MTL - The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism-Chapter 35 Greedy [for collection]
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However, Founder still asked the system: "How?"
"Labor in return is reasonable."
So the founder of the late lazy cancer nodded and said, "Yes."
"Where are the buckets, buckets, buckets, master buckets? I want to be big!" The fat man immediately blossomed when he heard that, it did n’t matter if he was hungry, now he just wanted to drink water!
哐 Dang!
Fang Zheng took Datong, who was carrying water, from the kitchen. The iron bucket with a height of one meter and two meters was standing in front of the fat man.
The fat man who was just excited and screaming suddenly felt dumbfounded and pointed at the bucket and said, "Master, did you get it wrong? Are you sure this is not your water tank?"
The Founder pointed at the oversized water tank in the kitchen and said, "That's the water tank. Do you want to try it?"
The fat man glanced at the water tank, and suddenly his face was bitter, and his heart was cursed: "I rely on! That is the water tank? Is that your water tank? Is that a water pond? Fat man can swim when he jumps in!"
Founder naturally understood the plight of the fat man, but he was still cheap, and added: "This bucket is already the largest of mine. If you think it is too small, carry the water tank down."
"It's not small, it's not small," the fat man hurried, and then tried the bucket. The iron was not heavy, but it wasn't light. It was okay to fight one by one. However, if I put on water ... the fat man's face suddenly collapsed. Glancing at the monkey, the monkey was putting his hands in his pockets, blowing a whistle, and looking at the sky, his face I saw nothing and knew nothing.
The fat man kicked up, kicked on the monkey's butt, and said, "Do you want to drink water? Think, just work. Otherwise, the fat man will get the water back, don't want to drink!"
The monkey said: "Master, I don't know, how much water do we need to come back to release the water?"
The Founder pointed to the Buddha cylinder and said, "Fill it, it's enough."
Five people gathered together and looked inside, and suddenly they were collectively dumbfounded! This tank looks very big, bigger from the inside!
The monkey swallowed and said, "How many barrels will it take to fill?"
Founder: "About ten barrels is almost enough."
"Master, how did you get up at this level?" The fat man didn't give up, and wanted a shortcut. He didn't think that this weak monk would go up and down the mountain alone. As for that wolf, although he is physically strong, he is a wolf, not a cow or a horse. He is born with a soft waist, and certainly does not have the energy to fill the water tank alone.
Founder Road: "Choose."
"Are you alone?" Everyone was shocked.
Founder nodded and said, "There are also lone wolves who will help me pick some."
The crowd was still a little bit aggressive, such a large bucket, such a thin monk, it was normal to look at it alone. But when put together, it's a bit offensive.
"Several donors, do you still pick water? If you pick water, you have to hurry up and down the mountain. It is not easy." Founder.
"How's it going?" The fat man asked the monkey.
The monkey gritted his teeth: "Done! You pick the big one, I pick the small one!"
"Roll the cubs, lift them together! Tired of going up and down the mountain, once a trip, how about it?" The fat man cursed with a smile.
The monkey was a little hesitant, but look at Lu Xiaoya's eyes, this time, of course, can not drop the chain. Then he answered, and the flat load was no longer used for picking. One person raised his head and went down the mountain with a large bucket.
Seeing this, Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying all came up with various small basins. Lu Xiaoya grinned, took a drinking glass ...
Seeing this, Founder was speechless for a while, and sure enough, some people are still very thief ...
The Founder doesn't care when they can come down the mountain, but his meal is still in the pot. The cauldron is very slow, and the founder's level is not bad. You know when to use wenhuo and when to use wuhuo. Alternate culture and martial arts can cook the best rice. This kung fu was learned from a master with one finger. Poor on the mountain, a monk can't produce delicious food to satisfy Founder's pout, so he has developed a great cooking skills.
Of course, it is also shown in such a few simple rice and green vegetables. The rest, even if he wants to study, he can't afford ingredients to practice his hands.
Founder turned the fire into a blaze, and then came under the linden tree in the courtyard, and quietly looked at the Buddhist scriptures.
This Buddhist scripture is not a full volume, and it is not known what the founder is. Because the book has been half lost long ago, there is no end or end, and nothing can be seen. However, there is a passage in the early lesson, which sounds good. And when I read, it really makes me feel calm and comfortable.
Coupled with the fact that there is nothing to do, simply come to read a hundred times, and in his own right, I learned something new.
At the foot of the mountain, the fat man, the monkey, and others finally came to the position of the mountain spring. The fat man suddenly patted his head and shouted, "Ah, are we stupid? The monk's water all got up from here. What else do we ask him for water for? Something is, we can just lie down and drink! What water do we carry! "
Monkeys and others suddenly came to their senses: "Yeah! We still carry a fart of water, what are we doing, just drink it!"
As a result, five people rushed to the spring water with a cheer, and the buckets were gone, one by one, like a wild horse.
The fat man even laughed: "Monkey, if you say that this water is made into mineral water, will it sell well?"
"A must!" The monkey's eyes narrowed!
"Go back, collect money, let's do it! We are going to send it, haha ... the dead monk, who won't use it to guard the treasure, deserves to be poor! Don't give us a bowl of a thousand yuan, now I don't give him a point, return Can drink enough! When I contract the spring water, let him spend money to drink it! A thousand dollars a bowl! "
"Fat, don't be so hurt. I think fifteen is perfect." Monkey laughed.
The two immediately became happy, and the three women also laughed. Jiang Ting said, "The master is indeed a bit abominable."
Lu Xiaoya laughed hehehe said, "But my mind is not bright, so he told us this treasure land. We are getting rich, but he is poor ..."
Everyone laughed again and ran to the spring. Everyone had pots for pots and cups for cups. The fat man lay directly on the edge of Quan's eyes, and the probe went in to drink. The monkey crouched there, drank water with both hands ...
After a few seconds, the smiles of several people were frozen.
Then they got up and vomited.
"What's the matter? This leech is so hard to drink?"
"Fat, don't talk nonsense, it's not as bad as you said. It's much better than the mineral water we used to drink, but compared to the master's water, it's a cloud mud." Road.
"Well, I just said that they are stupid. Now it seems that they are not stupid! The place to tell us is not the place where people draw water." Lu Xiaoya said bitterly.
Ruan Ying said: "What shall we do now? Can't we hit the water yet?"
"Every time I come, I won't take a sip of that water, I can't be reconciled! And after going up, be sure to ask, what is going on with that monk's water, how can it be so delicious! There must be something nasty there. He can hit himself, there is no need for us to pick this kind of broken spring water. "The fat man hummed.
PS: Well, everyone is shouting that it is difficult to wait, change the update time, 0 pm, 12 noon. On the shelves, the minimum is 3 more. Recently, I have saved the manuscript. If it goes on sale, try to make a big splash.