MTL - The State Arranged For Me To Farm-Chapter 83 one more

Under Lin Ling's majesty, Xiaolu confessed everything honestly.

During the period when Lin Ling was building the chicken coop, Xiaolu sneaked into the room to play with her mobile phone when she was free. Originally, she just wanted to play a stand-alone game for a while, but she accidentally clicked on the information center and entered the forum. Since then It opened the door to a new world.

Literate Xiaolu can understand a lot of content, and even guesses if she can't understand, and knows a lot of strange knowledge.

One day, it saw someone posting: "It's too cold at night, let's talk about the day of Erliang Rice?"

Xiaolu didn't understand that this was just a pre-apocalyptic Internet term, so she believed it to be true. Thinking that Erliang rice is also rice, she decided to help Lin Ling earn the rice back, so she started her chatting life.

Although it replied slowly, it answered very seriously, and made a group of people laugh. At the end of the chat, they asked seriously: When will I give the rice?

The person who posted the post was trembling with laughter, thinking where is the cutie, "cute, let's talk again, and then I will give you a catty of rice, is it okay?"

Xiaolu said yes, and then chatted a lot more intermittently.

"You are so cute." Others also thought Little Green was cute, guessing that it might be a child who didn't understand anything, "How old are you? What do you look like?"

Xiaolu looked at herself in the mirror, and felt that she was light and beautiful: "You look very good-looking."

The people in the forum laughed again, "It's really beautiful? Do you have a picture?"

Xiaolu took a picture of her own leaf and sent it over: "This is me, does it look good?"

The people in the forum only saw two green leaves, thought it was embarrassed to post photos, and complimented it against their will, saying it looks good.

Little Green nodded narcissistically, it also felt that she was very good-looking.

Someone in the forum asked: "Little cutie, do you want to see my big eight pack?"

Xiaolu thought that muscle was equal to chicken, and thought that the other party also raised chickens, because Lin Ling gave them a chicken for a long time, and it was a little greedy, thinking that if he could earn a few chickens from outside, Lin Ling would definitely praise him its.

So the following dialogue ensues:

"How many chickens do you have? How big? Give them all to me?"

"You can eat it if you want..." The other party even sent a smirk.

Little Green likes braised chicken the most, and she said very simply: "I want to eat."

After talking like chicken and duck for a long time, most of the people in the post misunderstood. Later, a person who had chatted with Lin Ling in private realized that something was wrong. In his impression, Lin Ling was a cold and talkative person. A person, but this person has been replying for a catty of rice, and the chicken seller is still short of this catty of rice? "Are you really that gangster who sold chickens before? Have your account been hacked?"

The person in the post asked curiously: "Who is the boss who sells chicken?"

This person explained it to everyone, and the people in the post knew that this person named 'Quanquan Flying in the Rice Field' was a big boss, and they began to frantically private message Lin Ling: "Boss, do you need to chat with me?" ? All it takes is a baby chick.”

"Boss, let's meet up, I'll send you the rice we chatted these days."

"Boss, are you the first batch of people in the territory? Number 00001 to 00050, which one is you?"

"Boss, before you said that you are alone, do you think I can do it? Didn't you say that you like muscles? I am 1.8 meters tall, with eight-pack abs, and I can work well with a big body. I can accompany you to be your Everything you want to do."

"Boss, let's meet up."

"Boss, do you want a date?"

"A date?

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Lin Ling was about to turn off her phone with black lines all over her face, thanks to her finding out early, otherwise Xiaolu would directly reply to an appointment, wouldn't her reputation of careful guarding over the past twenty years be completely ruined?

Lin Lingpi smiled and looked at Xiaolu: "It's very fun to chat? Why didn't I know that you like chatting with people so much? If you like chatting so much, do you want me to create a chat column for you? Let you chat with those people chat?"

Little Green shook the leaves: What is a column?

"Do you really want to?" Lin Ling snorted, "Just draw circles based on the words you can't write, and you still chat with people all day? Can you understand what they mean?"

Xiaolu hides behind Xia Mo: They gave it to Daozi.

Lin Ling looked at Xiaolu with hatred: "Two taels of rice will buy you? Can you stop being so shallow? The batch in our field can produce at least tens of thousands of catties of rice, which is worth it." Thousands of times their size."

Little Green was so wronged, it also wanted to help her.

Lin Ling frowned: "These people have been thinking about our family's food, chickens, fish and pigs. What if they come to your door based on the news you revealed? By then, a single piece of green grass will be able to withstand all of them." person?"

Little Green just thought it was fun, and just wanted to get fat and big chicken from other places. How did it know that what those people said was not chicken at all? How did you know these people could be so bad?

Looking at Xiaolu's sad look, Xia Mo couldn't help but say a few words for Xiaolu: "Sister, Xiaolu didn't do it on purpose, she just wanted to help the family earn more food."

Lin Ling sighed, of course she knew that Little Green didn't do it on purpose, but it was unintentionally caught up with a lot of words, which might lead to disaster in the future.

At the same time, some things it said made her feel ashamed to go to the forum again, because someone really took a selfie and posted a big pectoral muscle covered with chest hair.

Lin Ling was simply disgusted.

Xia Mo persuaded: "Sister, don't be angry."

Lin Ling sighed, she knew it would be useless to say these things now, she could only let Xiaoluzhang remember, "Do you know that you are wrong?"

Xiaolu nodded: I didn't mean it.

Lin Ling asked again: "Will you still play with my phone in the future?"

Xiaolu shook her head: I will never play again without your permission.

Lin Ling snorted coldly, it's really good, and I know I won't block my way.

"Although you know you are wrong, you will definitely be punished if you do something wrong." Lin Ling watched Xiaolu subconsciously cover the leaves: "If I don't pull out your leaves, just write me five hundred words The review will do."

Xiaolu breathed a sigh of relief, she could do without pulling out the leaves, but what is a review?

Lin Ling said: "The self-criticism is to write from the bottom of my heart that I realized that I was wrong, how to correct the problem, and ensure that I will not do it again in the future. Are you clear?"

Xiaolu's face was full of bewilderment:? ? ?

Not only was it dumbfounded, Xia Mo and Brother Chou also heard the term "review book" for the first time, and they felt that it would be a difficult thing to write.

This is really an extremely difficult thing for Xiaolu, who has just started to learn how to make sentences and write essays. Before it accepts the result, it hears Lin Ling say: "You can't do it until you finish writing the review." watch TV."

Xiaolu's small body has changed color: I don't want to write.

"Don't want to write? You can!" Lin Ling smiled, and took out a book of 300 Tang Poems and Song Ci and handed it to Xiaolu: "You learn all the poems in this book, and act as a teacher to teach Xia Mo and them, and wait for them I'll forgive you when I learn."

Xiaolu stared at the book with the thickness of a little finger and thought for two seconds: Then I should write a review.

"Okay." Lin Ling pointed to the dining table, "Go and write."

Xiaolu took her homework book and began to immerse herself in writing the self-criticism: "I was wrong..."

Just when I wrote something wrong, Little Green got stuck, and it asked Xia Mo in a low voice: How do I write something wrong?

Xia Mo glanced at Xiaolu sympathetically, and whispered, "Beside the word 钅, there is a past next to it."

Little Green: West in the west?

Xia Mo whispered, "The past is the past."

Lin Ling outside the door stopped the two from whispering, "Mo Xia, come out."

Xia Mo let out an oh, and silently handed the dictionary to Xiaolu, and said silently, "Come on."

Xiaolu was holding a dictionary that was many times fatter than it: er, er, I want to cry! Blame it for being cheap! Wouldn't it be nice not to play with her mobile phone?

Lin Ling, who didn't care about Xiaolu any more, took advantage of the early weather and went to the field for a walk. She was too busy. The rice seedlings in the rice field had begun to head slowly, and the potatoes, sweet potatoes, and beans in the dry land on the other side Peanuts, peanuts, corn, etc. have also grown a long way.

In addition, the one acre of wheat planted has all eared, and each ear of wheat is very full. It seems that after another month, the wheat will be harvested in a big way.

Seeing that the crops were growing well, Lin Ling was not so angry anymore. He pulled a Chinese cabbage from the vegetable field and went home.

Because there is no oil, the cabbage and egg drop soup made at night is a simple meal and then goes to rest.

Before the break, Lin Ling found that there were many more private messages in the mobile phone information center, either to ask the big boss to take care of him, or to take advantage of it.

Can you take advantage of my mother's advantage? Lin Ling directly posted a post: "The phone was stolen by a child to play with. The child is ignorant and can't understand your subtext. Please don't send random messages in the future. If there are any dirty words, report and block A dragon!"

Someone replied soon: "This is the speaking style of the circle boss in my impression."

"It turns out that she is really a child. No wonder she was soft-spoken and cute before."

Xiaolu, who is considered soft-spoken and cute, is lying on the table writing a review. It has been scratching her head and writing for several hours. While making up the number of words, she murmurs: 500 characters are so difficult to write, I must not have learned Five hundred words.

The starling scolded in disgust: "Don't blah, write quickly."

Xiaolu: Help me write.

Mynah thought it wasn't stupid, "I won't write it for you if it's not beneficial."

Xiaolu said: Next time I eat meat, I will give you two pieces.

Mynah thinks about it, "Deal."

Lin Ling in the upstairs room didn't know that Xiaolu and Starling had reached a shady deal in private, so she blocked all the people who had privately trusted her to avoid future contact.

After the blocking was completed, Lin Ling opened the chat interface again, thinking that the last time she had chatted with this chat companion from 1200 was a month ago, and that this chat chatter was not conscientious at all, ten catties of wheat were gone!

Lin Ling was also worried that the other party was in danger, or that the phone was out of battery. She found the chat interface of 1200, and was going to ask if something happened to the other party.

When she opened it, she found that there were some explicit words on the chat interface between her and 1200.

It's all caused by the scourge of Xiaolu, and the screen is full of tiger and wolf words about it wanting chicken: "Muscle is very delicious, I like to eat big pieces of muscle."

"Do you have muscles? I want to see your muscles."

"You show me, I'll show you too..."

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After reading the tiger-wolf words sent by Xiaolu, Lin Ling's blood pressure rose, and his whole body was in a bad mood: Xiaolu, you are dead!