MTL - The Life Through Books of the Salted Fish Family-Chapter 17 "Dynamic light wave, Shenox is online."
Chapter 17 "Dynamic light wave, Godox is online."
When the uncle heard something wrong, he asked suspiciously: "Your family can afford a bullock cart, how is it that the platform believes that you are living in dire straits? No, I mean that our platform specializes in poverty alleviation. Alas, in short, there is a problem with food and clothing. , bad environment and so on.”
Yan Yu's small face wrinkled: "All the land is sold, there is a drought, and I am going to flee famine."
Uncle stopped asking after hearing this, what are you asking, this must meet the poverty alleviation standard.
Landless, disasters, displacement.
"I have a guess, I don't know if it's accurate, little sister, listen to your own judgment.
Should I stop talking, the reason why the previous buddy ordered so many bionic cows, horses, and donkeys is because he was not sure which one to exchange with me.
The buddy said that his family was poor, there was a donkey next door, the rich family in the village had a cow, and there was a post station four or five miles away from their village, and the post station must have horses.
He was thinking about which one to steal, so you see, I am ready to play here, but after that time, that buddy never appeared again...
Our platform starts every two weeks, and various shopping festivals come. The free market seems to be random, but there are still some rules.
My environmental background is too different from the original one. There will always be at least one fixed connected user with a background similar to that of Huaguo, modern or ancient, so that we can help each other. You help me with food, and I will provide you with some convenience in life.
But that buddy didn’t show up again, and I connected to you again, which I guess is a bit bad.
If it wasn't something wrong with me, could it be that I was kicked out by the platform?
After all he wanted to…do something bad. "
Yan Yu felt that the uncle's guess was reasonable, and there was nothing wrong with cracking down on crimes.
"So uncle, you want to exchange cattle for cattle?"
"What uncle, I'm not that old, alas! Forget it, the title is not important.
That’s right, don’t look at the bionic technology in my place. The technological content is not high, so you can save it casually, but according to the replacement rules of the platform, only the same precious beef can make this deal. "
"beef?"
"Do you think the cow will still be alive after being exchanged? The platform cannot trade live creatures, otherwise I would trade it for myself."
"I want to discuss with my parents." Yan Yu said.
The person on the opposite side was even more envious. During the discussion of the family of three, they kept nagging: "Or should the whole family wear it? That's right, if it weren't for the original parents, how could they be at ease by their side, oh! Good luck!
Little sister, let me tell you, your whole family will soon get rich if you work hard together. Don’t you want to add some servants or something when you get rich?
Brother here has a household service robot, which packs an imitation leather for every minute, cooking and laundry, feeding pigs and chickens, making clothes and quilts, chopping firewood to settle accounts...
Only what you can't think of, and what you can't do without it, let's learn about it intelligently? "
"Do you want pet cats and dogs? They don't shed hair, and they are very cute...
Lizard spiders can do too…
Customized image is also fine..."
After a quick discussion among the family of three, Yan Yu looked at the time on the upper left corner of the screen, and said quickly: "Uncle, the built-in functions of your bionic donkey and bionic cow are similar, but the price difference between donkeys and cows is very low here. A lot, one ox is worth several donkeys, it’s too bad for me to exchange, why don’t you wait until I buy a donkey next time and then exchange it with you.”
Uncle is in a hurry, how can a donkey compare with a cow, the meat is not far behind!
"Oh my sister, you can't just look at the price, you also have to consider the reality.
My mechanical livestock must have a higher transport capacity than the prototype. If it is a bionic donkey, try to pull a thousand catties, and it will definitely reveal itself.
But the cow is different. The prototype has a carrying capacity of more than one thousand catties. The parameters I set for this bionic cow are not exaggerated.
And its biggest selling point is that it is equipped with an intelligent recognition system, which can automatically scan the surrounding environment. When there are outsiders, it will behave like a normal cow.
Sister! You spent the price of a cow and upgraded to an artificial intelligence cow for free! "
"My cow poops, does your cow poop?" Yan Yu bargained solemnly: "My father said that cow **** can be used to fertilize and make fire, and it is a long-term renewable resource. As long as the cow is there, it will always be there. .”
The uncle on the opposite side was speechless.
He could see that the little sister on the opposite side wanted to bargain, but the reason you said was too strong!
"Forget about fattening, and make a fire, isn't it smelly?
I have also considered the poop, you can set it yourself, you can arrange it or not, and the voice command cow dung will fall freely and randomly... You will harvest dried grass with different shapes.
Not only can it be burned, but it can be fed repeatedly. It is a little bit behind the back, it is tasteless, and it is easy to reveal the stuffing. "
Yan Yu is convinced!
Thoughtful, amazing!
She didn't write anymore, and directly raised the condition: "If you find the price difference again, I will be convinced by you, come on!"
For the sake of the beef, the uncle continued to bow his head: "I'll add two more wheels for you, iron ones, I said first that they will rust, and things that are exposed outside should be as real as possible."
It doesn't matter if someone finds out, at most it's her family's prodigal.
"Okay, change it!" Yan Yu was actually very satisfied, but it would be even better to get a gift.
"Uncle, what should I do if the cow is injured? What if the skin is broken and the metal skeleton inside is exposed?" Yan Yu also wants a lifelong after-sales service. After all, this thing is a high-tech product, and there is no manual, so he has no idea.
"Also, this cow never grows old and never dies, wouldn't it be exposed if someone with a heart finds out!"
Uncle Punk was too late to be happy, so he continued to explain patiently:
"The bionic skin has a certain degree of defense. Small wounds will not break the skin, but large wounds will have scratches. There is a hematopoietic layer under the skin, which will simulate the whole process of wound closure.
When it is damaged by a huge external force, it will judge by itself whether it needs to be shut down. If it is shut down, don't start it yet. When we connect again, I will change the skin for it.
Old cows are treated in the same way. If you change the skin, it will be a new cow! "
Since the deal was concluded, Yan Yu didn't write any ink, and under the cover of his parents, he tried to get as close as possible to the cows in the yard.
"Come closer, yes, yes."
An option of whether to trade or not appeared under Yan Yu's screen, and she made a decisive little hand—【Yes】
A soft light flashed on the screen.
The scalper in front of him suddenly disappeared from the field of vision, and then appeared again.
The difference between before and after is less than two seconds.
If she didn't even blink her eyes, she might have missed it.
Yan Laoer and Li Xuemei were also dumbfounded.
Is this the end of the change?
His family's cow, this is an artificial intelligence cow? !
Yan Yu reacted the fastest, and signaled her father to hide the two big iron wheels that also appeared suddenly.
Following the start-up instruction posted on the screen by the uncle, read in a low voice: "Dynamic light wave, Godox is online."
There is no light and shadow effect, no sparks splashing, just look at it normally.
Yan Yu whispered to Niu: "I am Red Boy." The artificial intelligence Niu looked at her for three seconds and nodded.
Li Xuemei said to Niu: "I am Princess Iron Fan." The artificial intelligence Niu also looked at her for three seconds and nodded.
Yan Lao Er, who covered the two big iron wheels with straw, ran over quickly, and said excitedly to the cow: "I am the bull devil." The artificial intelligence cow looked at him for five seconds and nodded.
Khan!
These are shameful confession lines.
Too late to research new cattle.
The family of three went back to the house quickly.
618 Hi Buy, still going on.
I am very happy to write, hahaha! I heard that the recommendation now depends on the follow-up rate, please don’t raise it, come and kill me every day (#^.^#)
(end of this chapter)
