MTL - The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down-Chapter 152 Taiyin Xingjun's "Licking Dog" Autobiography
Chapter 152 Taiyin Xingjun's "Licking Dog" Autobiography
Qingzhou company headquarters.
"Notice, all in-service and idle personnel, gather in the meeting room. One group 201, two groups 202, three groups 203"
The sound of the broadcast spread throughout the company building, and many monks who were swiping their phones to play games raised their heads one after another. It's not that they want to be lazy and fish, if they can, they want to meditate on the spot. It's a pity that it can't be done. The company must ensure sufficient standing staff to deal with emergencies, and it is impossible to give them continuous practice.
Meditation is not about eating and sleeping. It is impossible to stop whenever you want. If you are suddenly disturbed, you may go crazy. The last three rests are rounds to give them time to practice, and I heard that they will go to the second rest after the manpower is sufficient.
In order to pass the boring time, the general company cadres play games on their mobile phones, and even if they are not good enough, they read the practice books.
"An accident happened again? There won't be another devil born, right?"
"There is no state of alert, it should not be a serious matter."
"Maybe it is the selection of the monk class. This year's list has not been announced yet. I heard that the output of spiritual veins has increased after the recovery of the world, and the number of places needs to be increased."
"It's possible. The recent configuration of spirit stones has indeed increased by 1/3. However, in the monk class, only Group Zhao has a chance. Does Group Zhao have any ideas?"
Zhao Si, who was suddenly asked, was a little dazed. He had just dozed off, and his mind hadn't recovered for a while.
After thinking for a while, he replied: "I heard that I'm going to Fengjing. To be honest, I still prefer to stay in Qingzhou."
After all, Qingzhou is covered by Brother Yi. Although Brother Yi can cover it there, the safety will definitely decrease if people are not in Qingzhou. Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, he is really afraid that a peerless monster will suddenly appear for him.
This is not persecution paranoia. After so much experience, Zhao Si also understands that in this industry, everyone has their heads tied to their waistbands, and they may die at any time. Although monks have a long lifespan, only a small number of them can actually die of old age.
Of the few colleagues he met at the beginning of the job, there are only two left now, and one of them quit due to disability.
It is impossible to say that being a mortal will live longer than a monk, at least this is the current status of the monks in Shenzhou. They have to work hard to maintain the peace in front of them. Their relatives and friends are all mortals and it is impossible for them to only care about themselves.
In the past, it was for more cultivation resources, and he naively thought that he could catch up with Li Yi as long as he worked harder, but now he somewhat understands it. Not to mention catching up with him, even seeing his back is an extravagant hope.
Rather than chasing after him exhaustedly, it is better to hug your thigh honestly.
Hearing that Zhao Si didn't want to go, the people around immediately looked regretful.
"Hey? Don't waste such a good opportunity. The journey of cultivation lies in competition, Zhao Zu. You will definitely have a place in the foundation building in one year."
"That's right, maybe when I go in, I meet a proud girl who falls in love with Zhao Zuxi!"
Zhao Si rolled his eyes and said: "I have a fiancée, a proud daughter of heaven, even if someone will see me?"
Everyone walked and chatted, and soon came to a group of conference room 201.
Walk in and sit down. There are 35 people in total. Originally, there were 60 people. However, due to the previous Moyuan incident, 25 people were reduced, and the staff has not been replenished until now.
After waiting for a few minutes, Lu Haochu walked in with a stack of documents, stood on the podium, tapped the microphone, and said, "Today, I have called you for three things. The first thing is the selection of teachers from the Practice Academy."
He flicked the document above and said: "Since Shenzhou came into contact with the world of practice in 1971, China's understanding and development of practice has taken a big step forward. In order to further standardize practice, and for the benefit of all people. The Zhou government decided Established the world's first practice academy, dedicated to cultivating monks of the new era for the society and the people."
Lu Haochu finished reading the content quickly. To simplify it, he wanted to create a monk college completely dominated by the government, and select talents from primary, middle and high schools across the country. It is equivalent to directly bypassing the sect to train monks, so many monks are needed as teachers.
Obviously after becoming familiar with the practice, the government wanted to leave the Shangqing Palace. At least it is to reduce dependence on the Shangqing Palace, so as to avoid any problems in the Shangqing Palace in the future, which will lead to the collapse of the entire region. This official caliber must have a lot of interest considerations, so it's not Lu Haochu's turn to know.
He is just a magistrate and is not qualified to intervene in these matters.
"The Cultivation Academy should be the next-level replacement for the Zongmen and the monk class. Those who are interested can come to me to sign up. Qi refining eighth level or above is enough. Of course, the salary is definitely not as good as it is now. I guess the supply of cultivation materials may be halved. After all, we This is **** work, and there is teaching in an ivory tower."
This remark caused a lot of discussion among the people. The people present generally met this standard, but they didn't have much intention. Going to teach is indeed much safer, but it also lacks a lot of cultivation resources, and it will definitely fall behind in the long run.
At least most people are self-motivated, and many monks now have some talents, so foundation building is no problem.
After waiting for a few minutes, seeing that no one signed up, Lu Haochu continued: "No one signed up, right? Then the next thing, about the number of places for the monk class, we happen to have one here."
The next moment everyone turned their heads to look at Zhao Si, and he was the only one present who had reached the Foundation Establishment within a year.
"Zhao Si, our genius Zhao."
Zhao Si twitched the corner of his mouth, he is considered a fart genius, all because of that cloud fruit.
He raised his hand and said, "Can I not go?"
Although the resources of the monk class are many times higher than here, and they don’t have to go through life and death, it is said that the government trains them according to the standard of cultivating golden core. But it was too much for Zhao Si, and he felt better going back to the village.
The dogs in the village have all established their foundations!
The people around suddenly sounded admonishing, although they were also envious and jealous, but after all, they were comrades in arms who were born and died, and they still wanted each other to have a better life.
Zhao Si said righteously about this: "Who will give you an early warning after I leave."
These words won over a wave of popular support, and moved a group of elders with red eyes. Lu Haochu on the podium twitched the corners of his mouth. I'm afraid this kid is trying to usurp the throne.
Although he, the person in charge of Qingzhou, is far away from the power center, it is reasonable to say that he is not in a good position. However, the status of the person who lives here has become very special in an instant, and Lu Haochu has rejected several promotion orders given by his superiors.
Then Xie Yunan is also a small Yucheng supervisor, but his status can be compared with Fengjing's supervisor, or even higher. She now goes directly to the Yin Division, and the government now negotiates with the Yin Division through her.
If you want to talk about the factions of Zhoudi, there is one in Shangqing Palace, one in Fengjing, and one in Qingzhou.
"Don't rush to draw conclusions, you don't want to talk about it until the class starts in the second half of the year." Lu Haochu opened the last document, "The last thing is also the main purpose of today, Taiyin Xingjun's journey to immortality. "
"It's not a big deal for us, but it has sparked a huge debate in the world of spiritual practice. This should be the first history book of the spiritual world, which records various events in the age of immortals in great detail."
There was a bang, and there was a little commotion in the audience. Lu Haochu looked up at the excited crowd.
"What's wrong with you guys?"
The expressions of everyone in the audience were a little excited, as if they were very interested in Taiyin Xingjun's autobiography.
"Lu Zu, is this the lunar star?" An operator sitting in the front row took out his mobile phone, and the screen wallpaper on it was a very beautiful white-haired girl.
"You still use other people's photos as your screen wallpaper? You have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but you didn't expect to like this kind of thing. It's so wretched. Who else would do it?" Lu Haochu didn't deny that Taiyin Xingjun's video was so popular. Of course he also knows.
In the next second, more than a dozen people raised their phones, and almost half of them had this wallpaper.
"It's somewhat offensive to chase after Xingjun as a star."
Lu Haochu twitched his mouth and just complained, the more faith is, the better, and the government didn't just mobilize them to read autobiography once.
"What about the leader's autobiography?"
"Hurry up, hurry up, we want to see Lord Taiyin."
"Awow now, don't wait until Xingjun also has a Taoist couple and cry."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible. Xingjun is so holy, at first glance, he looks like Chang'e in the world of practice, how could he have a Taoist companion."
Now that they are not on alert, the operators are naturally not as serious as before. At the same time, nothing has happened recently, and everyone's mental state is quite relaxed.
"Don't worry." Lu Haochu slowly logged into the company's database, and used his own authority to call up Taiyin Xingjun's autobiography.
"This is currently undisclosed information, and it will only be released to the public after review, so please don't use your mobile phone to take pictures."
The big screen behind him lit up, and Lu Haochu stepped aside slightly to let everyone in the audience see.
"The Road to Immortals"
The name of the autobiography appeared, and it looked very like cultivating immortals, which made everyone in the audience look forward to the content in it even more.
I heard from Lu Zu that the content of the autobiography is very rich, and it can be called the historical records of the practice world, so it should be about the same.
In their expectant eyes, an ink painting that cannot be described in words appeared, a man would be the top of the mountain, overlooking the world, with a line of words next to it.
【The living immortals step on the Ten Thousand Buddha Mountains, break the Bodhi, and open up the prosperity of the immortal way. The majesty of the Immortal Dao starts from Yunzhou, extends to the East China Sea in the east, reaches Wangchuan in the west, crosses the barren ancient mountains in the south, and borders the extremely cold land in the north. The prestige is thousands of miles across the world, including ninety-nine and eighty-one secret places. All living beings in the world dare not obey, and the dragons and snakes bow their heads wherever they are ordered by the immortals. 】
Humans have something in common in the perception of beauty. Many people can't tell what is good about art, but they just think it looks good. The painting in front of me is this kind of feeling, and the artistic conception can be felt even through the screen.
They often hear about who dominates the world and how invincible those great powers in the practice world are, but the oral and written transmission is a little bit meaningless after all. The painting in front of them allowed them to comprehend the artistic conception of Hengya I, and let them understand the power and arrogance of living immortals.
In this world, he is a fairy.
Looking at the painting, Lu Haochu secretly planned to take a screenshot after the meeting.
"The Road to Immortals" is completely drawn with calligraphy brushes, and it is pleasing to the eyes when you read them with full ink.
The beginning of the chapter is about how immortals leveled Ten Thousand Buddha Mountains, which they have seen in "Da Lei Yin Shu". But the difference is that his records are very detailed, and his perspectives are almost all focused on the living immortals, allowing them to see more unknown things.
For example, the origin of the Moon Palace turned out to be a woman rescued by immortals from a certain Buddhist temple. They were refined into furnace tripods with a kind of genius earth treasure called Xuanyin water, and were rescued by living immortals who taught them exercises and asked Taiyin Xingjun to take care of them.
In this way, it has evolved into a famous moon palace in the future practice world. And Taiyin Xingjun also became the Lord of the Moon Palace.
The literary talent is very good, and the characters are also very beautiful. It is the first time for them to read Da Neng's autobiography, which makes them feel a sense of enjoyment.
But why are they all living immortals? What about Mr. Taiyin Xing?
"Where's our Lunar Star Lord?"
"Why are they all living immortals, can I have some Taiyin Xingjun?"
"It's said to be the historical records of the practice world. Most of the perspectives must be placed on Zai Shixian. Just like in ancient history, the monarch must account for a large proportion, because they can determine the direction of a country."
Some people were dissatisfied, some people understood, and the meeting room became a little noisy. But Lu Haochu didn't make a sound to stop it. Anyway, it's not in a state of combat readiness, so it's okay for everyone to have fun.
Zhao Si looked at the pictures that kept flashing across the screen. Every ink painting was very beautiful, which gave him the urge to take pictures. At the same time, the content also made him have an inexplicable guess in his heart, whether this handsome Taiyin Xingjun who is not a human being has something to do with Brother Yi.
The relationship he was thinking of was not subordinate or master-student. It is known that there were three Huashens in Brother Yi's era, two of them had the kindness of Huashen, and they were half masters after all. This one should also be a little bit of grace, but such a beautiful fairy, Brother Yi is not tempted?
Recalling the vicissitudes of life that Li Yiping concealed, maybe he was really not moved.
But isn't Fairy Taiyin tempted?
Brother Yi is such a peerless immortal, it can be said that he is the only one in the past and present (he thinks), and everyone can be moved.
It starts with appearance, falls into talent, and ends with character.
These three points are the same for men and women, maybe the first point does not meet. But in the group of monks with handsome men and beautiful women per capita, the first point is not important. When good-looking becomes a common phenomenon, it is no longer good-looking.
It's like a sword fairy chasing Li Hua, chasing talent and character.
For monks, talent is more important. Brother Yi's talent can't be said to be the number one person in ancient and modern times, at least it is earth-shattering.
If Zhao Si himself were a woman, he would definitely be unable to control himself.
Soon the content of "Da Lei Yin Shu" passed, and they also saw new content.
【In the 10th year of the Immortal Calendar, the immortals entered the Shangqing Palace to comprehend the absolute changes in the Shangqing, and I followed suit and was rejected. The little cow nose in the Shangqing palace framed me for having misdeeds against the immortal, and then I put a sack on it and beat me]
【I will do my best to the immortals until I die. His heart can be seen clearly, and the universe can be corrected. 】
"The Living Immortal is powerful, and the three Transformation Gods were enlightened by him. In terms of Taoism, I feel that he should be higher than the Sword Immortal."
"With living immortals and sword immortals, the world in China can be peaceful."
"Hahaha Xingjun is a man of temperament."
Everyone is not surprised that Taiyin Xingjun is loyal to the living immortal. They have already guessed the origin of the moon palace from the previous paragraph. If Taiyin Xingjun didn't obey the orders of living immortals, how could he take care of those 10,000 women.
In the next second, the screen changed to a new ink painting, a peerless woman in an elegant long dress stood in front of the fairy palace, her face was lifelike and breathtakingly beautiful.
After appreciating the beauty of Taiyin Xingjun, everyone was puzzled when they saw other content in the screen.
Taiyin Xingjun stood in a wonton stand, holding the spoon with one hand and controlling the fire with the other.
The cook's dress made people look weird, and at the same time, this small stall full of fireworks was also very eye-catching in the surrounding Xianjia Taoist temples.
【Waiting for three years, winter goes to spring, and every spring, immortals like to eat a bowl of wontons. I learned how to make wonton wrappers by grinding Lingmai into flour, using Jindan Niu Yao as the meat filling, East China Sea Spirit Shrimp, some spirit vegetables, beef loin bone broth, the rest oyster sauce, and salt]
Waiting for three years for the fairy to eat a bowl of wontons, as for it?
The image of Chang'e in the practice world of Taiyin Xingjun is collapsing, and everyone really can't use words to describe the picture in front of them. In their cognition, shouldn't Taiyin Xianjun be a cold and cold fairy?
Whether it is a video circulating on the Internet or this kind of ink painting, Taiyin Xingjun is so beautiful that people dare not approach him. That kind of pure beauty seems to have a purifying effect, so they can only look at it with an appreciation.
But the picture in front of me is not very respectful, isn't this licking a dog?
"Isn't this just dog licking?" Lu Haochu said what they were thinking, and he didn't know if it was intentional.
The scene was silent, and the expressions of Taiyin Xingjun's fans were as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Lu Haochu continued to play his own bad taste and said: "No, this is called far-sightedness. He is a living immortal, how can it be called licking a dog to pursue an immortal?"
Pursuit of immortals are out.
Impossible, it is absolutely impossible for their angel to be a licking dog.
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Far away in Qin, the flying general's office.
The pen was directly held in two with a click, and Wei Xi stared at the screen with a cold face, and said: "Immediately have someone investigate this Lunar Star Lord."
Tang Ke standing by the side naturally knew what his general was thinking, for the sake of the friendship between the two places, and also to prevent the general from doing irrational things.
She bit the bullet and comforted: "General, Taiyin Xingjun may just be asking for a living immortal, she should be more like a maid."
"Hehe maid? You can also fool that sword idiot Dong Yunshu." Wei Xi sneered disdainfully, "She is definitely plotting evil, and she can do many things in a thousand years."
“Maybe it didn’t work out, but you still need to be vigilant.”
(end of this chapter)