MTL - The Promotion Record of A Crown Princess-Chapter 31 The promise of the latrine king! (3)
Chapter 31 The promise of the latrine king! (3) Yang Yan opened his mouth again and finally asked: "I just wonder, why do you call yourself ‘ Laozi’, do you mean that you also have to call it ‘老娘’?”
I:"……"
Looking at Yang Yan’s eyes, I was thinking about it. I thought about it. Some of them struggled to get up. I asked very seriously: "Do you think that the word "Laozi" is more powerful than the "Lady"?"
Yang Yanqi said: "Really?"
I solemnly emphasized: "If you don't believe, you will shout and try. The momentum is absolutely different."
The squatting toilet on the side suddenly laughed out loud, and Yang Yan responded. He said with anger: "Do you play me?"
"Yeah?" I raised my eyebrows in surprise and asked: "Do you know?"
Yang Yan bowed a sigh, and he was so angry that he was angry. However, Mao Dianjun suddenly said: "Yang Yan, you go out first, I have something to ask her."
Yang Yan was extremely unwilling, but it was not in violation of the meaning of the latrine, and he could only go out with anger. When he left, he blinked at me and pointed at me with his index finger: "You are waiting for you, there are You are so embarrassed!"
For people like him, I am too lazy to humiliate him with words, just swearing at the mouth, rushing to compare him than the middle finger.
Yang Yan’s handbook has been supported on the door. After seeing it, he turned back. Seeing the toilet, he looked at him and explained: “Jiu Ge, I will ask her again.”
The latrine master did not speak.
Yang Yan pointed at me and asked: "What do you mean by this gesture? When I see you on the dock, I will make a plan for this. What do you mean by that?"
I suddenly felt that the people in this time and space were really pure, so the meaning of easy to understand could not be understood. I adjusted my facial expression and replied with sincerity: "This is a gesture of greeting."
Yang Yan obviously does not believe: "Greetings?"
I nod. "Greeting, have you heard of Zhuge Liang and Cao Cao?"
Yang Yan thought for a moment and asked: "I heard that there was a poor and sour show before I wrote a book called "Three Kingdoms" and talked about the battles of several countries. These two are the characters inside?"
Can't be wrong! This must be a pioneer who crossed the past words to support the family. If you know, then you have to say it.
I said in a serious manner: "You may not have seen it. I have seen that Zhuge Liang and Cao Cao are big heroes inside, and they are admired by thousands of people."
Yang Yan listened awkwardly and asked: "Do they use this gesture to say hello?"
I resisted the smile and stretched my face. I said, "Oh, no, it’s the same thing. Zhuge Junshi is a very good person. Although he is a hostile camp with Cao Cao, he can meet every battlefield. It is a ritual after the ritual. Cao Cao is also a big filial son, so Zhuge sergeant often asks about the body of Cao Cao's mother. You also know that the two army coaches on the battlefield are far away, and they may not be able to hear loudly, so Zhugejun thinks. Such an idea, far away from Cao Bibibi than a gesture of greetings, anyway, it means that he understands it."
I spoke very fluently in this passage. I didn’t even hit a single one. I wanted to win fast! Until the end, Yang Yan did not wake up yet, only a little surprised to ask: "Is there such a thing?"
The lavatory prince has already sunk his face, and coldly said: "Okay, Yang Yan! You go out first, I have something to ask her."
Yang Yan sees that the latrine suddenly sinks his face and dare not say more. He took the door and went out.
There are only two me and the latrines in the cabin. The latrines do not speak, only look at me with the eyes of inquiry. I suddenly came up with a word in my heart: the dog that bites is not called!
No! The more such a dog has to be guarded, it saves him to bite you coldly.
Just thinking like this, suddenly I heard the lavish priest faintly asked: "What conditions do you want to tell the truth?"
I lowered my eyelids and looked at the new goose-yellow silk shirt casually and asked, "What is the hand of me?"
The latrine was slightly silent and replied: "It has been blurred by the flood and thrown."
I am too embarrassed to be too embarrassed, this is a long-term plan, so I will give me a handful of orders.
The lavatory robes of the lavatory robes sat down at the table and asked: "Say, what conditions?"
I rubbed, a big tone, as if he could satisfy me regardless of what I asked. I couldn't help but sneer and ask him, "What conditions can you give me?"
The lavatory priest silently looked at me for a moment and replied: "Ping An Kangtai, no food and clothing."
I originally thought that he would make me rich and wealthy. I didn't think it was these words. I didn't feel awkward for a while. It's a simple eight words, but it's something I can't ask for now.
The latrine priest asked: "How, maybe you can change the truth?"
I nodded: "Yes, but what do you take to get the letter? Don't tell me that you have to give me a paper order."
Grandma’s, it’s enough to eat it once. The latrine is this time I’m giving me a tarpaulin, I don’t believe it!
The latrine smirk smiled and said: "It is what I gave. If I want to take it, I can take it back anyway. You should believe it with me."
I seriously thought about it. I looked at the eyes of Maofangjun and said, "Well, I believe you, I am not Zhang."
The latrine of the lavatory has a smile and said: "I know that you are not Zhang from the first time I saw you. What I want to ask is," he paused a little, and his body leaned forward slightly, looking at my eyes and asking. "What the **** are you?"
what! Still staring at my eyes and asking this, kid, don't you just want to tell if I am telling the truth or a lie? It’s a pity that you have to be miscalculated. I have made countless girlfriends in the past 20 years. I haven’t done anything else.
I opened my eyes slightly, and the face was smeared with some miserable colors. I slowly replied: "I didn't remember things when I was young. I was raised by a kidnapper from the time I remembered. Until the beginning of last year, an expensive person bought me. It was closed to a place for more than half a year and then sent to the East Palace."
When the toilet was silent for a moment, he suddenly asked: "What is the name of the kidnapper?"
I was prepared for him to ask questions, and when I heard it, I replied with a self-confidence: "The name is the Secretary."
The lavatory priest looked at me thoughtfully.
When I thought about it, I said, "You might as well give me the Zhang family directly to distinguish between true and false. After all, Zhang’s mother is still alive, and she always knows what signs her daughter has."
The latrine smirk smiled and did not speak.
It’s not bad to say more and more mistakes, I just closed my mouth.
The cabin suddenly calmed down, only to hear the sound of the river slamming the ship's side, and the ship's swaying gradually became larger, like the wind and waves on the river.
When I saw the toilet, I saw the window and whispered: "The front is going to the Jiuqu Gorge, and the river is anxious."
Suddenly heard a rush of footsteps outside the cabin, and then the door was pushed open by Yang Yan. Yang Yan stepped in and said with anxious words: "Nine brothers, there is a ship in front of the squadron, and they stopped us."
Under the light, I saw the lavatory priest gently picking his eyebrows and rushing to me: "Come for you."
I was so incomprehensible at the moment that the Prince had left the palace privately, but in the middle of the night, he found it on the private ship of the Nine Emperors. Is this an opportunity to create a derailment for me, and then bring someone to catch it? How much do you have to love the green hat? It’s not worth it to wear to others, but you have to try it yourself?
Is it difficult to have a similar hobby with the Zhao Wang who stayed in the capital?
There was some chaos in my head, but I didn’t go through it for a long time, but there was a thought that flashed past: At this time, if the latrine king tied me up, then fell a stone, and then slammed the black into the river, he would Completely innocent.
I didn't feel a little scared when I thought about this, and I swept the lavatory prince.
He is also looking at me, seems to have seen through my mind, said faintly: "I promised you, naturally will keep promise."
When you say it, you will get up.
Yang Yan glanced at me in the back, and he went out with him.
I sat on the bed and smothered the words of the latrine prince and chewed it several times. In the end, I couldn’t believe him all the time. I was sitting here waiting for the final result. It’s better to go out and have a look. It’s not a black eye.
Thinking about it, I just got up and carefully put on the water army uniform that was hanging aside. The originally fitted military uniform suddenly felt that the upper body was a little tight. I began to ponder because it was soaked in water and shrunk? Then I looked down and looked at my chest before I understood it.
Because the chest was injured by a sword, the wrapped chest cloth had already been cut, and the white band was wrapped around the wound. However, it must be done that the girl did not wear the man’s clothes, and the tie was extremely unprofessional. The woman’s body shape could not be covered at all.
I can't take care of this many things at the moment. Fortunately, it is night. It is estimated that it is not clear to see it carefully.
I persuaded myself to sneak out of the cabin.
The several warships of the Pingping Navy were not far from the front of the ship, but they were separated by a few dozen feet. Different from this painting-like cruise ship, in addition to the illuminated lanterns, the warships also ordered a lot of torches, and the deck was illuminated like a white.
On the bow of the main ship, the silver prince of the prince was swayed by the sword, and the eyebrows condensed like frost, so it was mighty, handsome! Oh, sb!
what! This kid has never taken the water army. He has to wear this kind of armor when he gets on the boat. This is because he is afraid that he will fall into the water and can’t make the scales. Wait, you wait, as long as I catch the opportunity, I have to kick you in the river!
The squatting prince still stood in the bow and over there, and the battleship slowly pressed over, and then he heard a shout of tears on the bow of the boat: "Miss! Miss !"
(End of this chapter)