MTL - Save Uchiha, Start From Flipping the Table-Chapter 32
I'm afraid I can't keep the face of Immortal Toad.
Zilai is also speechless looking at the sky.
"What's up?"
Hiko walked out of the lounge, looked Jiraiya up and down, the smell of alcohol was gone, his beard was shaved, and his messy hair was rarely cleaned up, and he looked much more pleasing to the eye.
It's just that Yan doesn't understand, you've already done this since then, why can't you change your tattered clothes?
A set of clothes is not worth a few dollars.
"Ahaha, yesterday I was talking about you, why did you change today?"
Ji Lai also said haha, trying not to make eye contact with Quan.
Quan's disgusted and disgusted eyes made him feel uncomfortable.
"If you want me to speak in such a tone, I don't mind satisfying you!"
Yan raised his eyebrows and emphasized his tone.
"...."
Zilai is also in a hurry:
"Don't, it's fine like this. I think we get along very well. We should be friends. Don't call me an adult, and don't use you. It sounds awkward to me."
As he spoke, he winked at Yan.
"How about a place to talk?"
"Can."
Yan took Zilai and left the police department. As for being friends, forget it.
As far as the relationship between Uchiha and the village is concerned, being friends with high-level officials will make people laugh to death.
As soon as he left the police department, Zilai couldn't bear it anymore.
"I came to you because I want you to help me. I want to stay in the village for a while to make up for what I owe Naruto, but I don't know what children like, and there is no one in the village who is compatible with me. , so I had no choice but to find you."
From Jiraiya's point of view, Yan Yan, who mocks him in all kinds of ways, is eccentric, and speaks with a gun, is far more pleasing to the eye than those who are respectful to him.
So he came and asked for help.
Ordinary children know what they need. Even if they don't understand, just ask and find someone to learn from.
It's a pity that Naruto is not an ordinary child.
Zilai also thought about it, and could only choose to recruit soldiers. When he couldn't find a suitable candidate, he found the police department.
Convinced, actually looking for this kind of shit.
Yan squinted at the past with eyes full of disgust:
"The best way to get along with Naruto is to change your clothes and go directly to the school teacher.
In front of the teacher, talk to Naruto and tell him that you are his father's teacher, a very close relative, who was performing tasks outside before, and now you are back, and you want to live with him. "
"Then take Naruto who is crying so hard to buy some new clothes, take him to eat some delicious food, stay by his side, and tell him some stories."
"Then what."
Zi Lai also anxiously scratched his ears and cheeks.
Yan slapped the hand he grabbed in disgust.
"What then, it's all about this, you still don't understand?
Compared with material vacancies, what Naruto needs more is the company of his family.
His heart is empty, as long as you accompany him instead of his parents and give him the warmth of home and relatives, he will feel happy. "
Naruto is a simple-minded child who doesn't need much, but unfortunately no one can give him.
It is also a good thing to be able to come back early.
In the original book, when Jiraiya came back, Naruto had grown up, which directly caused Jiraiya to ignore many things.
"It's that simple?"
"if not."
"The rest, you can figure it out yourself. Don't come to me if you have nothing to do. It will save me from being watched again. It's annoying to death."
"...."
Half an hour later, in a clothing store in the business district, Zilai also changed into a new suit, and turned around to ask:
"Hey, how about this dress?"
"Very good, perfect...."
This eye for picking clothes is simply outrageous.
Yan even wanted to cover his face and run away, pretending not to know him.
Wearing this suit, you might as well just wear old clothes to meet Naruto.
Hiko, who couldn't see it anymore, could only help Jiraiya choose a suit of clothes. By the way, he even packed some Naruto's, went to the barbecue restaurant, booked a private room, and then went straight to the ninja school.
In the office, the teacher is looking at the homework submitted by the students.
As a result, the door of the office was pushed open forcefully, and the teacher was startled.
"Hello teacher, I am the parent of Uzumaki Naruto, I want to meet him, please let him come to the office."
What the hell?
Looking at Jiraiya who opened the door roughly and made rude demands, the teacher looked bewildered.
Naruto Uzumaki's parents?
You seem to be teasing me!
Iruka, who knows Naruto's life experience best, already has the urge to call Anbu and the Police Department.
Where did this crazy person come from, and he actually said that he was Naruto's parent, why didn't you say that you were Naruto's grandfather?
"Please get out and don't go to the ninja school to make such jokes, or I will call someone."
With a straight face, Iruka gave Jiraiya a scolding.
"I......."
Jiraiya also wanted to explain, but the angry Iruka didn't give him a chance at all.
"What are you!"
Iruka still taught him:
"You don't feel ashamed, you actually came to the ninja school to make such a joke. Believe it or not, I will call the police department to arrest you, you give me..."
After cursing and cursing Iruka, he noticed Hiko who had a stomach ache laughing against the door frame.
He blinked and thought about it.
Isn't this guy from the police department?
"I'm really the parent of Naruto Uzumaki!!"
Jilai is about to collapse, so I have a deceptive face?
Why tell the truth is no one believes.
"Nonsense."
Iruka still didn't believe it.
"Hahaha......."
Yan has already laughed and twitched, this is simply too funny.
You are laughing fart!
Jiraiya with a dark face wanted to strangle Hiko to death.
Taking a deep breath, he could only continue to explain:
"My name is Jiraiya, and Naruto's father is my disciple, so I am really his relative.
If you don't believe me, you can ask him, he is the captain of the police department, he can testify for me, if you don't trust Uchiha, you can go to the Hokage office building to ask. "
"Jiraiya... Your Excellency?"
Iruka was dubious.
The three ninjas have been away from the village for too long, so many new ninjas are not familiar with them, and Iruka is one of them.
Although not familiar, at least I have seen photos and portraits.
They are all gifted students who have gone out of Ninja School. Even if they are compared to the bottom of the crane at the beginning, Ninja School will promote it.
No, Iruka glanced back blankly at the photo on the office wall.
Compared with the photos, although it is a little older, at least other characteristics are consistent.
I actually sprayed Zilaiye just now, sir?
Chapter 47
What should I do to get Mr. Jiraiya's forgiveness.
Wait online.
Very urgent.
Iruka panicked, searching for a solution in his mind.
But he froze anxiously for a long time, and finally couldn't say what he wanted to say. Iruka could only squeeze out these few words:
"Master Jiraiya, are you back?"
It's like I'm dead.
The speechless Jilai also rolled his eyes.
"Hahaha, I can't do it, please forgive me, my stomach hurts."
If it wasn't for the fear of staining his clothes, Yan would really want to roll on the ground, his stomach hurts from laughing, tears came out.
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.
Iruka hurried out of the office.
"Master Jiraiya, please wait a moment, I'll call Naruto right away."
Iruka ran away quickly.
Zilai also stared at Yan angrily:
"I asked you to help, not to see my joke!"
"You guys are funny, why don't you allow me to laugh?"
Rubbing his stomach, Yan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, feeling a little out of breath:
"To be honest, you are not competent at all as a parent. It has been several years since you came to see your child. No wonder the teacher doesn't know you. If it were me, I would definitely regard you as a criminal who kidnapped and trafficked children."
"...."
Everyone is already numb.
"Naruto, your parents are looking for you!"
At the door of the classroom, other teachers were in class, and Naruto was busy sleeping.
Hearing a cry, Naruto raised his head in doubt, and wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth: "Who is looking for me?"
"Parents?"
The teacher in class thought he heard it wrong:
"Iruka-sensei, did you just say Naruto's parents?"
"It's too late to explain, I'll tell you later, Naruto comes out quickly, hurry up."
Iruka waved again and again.