MTL - Strange Life of a Cat-Chapter 4 Black carbon, come on!
Three months ago, when Zheng Tan first saw Big Fat, it was still small and thin, but now it is developing in the direction described by its name, so Zheng Tan admires the name given to Big Fat. Old lady. That ’s amazing.
It seems that there is a movement on the balcony side. The fat man squatting on the instant noodles looks sideways and looks out the window. As a result, the range of action is slightly larger, and the instant noodles under the buttocks make a "click".
Hearing this voice, the big fat sideways motion immediately froze, then nodded his ears, slowly twisted back, no longer looking to the side of the balcony, the back was called desolate.
叹 Zheng sighed at the corner of his mouth, as if he felt a little bit guilty. Well, it seems that Big Fat is going to reduce the supper tonight.
老 The old lady who feeds big fat has a son who works in the provincial military region. Every month or two, the old lady will be taken over for a period of time, followed by big fat. And sometimes the old lady would come to live with her son for a few days, and at this time, it was time for the fat to suffer.
Zheng Tan remembered that when he was a freshman in military training, he would be punished by the instructor for military posture when he made a mistake. Nowadays, it is impossible for a "cartilage" cat to stand in military posture. Therefore, fat is often punished by squatting instant noodles. , After squatting to see the fragmentation of instant noodles, follow this to deduct rations.
焦 Dad Jiao had parked the car over there, Zheng Tan turned and jumped off the balcony railing, followed Dad Jiao into the floor and went home.
When she entered the house, Jiao Ma was already back, but she looked at Zheng Tan with a strange look. Zheng Tan was covered with hair, and hurried into Gu Youzi's room. After entering the room, Zheng Tan hid behind the door and listened with her ears. .
"What's wrong?" Dad Jiao asked.
"Well, A Huang is dead!" Jiao Ma sighed.
Zheng sighed, A Huang's second cargo was still alive a few days ago and couldn't vent his energy, how could it ...
Then listened to the conversation of Dao Jiao and Mao Jiao, Zheng Tan understood it. It turned out to be "castration" instead of "dead". So, Eunuch A Huangcheng? !!
"Listen to Sister Ling, this will allow A Huang to quit some bad problems. It happened that A Huang has also been eight months and can have surgery ... Today Sister Ling also asked me if I would also send our black charcoal to Xiao Guo. Do it there, I refused. "Jiao Ma said.
Behind the door of the room, Zheng Tan felt cold sweat, but heard the back sentence, a lot of hanging heart let go.
"Our cats don't need to." Dad Jiao clapped. "Each cat is different. Her cats are suitable, but ours are not necessarily. When sister Ling advises you, you can just reject it."
嗯 "Well, I think so too." The supportive Jiao Ma smiled again.
Zheng Tan, who was squatting behind the door, also breathed a long sigh of relief. If he was sent for surgery, he would rather run away than run a knife on his life.
Zheng Tan mourned in silence for A Huang's second goods. I heard that A Huang likes to urinate everywhere. Even if she puts it in a cat litter box at home, it can spray all the urine without leaking, so A Huang ’s cat litter box at home has two layers. Yes, the outer layer plays a key role. As far as the house is concerned, A Huang is even more happy. The guy ’s urine smell can be smelled in many places here in the family courtyard of the family. For this Zheng Zheng, I do n’t know how many times he smoked it. Teaching does not change.
Since A Huang's life is worry-free, Zheng Tan no longer has to worry about it. Cats have the fate of cats. After knowing that they have become like this, Zheng Tan has been telling himself to try to adapt.
The next day, the otaku on the other side came knocking on Jiao's door with dark eyes.
This day is Saturday. Jiao Yuan and they are all at home and are eating breakfast.
"Oh, Xiao Qu, so early!" Jiao Ma was surprised.
So early? It's all over nine, right?
Gu Youzi glanced at the bright sunshine outside and looked at Jiao Yuan, and the two continued to struggle with the egg noodles in the bowl silently.
But for Xiao Qu who slept late and got up late, it was really early. Jiao Mom knew this, so she was surprised that Comrade Xiao Qu had rarely got up before noon!
Xiao Xiaoqu pulled out a smiley face, looked around the living room, and asked, "Where is Brother Jiao?"
"He is going to take an experimental class today. He went out early in the morning. Do you have anything to look for in him? I'll call him in a hurry." Jiao Ma said.
"This ... haha, it's not an urgent matter." Xiao Qu's gaze was placed on a low stool near the dinner table. When he saw the black cat eating noodles, he focused on his mother and said, "Sister Gu, can ... ... borrow your cat? "
Children Jiao Yuan and Gu Youzi, who were struggling for breakfast, stopped the chopsticks on their hands at the same time, and looked at Comrade Xiao Qu who was awkwardly standing at the door. The words "I don't have half a mouse in my house", the two children remember clearly!
Seeing the eyes of the two children, Comrade Xiao Qu was even more embarrassed, and he coughed, focusing on his mother, "I mentioned this to Brother Jiao yesterday."
She didn't find anything bad about Jiao Ma. Someone borrowed it from her cat, which is a good thing. It shows that her cat is capable, which gives Jiao a kind of inexplicable pride.
Then Jiaoma waved her hand, "It's not a big deal, you just have to borrow any time to hold it."
叹 Zheng Tan, Jiao Yuan, Gu Youzi: "..." Mom Jiao was always so dictatorial when Dao Jiao was away.
"Thank you Sister Gu! I will come over and bring black charcoal after dinner. Hey, Sister Gu, you don't know. The mouse in my house is almost neat." The comrade instantly wiped out the decadence and went back to his house with satisfaction.
The mother Jiao Jiao smiled like a petunias on his face, "It's good to have a cat!"
Jiao Yuan bowed his head with a chopstick and poked at the small porcelain bowl in front of him, whispering the sound of Xiao Qu's words at the beginning: "I don't have half a mouse in my house-"
Jiao Jiao tapped Jiao Yuan's head, "eat your noodles!"
Gu Youzi pursed her lips and looked very unhappy ~ www.novelbuddy.com ~ At night, around eight o'clock, Xiao Qu came over to borrow a cat. Needless to say, Jiao Zheng, Zheng Tan walked across the road, and sooner or later he had to solve it, otherwise the white rats weren't trained for nothing?
Jiao Yuan Jia also cheered at the door: "Hey charcoal, come on! Let them look great!"
Ji Jiao Ma turned her face back and said, "Go back to your homework! If you make a mistake, you can halve it!"
Here, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Qu into the room.
After I entered the door, at first glance, Zheng Tan had a sense of familiarity-real tama mess! Just like myself.
The second glance saw the familiar creature.
As soon as Zheng Tan entered the door, he saw three cockroaches. One just crawled into the bathroom, and one crawled out from under the cabinet. I felt someone appeared and crawled back. The third one was also the closest to Zheng Tan. I saw Zheng. After sighing, he paused, shook its filamentous tentacles, and then quickly climbed into a pile of magazines.
As one of the oldest insects on the earth that lived before dinosaurs and lived with dinosaurs and trilobites in the same era, it has a metamorphic vitality that can survive for nine days without a head. The name "Xiaoqiang" is named for cockroaches. True to its name. I heard that its vitality has been evolving, and I don't know what it will become in the future.
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[Small science]: Cockroaches are a combination of sexual and asexual reproduction. Some female cockroaches will become androgynous after mating once, and they will continue to spawn in the future. Therefore, when students who do not like cockroaches have cockroaches at home, destroy one when they see one. Otherwise, a new nest may emerge in one or two weeks.
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