MTL - The Record of Unusual Creatures-Chapter 21 There is no normal
Vivian's cooking is still quite surprised by Hao Ren. After all, this girl is a real vampire. You can see how the vampires in the movie and TV series live: red cloak black dress, 20,000 flat castles, sea servants Jewelry is full, every day from 6 o'clock in the morning, sleep and sleep at 8:30 in the evening, get up to a bottle of 82 years of plasma, and then invite the full house of friends to dance the street dance until 12 o'clock in the evening (of course, the name of the family The ball, and finally a glass of red wine standing on the balcony facing the moon to the morning and then go to sleep - this is the life of a vampire, low-key luxury has connotation, but Vivienne this crazy mad vampire is not here : She not only does not need to rely on blood to maintain her life, but also can eat Hao Ren's shoddy cooked noodles, and even cook with human gas stoves...
It’s amazing enough to think of it.
However, after Wei Wei'an took the food to the table, Hao Rencai realized that he was surprised.
Vivienne's craftsmanship is actually good, that is, the dishes are quite puzzling: there are garlic aubergines, garlic beans, garlic and fans, all the colors and flavors, the whole living room is full of a thick garlic, Hao Ren feels that he is swimming in the ocean of garlic, and the guy who is known as the vampire sits at the table and throws a clove of garlic into his mouth... This way the average person can't stand it!
Hao Ren was stunned with Lily, and then both of them looked at Vivienne and said in unison: "You are really a vampire?!"
Wei Wei settled her face seriously and was sitting in danger: "Please call me blood, this is a very serious question..."
"At this time, you shouldn't be tempted by this!" Hao Ren said as he summed up how many three views he needed to rebuild. "Is it sucking... The blood family is not afraid of garlic? You are simply cooking garlic." Eat it!"
Vivian looked down at the dishes on the table, and suddenly realized: "Oh, you said this - ordinary blood people really don't like this very much, low-level vampires will get sick because of the smell of garlic, but I don't know how to go back. Things... Anyway, I am not afraid. Even the most difficult time to eat is a problem, and what is delicious and not good."
Hao Ren was stunned and then touched his nose: "I always wanted to ask, you are a sucker... How is the blood family poor?"
"Where do I know? Anyway, since the beginning of the book, the fortune has not been good. When there is no money, I will lose things. When I use the shell as a currency, I will lose the shell. When I use the metal currency, I will lose the coin. Now I start to lose money and it is difficult to find a job. It’s also difficult to do business. I was determined to be a bad guy to grab a **. As a result, she was pitiful and I posted it to people for six pounds...” Vivian’s spreads his face and his face is a thousand years of unfortunate look. But when she said that she suddenly remembered something like a proud look, she began to explore on her body. After a while, she took out a pair of silver arms. "In fact, I am still a little good. You see this, When I was the poorest, I was not willing to change the money. This was found in a small village in Egypt hundreds of years ago. The sterling silver armband can be used to ward off evil on my arms..."
Hao Ren: "..."
Vivian also pulled out a small chain from the collar, and a cross was hung on the chain: "This was obtained near the Vatican. For a while I lived in Europe, my wallet was stolen, my work was lost, I lived. The place was still in flames, and there was no place for nowhere to go. I had to go to the church to eat mixed food. Because my hands and feet were diligent, the priest gave me such a cross. It is said that the Pope personally blessed and could ward off evil~~"
"There is still this, this piece of wood was obtained when I went to Mount Wutai in previous years. An old Taoist gave it, can ward off evil!"
"There is also this amulet, which I got from a group of Vikings hundreds of years ago. I helped them a little bit. This amulet can be tested, and it can be evil when worn on the body!"
"In short, I have come up with a rule, that is, I will definitely lose money when I bring money, but since humans have money, they will not lose when they carry things with them... This must be the fault of the will of the great universe!"
Hao Ren silently put the bowl down and tried to lick his thigh to confirm that he had no dreams. Then he looked at Wei Wei'an with his eyes open: "Repeat it again, are you really a vampire?!"
"How many times have you said that you are not a vampire, you should call me blood... Well, anyway, humans often confuse this," Vivian was quite generous, "Why do you want to entangle this with the landlord?"
Hao Ren looked at the eyes of the man who had hanged all kinds of instruments (when she was wearing a thin black dress before, so many things are hidden?), "the vampire", I feel that my heart disease is fast. Made a crime: "You still ward off evil?! You are a 'evil'! Well, you can kill so many vampires!"
"I don't know what's going on," Vivian was arrogant. "I'm not afraid of these things from birth anyway! And wearing these things may dispel my bad luck. It can also disperse bad luck." Courage."
Lily finished the contents of the bowl as fast as the puppy, and then raised her head and muttered: "As a vampire, hanging a cross amulet to courage yourself, really shameful."
This second product is not surprising at all! Her point of concern is really personal...
In short, a dinner was finished in a strange atmosphere, Hao Ren re-acquainted with one of his abnormal tenants: Vivian. This is not only a poor vampire, but also a vampire who is not afraid of garlic, not afraid of silverware, not afraid of the cross, and even the world's various evil spirits. This magical creature even hangs at least six pounds of amulets on his body to try to reverse Your own bad luck - you listen to this quantifier! jin! From this you can think of how many pieces of this guy are in the end...
After the meal, everyone has their own things to do, this temporary "combination of **" ushered in the first day of peace in the true sense of peace (before it was either noisy, or Hao Ren was not at home) . A human landlord (may also be an employee of the Space and Time Administration), a two-armed werewolf, a fast-dead vampire, can not forget a black and white kitten called "rolling", Hao Ren thinks this feeling It is a miracle that a house of tenants can get together.
Now Lily is watching TV in the living room. Yes, it is to watch TV in the living room. The posture is similar to that of a puppy, and there is still a "roll" next to it. The two are like sisters. It seems that the two cargo werewolves finally got used to this cat, although she is still a bit wary, and as long as "rolling" a little bit, Lily will be eager to change the stage, but at least not as much as yesterday to hide behind the sofa.
Vivienne went out for a walk in spirit: As a nocturnal creature, Vivian's biological clock was active after the sun set, and she decided to fly to the city to see a job. Hao Ren was a little bit Understand why this vampire is so poor and can't find a job, she will adjust the biological clock to death? Three more in the middle of the night to go out to find a job. Is this a brain?
When Wei Wei'an turned into a huge bat and merged into the night, Hao Ren also took the lounge chair and went to the open space outside. The sparsely populated area here is an unusually quiet environment. There is a lot of open space in front of the small apartment building. It has not been occupied yet, so it is now the default of Hao Ren’s “land”. After dinner, Hao Ren decided to blow here according to the habit. Blowing the cool breeze, thinking about life under the quiet night, this environment is much healthier than the air conditioning in the house.
Of course, the main reason is that he really does not want to spend too long with Lily alone, afraid of IQ... The two cargo werewolves are watching dog food advertising, you dare to believe? Hao Ren feels that even if he hides in the bedroom, he has to be sucked away by a third of the intelligence!
The summer nights in the northern cities are far cooler than in the south. Hao Ren is lying on a recliner in the place where he usually enjoys the cold. He listens to the distant human voices and faintly mixes together, and gradually becomes tired.
In the midst of half-dreaming, he seemed to feel an unusual breeze blowing over his cheeks.
The gust of wind is fresh and cool, and there is no such thing as the rough feeling brought about by human activities in the modern city. This gust of wind makes Hao Ren, who is almost asleep, wake up at once, and he suddenly sits up – then the recliner receives it straight. Just clip him up.
But he has already seen the strange situation around him.
