MTL - SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel-Chapter 18 : SCP-655

You can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense. You can talk nonsense, but you must never insert flags indiscriminately, because you never know whether what you just said casually will become true in the next second! When you pay the price for your actions, think about what you did!

Well, I don't know those SCPs very well. It has been more than ten days since I first escaped and was captured and returned. Why, why these ten days have been fine, but my team has just established problem occurs? Forget it, the heavens will take great responsibility for the people! I also have a chance to exercise my muscles and bones.

The announcement was made by Dr. Li Lailai Cao. He had been waiting for us in Area C long ago. When we arrived, he was sitting on a chair thinking. When he heard our footsteps, he raised his head.

"Hello." Dr. Li Lailai Cao stood up and walked to me. "You have something to do today."

"Short BB, it's ojbk to tell us what to do."

I'm not interested in listening to Dr. Li Lai Lai Cao blah blah blah, the only thing I want to make sure is that when we get back from our mission, lunch will be hot and there will be enough time for me to take a nap.

"Okay, okay..." Dr. Cao Li Lailai sighed, he also knew that I don't like to listen to that kind of stinky and long introduction, so he said simply: "Your goal is SCP-655, He just escaped the asylum by knocking out three guards and turning into a doctor in an experiment, and I need you to get him back."

"Change? So his ability is to change face and disguise?"

Alas, as expected of me, I'm so smart, I can think of this!

"That's right." Dr. Cao Li Lailai nodded, "He can change into the appearance of people he has come into contact with and has received military training, and his reaction speed and strength are stronger than ordinary people. After he easily knocked down three guards Assaulted Dr. Hank and stripped him of his clothes to become him.

"!?"

I felt a little disgusted, and even took off his clothes. How shameless is this person? Why is it so disgusting? Abnormal! (You still have the face to criticize others?)

"By the way, who is Dr. Hank?" I scratched my head, Hank? It sounds familiar.

"Did you forget? You went to the cafeteria and sat across from you."

"I don't remember... Oh no..." I patted my head to clear my mind, "Is it the one who was trapped in the toilet when the toilet exploded and flooded the Jinshan yesterday? ?”

The corner of Cao Li Lailai's doctor twitched and then replied, "...God TM floods Jinshan...well, that's the one."

"It's so miserable."

Glancing at Dr. Li Lailai Cao, I decided not to quibble for now, and it would be troublesome if the guy ran away for a while, so I discussed with him a little bit more information about the target and the three months he owed me. After chilling the vodka in the box, I went with my team to get the equipment.

I'm different from other people, I can stop time, so I don't need body armor or anything like that, but the people from the Foundation still forced me into a white coat, and I felt like I was in Cao Li Dr. Lai Lai, but the difference is that my white coat is made of leather, and the foundation has added all kinds of things that can f*ck me down at any time. This group of people is really crazy, a motor that can't be taken off I don't have enough watches, so I need to get me another white coat that can kill me on the spot! Do I look that untrustworthy? Do I look that much like Erwuzi? Do I look like the kind of genius who would stab the Foundation in the **** and run away when they weren't looking! ? …

Cough, forget it, I don’t have a choice now, if I had to take off my white coat, I would tear the clothes off along with my skin... But fortunately, this thing doesn’t have to be like that watch Same, I have to wear it to sleep, at least this white coat can be taken off by someone from the foundation, I am afraid that one day I take a shower tmd this mentally retarded watch will suddenly break down and make me mentally retarded.

Well, let's not talk about these, now let's talk about our team's equipment.

My team members choose their equipment, I don't understand what they think anyway, snipers, shotguns, assault rifles are all there, but if I ask you... yuck, pussy! Even if the caliber is just, pulling the big bolt is the romance of a man! See this gun in my hand? One shot off your head!

"Captain! Why are you using such a large caliber? You might as well use a howitzer like this! Also, our goal is to contain SCPs, not just kill them!"

"Yegor, you are the one who talks too much."

I rolled my eyes at the Tucao maniac who followed me and continued to walk forward. Besides this big baby on my back, I also have a saber for melee combat. It’s just that this thing is too short, but it’s short. Short and thin is the kingly way. After stabbing the little baby in, listen carefully to the moaning of the other party, and then pull out the baby—red! Cool! Then watch the enemy fall to the ground under your repeated thrusts, this is the most important thing!

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I turned my head and found that the team members were all staring at me with eyes that I couldn't understand.

Yegor: "...Captain, you will lose our only sense of respect for you if you speak like this..."

Cilia: "Pervert, please respect yourself."

Hey, **** me, did I speak my mind? There is also this little girl Xi Liya, who usually ignores me no matter what she says, but now she is excited to scold me! How did you talk to the chief? If I hadn't washed my hands in a golden basin, I would have left you indescribable in the toilet last night!

But now that I think about it, last night was really embarrassing (exciting) embarrassing (exciting), the corridor was so dark yesterday, my steps were so brisk, my hand that opened the door...

Cough... So back to the mission, we quickly reached the encirclement set by the SCP, and now the target is trapped here, but they didn't attack rashly, otherwise if the target changed its appearance again and escaped, it would be impossible Wonderful.

My team and I began to push forward. As expected of the most elite agents of the Foundation, they are very skillful. Even if we don't know each other very well, we can cooperate very well. It can be seen from the steps.

"There are footprints."

At this time, Xi Liya seemed to have discovered something. She squatted on the ground, looking straight at a group of shallow footprints. We looked forward along the footprints, and the footprints reached a place not far in front of us. Under a big tree, it was interrupted immediately, so it is obvious what happened.

The next moment, my heartfelt doglegs... Ahhh, the team members pointed their weapons at a suspicious man above the tree and changed their positions. Twenty-five people surrounded the tree .

"SCP-655, you are surrounded by twenty-five of us, hurry up..."

Yegor: "Captain, we are twenty-six including you!"

"You fucking..." I was at a loss for words in an instant, Yegor is quite capable, but why does his mouth sound like poison! ?

Forget it, ignore this guy, and teach him a lesson later, so that he can understand what the boss said is ♂ is right ♂!

At this time, Yegor felt an inexplicable chill in his heart...

"Don't shoot, I'm coming down!"

After seeing our actions, the other party immediately recognized our cowardice.

"Put your hands up and come down for me." I ordered.

Yegor: "How can he come down with his hands up! Captain, you are murdering!"

No road race No road race! I don't listen, I don't listen! I just let him raise his hand and come down from the tree today!

SCP-655 raised his hands, then he looked around, and then his eyes flashed, and he jumped directly from the tree with his hands raised! And he landed on two feet!

But then he fell down.

"Oh shit, my ankle sprained, shit, it hurts so much!..."

"Egor, learn a little bit. Look, for example, this 655, I will not waste any effort to make him lose the ability to escape. In addition to complaining, you should try to figure out the other party's thoughts more deeply."

Yegor: "Report to the captain, I feel that you are fooling people after thinking about it."

"..."

It's hopeless, this kid is too skinny. I sighed and gestured to the others to grab SCP-655 back.

"etc!"

At this moment, SCP-655 let out a loud cry, causing everyone to take a few steps back and aim at him. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"I have a request!" he yelled.

ask? Do you still think I let him go? Hmph, how is it possible? If I let you go, who am I going to do business with?

But then, 655's answer exceeded my expectations, "Since I have been caught, I will be sent back soon, I beg you, beat me up before sending me back!"

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What did he just say? Want us to beat him up? What a strange request! ? Is there some conspiracy? !

"What are you doing?" I looked at him warily, but he looked innocent.

"I don't want to do anything! I just want you to beat me up!"

"How can a normal person make such a cheap request!" I couldn't help shouting.

"But I'm an SCP! This is my personal hobby!"

Fuck, this guy with feelings is an M-shattering pervert! The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds! This guy probably ran out on purpose to find someone to beat him up! ?

"Will you hit me or not? If you don't hit me, I'll hit you!"

As if he believed that we would not harm his life, 655 crawled towards me with two arms, then hugged my thigh, and opened his mouth to bite.

"Damn it, get out of here, pervert!"

First, in desperation, I was forced to kick 655 far away. I swear the expression on his face when he flew out was absolutely happy!

But my kick seemed to be too strong. He hit a big tree on one side, jerked his body and passed out.

Damn, this is the first time I've seen such a lowly person in my two lifetimes!

"Everyone call it a day, tie him up and take him away! Let's go home and eat!"