MTL - There’s A Beauty-Chapter 105 Lu Ju
There was a cricket lying on the broad back of the master, feeling very safe, and he couldn't help humming the small song. Alas, lingering-lingering voices blow Meng Changye's ears hot and red, holding the juvenile fart-the big palm of the stock can't help rubbing-pinching a few times, and then muffled and laughed.
Liu Chuanshan hated the emperor's poisoning behavior, and felt that the general was deceived by him, and he was quite embarrassed, so he cursed badly, "Sing what? If the general did not protect you, I would have chopped you into eighteen Segment! "
"Whatever you say, he said, he is not the same as Chundi." When he noticed that the puppies shrank a bit, Meng Changye's ecstasy recovered and disturbed, followed by anger.
"General, do you really believe his ghost words? Where in the world is someone with a body and two souls? If it is true, it is also a monster, and quickly tied it to a firewood stack and burned it!" Another deputy general said Shen.
Auntie quickly hugged the master's neck and buried his head in his shoulder socket. Meng Changye's heart was tight, while he patted his fluttering fart-to comfort him, while turning back, he said carefully one word at a time, "Today I'm talking here, the dog is the person of this seat, who If you want to move him, who will kill him first? "
Several Liu Chuanshan were deterred by his momentum, showing an angry but timid look. Seeing that the atmosphere became more and more noisy, Liu Wen quickly rounded off the field, "Okay, don't be noisy. But a darling pet, why did it hurt everyone's brotherhood? People are already back, let's go back and pack up, so we can hurry up . "
Changshun, who was **** by the five flowers, found out later that this emperor does not seem to be the previous one? No wonder he's smart for a while, stupid for a while; flees for a while, and returns for a while.
Everyone went back to the camp mutely. The soldiers at Huotou Battalion came to see everyone, so they knocked on the pot and let everyone have lunch. Meng Changye carefully laid the boy on the ground, stunned his messy forehead, turned his head to a gentle expression, and was replaced by fierce evil spirits, and drew his sword towards Changshun. If it weren't for this dead eunuch, where would the puppy escape? He had long wanted to kill him!
Changshun squirmed like a worm, trying to beg for mercy, but his mouth was blocked by a sweat towel, and he could only look at the emperor with hope. But he also knew in his heart that with the cool temperament of the emperor, as long as he did not endanger his own interests, he would not care about the life or death of others.
But to his surprise, the emperor said, "General, spare him. I will never run with him again. He is also trying to save me and is not malicious."
Meng Changye's knife was lifted, but it never fell, but his expression became more and more scary. He couldn't help but had to divert his attention. "Oh, my feet hurt so much, General, please help me see."
"How are you doing so much!" Meng Changye's tone was extremely impatient, but he finally put down his sword and turned back to check. Although Liu Wen and others hated the eunuch, they did not kill him. Without him, who will take care of the so-called "sun emperor"? In short, now everyone sees Chundi as soon as he sees him, and no one cares about him, let alone take care of him. If the general likes it, let him go. The Longyang way is not the right way. On the day when there is a boring taste, it will not be a word to kill Chundi.
I want to think of it this way, seeing the general kneeling in front of Chundi, taking off the other person's shoes and socks and kneading the soles of the feet, Liu Wen and others were still very uncomfortable, turning their eyes and turning their heads.
"Squeeze lightly, the soles of the feet seem to be blistering." You groaned twice.
"Sure enough. How far have you traveled, so many blisters have arisen, and the tofu can't be made?" Meng Changye bent over to check, and at last he patted the young noodles-white delicate foot soles, reprimanded, "Look after you I still ca n’t run! Fortunately, you have come back by yourself, otherwise I will really break your dog leg! "
Youyi reiterated again, "I'm not going to run, it's Chundi." How can I be willing to leave you?
laugh! There was a taunting voice next to him, who was obviously inconspicuous of his behavior of pretending to be foolish and foolish. He heard that the general ordered a needle and spirits, but he refused to move. Meng Changye couldn't help it, so he had to get it by himself, roast the needle on the fire and dip it in spirits, and carefully pierce the blisters.
The teenager's feet are white-tender and slender, gently resting in the palm, like a delicate work of art. While Meng Changye was prescribing medicine for him, he was so impressed that he pressed down the agitation of the lower abdomen for a long time, and asked in a deep voice, "Don't you say that you can remove the dog emperor's soul? Is it possible?
"No, his soul was not sealed by me from the ordinary channel, which ghost should have done it. According to my current strength, he can't get him out."
Meng Changye was so disappointed that the deputy generals who had eavesdropped on the conversation with the ears showed an ironic expression, and even sneered, "What kind of person, ghost, are you telling a myth? General, such nonsense Then, my old Zhao has n’t listened to it since he was five years old. "
You have red cheeks, speechless.
Meng Changye pinched his toes to appease him, at last he turned back and scolded, "Go away! You believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
Grieving Yuma immediately laughed, sighing with two little pears, "In this world, only the generals know me best."
Meng Changye's ears were hot, and in order to cover up his embarrassment, he asked with a bad voice, "Run and run, and then come back? Don't you be afraid that Lao Tzu will do it for you?" kinky.
The head of a cricket started to smoke, and was waiting to answer, but listening to Liu Chuanshan's voice, "The treasure map is still in our hands, of course he has to come back. What is the sale of farts-stocks, it is really affordable to get treasure. No When we get the treasure out of the palace, he will poison again and kill us all! "
"Search the body and search out all the things he bought!" Liu Wen made a firm order.
Seeing several brave men approaching aggressively, he rushed into the arms of his master. Although he bought some poisonous things, he had already crushed them into ink and wrote them in the rune. He is really not harmful.
My own baby, where can Meng Changye let others touch? He only glanced at it slightly, and the strong men retreated, lowering their heads and shoulders, squatting aside silently.
"Don't be afraid, I won't let you hurt you. Leave those things to me for the time being, and ask me if you need them. I believe in you, you should also believe in me, will you?" He put on shoes for the teenager The socks whispered softly, this tender and meticulous manner, and a few lieutenants angered.
Youyi quickly opened the package he carried with him and explained, "No, all of them are Fuyu, you see." Afraid everyone didn't believe it, they unfastened their belts and opened their outer robes to reveal the thin obscene-clothing pants.
Everyone looked intently, and it turned out that there were no yellow things in the parcel except for many yellow charms, and his body was clean and clear. Meng Changye's complexion turned instantaneous. He quickly fastened his open robe, and unwrapped his big sackcloth. He saw that he had no flesh exposed except for a small face.
"No, no, what clothes to undress in public? Is it under pumping?" He raised his hand to fight, but fell into a caress after falling.
You can't help but hold him in the palm of his hand, and then go over and say Ai Ai authentically, "General, you believe me, I didn't come back for the treasure. I am pleased with you and want to stay with you all my life."
These words were false and shameless, and Liu Wen almost vomited. On the other hand, Meng Changye was already full of faces, with smoke rising from his head, and he was happily reaching the immortal. He clamped the boy's thin shoulders like iron tongs, and trembled, "What do you say, say again?"
There was a cricket that came closer, repeating it in an obscure way.
Meng Changye then determined that he was not a dreamer, suddenly picked him up, walked quickly into the dense forest, pressed behind a big rock, and kissed fiercely and madly. Even if I repeatedly told myself several times: The reason why the dog did not run, but instead came back to take the initiative, must be affectionate to himself, but also faintly worried. Worry about being amorous by yourself, worrying about being used to cheat. As soon as he heard his confession, the big rock fell to the ground, followed by ecstasy.
He wanted to laugh and yell, but he couldn't be more real than this real and warm kiss.
"When do you like me, when?" He kissed for a quarter of an hour before he reluctantly separated.
Youma panted, "Long time ago, I don't remember."
Meng Changye's eyebrows fluttered and she was very happy, and again she bit her lips and proudly said, "The dog is very visionary."
Some wandering want to laugh, but the little laughter was sucked into the mouth by the master, and turned into lip-tongue leeches. The two hugged each other and stroked each other, and only slightly separated after a long time.
"If the Emperor Chun is still in your body, the person in Minger's arms will be replaced by another one, and I'll do it for you here." Meng Changye regretfully shook his head. Think about tangling with the baby at night, and the next day it becomes Chundi's madness, yelling, and he loses his appetite.
Youxi looked faint, determined, "There will be a way."
The two talked and kissed again and again, you came and went, endlessly. Poor soldiers from the outside almost grew wormwood above their heads. Especially a few vice generals, can not help but worry and look dignified. However, if it was a false sentiment, Chundi's nagging took away the general's soul. If the army would be tired of him, when and how long would it take? What if the general is really playing?
Why not find a chance to kill Chundi when returning to the northwest? Thinking about this, Liu Wen looked towards Liu Chuanshan. Liu Chuanshan grabbed the handle and nodded silently
After the two had finished their heartfelt appeals, it was not too early, and Meng Changye held the dog in his arms and wrapped it with a stern sternness. Then he went away with a horse, and a group of subordinates followed him. After trekking, I finally reached the foot of Panlong Mountain and found a camp that can attack and defend.
Due to the many blistering bubbles on the soles of the dog's feet, the pain of walking and drilling the heart was painful. Meng Changye carried people everywhere, and the posture was inseparable. Changshun was beaten ten times, and now he is quite honest. He broke the bird eggs pulled by the general himself and made a hibiscus custard.
It was already mid-day on a full meal, and everyone patrolled in a class, and spent a night safely. Meng Changye Ben also held the dog in his arms, and realized that the other party was struggling. He was about to wake up, and quickly dropped his hand, sitting and watching.
When Emperor Chun opened his eyes and saw General Hu Wei's rough face, he couldn't help but startled, and then sternly shouted, "Ah, ah, ah ... how are you here? No, oh, me, how can I Here? This is a tent. I originally slept in the inn! Did you catch me again? Changshun? Changshun ’s useless dog thing, did n’t he say he would n’t chase it? Changshun, Changshun! "
In order to conceal the fear in his heart, or to find a back, Chundi began to shout Changshun's name.
Liu Wen and others were awakened, and could not help but secretly cursed: "Mother, this Chundi act is still addictive, one day after another, endless?"
Changshun stood outside the tent and didn't dare to go in. Ai Ai answered, "Master, slaves are here. Do n’t shout, it's useless, you have to come back from your own." He knows Chundi better than others, and can feel it naturally. The difference between the two makes them convinced of the "two souls in one body". He prefers serving the previous one more than the present Emperor Chun. That good-natured and kind-hearted, although occasionally hurts others, also takes responsibility.
If only woke up always the previous one.
When Emperor Chundi heard Changshun's voice, he couldn't help getting furious. What does it mean to return home? When he's stupid? It must be this dog slave who sold himself! He rushed out to find Changshun's account without wearing his clothes, but was pressed to the ground by General Hu Wei, quickly put on a few thick clothes, and then tied them out with a cowhide rope.
Yo, I covered it like a baby yesterday, and tied it up today. It seems that the general has also infected this crazy man. Several of Liu Wen were slaughtered in unison.
Meng Changye was not crazy, but he clearly separated Chundi from the dog. This body is a dog. It can't hurt a bit of flesh, but he doesn't punish Chundi. He can't get through. He will fill a bowl of porridge and see that he doesn't spit out. . "
The soldier was unknown, but he still brought an owl's tail feathers, and saw the general take off Chundi's shoes and socks, and began scratching the soles of his feet. Chundi's skin is tender and tender, with a keen sense of perception. Whether it is pain or itching, it is several times larger than ordinary people. After this scratch, he laughed, and soon begged for mercy and sighed.
Mother, can punishment be done like this? Liu Wen made a few passes, his face full of glee.
After scratching for about half an hour, seeing that Emperor Chun had laughed, Meng Changye stopped, and then wiped the tears on his face with a parchment, and finally wrapped his horseback into the **** and headed for Panlong Mountain. It was his puppy who woke up this time, and his attitude naturally became gentle.
The group hurried for a few more days and looked at Chundi repeatedly with surprise, suddenly screaming and screaming, causing the general to jump like a thunder, and suddenly gentle and well-behaved, the general was held in his arms and held in his palm. The chicken flying dog jumped, the troops reached the hinterland of Panlong Mountain, stood on the edge of a huge tiankeng and looked down.
"Oh, obediently, this is the biggest tiankeng I've ever seen in my life, and it is estimated that the entire capital can accommodate it!" Liu Wen took out the map and looked at it, admiringly, "The underground palace is below."
"It's too deep below, the black cricket can't see the difference. Military division, how can we go down?" Someone asked loudly.
"Some grass and vines are hanging down." Meng Changye covered his dog's eyes and whispered comfortably. "Don't be afraid, I'll hold you down, just shrink in my arms and close your eyes."
There is a chop-open the palm of the master, stare at the bottom of the pit, somehow restless.
They spent a few days weaving grass and vines, leaving a thousand people to look after them, and another thousand down the vines. The tiankeng is deep and shrouded in thick black mist. It took half a day to reach the bottom of the pit. On the way, the grass and vines were not long enough and almost lost due to the collapse. Fortunately, the pit walls were also covered with thick tree-like vines. This is the solution to the crisis.
Due to the vast area of the pit floor, enough to accommodate the entire capital, Liu Wen spent several days to calculate the exact position of the palace, and finally dug out the stone gate hidden in thick moss four days later. Shimen is close to the ground, and there are many evil-faced ghosts and towering temples carved on it, and it is scary to look at it for no reason.
Liu Wen looked at it and said, "It's here, the sealing stones and grouting around are all intact, no one should have gone in."
"How to get in? Pry the door open?" Meng Changye asked in a deep voice.
"There may be some organs in it. If they are forcibly destroyed, Xu will lose his life. You see, there is a sunken palm print in the very center of Shimen. It should be opened by someone from the Ji family." Then he looked at Chundi, who was bound by flowers, "Don't you say that you can open the underground palace? Come and try!"
Every day, Chundi wakes up to face the dark forest, a python that is as thick as a bucket, a porcupine that is born with spikes, and a tiger that is as strong as a calf. When he was in danger, he could only cry and scream, and it was useless. On the contrary, he was very calm and calm, so that everyone could not help but believe in the "one soul and two souls" statement.
Therefore, as long as Emperor Chun occupied this body, in order to prevent him from dragging everyone back, Meng Chang Night Club would gag him and carry it on his shoulders.
"Go open the door." Meng Changye untied the rope and stomped lightly.
Emperor Chun almost fell down, but dared not to speak, but had to walk over and press his right hand in the sunken texture. Shimen didn't hear for a long time. Under the compulsion of everyone, he put on his left hand again, and to no avail.
"Don't you say you need royal blood? Cut your palm and try again." Liu Wen suggested.
Meng Changye couldn't bear it, but he looked at the cloudy eyes of Emperor Shangchun pitifully, and was sickened by nausea. He took out the dagger in the boots and cut it sharply. Emperor Chunwei was carried around by General Huwei these days. Although his attitude was rough-Lu, he always gave up to protect himself when he was in danger. He took it for granted that he did not dare to reveal his hostile identities. Rather than being contained, the arrogance was even higher.
Seeing a **** hole in his palm, he grieved, "General, you have such a hard heart, how can you treat me like this?"
Meng Changye almost spit out the overnight meal, and smirked at the eyes of his superiors and subordinates. He was irritated and angered, "What the **** are you doing? Hurry up and open the door to the Lao Tzu!"
Emperor Chun is a cheap bone. He doesn't remember, and when he sees that he looks fierce, he covers his **** palm in the groove. A quarter of an hour passed, a quarter of a quarter passed, and a quarter of a minute passed. The blood on the palm of the hand had solidified, and the stone gate remained motionless, disappointing everyone.
"I knew he was so useless, I killed him halfway, how can I stay now!" Someone muttered.
Meng Changye glared at the man and waved his hand. "Pry it open and try." The words again tied Chundi and threw it in a safer place.
A thousand strong men pry all night and tried to dig again, to no avail. Shimen is as heavy as a mountain, and the surrounding soil is as hard as iron. There is no special method and it is absolutely impossible to enter. Liu Wen once again took out the map study, and the calmness of his mind began to float anxiously.
"When can the dogs wake up?" He looked at the teenager in the general's arms.
"Let him sleep, I'm exhausted and injured today." Meng Changye opened his right palm and twisted his eyebrows at the opening. Knowing that the blood was useless, he said that he would not cut anything. He had promised to protect him so that no one would hurt him, but he was not expected to hurt him.
"Okay, don't blame yourself, you can't die in a single mouth." Liu Wen attached his ears. "When the dog is awake, let us try it. He doesn't mean that the body is his, Chun Di Nai Does the dove occupy the nest's lonely wild ghost? In this way, it is useless for Emperor Chun to go up and press.
Although the other vice-presidents heard this statement, although they felt ridiculous, they could only use dead horses as living horse doctors. The dog cub was indeed more elegant and noble than Chundi.
Meng Changye laughed sarcastically, "Don't you always believe him?"
"I've had some letters in the last few days. No matter how crazy you are, you can't give up your life. When he turned into a pup, he had a good skill, but when he changed to Chundi, he could only stand idly and wait for death. It's counterintuitive. Anyway, when he wakes up and asks him to press it, no more, we can only go home. "
Meng Changye took the boy into his arms and nodded inevitably.
The thin sun drew down through the thick fog, the birds began to sing, the beasts began to dormant, and the day passed unconsciously. Youyi woke up in the warm embrace of the master, but he didn't want to get up, but arched his head into his arm.
Meng Changye chuckled in a low voice, "Wake up quickly. We found the gate of the palace when you fell asleep yesterday."
"Where?" Youyou immediately sat up.
"Here. Ji Gongzi, please take a look." Liu Wen stood not far, stepping on two huge stone gates.
Someone ran over, and exclaimed when he saw the relief on the stone gate, "How can it be a ghost gate?" When he was lost in the soul realm, he pushed the gate and entered the Hades. The reliefs and patterns are still fresh today. But he quickly denied this inference, because this door had a palm print on it, and some blood stained on it.
Seeing that he twisted a little blood and sniffed, Meng Changye said astringently, "Listening to the Emperor Chun said that he needed the blood of the Ji family to open the palace, I cut your palm, sorry."
"Nothing, as long as I can help you." Youzhen looked at Liu Wen, Xu Xu said, "I almost forgot to tell you that although this body is mine, I am not the Ji family, I'm afraid I can't open it. The door. "2k novel reading network