncle, and he was depressed and a Buddhist bear. No wonder he had such a good temper. Dahua didn't do anything to the monkey mother because she was thinking about the massage. Otherwise, her violent temper would have killed several monkeys. This bear... is simply lazy, and doesn't want to make trouble in a Buddhist way.
"Monkey mother, you are so unkind, bullying honest people, too much!" Bai Xiaxia scratched her right paw, leaving deep claw marks on the ground: "Don't you understand how rare honey is? "
"It brings enough to buy a month's membership service."
The monkey mother was so guilty that her eyes rolled around, but she didn't expect Bai Xiaxia to pierce herself in front of a silly bear.
Fearing that the black bear would rage and eat him, he gritted his teeth and invited the bear back, his attitude changed 360 degrees.
Buddha bear looked at the squatting Persian cat, a treacherous monkey on the right smiled to himself: "..."
The outside world is dangerous. There are many monkey and monkey routines, and the bear wants to go back to the cave.
Monkey mother was dismantled and offered to add a month membership service to Xiong Xiong.
Bai Xiaxia...I finally know why I can't make money! The poor can't be embarrassed!
Black Bear...I don't really want it.
Hey, it's a hassle to push around. This monkey laughed so hard that Xiong Xiong hated it and was afraid of continuing to deal with the monkey mother. Forget it, just finish the run quickly and be worthy of its honey.
Go back to the cave as soon as possible, talk, fight, grab food, no matter what, Xiong Xiong just wants a bear to stay silent.
If it wasn't for the honey this time, the boat capsized in the gutter and was stung by bees. If the thorn in the nose can't be pulled out, the black bear will not go out.
Bai Xiaxia is very interested in black bears, bears are soft and a little... too shy.
She squatted across from Xiong Xiong, the black bear secretly glanced at her, and quickly twisted her dark plush body to turn her back to Bai Xiaxia.
Bai Xiaxia silently retracted the friendship claws that were hooked up.
"Monkey mother, ask you about the next thing." Bai Xiaxia roughly described the location of the cave. She remembered that there were two groups of wild monkeys wandering around the cave, the golden monkey group and the macaque group. The monkey mother should Know the monkeys better than she does.
The monkey king in the macaque group is easy to find. There is no monkey king in the golden monkey group. The Hou group consists of old, middle, green and young monkeys. Small families form teams, with near-adult male offspring forming separate male groups, and they seem to listen more to older monkeys. The food is given to the old monkey first, which is very "filial piety". Bai Xixia remembers a little bit, but she doesn't know who is the boss in the golden monkey group.
Bai Xiaxia asked carefully, she had to ask the monkey group controller to give an order to find something as quickly as possible.
*
Golden Wuxi pendant, the stars shine brightly in the night sky. Mountain nights are exceptionally clear and bright.
Guo Chaoming and the others, led by Professor Wen and the police dog, were tossing back and forth, trying to find clues.
However, the monkey jumped directly into the cave from the tree and left no trace.
No matter how powerful Professor Wen is, how can you tell where the cultural relics are based on the scattered footprints in the cave?
The police dog followed the smell to find a place, but all kinds of smells were mixed, plus the interference of distance and time, the police dog turned around a few times in the same place, cocked its ears and returned to the training The staff squatted down beside their legs.
The situation has reached a stalemate, and it is approaching dark, Guo Chaoming and the others will camp on the spot, and we will talk about it tomorrow.
There are dangers everywhere outside the safe area, so they chose a sheltered place to pitch a tent and set up a bonfire.
Everyone is exhausted after a busy day. Guo Chaoming and the three team members were in charge of the vigil. Professor Wen sat by the bonfire and borrowed the light to read the notes, and took the initiative to explain to Guo Chaoming: "I came here more than two years ago, and I did some basic investigations with the team at that time, and I remembered everything in my notes. , looking back, tomorrow will be more convenient."
Wen Dong and his team stayed in Cuilian Mountain for more than three months, which was the main reason Song Bei invited him here.
"Woo~"
Voldemort's Flower Nest is behind the bushes, some distance from the station. He was so sleepy that he was tearful and yawning. With his head pressed on the closed front paws, Xia Xia said that the two-legged beast can walk when it wakes up.
The sun has not yet fully risen. The well-trained action team members close the tents, and cook the breakfast. The division of labor is clear, and the movements are fast and steady.
"Woooo~" Dahua was sleepy and yawned again and again. The beautiful big tiger flicked its tail, got up and walked away with a stinky face - these stupid two-legged beasts really know where to choose.
The site of the ugly pig, that guy... Xia Xia said more than 500 kilograms, an oversized wild boar.
Let it lie here and stay there for most of the night, the bodyguard Dahua scratched the ground unhappily, and ran away silently.
Twolegs have guns, and so many people. Calling a stupid pig to bump into it stupidly, whatever!
The fat tiger came quietly and went unnoticed. but…
"Deputy team, this claw mark..." The team members simply ate the cake they brought and set off immediately.
Professor Wen went over to compare the paw prints in two steps, then carefully observed the fallen bushes, and took a breath, "Tiger!"
"Isn't this tiger staring at us all night?"
!
The mental quality of the team members is excellent, and they are quite frightened at the moment. Who would have thought that when you were camping and sleeping, a tiger would hide in the dark and stare at you? !
Guo Chaoming, who was watching the night, didn't notice anything unusual, perhaps because Dahua didn't show murderous intent and hostility.
It may also be that cats are too good at hiding their tracks. Just like people who live in forests and grasslands, they are in the sight of tigers most of the time, but they can survive steadily.
Tigers do not take the initiative to attack humans, on the one hand, they are jealous, on the other hand, they are disgusted. They don't like to be in contact with humans. Unless they are hungry, they will choose humans as food. Otherwise, they are actually more willing to choose common recipes.
Guo Chaoming has undergone professional training and is extremely powerful. But the tiger is the real king of the forest, a natural hunter.
Not surprising.
Professor Wen was also frightened with goosebumps, thinking that he almost became a tiger's mouth Chinese food in his sleep... escaped!
Everyone stared at the shallow paw prints on the mud and let out a sigh of relief.
"It's not necessarily here to eat us, maybe it's to protect us?" Guo Chaoming smiled, remembering the tiger that was going home with him, and said jokingly.
"I really want to do it, I've already rushed over." Guo Chaoming's words are not believed, but it can make people feel more relaxed.
Professor Wen also echoed: "Maybe we found it a little tricky, and the tiger was not hungry, so he left."
Guo Chaoming is actually not quite sure, this is the tiger that suddenly appeared and guarded them in the middle of the night.
Cui Lian Mountain is too big, there must be more than one tiger.
"Let's hurry up and hurry up." Wen Dong compared the map: "Two years later, the monkey group may have changed to a new site..."
It was not easy to walk in the mountains and forests, so Wen Dong was originally looking for the path that they opened. When we arrived, we found that the road had long been covered by crazy trees. There was no way, the team members opened the way ahead, and after walking for more than an hour, Professor Wen shouted in surprise.
"That's it!" Professor Wen held the notebook and spoke with great interest, "I tell you, the golden monkey's social structure is very interesting..."
When Professor Wen was good at it, he was obviously very excited, ready to shine. Wen Dong led the team to look around, and soon found a gathering place where many golden monkeys were playing and playing.
"The monkey group will pile up the food they find in the fixed tree hole. We first follow them to find the tree hole to store the food, which is more time-consuming. Captain Guo, why don't we divide into two teams..." Professor Wen rolled up his sleeves and started to dry, and it was finally time for him to shine!
He said it vigorously, but no one agreed for a long time. Wendong turned his head in confusion, but found that Guo Chaoming and several team members seemed to be staring at the tree in the west, with scary eyes.
Wendong? ? ?
Not only were they watching, but the military dog Hu Feng also barked excitedly, the trainer couldn't hold it, and he was desperately stuck in place.
"What are you looking at..."
Professor Wen stared silently at the two golden monkeys who were throwing a box up and down high and rushing towards them.
"Jeep~"
One of the bigger ones glanced at the group of stupid ugly monsters, and nodded with their claws: "It's them! The old monkey said it, just throw it to them!"
"If this group of hairless ugly monsters can't catch up, we will be miserable."
"Well... we jumped a little shorter, not afraid they couldn't catch it!"
"Captain, I'll get it!"
A team member took the initiative to roll up his sleeves to climb a tree, Guo Chaoming held him down: "Don't worry, wait."
He has a strange feeling that the box will be delivered.
"Professor Wen, those two monkeys always look towards us, why?"
Professor Wen was a little sluggish, and his ambition was suddenly met with waterloo, which made him uncomfortable, and there was a sense of surprise in a trance. Weakly said: "Look at the monkey."
Team members:…
The two golden monkeys pretended to play and jumped off the tree: "The old monkey said, we have to pretend to be careless and throw it to them."
"Am I pretending?"
"Like! Me?"
"Not at all!"
“…”
"Are these hairless guys stupid! We're all running forward, and we don't even know how to pick fruit!"
The two snub-nosed monkeys reluctantly jumped down from the tree, and threw the box towards the crowd very carelessly: "jijiji!"
The two monkeys squatted in front of a group of stupid guys again, expressing their anger perfunctory: "jijiji!"
Point to the box, indicating to return the box.
The play is very unintentional. Seeing that no one paid any attention to them, the golden monkey became angry with a symbolic reluctance, turned his face and ran fast.
Xiao Fang was holding the box in a daze, and a group of people had the same black question mark face.
That's it? ?
Is this back?
Is it that simple?
So careless?
So miraculous? !
When no one reacts at all, does the box come back by itself? !
They are conscientious, and they find a lonely place?
A group of people including Professor Wen, no one was slack, no one was lazy, and tried their best to go into the mountains to find them. However, they all knew that it was difficult to retrieve cultural relics.
Maybe they will be found and the cultural relics will be destroyed.
But the big guys always hold hope in their hearts. What if a miracle happens and they find clues?
Their expectations were low, however, a miracle really happened... The box simply appeared, found, and...
Everyone has the unreal feeling of stepping on the clouds and being in a trance.
"I found it! We found it, and we found the cultural relics!" Xiao Fang held the real box, and the first time he recovered, he was so excited that he jumped up.
Guo Chaoming took a breath, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, "Open the box first."
Fortunately, Lao Liao locked it with a box, otherwise, the cultural relics would have been severely damaged, and they might have been torn into pieces by the monkeys.
"Hmmmm!" Xiao Fang said incoherently, took out the wire wrapped key from his pocket with trembling hands, fiddled with the keyhole for five or six minutes, and slowly opened the box.
There are very few things in the box, but it is the most precious thing that Lao Liao and the three chose when they were busy.
"Found!"
Xiao Fang carefully re-locked the box, the team members were also very happy, and everyone's efforts were not in vain. It's just... the way this thing came back is too fantastical.
"Professor Wen, the monkey seems to have deliberately returned the things to us, what do you think?"
"Too smart! Professor Wen, are all monkeys in the mountains so smart? You are an expert, can you analyze what happened just now?"
"Professor Wen, is the golden monkey smarter than other monkeys..."
"Professor Wen..."
Everyone asked around Professor Wen, and they were more interested in monkeys than ever. There are also people who want to play monkeys, but they are national-level protected animals, and they still climb high, forget it.
Can't communicate, there is a big expert and professor here! Give an explanation now!
Professor Wen: "..." You ask me, I ask who to go! I'm confused too, okay? ! I'm more stupid than you!
"...This, there must be a reason for this..." Professor Wen felt bitter, and Professor Wen was even more at a loss because of his major, but Professor Wen didn't say anything.
On the tallest branch in the depths of the jungle, there was an old monkey whose hair was fading, "Kitten, it's done."
Bai Xiaxia glanced at the liveliness over there, raised her claws slightly, and nodded her chin with restraint and pride: Today's cat is called Lei Feng, do good deeds without leaving his name.
Bai Xiaxia, who has hidden merit and fame, looked at the stunned people who were stunned by the surprise of the sky, and the smiles on their faces could not be concealed, and they also rubbed their claws excitedly. , a little secret joy.
Hey, none of you can guess who is the big boss behind the miracle!
Today's Miaomiao successfully recovered the cultural relics, and I am proud!
"Congratulations, mission accomplished!"
Bai Xiaxia: Meow~