MTL - Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country-Chapter 135 The one hundred and thirty-fifth cat and cub jungle adventures...
It was the first time that the skinny monkey was so aggrieved, but he was still bullied by the crow.
It's just fucking... outrageous!
He was so angry that his chest heaved, his eyes were burning with fire, and he was staring at the crow that seemed to laugh at him.
Skinny Monkey: I endure it! I will endure! I can't bear it... I can't stop it!
He picked up a stone, rushed out in three or two steps, and smashed it hard at the crow.
After it took off, it seemed that it was not good to fly away like this.
Therefore, the crow made a circle and came to add fuel to the fire at the angry skinny monkey.
A wave of bird **** slapped the skinny monkey's face, the crow quacked, and flew away with an excited cry--hey, dare to bully the crow! No one in this forest dares to bully us!
Forest black and evil crows: black ~ social crows never suffer!
Skinny Monkey: "???" He is really so mixed up that even a crow dares to step on his head and shit? !
More angry.
Skinny monkey wiped the bird poo off his head with his sleeve, cursing, and venting his greetings to the crow family.
—Emotionally, no matter what it is or not, it will always do uncontrollable things.
Skinny Monkey: "I must kill you!"
Crow: "Quack!"
Skinny Monkey: “…”
The crow raised its tail: "quack~quack~" This two-legged beast seemed to be particularly ill, and even talked to the crow.
The crows looked at the skinny monkey with the eyes of a fool. Although they could not understand the language, their eyes could convey each other's meaning.
Eyes are the windows to the soul.
The skinny monkey who received the message: "..." I want to hit people even more.
He took a deep breath, tried his best to calm down, and wanted to turn his head and say, "Look, this crow is very smart, and he deliberately framed me..."
He turned his head and met the other people's fool-like eyes, with a strange expression and strange eyes.
Chen Feng also put his arms around his chest and squinted at him as if he were looking at a western landscape.
"Skinny Monkey, have you been smoking something that shouldn't be smoked recently? I told you earlier, that stuff can't be smoked!" Uncle Gen spontaneously searched for the most suitable neuropathy for the skinny monkey reason.
No explanation other than this.
"I didn't!" Thin Monkey quickly waved his hand and explained hastily: "I quit that thing long ago, and after I came out, I never smoked again."
"Uncle Gen, did you see the scene just now? Did everyone see it?" The skinny monkey looked around expectantly - the crow was obviously deliberately teasing him! There are also those crows looking at him in the eyes, and the deliberately mocking and sarcastic cries, how obvious!
"I saw it, I saw it clearly." Uncle Gen took a breath and nodded heavily: "Go back to the hospital to see, I heard that what can cure auditory hallucinations now Vision and other diseases, but it's high-end. I treat you as a junior, listen to my uncle, stop smoking that stuff, it's not a good thing. "
Skinny Monkey's anticipation eyes froze, and he couldn't be in a hurry: "Did you not see that crow deliberately slapped my face and shit?"
"We saw it." Everyone nodded.
Skinny Monkey: "Then the crows yelled at me together? Didn't you hear?"
Others: "We heard that too."
"Then you..." Thin Monkey: "You all saw it and heard it, do you still need me to say it?!"
It is obvious that the crow deliberately tossed him!
Others: "Of course you don't have to."
"You're **** hallucinating and hallucinating, you still need me to say it?"
"Yes!"
"I knew you were a bastard, and I wouldn't take you with me if I killed you! I warn you, you are not allowed to smoke again after you come in!"
Skinny Monkey: "...how can you not believe me?!"
Others: We just trusted you so much that we brought you such a troublesome bastard! Now, it's too late to regret it! I have to be dumb to eat coptis, I can't tell the pain!
"Uncle Gen, the crow has nagged me!" I'm not lying!
Uncle Gen: "If you don't chase after it, it won't pay attention to you. The crow is this domineering, who asked you to recruit it?"
Skinny Monkey: “…”
Obviously, the explanation of the skinny monkey is not believed by everyone.
Da decided that the thin monkey was smoking something that should not be smoked, and he had various hallucinations top-heavy.
One sentence - don't bother.
No matter how Thin Monkey explained, he just concealed the fact that he smoked that thing and deceived them.
Skinny Monkey: Hehe, hehe, hehe.
Ahhhh! Puffed up!
I snow in June, Dou E is wrong! No, Dou E is not wronged by me!
"Skinny Monkey, don't talk too much when you're tired, have a good meal later, and rest more at night. When you get up in the morning, don't mention it." Uncle Gen walked over to Thin Monkey Beside him, he patted the thin monkey on the shoulder, as if a reminder was also a warning: "Don't say those messy things that shouldn't be said, everyone has eyes."
"The eyes of the masses are sharp."
Skinny Monkey: "..." Your eyes are for breathing. fuck!
The skinny monkey with a scarred face glared at him with an angry expression, his face was expressionless, the scar on his face lined his eyes with wickedness, like a poisonous snake in the dark: "Uncle Gen It's too euphemistic to say it, let's be clear! You bastard, don't make trouble for me. This time, you'd better keep your mouth shut for me, if you can't open your mouth, don't open your mouth! If you dare to talk nonsense, give it to me right away Fuck off!"
"I've spent eight lifetimes of blood mold, I've lost sight of it, and brought a coward like you!"
I didn't do anything, just scare people.
It made them panic and dragged down their schedule.
To come here to do a big job, everyone has prepared the basis, it is very laborious.
Now, from the very beginning, the big guys were suspicious and didn't dare to work, and they all backed away. Isn't this trip in vain?
Skinny monkey was suffocated and angry, and wanted to say something to make up for it, but no one paid any attention to him.
Scarface and Uncle Gen don't look at him anymore, the others divide their work, pack up the things for rest at night, set up tents for tents, and set up campfires for campfires.
The skinny monkey resisted his anger and suffocation, closed his mouth with a sullen face, squatted down slowly, opened his backpack and took out his things, set up a tent with Chen Feng, spread the Insect repellent powder.
"I'll be vigilant tonight, and everyone will be alert." Scarface sat down with a gun, pinched a branch, and fiddled with the burning bonfire.
The tent is simple, but the space is not small.
More than enough for four big men.
The skinny monkey turned his back to the others and stared at one part of the tent.
The scenes of the day flashed in his mind, and he tried to think about the strange crows and the strange red foxes, and wondered why these animals were targeting him.
Did they find out they were poachers?
Just kidding!
The skinny monkey sneered at the idea of eliminating his own wild ideas, just a group of animals.
He thinks too much.
What's that? He was unlucky, committed Tai Sui, and just bumped into these strange guys?
Skinny monkeys have also heard before that some people have a special constitution and are not naturally attracted to animals.
Bad things can happen when you bump into an animal.
Cats and dogs will walk around people with this constitution, no animal will get close to people with this constitution, and no one can figure out the reason.
But he has never been in this situation before, has it suddenly changed?
The skinny monkey thought about it, was too tired, and slowly closed his eyes - maybe, he really thought too much, even if those animals were extraordinarily smart, they were just beasts.
Nothing to worry about, or the goods this time are more important.
—Money is the most important thing?
Have a night's rest, and I'll get back to work tomorrow.
After being frightened many times during the day, and walking for two days in a row, the thin monkey was actually mentally exhausted and sore all over.
He soon purred like everyone else, after falling asleep.
The tent snorted occasionally, and when everyone fell into a deep sleep, they could only hear their own even breathing.
Chen Feng fell into a daze, and suddenly felt a hand on his waist.
The hand moved very lightly, and groped to his waistline, Chen Feng slept between the thin monkey and Uncle Gen, turned over impatiently, reached out to block That hand, confused and said, "Where are you going to touch?!"
In her sleep, Chen Feng touched a fluffy palm.
When I touched it carefully, it was very rough, and the joints were thick.
His brain was still dizzy and awake, and he stroked down in surprise: "Huh? Thin monkey, why are your hands so hairy?"
Touching, Chen Feng's dizzy head suddenly awake.
He felt the fluffy touch in the palm of his hand, broke out in a cold sweat, and his voice disappeared instantly—something ran into the tent.
Chen Feng didn't know what animal he was holding.
Chen Feng was caught off guard and was suddenly pulled out by a force.
He slammed into the sleeping skinny monkey, the two of them rolled up, and they were slammed into the corner of the tent by inertia.
"Touch!"
"Hee hee hee~"
"Hee hee~"
Chen Feng was completely awake from the pain, and the thin monkey felt a weight on his body inexplicably, and his head hit the stick for the tent.
He subconsciously covered his head, opened his eyes, hissing in pain and gasping for air.
"Hee hee hee~"
"Hee hee hee~"
For a while, it was a bit like a human, but it was obviously not human. The frolic came from the tent, as if there was outside the tent.
Chen Feng reached out and touched the flashlight beside the pillow, but felt nothing.
"Pop!"
A beam of light suddenly lit up, and the light came up from the bottom, illuminating the monkey face that was a little green, with long hair and resembled a human.
The face was illuminated by a flashlight in the dark, eerie and scary, Chen Feng and Thin Monkey jumped back in shock, they knew it was just the monkey, but they were still frightened.
Especially apes are scary.
"Pop!"
There was another light in the darkness, Uncle Gen lit another flashlight, and his voice was calm: "It's an ape, calm down!"
Uncle Gen stepped back vigilantly and carefully, keeping a distance from the ape.
At the same time, Uncle Gen held down the dagger on his waist.
The height of the ape that appeared in front of him was almost the same as that of humans, and it seemed to be extremely intelligent, magnificent, and extraordinarily powerful.
At this moment, she just grabbed Chen Feng's arm like a joke. Chen Feng was pulled by the thin monkey, and his arm was pulled painfully.
"Hee hee~"
The apes were still laughing and running amok in the small tent.
Uncle Gen didn't have time to pick up the shotgun, so he could only rely on instinct to deal with this ape in the tent.
The four people were in a hurry, and the darkness had a great impact on them. In addition to the small size of the tent, people's hands and feet were not as flexible as apes, and they suffered a lot.
The light of the swaying flashlight went back and forth, making people dizzy.
Outside the tent, the scarred face of the vigil did not come to support, and there were bursts of laughter outside the tent.
Uncle Gen and others are all experienced, not incompetent.
After getting used to the dark environment, I found a good opportunity, turned from defense to offense, and slammed into the monkey.
The monkey rolled on the spot, completely unwilling to fight, opened the tent with its paws, smeared oil on the soles of its feet, and ran away.
Uncle Gen and the others chased after them. Just after they stepped out for a short distance, some small animals disappeared in the dark.
Immediately after everyone was smoked, their eyes were blackened, and the stench came out, so bad that everyone doubted life and almost vomited out on the spot.
"Damn!" Uncle Gen quickly covered his nose, grabbed the person beside him, and stepped back.
Others were dizzy and dizzy, and the big guy took a while to relax.
I heard the angry roar of Scarface in the distance: "I shot you all!"
When it is dark, most birds are inactive and chirping.
In the daytime, you can often hear one after another, like a music-like crisp bird song.
But at this moment, Thin Monkey and the others heard a continuous, song-like melody.
The stout, chubby fat man rushed at the front, and at first glance saw the scarred face that was holding a gun and wanted to kill.
The fat man who wanted to help in the past suddenly braked suddenly and stopped running.
His eyes suddenly widened, and the hand covering his mouth tightened.
Two steps back in a hurry, hurriedly averted his eyes, and avoided Scarface like a plague god. He didn't dare to look at Scarface at the moment, it was disgusting!
Scar's face seemed to have been baptized from bird droppings, with large and small turquoise all over his body, and his clothes, body, and even the shotgun he straddled were also covered with turquoise.
Scarface couldn't bear it any longer, he was half-bent over, holding the gun barrel in his hand, retching in Zaiyuan, his face seemed ugly.
"Gruff-"
The skinny monkey was stimulated for the second time, this was two consecutive waves of disgusting attacks, and he also bent down in disgust: "Ouch—"
Half an hour later, the five white-faced people were like defeated roosters, the atmosphere was stiff, and they sat by the bonfire with expressionless faces.
The little flame slowly grew and was finally fully burned.
The faces of the five people were extremely ugly, and the expressions of several guys were even more pale, and their complexions were paler than that of zombies.
You don't need to put on makeup and you can go straight to the supernatural movie: "Our backpacks were all stolen, and more than half of the supplies were lost."
"Now, there's only so much left."
Chen Feng clapped the bag, one big and one small, the other people's expressions were indescribable, their eyes were stunned and dazed,
To be honest, the few of them are still a little dazed and unable to return to their senses, and there is always a dreamy feeling like stepping on the clouds.
They are repeat offenders.
When a poacher is not a year or two, he goes in and out of the forest no less than ten times.
Being able to go all the way to the present, each of them has real ability.
It's not that they never entered the primitive jungle, but such an evil thing has never happened.
Even the most experienced Uncle Gen was stunned and puzzled. We couldn’t be sure any longer, so I just had to look up to the sky to ask 100,000 whys: “Did someone deliberately target us? We were discovered by the police?”
That's not right. The police found that they should be looking for people to outflank.
The situation is that they were under attack by a group of animals.
Not only that, this group of guys will also cooperate with each other, stealing people and materials shamelessly, and making noises!
Finally, 36 of the **** counts are the best, and they disappear! Intuit shameless!
But at this moment, there was still a strange smell in the air, which made people feel sick.
But it's still night, they don't dare to walk around, things will happen. Can only continue to endure and stay here.
"Everyone, everyone..." The skinny monkey didn't know that it was finally not only himself who should be hurt, or that he was unlucky enough to suffer a second injury.
Because of the day, he subconsciously glanced at the surrounding jungle from the corner of his eyes: "Do you have the feeling of being stared at?"
The other four were stunned for a moment, remembering the messy words the thin monkey said during the day, and turned their heads subconsciously.
"Hee hee hee~"
"Tweet Tweet ~"
In the jungle that was so dark that you could not see your fingers, there were a lot of faintly visible eyes, gloating and staring at them mockingly.
The plush heads were hidden in the jungle, and the long and overlapping voices seemed to come from the big and small animals that attacked them just now: "jijiji~"
Have fun, have fun!
"We robbed the Twolegs, don't we have to return it?"
"Yes yes yes!"
"These guys are being teased like this, in case..." Twolegs are still scary.
"It's alright, it's alright, Ah Jiu said, we just need to give full play to our strengths. Do what you want to do as you please, and make sure that this group of two-legged beasts will have nowhere to go. There is no way to go, you can die if you can, but if you can't pull it down. Anyway, there are two-legged beasts to clean up the mess."
They can vent their anger and make a little money, be happy, hee hee hee~