MTL - The Group Pet Goose is the White Moonlight of the Paranoid Boss-Chapter 426 Are the North Wind's muscles still there?
Chapter 426 Are the North Wind's muscles still there?
Tang Xinru nodded, these wolves and tigers came down, it is best to bite Jiang Zhe, especially her pretty face, if she was bitten, it would be great!
Wang Liang alone must not care about fighting so many wolves and tigers at the same time, Jiang Zhe is so close, it is the best chance.
Tang Xinru did what she said,
She went around behind Jiang Zhe and Beifeng and found the vines on the big tree.
Wang Liang gestured to her, indicating that he was ready.
Tang Xinru reached out and pulled the vines.
As soon as she touched the vine, Tang Xinru felt a sharp pain on the back of her hand, and a stone hit the back of her hand fiercely.
She raised her head and met Jiang Zhe's half-smiling eyes. Seeing Jiang Zhe's calm expression, it was obvious that she had smashed the stone.
Tang Xinru was so wronged: "Jiang Zhe, why are you hitting me?"
"I will hit anything close to the vine, whether it's a pig, a dog or a beast, understand?"
Jiang Zhe's tone was very casual.
Tang Xinru was scolded so badly that her eyes were red with anger.
Wang Liang said angrily: "Jiang Zhe, don't go too far! Xinru just saw a tree over there and wanted to go there to rest. This wood is not yours, right?"
Tang Xinru was aggrieved and choked even more.
"Let me see where it hurts..." Wang Liang held Tang Xinru's hand distressedly.
Beifeng, who was standing beside him, was watching the excitement with his arms crossed.
When he heard Wang Liang accuse Jiang Zhe, he had already picked up a stone.
Tang Xinru noticed it sharply, and hurriedly hid his hands behind his back, for fear that the North Wind would hit him with a stone.
Wang Liang stood in front of her to protect her: "Don't be afraid, I don't believe they dare to beat you."
Beifeng raised his hand and threw the stone over, Wang Liang and Tang Xinru took two steps back in fright.
Then the two discovered that the location where the North Wind Stone was aimed was not the two of them, but the vines that bound the tiger and the wolf, and it was the vines that Tang Xinru was going to pull just now.
One, two, three... The stone came over.
Seeing the vines loosen, Wang Liang and Tang Xinru finally realized that Beifeng wanted to let go of the tiger and wolf.
Wang Liang was surprised: "You are planning to..."
Tang Xinru was not too afraid of the tiger and wolf being let go. She pulled Wang Liang, implying that Wang Liang was not exactly what they wanted?
Wang Liang also remembered that the plan of the two just now was like this. This Beifeng was too stupid to help, so let him help.
"Isn't this your plan? Help you." North Wind threw the last stone.
If it was as Wang Liang and Tang Xinru thought, the two of them were secretly overjoyed.
The vines were released, and the bound tiger wolf fell violently from the air.
They smashed into the sharp stones on the ground, roaring in pain.
Wang Liang and Tang Xinru still didn't understand why Beifeng wanted to help them, so these tigers and wolves jumped up from the sharp stone and rushed towards the two of them.
Being bound and dropped, they have lost more than half of their combat effectiveness.
So Wang Liang didn't even think about escaping. When those wolves were at their fullest, he could deal with them with one punch. Against these beasts that lost most of their combat power, Wang Liang wasn't afraid at all.
Tang Xinru didn't run away either, hiding behind Wang Liang.
Jiang Zhe turned his head and glanced at Beifeng. Seeing him standing leisurely and watching the excitement, he couldn't help but laugh. What kind of confidence did Wang Liang and Tang Xinru have to provoke Beifeng?
I saw the tiger and wolf rushing towards Wang Liang, opening its **** mouth and biting down.
Wang Liang, according to the experience of winning just now, slammed a punch at a wolf's head.
This wolf had only one or two points left in combat power. He was smashed by him, and it really fell down, snorted, and couldn't get up for a while.
Wang Liang was more confident, gave Tang Xinru a wink, and continued to smash the remaining tigers and wolves with his bare hands.
Tang Xinru was so excited that it was finally Wang Liang's turn to perform.
The assistant director saw this scene in the live broadcast room and quickly looked for the remote control: "Give me the remote control!"
The chief director brought him the remote control slowly.
"525 in the D area, 834 in the F area..." The assistant director said something, and what he said was the number of these beasts.
Find the number on the remote control and press it, these beasts will fall directly when they are electrocuted.
Wang Liang and Tang Xinru will not be hurt.
The director was very resentful: "Do you know the numbers of these beasts? Why didn't you tell me when Jiang Zhe was attacked just now?"
The assistant director ignored him and continued to press.
However, the beast with the corresponding number did not stop at all, but instead bit Wang Liang's arm.
Wang Liang's screams came.
Tang Xinru realized that the situation was wrong and turned around and ran.
The tiger that followed, directly bit her leg, and her high-decibel scream came from the screen.
"Ah... help... woo woo woo..."
The assistant director pressed the button anxiously, but it was of no use at all.
The staff said in a low voice: "It may be that you pressed too much just now and it failed. It may also be that these beasts have adapted to this current."
"Hurry up and find a spare remote control!" The assistant director was in a hurry. After instructing the staff, he pressed the communication device: "Jiang Zhe, Beifeng, save Wang Liang and Tang Xinru!"
It is impossible for all rescue measures to pass in time at this moment.
Only Jiang Zhe and Beifeng can save them.
"Oh, this doesn't seem to be our obligation." Jiang Zhe said calmly.
The assistant director didn't think about it, and directly ordered Beifeng: "Beijing, you are a soldier in Beicheng Continent! You are obliged to rescue any citizen whose personal safety is threatened!"
He took this out to suppress the North Wind, and it is impossible for the North Wind to die!
The assistant director felt that he was really quick-witted.
Jiang Zhe sneered, picked up the walkie-talkie, with a surprised expression on his face, "Hey, what are you talking about? We can't hear! What happened to the walkie-talkie, there was a problem before, and now there is a problem again! Hey, hello, what? I'll check it out. a bit…"
Beifeng sat on the side, and suddenly clutched his chest: "I can't breathe, it should be, it should be because of my physical strength and physical exhaustion just now..."
Jiang Zhe gave up checking the walkie-talkie and said exaggeratedly: "Lie down first, I'll give you first aid right away! Take a deep breath! Where does it hurt?"
"My head hurts, my heart hurts..." Beifeng said.
Jiang Zhe supported Beifeng and laid him down on the ground.
"Okay, okay, don't move, don't move."
Seeing Jiang Zhe and Beifeng's outrageous performances, the assistant director was so angry!
Beijing was injured so badly that even if he was a soldier with responsibilities, the assistant director couldn't blame him at this moment.
Seeing that the wolf was still biting Wang Liang and Tang Xinru, the assistant director was anxious.
On the contrary, the chief director calmly arranged for the helicopter to go to rescue people, and at the same time asked people to quickly find a remote control.
He held the teacup and said, "The problem with the walkie-talkie is not the fault of Jiang Zhe and Beifeng, right?"
This is the first thing that the assistant director used the walkie-talkie to deal with Jiang Zhe, but now Jiang Zhe knows how to treat him, and the assistant director can only suffer.
The assistant director said to him, "Do you know what the purpose of this show is? If someone died, what a serious accident?"
Of course the chief director knows, but he also knows how many unfair things have been done to Jiang Zhe.
Besides, who would let the tiger and wolf go? Who started it?
He said: "The whole live broadcast is under the eyes of the audience, and the eyes of the masses are sharp."
The eyes of the audience are indeed sharp.
The barrage has explained everything—
"Don't Tang Xinru deserve this? He even thought of letting go of the tiger and wolves and hurting Jiang Zhe! And then in exchange for food!"
"What's wrong with Beifeng? Beifeng just let go of the beast as she wished."
"Tsk, are you still thinking of letting Jiang Zhe save people? Jiang Zhe is not the Virgin!"
"Tang Xinru and Wang Liang should kneel down and thank Jiang Zhe and Beifeng before they were bitten to death. If they hadn't killed these beasts just now, would Tang Xinru and Wang Liang still be able to hold on to this day?"
"Hahahaha, Jiang Zhezhen, there is a problem with the walkie-talkie, **** for tat!"
"I like Jiang Zhe's temperament so much, hahahahaha, so is Beifeng, this heartache is really timely. The two communicated through brain waves, so the tacit understanding is perfect!"
"The serious and funny looks of these two really made me laugh to death. I didn't expect Jiang Zhe's indifferent appearance to hide the soul of a funny girl!"
"What do you know in the front row, Jiang Zhe is so cute when it's cold to the depths."
Tang Xinru was being dragged and bitten by the tiger, but the tiger's fighting power was indeed reduced by the sharp stones, and the teeth were not sharp, Tang Xinru could still cry for help: "Jiang, Jiang Zhe, save, save me! Please! I beg you!"
Wang Liang on the side of was also dying.
As it goes on like this, even if these tigers and wolves are so low in combat, after a while, these two can be swallowed up.
"Yo, what are you doing?" Xiaobao came back and saw that a tiger was biting him, so he rushed over to help.
She had a dagger in her hand. Seeing that the fighting power of these tiger wolves was already low, she walked over and easily cut the throats of several tiger wolves.
The assistant director, who was scratching his head in a hurry, breathed a sigh of relief.
Beifeng's illness was miraculously healed at this moment, and he sat up.
Jiang Zhe also gave up first aid.
Xiaobao saw that the atmosphere was a little subtle and asked, "What's wrong? Is the instructor injured?"
"Just recovered." Beifeng stood up and reached out to Jiang Zhe.
Jiang Zhe didn't look at him, stood up by himself, and said, "My medical skills are okay."
The fat man rushed over to touch Beifeng's muscles: "Will it affect the muscles? Are the muscles still there?"
was severely opened by the north wind.
Wang Liang concentrated most of his firepower and was unable to speak.
Tang Xinru was covered in blood and wounds, and cried, "Beijing, I want, I want to complain to you, you deliberately let these beasts come to bite us... You can't help you, you have no professional ethics..."
Xiaobao asked Jiang Zhe: "Idol, is there any way to revive those tigers and wolves just now? I regret killing them."
Let them kill this woman!
"It's okay, such a strong **** smell will attract more tigers and wolves in a while." Jiang Zhe said slowly.
Tang Xinru's already pale face became bloodless, and she shouted in horror, "No, no..."
The small bag is satisfied.
Fatty asked: "Who is this ungrateful woman? Why are you scolding people?"
Jiang Zhe was too lazy to talk about Tang Xinru, and it was not important.
She said lightly, "I don't know."
"Wolf-hearted and dog-lung, pigs and dogs are not as good! Do you think you two would still be alive without Jiang Zhe and the instructors making these tigers and wolves die?" Fatty asked.
Tang Xinru was in pain all over her body and was powerless to refute.
Xiaobao said to Jiang Zhe, "We found a water source with a lot of clean water. You can go take a bath, so that you can get rid of the **** smell on your body, and you can still feel comfortable."
The assistant director hurriedly turned on the communication device and said, "Jiang Zhe, don't leave yet, the helicopter will come to pick up Tang Xinru and Wang Liang soon."
"Just pick it up, do you want me to fly the helicopter?" Jiang Zhe asked back.
The deputy director knew that Jiang Zhe had offended Jiang Zhe, and now is not the time to ease the relationship, he can only say: "There are still some wild beasts in the jungle, the staff on the helicopter can't fight the beasts, it is very dangerous to come and pick up people, You help."
Jiang Zhe smiled and said, "I heard that everyone in the North City Continent is doing military service, and everyone is in good health. It's definitely not a problem to deal with a few beasts."
Deputy director:"…"
No matter how strong your physical fitness is, it is impossible to deal with tigers and wolves with bare hands!
Not to mention the people who sit in the office every day, many years have passed since military service, and their abilities have deteriorated a lot.
The assistant director turned his eyes to Beifeng, Beifeng's heartache and couldn't breathe, "attacked" again, and the fat man was taking care of him.
The only hope is Jiang Zhe.
The assistant director said bitterly: "They are not professionals after all, Jiang Zhe, help."
"I'm too tired." Jiang Zhe raised an index finger, "The hand is still injured, so I can't help."
The chief director looked at her broken fingers and was very distressed. The commanding staff remembered to bring some Band-Aids to Jiang Zhe.
Deputy director:"…"
Helicopter circled in the sky, but did not come down.
Tang Xinru rolled her eyes in pain, she didn't even have the strength to cry, Wang Liang had already fainted.
"North Wind, I am now ordering you in the name of the unit you are in, and let your team members be responsible for this safety rescue!" The deputy director could only give an order.
Beifeng sat up and said lightly, "It's not impossible."
Jiang Zhe glanced at him.
North Wind said, "When you come, bring me some cherries, watermelons, a few sets of clean clothes, and ten bottles of chewing gum."
Jiang Zhe's nose wrinkled slightly.
The smell of blood made her uncomfortable, as did the unfamiliar environment.
But what makes it more uncomfortable is that there is no chewing gum, which aggravates the discomfort.
She had chewed the grass roots several times before. She thought that no one would care, but Beifeng kept remembering it.
The assistant director hesitated for a moment: "This doesn't meet the rules..."
Beifeng clutched his chest: "I feel uncomfortable, I will faint at any time..."
Once he fainted, the assistant director would have no one to negotiate with.
"Okay, give it to you." The assistant director finally compromised.
Beifeng emphasized where the cherries were produced, and what brand of chewing gum was required before ending the call.
Seeing that the helicopters were all over the sky, and turned back to get something for Beifeng, Tang Xinru wanted to cry without tears, and glared at Jiang Zhe with her eyes, as if she was saying with her eyes, "I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost."
Jiang Zhe said slowly: "Don't worry, you won't die in a while. With the amount of blood you're bleeding now, it will take about forty-two hours for all your blood to dry up. Considering that there is no food and warmth measures, minus five Hours. Taking your current situation into consideration, there is a high risk of infection, possibly septicemia and rabies.”
Tang Xinru trembled.
Jiang Zhe smiled, with relief in the fox's eyes: "Don't worry too much, before you contract sepsis and rabies, you will already be dead."
Tang Xinru burst into tears.
Xiaobao regretted saving her, and said in a low voice, "Idol, I'm really sorry. If I knew she was so annoying, I wouldn't kill those tigers and wolves."
Fatty also apologized: "It's all my fault for not stopping Xiaobao, I should have stopped her!"
Tang Xinru: "…"
Deputy director:"…"
Jiang Zhe smiled: "It's okay, as far as I know, you can get 100 more points for killing a wolf, and a tiger also gets 100 points."
Xiaobao and Fatty rejoiced.
Finally, the helicopter came with what North Wind wanted.
Two baskets of fresh cherries, ten bottles of chewing gum, two large watermelons, and several sets of neat new clothes.
"There is also a Band-Aid, which was given to Jiang Zhe by our general... school." The staff took out a box of Band-Aids.
Jiang Zhe took it and nodded, accepting this kindness.
North Wind took the Band-Aid from her hand, tore it off and put it on her, then turned around to receive his trophy.
Beifeng took the cherries, put them in front of Jiang Zhe, and put all the chewing gum in his bag.
Jiang Zhe glanced at him.
Beifeng explained: "I'll help you put it on first, and when you need it, ask me to get it at any time."
Xiaobao and Fatty knew that those were exclusively for Jiang Zhe, and stared at the watermelon eagerly.
"The watermelon is divided," said North Wind.
Xiaobao and Fatty divided the watermelon, and the best piece was sent to Jiang Zhe first.
The staff arranged for Tang Xinru and Wang Liang to board the helicopter.
As a result, during the process, we did not encounter any tigers and wolves.
The assistant director accompanied so many things to Beifeng in vain, and he was so stuck in his heart.
The staff came to report happily: "Assistant Director, I found a new remote control, and we have solved all the tigers and wolves. It turns out that the electric shock device still works."
"Take care of your big bastard!" said the assistant director angrily.
The staff didn't understand why he made such a big fire, and hurried away.
The director-in-chief held the teacup and said faintly, "So Jiang Zhe is the real God's Chosen Goddess, with good luck, you can see that she can do anything, and all the fortunes are biased towards her. There is nothing to end in the struggle of the daughter of destiny. The only way is to join her, be with her, and enjoy a little destiny..."
Deputy director:"…"
Star Chaser is really too much!
As soon as the helicopter left and took away the two men, the whole air became quiet.
Jiang Zhe ate watermelon and cherries slowly, not knowing, thought she was here for an outing.
Suddenly, there were two pops in front of her, and Xiaobao and Fatty knelt in front of her.
Why is there only one chapter today? Because today is a 5,000-word chapter, I'm too lazy to score chapters in a hurry, hahahahaha
(end of this chapter)