MTL - Reincarnated in the Alternate World, I’m A Demonic Lord as Well as a Villager-Chapter 17 Isn’t this just bath water (please read on!)
Chapter 17 Isn’t this just bath water (read more!)
"Obviously the devil king..."
"Obviously Fata said that the xp of the demon king is a woman of a different race. Isn't such a big elf standing in front of you a little bit tempting?"
"It is clearly stated in the statistics that after being affected by the power of the devil, the desire of the devil will increase uncontrollably, why is he so normal..."
"If this goes on like this, the plan to seduce the devil and then take the opportunity to have **** with him will not work at all..."
After eating meat the night before, the golden-haired elf couldn't bear the slight satiety brought by eating only fruit, and the room was so quiet all the time, as if the whole world was deserted. He complained to himself for a while, In the end, I returned to reality and heard the sound of my stomach growling.
"I'm so hungry... bastard, idiot, pervert..."
Lureya turned around, lay flat and looked at the ceiling.
What she didn't notice was that Xia Mi had quietly appeared in her room through the portal while she was complaining with her head buried, holding lamb chops in a paper bag in her hand.
At the same time, Xia Mi just heard her last complaint.
"I'm leaving."
"Hey, why are you here?"
Lu Leya was taken aback, and only then did she see Xia Mi standing by the bed from the corner of her eye, and quickly sat up.
"I obviously set up a spirit guard formation!"
"Your magic circle is nothing in front of my portal." Xia Mi threw the cloth bag on the round table, "The lamb chops are still hot."
Lureya's pointed ears turned red visible to the naked eye.
"Didn't you hear something just now?"
"No. Just heard someone call me a jerk, a fool, and a piece of shit."
I just heard it!
A sense of shame of wanting to find a hole to get into was brewing on Luleya's face. It's like drawing an ugly photo of the teacher on the blackboard one second, and being caught the next second, the whole face is hot.
"These are actually the daily greetings of the elves..."
"Don't just slander the image of the elves in the outside world!"
Lureya put her legs together in embarrassment, sat on the bed, and wanted to explain something.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and eat meat!"
Xia Mi doesn't care too much about this flat golden retriever.
It’s just a tablet, what waves can it make?
"Oh oh oh."
Luleia got off the bed and quickly opened the paper bag. The lamb chops, which were about three catties inside, exuded the fragrance of charcoal fire. The spice powder was on the golden-yellow meat, and the saliva from the corner of her mouth was about to fall to the ground.
Put a piece of mutton into his mouth, and his whole face exudes an expression that is so delicious that his body is about to break down.
Xia Mi raised his eyebrows.
Hey, hello, didn't you just refuse to eat meat to protect the image of the elves?
There are also negative images about elves that are casually fabricated in daily life.
What are you guarding? !
"If it's okay, I'll go back first."
Before the portal was closed, Xia Mi turned around and wanted to leave. After the level is upgraded to level 3, the use of ultra-close-range portals can be accurate to the level of meters, and it can last for about ten seconds, and the cooling time only needs ten minutes.
"Don't!"
Lu Leiya subconsciously called Xia Mi to stop, her two pupils flicked around, and her red pointed ears moved.
"Well, I can't finish it by myself, so you can eat some too... If you're full, you don't want to eat anything, just digest it for a while. It's shameful to waste food."
She said a few words in a hurry, and directly answered what Xia Mi wanted to say in advance.
"All right."
…
Lureya picked up the lamb chops, tore them into small pieces, and put them into her little mouth happily. Both of her little hands were covered with suet, and her slender fingers were covered with grease.
"You eat too, Natsumi, you're welcome~"
"It seems that I brought it."
"Whatever, I will invite you to drink the real water of life later. The water of life in the forest of elves. Not your aphrodisiac water."
Xia Mi only took two bites, and the rest of the lamb chops were eaten by Lureya.
Two flashes of spiritual light flashed on her hands, and her little hands instantly became clean and white, without any oil stains.
"It's amazing." Seeing Xia Mi's gaze resting on her hand, Lureya smiled triumphantly, "This is the unique self-purification ability of the elves. It can purify any stains on the body and keep the body clean."
"In this way, the elves can never take a bath?"
"Theoretically, you can also say this. After all, [Self-purification] is far more effective in cleaning the body than taking a bath. And there is no need for any steps, just consume some spiritual power. If the clothes are dirty, you can also use this ability to purify them. There is no need to clean it."
Xia Mi's eyes became disgusted.
"I take a shower every day."
Lureya's expression darkened.
"Why are you disgusted all of a sudden! Don't make it sound like I never take a bath! I just took a bath last night!"
"Although we have the ability of [Self-purification], we elves also like to take baths and soak in hot springs. The level of comfort cannot be brought by the [Self-purification] ability. Besides, if you put it outside for others to choose, a thousand A thousand people among me would choose a beautiful elf girl who doesn't bathe for a month, rather than a mere villager who takes a bath every day! Even if a beautiful elf girl doesn't bathe every day, her body still smells like orchids."
"This is completely groundless speculation." Xia Mi looked suspicious.
"If you don't believe it... Aha! You deliberately say that you don't believe it, but you actually want me to take the initiative to smell it for you, right? You're playing hard to get!"
"..."
The space in front of Luleia distorted, gradually forming a crack in a different space, which was the opening of the space where she stored things. After reaching in with her little hand, she took out two delicate bottles from it.
"Here. It's a thank you for the barbecue."
After passing one of the bottles to Xia Mi, she opened the other bottle and took a sip slowly.
"What's this?"
"I drink the underground spring water of the Elven Forest, which is the daily drinking water of our elves."
Xia Mi looked at the bottle in his hand. It was almost transparent liquid, which was similar to the water that ordinary villagers fetched from the well. But I always feel that the water in his hand is a little muddy compared with the flat golden retriever.
"Mine is also the underground spring of the Forest of Elves?"
"Of course not. The water of life in your hand is authentic. It's not the liquid with strange effects outside. Drinking it is good for the whole body. For example, it relaxes the nerves, relaxes the muscles, calms and hypnotizes, etc. .Anyway, there is no harm."
Lureya said, looking at Xia Mi with her eyes, "It's very precious."
Xia Mi slowly opened the bottle and smelled it, but he didn't smell anything.
"This is the hot spring water soaked in the body of our elves after our elves soaked in the hot spring deep in the elf forest. The water of life not only contains the aura of all things in the elf forest, but also the aura emitted by our elves. A special substance has formed a special effect."
Xia Mi, who just wanted to take a sip, quickly tightened the bottle cap.
"This is exactly the bath water of elves! The special substance is obviously the so-called body dirt! Why do you say it so lofty!"
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