MTL - The Last Cat in the Universe-Chapter 46
Vietnam has been tired like a dead cat recently.
Poor kitty cat was completely destroyed by Ji Xiuyu from body to mind.
Every day I was squeezed into a cat by Marshal Ji. I could do nothing in my free time. I could only lie on the sofa with a small white belly and looked at the ceiling, and even my eyes became blank.
Yue'an was a little bit unsettled whether Ji Xiuzhen really wanted him to adapt to the human identity quickly, or to train him to the limit for the purpose of making him tired enough to go out.
Today is rare. Ji Xiuyu has something to go out, but instead of going to the military office, he has other activities.
This means that he did not have the time to physically beat Yue'an under the name of practical training, nor did he have the time to put on a mental helmet in the military to mentally squeeze Yue'an.
Yue'an's learning progress in the past few days is quite amazing. There is basically no problem with the action in the human form. Martial arts has also made great progress. As for speaking, the fastest progress is cursing and coquettishness.
Shameless official Shi Xiu was able to reject the cute cat's coquettish offensive and insisted on training him in a cat-free practice.
At one time, Yuean felt unbelievable, and later he simply gave up the treatment.
Yue An managed to stay at home today and finally remembered his long-lost live broadcast career.
He was lying on the sofa now, with a small belly exposed, his tail flicked, and a salty fish lay down playing with his brain.
The live broadcast was hovering at a very suitable distance in front of his eyes. Bubbles rushed out one after another. The audience was crying and screaming, telling how embarrassing it was to live without cats.
[No fresh cat sucks, life is better than death. ]
[No fresh **** sucks. ]
[No fresh **** sucks, can't live. ]
[Crying, I used to broadcast live every day and spoiled me. ]
Yuean crooked her head and had no special feelings for these comments.
Although there is such a ruthless sense of scumbag-Yuean is no longer short of money.
Various toys and games based on his image have been put into production.
Unlike the Internet, entertainment products don't have a wall for selling toys and games. The sales points are all over the entire planet, and the sales profits are quite considerable. Yuean lays at home every day to get money. It is completely a little rich cat, even Ji Xiu can't compare to him-of course, this is not the name of Xi Xiu Under the premise of various fixed industries.
Yue'an rolled over, from lying on his back to lying on his back, and the interface of the light brain also fell down, and continued to steadily stop at the proper distance in front of him.
When Yue'an is silent, the audience in the live broadcast room will chat, fart, gag and entertain themselves.
They can talk about food cultivation from current affairs and politics, and talk about investment and financial management occasionally.
In the live broadcast room of Yuean, there are many people at the hegemony level. Being able to stay at the top of the bubble comment area without being quickly covered is one of the privileges owned by this class.
This title can only be obtained after spending at least 50 million on the platform every month.
It is said that many people did not come to cats, but to various small classes brought out by these big guys during gossip, and some people were taking notes in an attempt to follow the big guys.
Yue An took his tail to play the little games recommended by the audience in the live broadcast room, and he was too lazy to move his paws.
[Today's big news again. ]
[Our planet is hitting the dark recently, and it's all big news all day. ]
[I brought a large drug planting base the day before yesterday, and I'm following it up. It's big news all day. ]
[... I am overestimating you, it is normal to not engage in the entertainment industry and not pay attention to this, you see the Star News Entertainment Edition. ]
The Hinters Empire has always made big news.
Immediately after the military section appeared, Marshal Ji Xiuyin was attacked and disappeared, the social section published the news of the last cat in the universe, and then the legal section suddenly shot out of the Empire Supreme Court. This matter has not subsided yet. There was another large-scale illegal transaction under the Central Business District of Dixingdidu.
Just a week after the military department cracked this large-scale illegal trade case, another big news broke in the entertainment section.
Mrs. Kevin, the famous interstellar movie star, and the flower of Jiyan, Mrs. Ellie, described intimacy with a strange man during the filming of commercials on the 31st film and television planet of the second galaxy.
Along with this news, there was a long list of photos that were taken in secret.
The paparazzi profession has not passed away for thousands of years and has not been able to be beaten to death on the beach by the torrent of time, but because of the development of science and technology, it has become even more invincible.
This has also created a situation where camouflage devices are increasingly sought after among the entertainment industry.
The opinions on this news are inevitably the first argument about the right to portrait and privacy, and then the discussion about the news itself.
[After coming back, can we go to Marshal Kevin to grab the sheep? ]
[I do not care! We are so beautiful! ]
[Title party, that's a strange man, the age at which the stamp is sitting with Ellie is only thirty. ]
[Not to mention, that little brother looks so good. ]
[Little fresh meat! Small dogs! Little cute! ]
[Marshal Kevin: I don't think it should. ]
[Is this age difference a little too big ...]
[Don't think about the age difference, these two faces put together are pleasing to the eye. ]
[Wait, did you so smoothly accept the fact that Mrs. Ellie might be derailed? !! ]
[Marshal Kevin: No. ]
Yue An lowered his tail, watched the game displayed on the panel, looked up at the comments, and then followed the news.
He was stunned at the first glance.
— Isn't this a fake photo he deliberately took while spending time with Mrs. Ellie two days ago?
[Ms. Ellie said there was a press conference to clarify. ]
[Well, I turned to a close-up. Why has such a good-looking little brother never been exposed? ? ]
[I also turned over ...]
[Do you ... do you think this little brother is a bit like Xiaoyue'an? ]
[Not to say I have n’t felt yet, so to speak ...]
[White hair and blue eyes are cute, small, kitten fine? ]
Yue'an looked at the comment, and finally he was willing to move his respect and softly "meowed".
Can it be different?
Yue'an thought proudly, so the handsome brother is me!
[Xiao Yuean feels the same way, I don't know if my brother is a newcomer in the entertainment industry. ]
[If it is, wait to see Ellie's press conference later. If it is clarified that it is not derailed, I will opt for one. ]
[Does n’t it **** to **** cats and kittens? ]
[Hahaha, maybe I will wait for the press conference later, that is to say, this is the newcomer in the studio. ]
Yue'an looked at these comments and probably guessed what Mrs. Ellie was going to do.
Oh, naive human.
Yuean patted his little belly, stretched his paw to hook up the snacks that he had bought for several days but had not had time to eat, and opened the packaging bag.
After a while, the reporter will come out and scare you!
Mrs. Ellie's press conference is quite lively, and the media in the entertainment industry are basically here.
Madam Ellie didn't tell them more, she just opened the door sharply.
"I know what everyone is doing for today."
Mrs. Ellie's expression was calm, her manners were still elegant and reserved, her mental state looked very good, and there was no sign of panic as the news broke.
"First of all, as usual, the weekly newspaper candidly made and made false reports. We will pursue its legal responsibility. Secondly, I will explain the identity of the teenager in the photos that everyone is following.
"I met him on the 31st film and television planet a month ago, because I look like Yuean-yes, that cat is very similar, so I chatted with him for a while and gradually became familiar.
Mrs. Ellie's words were too suggestive, and they scared the crowd away.
What's going on with this routine of publishing a declaration of true love derailment? !!
Are you okay, Marshal Kevin? ?
Take a snapshot and look in the mirror to see if there is a faint green light over your head? ?
"He's an orphan, he's not old enough to leave the orphanage, only his number and no name."
"As we all know, my husband Kevin has been married for more than 100 years, but because of the busy work of both parties, I have no children, and our best childbearing age is about to pass."
Mrs. Ellie paused, and the audience watching the live broadcast of the press conference also stopped thinking for two seconds.
Two seconds elapsed, and they came back and savoured it carefully. How could these two words sound a little weird?
Then, the glamorous woman with the title of the flower of interstellar Jiyan showed a gentle and bright smile toward the camera, as if it were a warm and warm day in the winter.
"So, my husband and I decided to adopt this child."
Mrs Ellie said: "Today is the day when my husband took him to register for identity."
Yue An froze slightly when he heard this sentence, and the ears on the top of his head trembled slightly. He heard the sound of a sociable sound from the window on the second floor.
As soon as this sound was heard, it was clear that the sky was bright and bright, and the marshal of the imperial empire ran over the window again!
With a shot of Yuean's claws, he quickly turned off the live broadcast, tossed the aggressive audience in the live broadcast room, and looked up at Marshal Kevin who came in through the window on the second floor.
Marshal Kevin, holding a pile of fake materials prepared in advance, beckoned him at the second floor, shouting with special joy: "Smash!"
Yue'an shivered and didn't want to ignore him.
Marshal Kevin came down from the second floor, packed up the snack bag next to Yuean and threw it away. He picked up Yuean lying on the sofa and choked.
Then, like an old father who hasn't seen his son for a long time, he said, "Thin."
Yuean: "..."
Wake up quickly.
Since this cat was savvy, his weight has been fixed for a long time.
Don't give yourself a play.
Marshal Kevin had no idea that he was unloved by his patience.
Holding the soft and warm cub in his arms, he didn't rush away, but asked Yuean: "Do you want to go out and play?"
Yuean's ear flicked slightly, and he turned to look at Marshal Kevin.
Marshal Kevin rubbed Yue'an's head, "After registration, Dad will take you to play!"
"Meow!"
Yuean turned up and sat up, two blue eyes watching Marshal Kevin intently.
Marshal Kevin stretched out his hand with a smile, spread his palms in front of Yue'an, and asked him, "Go play mech, can't you go?"
Yue An didn't hesitate, and put a paw in the hands of Marshal Kevin.
Walk around!
It ’s better to play anything than to be played by Ji Xiuyu!
One person and one cat reached a consensus perfectly, and when they changed their clothes, they went through the window.
Yue'an's humanoid name is still registered. Marshal Kevin and the kittens who have newly entered his hukou book are watching the weird gaze of the hukou personnel, and have completed all the formalities seriously.
However, two people, one old and one young, never expected that they had just stepped into the military mech training ground and ran into the head-on to see a sketch of the new Silver Blade design. Master, in order to facilitate his perfect determination of the values of the season repair.
Marshal Ji looked at the two men with aggressive faces, his gaze turned around his teacher, and finally fell on Yue'an.
He guessed at a glance what the two were for.
He was too familiar with Marshal Kevin's exhausted routine.
Before Ji Xiuyu was still under his hands, he found that Marshal Kevin had only one skill to coax a child.
——I'll take you to play mecha?
"Come on mech?" Marshal Ji asked calmly.
Yuean, who was beaten for a week, almost meowed.
But he firmly held his instinct to impulse, nodded to Ji Xiu with a stretched face, and responded in a straightforward way: "Yes."
"Very good." Marshal Ji nodded. "Just when I'm free, I'll also be a sparring."
Yuean: ...? ?
I don't want you to practice!
Why are you free anytime!
The top general has been trying to find a fish, why did the military insist that it hasn't collapsed yet? ?
Viet Nam is simply incredible.
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