MTL - This Infinite World is Shameless-Chapter 1
This infinite world is so shameless Author: 23333
【brief introduction】
Accidentally selected by a very H law of heaven and earth, in order to reproduce the glory of the three thousand daughters of the royal ascension to sanctification again.
The protagonist takes a magic weapon-shaped little black house called Xinggong, shuttles through the heavens and the world, kidnapping, forcing, bewildering, and deceiving the feelings of beauties.
Think about it, is it very exciting and shameless to lie to the little beauty to go to KFC (open a room), then pack it and throw it into the small black room and take it away, and then change the world to continue the crime.
This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must accept everything, the non-virgins are all supporting roles, and the deaths are very miserable! Not even a chance to be a meat toilet!
〇①"Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" の【Shameless from now on】
Chapter 1 This goal always feels shameless
"On the night of the full moon, on the top of the Forbidden City, Ye Gucheng, the master of Baiyun City, known as the sword fairy, and the sword **** Ximen Chuixue of Hanmei Villa have a battle! Such a wonderful event, Brother Wang, we must not miss it!"
"Brother Zhang said very much. In any case, on the Mid-Autumn Festival in a month, you and I must go to the capital to watch the battle. If you can witness the duel between the two great swordsmen in this world, you will have no regrets in this life."
In the crowded tavern, listening to the hearty voice of the two big men, sitting on a table not far from them, Li Changsheng's heart was full of pain and depression.
This ghost place is definitely Lu Xiaofeng's world. It is absolutely necessary. If not, I, Li Changsheng, will live stream the food. Looking at the world around him with gnashing teeth, Li Changsheng felt an unprecedented sense of insecurity.
"Guest officer, you've been sitting here with us for an hour and drank four pots of tea during that time. To be honest, do you want to order anything?" He waved the sweat towel on his shoulder a few times. The second in the tavern looked impatiently at the young man in Taoist robes in front of him.
"Cough," said directly that he had no money, and he would definitely be beaten out, so: "This donor, it is not because the poor Taoist is unwilling to order food, it is just because he is practicing inedia, so it is inconvenient to eat those grains. Reincarnation."
Holy crap, this excuse is just too perfect, perfect! I'm going to give myself a 101. With pride in his heart and a confident smile on his face, Li Changsheng looked innocently at the shop assistant in front of him.
"Fuck you! If you don't have money, don't pretend to be an uncle here. Hurry up and get out of here, and then take a seat and beat you out!" He shook his casserole-sized fist, and he was still smiling just now. The second shop assistant, the next second, immediately turned into a vicious evil spirit.
What can Li Changsheng, who has no power to hold the chicken in his hands, make things happen? Facing a vicious shop assistant, the only thing you can do is to leave in a daze and avoid suffering from flesh and blood.
In fact, 3 hours ago, Li Changsheng was still sitting in his small rental room, painstakingly drawing ghosts on yellow paper.
That's right, he is a magician, and his occupation is a Taoist priest, but of course he is not a true Taoist priest. As an orphan, after the master who adopted him died, he inherited the profession of Taoist priest.
At just 21 years old, he has already mastered the skills of deceiving and deceiving, and he has cultivated superb skills. Relying on a handful of yellow paper, he cheated one hundred and dozens of dollars every day to meet his meager survival needs.
Of course, his dead ghost master didn't leave him nothing, an ancient book "Eternal Youth" with a history of hundreds of years.
The function is similar to the Beiming Divine Art in the novel Tianlong Babu, but it seems to be a bit more advanced.
But on the earth, which has no spiritual energy at all, all this is of no use. Although the familiarity with this Evergreen Art is more handy than his own tricks and tricks.
But after 10 years of hard practice, so far, not to mention infuriating, even the legendary martial arts internal strength has not been practiced, at most, the body is slightly stronger than ordinary people, and it is not very sick.
As for absorbing other people's infuriating energy and inner strength for your own use, this book can theoretically achieve this effect, but the earth has no spiritual energy, so who can you absorb? You can't breathe anyone~
So, it's embarrassing. In the age of the end of the Dharma, the Dao and Dharma do not appear, the gods retreat, and the ten thousand Buddhas disappear. The earth is no longer an era of extraordinary power. Technology and science have become the protagonists of this world.
As for Li Changsheng, although he is a shameless and vulgar person, at least he is rewarded for his kindness. Because of the old Taoist priest who raised him, he has already graduated from college. Instead of looking for a relatively better job, he He chose to inherit the unpromising profession of Taoist priests.
And on that night, as he always did, he wrote the yellow talisman. The weather was not very good, with dark clouds and no moonlight. Sure enough, around 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, thunder roared and the rain poured.
In the spirit of self-entertainment, when the sky crossed the first thunderstorm, Li Changsheng put down the pen and paper in his hand, walked to the balcony of his small room, put his hands to his mouth and shouted, "Hey, where is it? A fellow Taoist here to survive the calamity?"
After finishing this seemingly second-class thing, he laughed at himself, shook his head, and planned to go back to the room and continue to write his own ghosts.
"Fellow Daoist, please stay!"
However, at the moment when he turned around, there was a loud click, and a green thunder with the thickness of a bucket struck him directly. In the strong white light, the balcony including Li Changsheng was completely destroyed by lightning.
The next day, in the newspapers and news, there was a boring news that reminded citizens to pay attention to safety and not to smoke on the balcony on rainy days.
And all of this has nothing to do with Li Changsheng. He is now in a white space covered with light, with a ball of light in front of him, which feels like the main **** in the infinite world of the novel.
Of course, this sphere of light is not the main god, to explain it in its own words, that is, it is a collection of several Dao laws. Three thousand avenues, can prove mixed yuan.
However, whether it is cultivating Buddhism or Taoism, the emphasis is on a pure heart and few desires, not to mention Buddhism, Mahayana Buddhism, which emphasises rebooting, abstaining from anger and delusion, and all kinds of precepts. Mahayana Taoism emphasizes that the body fits the Tao, the Tao is natural, and it is invisible and powerless. And Zhao Ritian, after all, is just a legend.
Therefore, the Dao of Love, the Dao of Desire, and the Dao of various emotions and desires in the Three Thousand Great Dao seem shameless, although they are not explicitly stated, they are actually all abandoned.
Even if it's just one way, it's self-respecting. Therefore, all kinds of emotions and six desires are dissatisfied with this kind of differential treatment.
And decided to find a spokesperson to collect peerless beauties, achieve the effect of sanctification through the shameless double cultivation method, and reproduce the glory of the Yellow Emperor's imperial daughter 3,000 soaring in the daytime. , is the true way of practicing the Eight Classics.
Li Changsheng, who was so immortal, who took the initiative to shout out the sentence "Which fellow Daoist is here to survive the calamity", just happened to be smashed by this easter egg that fell from the sky.
Like the Lord God, it belongs to the Dao Law without emotion. Although the Dao of Seven Emotions and Six Desires is relatively numerous, after being integrated, there is still no enhancement in this aspect.
Shanzhai glanced at the watch of the reincarnation of the main god, told Li Changsheng to check the water meter himself, and then set up the main task. If he threatened him not to become a sanctification, his soul would be scattered, and then the ball of light had nothing to say.
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Chapter 2 Super-standard protagonist templates
But he finally regained control of his body, and before he could open his mouth to express his protest, Li Changsheng's eyes went black, and he was randomly teleported to Lu Xiaofeng's world. .
Li Changsheng, who was kicked out of the tavern and had nowhere else to go, had no choice but to use his old skills. First, he randomly found a ruined temple as his temporary base.
Fortunately, there were no other people in the broken temple at this time, otherwise, seeing this scene in front of me, I would definitely be scared and go to the police directly. A young man in a Taoist robe sat on the mud floor and roared fiercely at his right wrist.
"Can you not be so sudden and say hello to me in advance before teleporting? Teleport to such a high dungeon at the beginning, you are killing me!"
But unfortunately, Li Changsheng's emotional color has still not been answered. The watch on his right wrist is obviously the same character as his manufacturer. It has no emotional color at all, or it is more mechanical.
Daoist friends, please be safe and restless. After that, all transmissions are random and cannot be set by yourself. Daoist friends should be mentally prepared. Once dead, the consequences will be disintegrating.
"Your uncle! What's the use of you!?" Li Changsheng leaned on the pillar of the ruined temple, and his body slowly slumped. The mood is even more excited: damn, there is no way to maintain a happy mood and continue to survive.
Daoist friends can view their detailed attribute panel, accept tasks, and exchange rewards through this watch. On the premise of spending a certain amount of Dao Power, Daoist friends can also use this watch to check the approximate strength of the enemy.
In any case, the explanation of this watch gave Li Changsheng some comfort. Although the level of this map is quite high, at least we still have a golden finger in our hands.
Having been a Taoist priest for more than 20 years, Li Changsheng's mood is not bad, at least his character of being at ease with the situation allows him to quickly adapt to various environments.
Do you know yourself? Do you really know yourself? Many people think that they really understand themselves, but in fact, they do not. Li Changsheng is still looking forward to being able to look at himself completely in an objective state: "Watch, I want to look at my own attributes first."
As soon as the voice fell, a weak current passed through the watch in his right hand and flowed directly to Li Changsheng's brain. In the blink of an eye, a three-dimensional villain appeared in his mind, along with some text annotations:
Li Changsheng: (21 years old) Ordinary human male (not a martial artist) Special bloodline (none)
Root bone: 60 middle-aged posture (full value 100) comprehension: 1 in 890,000 (full value 100) True Qi: 0 years
Skills: Evergreen Art (Level 1) Magic Stick (Level 3) Cooking (Level 2)
Dao Strength: None Special Items: None
Note: Changqing Jue is a Taoist practice method, which can be practiced up to the realm of Nascent Soul. At present, the only function is to absorb the true qi of others and supplement one's own deficiencies. The sea is open to all rivers, and it can integrate the advantages of other cheats and moves with a lower level than this technique into itself.
Note: All skills can be practiced up to level 10. For each level, the effect of the skill is several times that of the previous level.
