MTL - The Sufferer is My Wife-Chapter 295
Saiki Takeo said loudly.
"At work, what if you are a white-collar worker and you bend over a little while typing, and your chest touches the keyboard, causing the computer to malfunction and crash, what should you do? Shouldn't your boss be angry if you lost all the work you did all afternoon?"
"When you carry something, you can't lift it up, and it takes more effort to put it on your chest. Don't you find it inconvenient?"
"What's even more frightening is that when you walk, if you are blocked and you can't see the situation at your feet, you will die if there is an accident."
Kamijou Miyu was furious.
"You're talking nonsense!"
Takeo Saeki interrupted.
"Am I talking nonsense, Kamijou-san, you know what's in your mind, and..."
Takeo Saeki looked at the female students beside Miyu Kajojou and said excitedly.
"Everyone, I want to congratulate you. Your body is very standard, and you are quite good normal people. And those who are bloated, such as those with particularly large secondary sexual characteristics, according to the survey, the chance of getting breast cancer will increase by 80%."
The 80% increase is nonsense by Takeo Saeki. Breast cancer has nothing to do with Xiong Da.
Takeo Saeki continued.
"Do you know what breast cancer is?"
Takeo Saeki pointed to his chest.
"Leaving aside the messy pathogenesis, I will only say one thing, that is, breast cancer is currently the number one female malignant tumor, and it is also the disease with the most new cancers in the world, accounting for 19.2% of all cancers, almost one in five cancer patients."
However, the incidence rate of breast cancer is only 3/10,000, and there are only 3 out of 10,000 people.
Of course, Takeo Saeki will not say anything that is not conducive to explaining his point of view.
Takeo Saeki looked at Miyujou.
"As for Kamijou-san, your chance of suffering from this disease is 80% higher."
Kamijou Miyu's complexion was pale.
Takeo Saeki accentuated his tone.
"According to the data I read casually before, the treatment of breast cancer requires a minimum of 20 million yen in treatment fees after all the treatment procedures are completed. Therefore, women in Xiongda not only have a lot of inconvenience in daily life, but also have a natural debt of 20 million yen."
Twenty million is also nonsense.
Takeo Saeki looked at the girls beside Miyujou again.
"Of course you don't need to worry, you are all well-proportioned."
The girls who were fooled by Takeo Saeki's words looked at each other with joy on their faces, and looked at Miyujou with worry.
Miyu Kamijou gritted her teeth and stared at Takeo Saeki for a while, Takeo Saeki joked.
"20 million, can your future husband afford it?"
Kamijou Miyu turned her head and left with her attendant.
Chapter 269 Like Me
Takeo Saeki walked towards Kebayashi.
Kobayashi wiped away his tears and looked at Takeo Saeki.
"Thank...thank...thank..."
Xiao Linjing could tell that Takeo Saeki was trying to save her just now, and the rescue was very beautiful.
Takeo Saeki shook his head.
"It's nothing, it's just something to say."
Xiao Linjing hugged her chest, and the girl was a little happy.
"Then, thank you anyway..."
Seeing this, Takeo Saeki sneered.
"Just now I said that breast cancer is easy to get breast cancer is false."
Kobayashi: ?°?°?
Saiki Takeo explained.
"Breast cancer is related to overnutrition, obesity and drinking. It has nothing to do with size. However, Kamijou-san sees that she is a woman who is waiting to graduate from high school and enter the society. She doesn't care about her studies at all. If you think about it, she can't know these things."
Miyu Kamijou can know which cosmetics are cheap, gossip about idols, and the latest songs of singers, but Takeo Saeki is sure she won't know about learning.
Takeo Saeki did fool Miyu Kamijo just now.
Kobayashi laughed.
"That's right, that guy Meiyou has to use a mobile computer even for addition and subtraction within 100, and the combined test scores of all subjects can't compare with mine in one class."
Speaking of grades, Kobayashi looked complacent.
Takeo Saeki nodded.
"Ah, so Kamijou has always been jealous of you."
Kobayashi: ?°?°?
Takeo Saeki asked with a smile.
"Can't you see? Kamijou has been dragging you to play, wanting you to go out with them or something, just because he thinks you are too good at studying, so he wants to drag you into the water."
"Xiao Linjing, believe it or not, if you promise to go to a friendship later, that guy Kamijou will immediately arrange for a handsome boy to seduce you, and then turn you into a sister like her?"
Although I don't know why, but when Takeo Saeki saw that Miyu Kamijou must drag Kebayashi Kobayashi to play, and even made up Keke Kobayashi's nickname and a tragic future, Takeo Saeki could feel Miyu Kamijou's strong malice towards Kebayashi Kobayashi.
The reason for the malice is not difficult to understand. It is quite normal for poor students to be jealous of excellent students. Takeo Saeki has seen too many people who are not good enough for themselves and want to drag others into trouble (although if you think about it carefully, you can’t find such an example).
Xiao Linjing remained silent.
Takeo Saeki waved his hand.
"Anyway, don't be with a bad kid like Kamijou-san, it's easy to be led astray by her."
Kobayashi opened his mouth.
"Saeki-san, your tone of voice...is the same as my father's."
Even though they are of the same age, Kobayashi Jing feels that Takeo Saeki is as steady as her father.
Saiki Takeo who walked away said without looking back.
"Well... I'll take this as a compliment."
Kobayashi smiled lightly.
The physical education class ended in a lively atmosphere.
Takeo Saeki returned to the classroom for class, and had another meal at noon. After lunch, he had two classes. At 2:30 in the afternoon, the school ended on time.
The students who heard the school bell rang out of the class one after another. Takeo Saeki was also preparing to leave, but when he picked up his schoolbag, Takeo Saeki's cell phone vibrated.
Takeo Saeki took out his mobile phone, and a message came from an unfamiliar number.
"I'm Kobayashi Jing, classmate Saeki, can you come to classroom 103?"
Takeo Saeki looked at Jing Kobayashi in the classroom. The woman turned her back to Takeo Saeki and left the classroom after tidying up her books.
Takeo Saeki followed him out nonchalantly, the man and the woman one in front and the other in the back, and arrived at the abandoned classroom No. 103 one after another.
Takeo Saeki walked into the classroom and closed the classroom door. The boy looked at Kobayashi Jing who was also in the classroom suspiciously, and asked again.
"Student Xiaolin, what do you want from me?"
Kobayashi adjusted her glasses, the girl licked her pink lips, and then bowed to Saeki Takeo.
"Although it's presumptuous to say that! But, Saeki-san, can you be my boyfriend number?"
Takeo Saeki: ?喒°?°?
Takeo Saeki pointed at himself.
"My...boyfriend...Kobayashi-san...do you know what you're talking about?"
Xiao Linjing straightened up, and the girl turned her shy head aside.
"I, I know, Saeki-san, didn't you say that before? The guy Kamijou harassed me because he was jealous of me. Since he is jealous of me, after this time is over, he will definitely come to trouble me in the future. I, I just want if I have a boyfriend..."
"In the future, when Kamijou invites me, I, I can say, I can go out with my boyfriend on weekends."
Takeo Saeki understood a little bit.
"So you want to use me as a shield? Help you block Miyu Kamijou?"
Kobayashi nodded slowly.
"Yes, yes... Can I trouble Saeki-san?"
Takeo Saeki smiled wryly.
"You do such a fake thing..."
Xiao Linjing interrupted.
"No, it can't be said to be false. As long as it doesn't affect my studies, Mr. Saeki, I, we can do things between male and female friends..."
Takeo Saeki was silent for a few seconds, then asked.
"Student Xiaolin, don't tell me, you are a virgin?"
Kobayashi's face immediately turned red.
Takeo Saeki understands that, once again, Neon has a culture of being a virgin, and if you are still a virgin at a certain age, it will be considered a problem.
Kobayashi explained in a panic.
"I, I used to go to a girls' school, because, something happened, I couldn't go on, so I came here...Anyway, anyway, as long as I study until next year, I can go to college, so I, I also..."
Saiki Takeo understood.
"Did you get stimulated by Meiyou's previous relationship and couldn't find a boyfriend in college? You think you can try it now, at least to keep you from being a virgin, so that you can find female friends in the future?"
Kobayashi was a little surprised.
"Saeki-san...why...you..."
Like the roundworm in her stomach, she seems to know everything.
Takeo Saeki shrugged.
"I don't know why, I know what a kid like you thinks when I think about it."
Kobayashi Jing didn't understand why Takeo Saeki called her a kid when he was obviously her peers, but these were not important.
Kobayashi asked tremblingly.
"Then, Mr. Saeki...can you promise...my confession?"
Xiao Linjing was so shy that he wanted to use honorifics.
Takeo Saeki smiled.
"when…"
"Boom!"
The classroom door opened by Takeo Saeki suddenly opened, and the door opened extremely quickly, and there was a loud noise for this.
Takeo Saeki and Kebayashi turned their heads.
Saiki Takeo was surprised.
"Teacher Mountain Village?!"
Sadako Yamamura walked in with a cold face at the door.
Takeo Saeki had no expression on his face.
Perhaps in the homeland of Takeo Saeki, if a man and a woman are found to be in love, they will be called parents.
But in Nihong, the teacher might say that it’s nice to be young, and then turn around and leave, maybe still wishing this high school couple in his heart.
For this reason, Takeo Saeki didn't think there was anything wrong with accepting the confession in the same classroom with Kobayashi Kei.