MTL - Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?-Chapter 97 "race"
Chapter 97 "Horse Racing"
Here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon team played in full swing, and the live broadcast room was full of gifts, which was very lively.
On the other side, Mr. Ma's live broadcast room, who is also the main anchor of Shark Today, is even more popular!
Because compared to Eggplant, whose record fluctuates up and down, Mr. Ma focuses on stability!
Stable flight every ten minutes!
"Yo—little boss, Lippi? Lippi is very..."
The sound of bullets shooting on the jeep can be heard endlessly, jingling.
As the body continued to be shot, the front hood of the car gradually caught fire.
Teacher Ma on the small hill knew that if he was beaten down again, the car would explode, so he didn't have time to brake, pushed the door backhanded, and jumped out of the car sideways, with smooth and smooth movements.
Immediately afterwards, he drew out the rifle from behind, posed in a standard gun shooting posture, and launched a counterattack in the direction of the room where the bullets came from!
Da da da! da da da da da—
Flame spurted out from the muzzle of the gun, and the scorching bullet casings were scattered all over the ground.
The unbraked jeep slid down the hill, but Mr. Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover, fighting while walking.
Like the cooperation between Butan and tanks, it moves and shoots.
Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma smiled proudly.
"This is called on-the-spot response, hey, you know, you must always pay attention to all available bunkers on the battlefield,"
While talking, the slippery and faster car also entered the asphalt road.
The sudden change in the height difference made Teacher Ma have to run two steps to catch up with the jeep, while still not forgetting to explain:
"For example, like now, we can slide in the jeep on the way—"
But the voice has not yet fallen!
There was a bang, the jeep seemed to be hit by a stone, and the body shook suddenly.
A change of direction, the car actually drew an arc, turned back again, and the car's buttocks instantly hit Teacher Ma!
"Why!"
Just listen to Teacher Ma's exclamation!
Immediately afterwards, a muffled sound came!
Boom!
The next second, Teacher Ma, who was still enthusiastically explaining just now, instantly turned into a trapeze person, and was created and flew out like a rag doll.
【You ran over yourself with a vehicle】
The barrage instantly burst into laughter!
‘Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha—’
'Holy shit, there are too many shows, Mr. Ma! '
'Get up, I saw the car kicking people's ass'
‘Live Genius’
‘Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while gliding, turned around and killed me, forming a triangle kill (dog head)’
‘It’s still the Markov maneuver’
'Grass, you are silly! This way of dying is really a **** loser hahahahahaha’
‘Off the scale…’
'Entered into the canon, must be included in the canon, handed down classics'
'I was about to fall asleep, but I woke up with a smile hahahaha...'
‘…’
The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself didn't hold back:
"Hey hey ha - more fishing, this way of death - very annoying -"
Gifts flew across the live broadcast room.
However, Teacher Ma is in a good mood.
After all, from the start of the broadcast to the present, he has jumped out of the umbrella more than ten times in more than an hour.
The death method is not consistent every time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Mr. Ma is not deliberately creating a program effect—he is a real dish.
After some tidying up!
Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.
At the same time, the fish ball market is also opened—guess whether the host’s single round can last more than 10 minutes this time.
Om—hula—
soon!
When the plane sailed to the top of P City, Mr. Ma saw the timing again and jumped.
Falling down rapidly, adjust the direction, and open the parachute close to the ground.
Although Mr. Ma's marksmanship and operation are very good, he has to admit that his skydiving skills have been fully exercised in the number of restarts far exceeding ordinary people.
The audience couldn’t help being amazed—
'Ms. Ma, this umbrella has something'
'Gift Crab, other players are still in the sky, Teacher Ma is already in place'
‘It’s really that extreme athlete’
'It's hard to imagine how amazing Mr. Ma's skydiving skills can be if this is the case all night'
‘Hahahahahaha you guys are too bamboo shoots’
'The key is to use the P city and this house. I feel that Mr. Ma is about to form muscle memory'
'It landed with precision again, Mr. Ma is amazing, much more reliable than eggplant and their group of sand sculptures'
‘I miss the first day of Eggplant Crying Horse’
‘Hahahahahahaha…’
However!
Just when the audience was amazed by Mr. Ma's superb skydiving skills, which allowed him to be the first to arrive at P City and occupy favorable terrain to search for supplies!
Plop!
Sudden!
Just listening to the other end of the rooftop, there was also the sound of the umbrella retracting and falling to the ground at the same time!
"Yo-?"
Not to mention the audience, even the old horse was shocked!
I thought that my parachute landing was already invincible, but I didn’t expect that there would be someone on par with me. Whose general is this? !
Look up!
Not far away, a female player with a double ponytail hairstyle landed at the same time.
With a forward roll, he picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!
Don't wait for Teacher Ma to respond!
Shoot him twice!
Bang bang!
The shotguns commonly known as sprayers by players are extremely lethal at close range, especially the S686 gun.
At this distance, even with armor on, a hit to the chest can instantly kill a player.
However!
Just when Lao Ma thought he was going to fall into a box again!
The sound of reloading sounds.
Opening his eyes, he saw that the man with two ponytails was clumsily loading bullets into the barrel.
Look at the blood volume in your UI again - not a single drop is missing.
Lao Ma was overjoyed!
There are such good players!
Immediately took a lunge, picked up another S12k shotgun beside him, and with a click, the bullet was loaded:
"Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho—little boss, are you done? Is it my turn?"
Tom tom tom tom tom!
The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.
And when the smoke dissipated, the pair of ponytails were still standing tall, full of blood!
Instantly!
Both of them were taken aback!
Immediately afterwards, they all jumped up on the same spot, twisted their bodies to reload, and fired!
All of a sudden, gunshots rang out on the rooftop, and the two figures chased after each other, spinning around the only bunker with a low wall on the rooftop!
Bang bang!
Tom tom tom tom tom!
Kacha Kacha—
Bang bang!
Tom tom tom tom tom!
Kacha Kacha—
The barrage looks silly! !
'ah? ? ? '
‘I like a sentence from a PUBG player—huh? '
‘No distinction between equals! Evenly matched opponents! '
‘It’s my turn (meaning it’s my turn to show the carbine)’
'Sure enough, players who land so quickly have more or less two brushes on their bodies'
‘Yes, but only two brushes, no guns’
'Horse Racing'
‘When Bole comes, you have to say hello’
‘Xiao Fugui has to say something good when he comes’
‘I can’t take it—’
‘It’s too much to grow rice in my mouth! '
'Tanima is ready for dinner hahahahaha'
'broken! My electric rice cooker started to cook by itself! '
‘This competition is not clear soup and water, the two chefs are cooking wonderfully! '
‘It’s New Year’s Day in the first month, the first day of the New Year’s Day (dancing)’
'What Errenzhuan? '
‘Help me, I’m going to laugh and lose oxygen’
‘Hahahahahahaha…’
The outrageous scene made the barrage a sensation!
Too fast!
The two of them mediated for half a minute!
It was so dark that the sky and the sky were so dark that the players passing by downstairs all looked sideways, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in this building!
finally!
Following the last bullet in Mr. Ma's last magazine, it shot out!
Boom!
The twin ponytails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.
"Hoo—"
Ms. Ma took a look at the S12K, which was smoking straight from the gun barrel, and let out a long sigh of relief:
"Fortunately, I have a better skill!"
Just about to step forward to lick the bag!
In the public mic, a child's female voice came out, with admiration: "Wow—you are so strong, can you teach me? I am the anchor! I can take you on TV!"
The girl's voice has a little Shonan accent, which sounds cute and funny.
Hearing what the girl said, Mr. Ma was taken aback for a moment, looked at the tens of millions of popularity in his live broadcast room, and couldn't help laughing:
"Really? Then what's your name? I'm going to see your live broadcast room?"
"You go to the shark to search for 'a small dumpling'!"
The girl said generously:
"Although I'm just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!"
"If you become my master now, I'm afraid you will have a bright future—"
Tuanzi's words made Teacher Ma couldn't help laughing, and he opened his mouth to report himself.
Ms. Ma is an honest person.
But the barrage audience was full of voices!
'bring! bring! bring! '
‘Teacher Ma, don’t tell me who you are! Isn't this too programmatic? '
'Mist grass! It's my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! '
‘A group of rockets, don’t say who you are, please’
'Gift crab! Boss atmosphere! '
\'Hush money! \'
‘Brother Yanzi is awesome hahahaha...’
The instant explosion of the barrage also reminded the old horse, so he nodded: "Thank you - a set of rockets sent by Mr. Ma's leather swallow, thank you boss."
Then, open the public microphone again:
"I just watched your live broadcast room, and I think it's very promising. Well then, let's go out and form a wave team. My Grassland Viper won't let you down, okay?"
"yeah!"
At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:
"I also have a master!"
In fact, she has been an anchor for nearly a year, and she has been in the alliance area. The live broadcast room is not warm, and the live audience usually does not exceed a hundred people.
This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official, moved to the PUBG area, and participated in this new anchor recruitment activity with a new look.
However, she, who is not very talented in the game, just entered the game and realized the malice of this second-generation FPS battle royale.
Skydiving again and again, boxing again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.
However, Tuanzi was not discouraged. Instead, after being killed again and again, he regained his strength and set foot on the flight.
At the same time, I am also looking for a master in the game who can teach me my skills.
It's just that everyone seems to be very busy and has no time to talk to her, a deserted little anchor in the live broadcast room, and some people even swear at her.
And this time!
She finally met a kind player.
Although this man's marksmanship doesn't seem to be ideal, in the view of Tuanzi, being able to kill himself proves that this man is already stronger than himself!
"Hee hee, add my master! Someone bring it~"
Dumplings are very happy.
So much so that I didn't see the popularity of my live broadcast room. In the blink of an eye, it jumped from less than 500 to 100,000 plus, and it is still rising at an alarming rate.
…
soon!
The two formed a team!
The audience is going crazy with anticipation!
Two top chefs with spray guns in the rooftop showdown, within a distance of ten meters, used nearly fifty guns to decide the winner!
The effect of the live broadcast together is simply unimaginable!
'The combination of the century! '
'Wait for a wave of effects to explode! '
‘As far as this combination is concerned, I would like to call it the strongest live broadcast platform! '
'Damn it! The popularity of Mr. Ma's live broadcast has reached 50 million! Awesome! '
‘You idiots, don’t go there, the popularity of the Tuanzi live broadcast room is almost 500,000, and it’s time to expose the fart in a while’
‘Get started! My meal is here! Today, I only need rice, and it's all up to you two to eat! '
‘The strongest live electronic mustard! '
‘I’ve already started recording the screen, the main one is endless aftertaste...’
'You guys are outrageous hahahahaha...'
It is highly anticipated!
The two formed a team and set foot on the flight.
buzz—
The familiar roar of the plane engine sounded again, and Tuanzi looked at Master Grassland Viper beside him, feeling relieved:
"Master! Where shall we dance?"
This time, the plane's route was slightly off, closer to the southwest, and no longer the familiar P city route.
Seeing the old horse thinking for a while, he marked a group of small housing areas on the south side of P City:
"In this way, let's jump here first, and after searching for the equipment, we will enter P City and plan a great cause!"
"good-!!"
Danzi nodded:
"I listen to the master!"
Say it!
The two looked at each other, without any hesitation, they jumped off the plane.
The elegant posture and skillful movements are breathtaking. I have to admit that the two of them are almost invincible to the anchor in terms of skydiving.
rustle—
The two headed towards the small room area.
However, what they didn't expect was that not far from them, there was also a pair of players flying towards the small room area.
Then, the voice of another group of players came from the public microphone: "We have occupied this room area, I advise you to leave quickly, or I will send you to the next flight."
Occupying the small housing area and blocking the main urban area is a relatively conventional way of playing.
Obviously, the pair of players next to Mr. Ma and his disciples thought so.
It's just that they seem to be too confident, and they don't realize at all what kind of existence the two people who are on the same skydiving route with them are!
"cut!"
Hearing Xiaotuanzi's disdainful sneer, the child's voice sounded in the air:
"I'd better return this to you, I advise you to run quickly, my master and I are amazing!"
"Hahaha childish—"
Hearing this, the narrator team couldn't help laughing out loud:
"Child, let me tell you! Our two brothers, known as Ailengye King, are invincible junglers. As long as they have a gun, they can penetrate all small rooms! May I ask what your unique skills are?!"
As soon as the voice fell, the old horse made a gesture of clasping his fists in the air:
"Oh? It turned out to be the King of Allen Geye? Disrespect, disrespect! I have heard the name of the little boss for a long time, and I know that you can kill all the wild areas with one gun, but the premise is—"
"Can you guys get a gun?"
Say it!
Seeing the old horse chuckle, he accelerated again in the air, and plunged down on the ground!
And the dumpling next to him is also following the master, like a fish swimming in the shallow bottom!
What the hell? !
Brother Ailengyewang was dumbfounded.
Are these two crazy?
They were about to reach the ground. Instead of opening their umbrellas, why did they accelerate towards the ground?
Grab a gun?
Then you have to have your life, right? !
For a while, King Ailengye was a little flustered, and couldn't help shouting: "Joke! Do you think you can grab a gun like this? You can't even open an umbrella at this speed!"
Speaking of this, the two wild kings were timid and did not dare to gamble their lives with the old horse master and apprentice. They opened their umbrellas one after another, slowed down and fell to the ground.
It seemed to them that the two of them were already dead ends.
can be next second!
It seemed that Lao Ma's master and apprentice were about to fall to the ground and die.
But in that flash of light!
Hoo-! call-!
The two parachutes suddenly opened!
The umbrella surface only stays in the air for a second, which is convenient for storage on the top floor of the small room area!
The precise timing of opening the parachute allowed Lao Ma and Tuanzi to control the absolute initiative!
rustle—
Automatically retracts with the umbrella cover!
On the platform that day, a man and a woman stood impressively, one holding a submachine gun, while the other held a shotgun!
Muzzle!
Directly pointing to the wild king duo who are still floating in the air!
"Hey? Hey, hey hey hey hey—!!"
at this time!
The Ye Wang duo, who were still floating in the air, finally realized what kind of top extreme athletes they were fighting for the room!
They are indeed outstanding marksmanship, but as the old horse said—
Good marksmanship, you must have a gun first.
Next second!
Seeing the old horse sneer: "Yo Hou Hou—little boss, it's hard—suffering—"
Immediately afterwards, gunshots erupted in the small room area!
da da da da da—
Bang bang! bang bang!
Accompanied by intensive gunfire, the desperate and incompetent fury of the Yewang duo resounded through the sky:
"Shameless! Despicable! You kind of let me get the gun!"
"You fight paratroopers and you will be court-martialed!"
"You don't talk about martial arts, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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