MTL - Those Years I Opened a Zoo-Chapter 134 You are so bad
When Duan Jiaze spoke, the foot was retracted, and the man sat up from the sofa, but when he got up again, he became a human figure again. The golden brown hair looks thick and hard, although it is a single eyelid, but the eyes are very large, the skin is whiter than Duan Jiaze's imagination, and the nose is a little red.
He is still wearing a shirt, if it is not a short hair that flies up, and the sharp color that the bright eyes bring out from time to time, people must think that this is a Sven-type young man.
He turned his hand to support the back of the sofa, looked at Duan Jiaze's eyes, his face was unpredictable, and finally he smiled twice. "How do you call your brother?"
Duan Jiaze was excited and embarrassed. He also felt that he was a bit abrupt. Although he admired the monkey brother, he was still a stranger to the monkey brother. It is no wonder that he was a little unhappy.
"I'm sorry, that..." Duan Jiaze suddenly got a little cramped. "I am Duan Jiaze, the head of the Lingbi. Not... I admire the Great Saint for a long time, so I am a little excited."
"Oh." This person looked at Duan Jiaze again and touched his chin and said, "What big holy? I am the four waste stars Jun Yuan, don't see the monkey and think it is Sun Wukong."
Duan Jiaze: ".................."
... can this broken app still work? Can you directly indicate who is coming next time?
Every time this is the case, he guessed how many times back, too shameful, but also the zoo director!
Don't say that he doesn't do his homework. He read the Chinese mythology again, but don't say monkeys in advance, isn't it the most famous monkey? Although I think now, it seems that it is unlikely that I will come down casually.
It is also because of his homework, Duan Jiaze also remembered who this is, he was frustrated, very embarrassed: "I can't help it, it turned out to be Yuan Xingjun... I admit it wrong, I, that, I see you are not colored. White, I didn't think it was you."
Among the four monkeys, except the monkey brother is the Lingming stone monkey, and the six-eared macaque, the red-horse macaque and the Tongbei apes, among which the Tongbei apes are white, and after the road, the pseudonym Yuan Hong, in the battle of the gods Died under the **** teeth. After he died, he entered the court and became a four-star star.
Yuan Hong: "White hair is dirty!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
This is still a bit of awkwardness.
Duan Jiaze was already full of excitement, and all of a sudden he gave it back. It was inevitable that the interest was low and not as enthusiastic as before. Although Yuan Hong and that person have so much in common, he is not the monkey that Duan Jiaze worships.
"Yuan Xingjun, I will lead you and a few colleagues to see you." Duan Jiaze greeted Yuan Hong to see his colleague. He knew that this was Yuan Hong and he did not intend to tell him about the zoo here. He knows that Yuan Hong is also very capable, and he is not a good speaker. Of course, he is brought to the back of the mountain.
Yuan Hong knows what happened below, and said that it would be fine to say hello.
Duan Jiaze recruited people and took Yuan Hong to the lounge.
When people came in one by one, Duan Jiaze introduced them one by one. "This is the four-star star Jun, Yuan Hong. Have you gotten it before?"
Everyone is a colleague of Tianting. Lingguang, Zhu Xi and others are both nodding with Yuan Hong, but even Duan Jiaze can see that he is not familiar at all. After all, Yuan Hong is not in the twenty-four stars, and his roots are different from them. Everyone can't talk together.
At this time, I heard it coming in, just happened to have a face with Yuan Hong.
Duan Jiaze repeated the introduction: "Hey, listen to you, do you know Yuan Hongxing? And you should not have to say more."
Hearing and chatting with people other than him, he basically only hears and listens.
Hearing is a glimpse, "Ah?"
Yuan Hong grabbed his hand and listened. "Hey, I have seen it."
Hearing a slight sweat, "Yes, Yuan Xingjun, who has disappeared for many years, almost could not recognize it."
"Do you still rely on your face to recognize people?" Duan Jiaze snorted with a sigh of relief, and looked at the very hot look, and turned the air conditioner down a bit.
Hear: "..."
On the side, Shancai said to Xiaoqing: "No, I have never seen him, but I know him. I said that it is □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ Say, not necessarily worse than Sun Wukong?"
Yuan Honglian's □ □ Xuan Gong, also knows about the changes of the seventy-two, when Yang Lan could not take it, or borrowed the magic weapon of the saint.
Xiaoqing: "You dare to talk about it!"
Shancai slammed his mouth and said to everyone: "I, I will talk behind you, I believe everyone will not say it!" He also specially screamed at Yuan Hong with a friendly smile. After all, he held Yuan Hong.
Yuan Hong did not seem to see it, and concentrated on his ears.
I’m listening to my head and I’m in a bad mood.
Duan Jiaze took a picture and listened. "What's wrong, is there a wonderful tourist?"
Hearing is about to talk, the land pressure pushes the door in, there are Su and his front and back feet, and the door that is about to close the door also slips in. He smiles and said: "I heard that the four waste stars have come down for vacation."
Duan Jiaze: "Yes."
Duan Jiaze gave an introduction to Su and Yuan Hong. The two had the same dynasty, one was a traitor, and the other was a general. It was also considered to be a relationship, and it was not salty.
As soon as the land pressure came in, he squinted his eyes on the sofa and looked at the world.
Yuan Hong looked at the land pressure a few times, but it showed some taboos. "This is the landlord..."
Duan Jiaze said succinctly: "What, you don't know him? Are you not being sent to the list by his weapons?"
Yuan Hong: "..."
The land pressure laughed, "Stupid, I was not on the side!"
Duan Jiaze stunned, "Yes, I didn't remember the details."
After Yuan Hong was taken down by Yang Lan, Jiang Ziya cut it, and the weapon used by Jiang Ziya was the knife that Lu Qian loaned him. Duan Jiazeguang remembered that it was a weapon of land pressure. He thought that the two people knew each other. Now it seems that they have never seen it, but there is a bit of awkwardness.
Yuan Hong wiped the sweat, "Oh, yes."
Land pressure: "Hey, what about your stick?"
Yuan Hong: "!!"
Duan Jiaze: "Yeah, the weapon of Xingjun seems to be a stick too?"
Yuan Hong: "Well... yes."
He really turned a metal stick out and placed it on his hand.
“Is it okay?” After Duan Jiaze got permission, he took the stick from Yuan Hong’s hand and only felt it was particularly light, just like wood, so he returned without interest.
Duan Jiaze looked at Yuan Hong's eyes and always felt that the four waste stars did not seem so cruel as he thought at first, and even stayed a bit like, always looking at the gods.
Yuan Hong suddenly said: "Yes, is there any empty land in the open space? I got some peach kernels down and planted peaches to eat."
Duan Jiaze is drinking water, almost squirting out a sip of water, "cough cough..."
The trough is looking away, and honest people can steal peaches!
"It’s just right, we have Yangzhi nectar here." Xiong Siqian slammed, "You can eat fruit after dinner."
Duan Jiaze collapsed into the tunnel: "Can you just pick it up?"
"Yes, but the effect of this nectarine is not so good. The peaches are going to be in the year, and they will grow out when they are one and a half." Su has explained this, this Yangzhi nectar is magical. It has also saved the ginseng fruit, and it is only a return to life, and people have been growing for so long. If the so-called peach is also effective, then the mother and the Guanyin partnership are not good.
Duan Jiaze listened to the heart of the spit, but also the year, when the goddess of the mother-in-law peaches, the fairy peach, is not a peach to come back: this is the peach of 8200 years ago...
......
"Golden monkeys, there are six species of Burmese golden monkey, Nujiang golden monkey, Sichuan golden monkey, and golden monkey, the golden color is golden yellow, and the average male body length is..." Duan Jiaze read the information to Yuan Hong.
Yuan Hong already knew the rules here. He was a little surprised, but at that time, he didn’t say anything when he turned his eyes. Duan Jiaze made him a golden monkey.
Golden monkey, this is a national first-class protected animal, Duan Jiaze has to specialize in a venue.
Yuan Hong pulled out his hair and blown it. The hair became a male golden monkey with a body length of less than one meter. Standing on the ground, he looked around and ran to hold Yuan Hong’s leg and called.
"w0\'ka-i, will you also have this trick? My idol will also be," Duan Jiaze first exclaimed, and thought of something, "Hey, wait, how to use hair change, we only use the substitute when we are off duty. ""
"This is not a substitute, this incarnation." Yuan Hong said, "Is their substitute and me the same? You can't tell the difference between me and it, absolutely flexible. If I don't tell you, I am outside, don't Say you can't find it, except listen to it, as long as you don't do it, you can't find it."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Yuan Hong is so frank, so that Duan Jiaze does not know what to say, but no, he can't even distinguish between ordinary flamingos and glare, let alone Yuan Hong and his incarnation.
Duan Jiaze: "...If I see you skipping the class, I will be burned by the land pressure."
Yuan Hong did not know the relationship between Duan Jiaze and the land pressure. He said: "Is the land pressure king so dedicated? I don't know that he is such a person, good!" He was not called Duan Jiaze, he also became a golden monkey. Standing with the incarnation, it really is difficult to distinguish.
After a while, the avatar changed into a human form, and it was reversed before. "There is no rule, can the avatar not be outside?"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze said: "Is there no..."
Yuan Hong: "That's it!"
Duan Jiaze sweats, what is it, then they can not see which is the incarnation which is the body, Yuan Hong is outside, not to say that his incarnation is not the same, beautiful.
The guys who have cultivated these changes are really terrible. One person can be a few, and they can fall three shifts at a time. Duan Jiaze thought that fortunately, the land pressure was not good at this, or he thought there were several pictures of land pressure appearing in front of him.
"Right, how many monkeys do you raise?" Yuan Hong took a look at the information on Duan Jiaze's mobile phone and saw that there was a line of gold monkey monkeys that could be grouped up to three hundred. He said, "Give you Change 300 or more?"
Duan Jiaze was terrified and said: "Big brother, the largest group of domestic artificial breeding is more than 30, I am going to raise two..."
One here, and one from another zoo, of course, it is not said that the introduction can be introduced, if you can not introduce, you can also raise one. Or, like the giant panda, take the way of borrowing.
Yuan Hong said differently: "Do you raise two in such a big place?"
Yuan Hong is a bit puzzled that Duan Jiaze wants to provide such a luxurious treatment to the monkeys. After all, in their time, the monkeys were all over the mountains, regardless of whether they were golden monkeys or not, and they did not mention freedom and freedom, and they caught the emperor’s garden. There is no such condition.
Yuan Hong is not very understanding of the idea of modern human beings.
Duan Jiaze weakly said: "It is very great to be able to raise two. This is a first-class protection animal, very expensive."
Yuan Hongyou said: "Cultivate a few more cockroaches, it seems more lively, I don't have to spend money to change it."
"It's not a matter of spending money and not spending money. If we have to go through the formalities of raising animals, it is necessary to be approved by the government, registration, and it is illegal to raise oneself." Duan Jiaze explained, "And this rare animal, the source is limited." It’s very dead.”
Yuan Hong thought for a moment, shaking his head, still did not understand the thoughts of the Terran.
......
Duan Jiaze wants to rebuild a golden monkey museum, with an indoor area of 400 square meters and an outdoor area of 300 square meters. It also has a fake mountain in the outdoor, and a lot of habitats are set up to meet the sports needs of the golden monkey. Even if Yuan Hong does not need it, other golden monkeys that may come in the future will be needed.
Although Yuan Hong took the peach nucleus down and squatted to eat this, the food of the golden monkey was actually mainly sprouts, flower buds, bamboo shoots, leaves and the like.
In addition, Xiong Siqian fulfilled his promise. He planted the peach in the land contracted by Lingbi and planted it around the bamboo forest. When he was dinner, he put it on the fruit after cooking. In order to cover up, I also bought a batch of peaches and distributed them to other employees in the zoo.
This is also considered to be "artificial peach". It is not very different from ordinary peaches when viewed by the naked eye. Even the head is not particularly large, even smaller. Because modern peaches are cultivated after various optimizations.
In ancient times, it might be that the peaches were huge, but they were nothing in modern times - causing other employees in the zoo to look far away, and they felt that the director was a good leader, giving good things to subordinates and keeping the smallest peaches. This is a big misunderstanding.
But in addition to the shape of the peach, other aspects are amazing. When Duan Jiaze sat down, he smelled the sweet taste of the peach, and it was sweet and not greasy, with a refreshing fresh air.
The blush on the top of the peach is the deepest, and a poke will break the juice out. Duan Jiaze picked up a peach and took a bite in the most delicate place. The flesh has a soft and tender taste. The peach juice is in the mouth, sweet and overflowing, slipping into the throat, making it more comfortable. Thai, like a long dry and sunny.
Moreover, this peach is particularly full of satiety. Duan Jiaze usually eats seven full meals. He is a peach after eating. After eating a few more mouthfuls, he has not eaten half of this peach and feels full.
Originally, this peach seed was not much, because there was no open space, and now it was found to be particularly full, and Duan Jiaze was more certain that this thing could not be sold outside.
This peach, the tourists eat a few mouthfuls, the fool does not know that there is a problem.
Like Zizhu and Lotus, they are infected by Guanyin Dojo. It is not a spiritual root. The peach is different. Even if it is born, it will have this effect on the barren land of the human world.
This leaves more than half of the peaches. Duan Jiaze doesn't know how much it will be to eat a few mouthfuls. This is nothing for other animals. The fruits of the three thousandth, six thousandth, and nine thousandth years of the peach have a role in the human race, such as immortality, immortality, and the same life, and the nature of the fairy is not the same, especially the high strength, it also eats Tasty.
Duan Jiaze's eating this is not a lot of years, it is probably a three-hour share. This is the case, Duan Jiaze also felt that it was too wasteful. He took a plastic wrap and wrapped the peaches in the fridge.
Xiong Siqian didn't pick up a lot of peaches. Suzheng was carrying peaches. When he saw Duan Jiaze taking fresh-keeping wraps of peaches, he said, "You can't eat the garden director, I will help you solve it..."
Duan Jiaze stunned. "Hey? This is not good."
He has a good relationship with Su, and it is also a forgotten relationship (?). When Su Ping is a young girl, but after all, men and women are different, Duan Jiaze is not too embarrassed to give his leftovers to Su.
"Forget it, you have a lot of rules." Su has buried himself and continued to lick his own peach.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze untied the peach again. "Then I will cut it for you to eat."
Su and happy again, "Okay, good."
Yuan Hong sat across from them and heard the words of the genius. He said that the rules of the Terran are not so long. So many years ago, when he was a little monkey, he suffered a lot in order to learn the rules of the Terran.
When Yuan Hong was feeling the emotion, he saw Duan Jiaze cut a piece of peach and poked it with a knife tip to the side of Su.
There is a mouth open to eat, the land pressure just passed by, and the head of Su has a table on the table.
Yuan Hong: "..."
There is Su: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
The land pressure held Duan Jiaze’s wrist, lifted himself and took the peach away, and disliked the tunnel: “A peach can’t be eaten...”
The land pressure took the peach away.
Duan Jiaze: "........."
...Mom, divide the peach.
Su has her head □ □, she just took out a depression in the table, no one noticed, and quickly smoothed the table.
The land pressure went to Duan Jiaze and sat down on the other side. After the peach was eaten, the peach kernel was placed in a rice bowl. This was recycled by Xiong Siqian.
What Duan Jiaze wants to say, seeing the opposite Yuan Hong looked at himself innocently, although he knew that Yuan Hong definitely didn't think much, because his thoughts were probably the same as those of Su... but Duan Jiaze was a little embarrassed.
Duan Jiaze put his face to the side and blocked his hand to the face, covering Yuan Hong’s line of sight: “Can you be lighter next time? There have been many employees who have responded to me, you are a domestic violence.”
Just now, for the land pressure and the Soviet Union, it is not a real thing, but it is not like this in the eyes of others. That is the land pressure to beat the small **, or daily.
"Who is a family with her, you should not say that she is my sister." The land pressure is quite aggrieved, and there is a look at Su Jiajia.
There is a head in the Soviet Union, hiding behind Duan Jiaze and saying: "Dao Jun, there are many rules of the human race. Do you know how much do you do this in the eyes of others? Is it so bad for your sister, and good for your wife?" ”
The land pressure bowed, "It's good..."
Yuan Hong: "???"
Duan Jiaze: "........."
So shameless, then I can't help it. There is a peach that Su has not finished eating, and he is paralyzed.
Duan Jiaze smiled at Yuan Hong and pretended that nothing happened. "Peach peach, eat peach."
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Duan Jiaze has always been very curious, who made him such a big benefit in the State Forestry Administration, which led him to become a man with two pandas.
Until this day, Xie Qiqing came to visit. He claimed to be a teacher, and he had to negotiate with Linshui, so he came to the coffin and said hello to Duan Jiaze.
Xie Qiqing asked Duan Jiaze how the giant pandas here, Duan Jiaze suddenly found out, is it Xie Qiqing, or how he would ask the giant panda. Ordinary people read the news and know that he has a giant panda here. Xie Qiqing is a person outside the party, and he will do so much.
But Duan Jiaze doesn't quite understand why Xie Qiqing wants to do this.
Xie Qiqing also had no intention of concealing it. He said that after a period of change, he suddenly felt a sense of heart and felt that there was a cause and effect between him and Duan Jiaze. He did not think that he had a direct relationship with Duan Jiaze, but he felt that it was related to Duan Jiaze at the beginning, and he should make up for it.
At that time, Xie Qiqing thought, Duan Jiaze is not short of money, and the spirits are so big, what will be missing? Looking at it, it is not the lack of a giant panda. He has been traveling between high-ranking and wealthy businessmen for many years. Now that his ability has returned, he naturally does not have to work hard to get things done. He directly sends the pandas to the coffin.
This can be regarded as unintentional, and Duan Jiaze thanked Xie Qiqing again and again. Seeing that he is now seeing more than the last time, more natural and relaxed, even if he is young and young, it seems that the state of mind has improved and the state is much better.
After the change, Xie Qiqing, Duan Jiaze is still willing to go, please ask him to stay to eat.
Xie Qiqing should be down, and said that he went to the zoo to wander around, do not bother Duan Jiaze to accompany him, let him go.
Xie Qiqing was a robe, and people thought it was a Taoist on the water. The locals did not feel surprised. The foreigners would look a little more. They felt that the old Taoist priests were strange, but they didn’t know whether they were gods or true people.
Xie Qiqing wandered around the zoo alone. When she walked a little tired, she found a shade to rest. After sitting down, I saw a lazy young man lying next to me, squatting, and the shirt was covered with grass clippings. She looked at herself with a slanting eye, and her short hair was dyed golden brown and swayed everywhere.
There are people on this road who are so eager to see the seven emotions. He is used to it and he doesn't care. But the young man looked at it enough and kept staring at him.
Xie Qiqing smiled and turned his head, ready to make a little joke, said: "Sir, I see you black in the Yintang, can you buy a peace?"
The young man smiled. "You, this priest, is very interesting. I just look at you like some of my old people. I will see you more. Why bother me?"
Usually Xie Qiqing said that the sentence must be taken when he was a liar. He listened to the young man and said a few laughs. "I can’t help but can’t help but joke."
Xie Qiqing looked at the young man, quite a strange feeling, at first glance, but too transparent, it seems interesting. He is now free to do whatever he wants, and immediately takes a folded character from his arms. Think about it, but first pause and ask: "Are you an atheist?"
The young man shook his head.
Xie Qiqing: "Do you believe in Buddhism?"
The young man was silent for a moment and dismissed the truth: "I don't believe anything!"
Xie Qiqing laughed, "Children, do not say so dead. See you and me also have a fate, give you a character! If it is difficult in the future, this thing can protect your life once!"
"..." The young man stared at him like a idiot.
