MTL - Ranger Legend of Azeroth-Chapter 3 There is 1 kind of age called mental age
On the school field, a phalanx, 100 ranger recruits stood there. In front of them was the eloquent clown and idiot Lin Yu, oh, now it is called Yulin Blood Eagle. Why is he talking so much nonsense? Because he finally had a chance to be a leader and get addicted to leadership. He ignored the drowsiness of a group of rangers with crooked necks, loose shoulders, hips and waists below. Of course, it is not unreasonable for him to do so. He has a lofty reason, which he calls political and ideological education.
Sylvanas and Lor'themar arrived nearby early and stood there for a long time.
"How long will this idiot continue to chatter? Until it gets dark?" Sylvanas rubbed his temples and said.
"Don't know! Maybe! His two sentences are too long," said Lor'themar.
"Okay, I won't talk more nonsense," Lin Yu waved his hand, and the elves and rangers immediately became energetic, "I will emphasize two more points at the end..."
The ranger recruits immediately collapsed again.
"Here it comes again!" Xievanas sighed, "This is the eighth time two sentences have been spoken!"
"If you put him on the battlefield and give the trolls his political and ideological education class, we won't have to fight, and the trolls will definitely commit suicide." Lor'themar agreed deeply.
"Hey! Hey! What's the matter with you? Be more active, be more active!" Lin Yu shouted: "This time I'm really going to finish."
Is it really time to finish? Ranger recruits cheer up.
"Look at you, I have worked hard to speak, and you are all half dead. As soon as the talk is about to finish, each one is more energetic than the other." Lin Yu said angrily, but it caused the recruits to snicker.
"Let me tell you, you will suffer a loss if you don't listen to the old man's words." Lin Yu said.
"Captain, you don't seem to be very old!" a recruit shouted.
"You, yes! It's you, a little girl who smells like milk. Tell me, how old are you? How did you get into the army? What are those conscripts doing? Are you blind? How dare underage girls Stuffed into the army? This is resignation and should be pulled out and shot. The lives of the high elves are not enough to allow the stupid and stubborn nobles in Silvermoon City to squander at will!" Lin Yu finally had the opportunity to speak majestically Express a lofty and upright attitude.
Lor'themar looked at Sylvanas in astonishment.
Countless black lines hung down from Cirvanas' head.
Lor'themar rubbed the muscles around his mouth with his hands. He really didn't want to laugh, because the muscles on both sides of his mouth were sore from laughing today. He didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help laughing. He rubbed the muscles around his mouth with both hands, laughing as he rubbed. For the first time, he discovered that sometimes, being too happy is also a painful thing. He couldn't tell the difference between pain and happiness or happiness and pain.
"Captain, I am not considered a minor when I am 30 years old. I can enter the army through the conscription office." The recruit said.
"What!" Lin Yu could hardly believe his ears, he said loudly, "Say it again."
"I... I'm 30 years old. I'm not considered a minor. Yes... I can enter the army through the conscription office." The recruit was a little scared.
How could this be? Common sense about high elves suddenly flashed in Lin Yu's head. It seems that there are many, many, and I can't fully understand it for a while, but I have a very clear impression about the age division of the high elves. The general lifespan of high elves is about 300 years, and they can develop into adults at the age of 30, which is equivalent to the appearance of human beings at 18 years old. Generally, high elves need to reach the age of 250 before they start to show signs of aging. However, this long-lived talent also has the curse of low fertility, and 30 years old is really the minimum age for entering the army. Lin Yu was a little ashamed at this time, but he was thick-skinned, and his expression changes faster than turning the pages of a book!
"30 years old, um, yes, 30 years old is indeed the minimum age for entering the army, but you, you, you, and you all must not have reached the age of 30. Don't think I can't see it." Lin Yu nodded casually A few of the most immature-looking elves said.
The elves wanted to refute.
How could Lin Yu give them a chance? He knew that it must be wrong for him to be random, but who made these elves really look like fifteen or sixteen-year-old humans? So he immediately waved his hand and said: "You don't need to refute, you should know that you really shouldn't appear on the battlefield. But I don't blame you for being the **** in the military department and the old people in the parliament. What kind of **** law?"
The jaws of the rangers dropped in shock, including Sylvanas, Lor'themar and all the rangers present.
Needle drop could be heard in the school field for a while.
"Does he think his baron title is too big, or does he think the idiot's head on his shoulder is too strong?" Cirvanas looked at him in disbelief.
There are criticisms from the military department that the parliament is not without elves, but they are all talking in private. Even Cirvanas broke out in a fit of rage. No one had ever dared to speak like this in public, and no one dared to publicize in the army like him.
"What? Am I wrong?" Lin Yu frowned and said, "Do you think 30 years old is too old? If you measure it by human standards, then you are about fifteen or sixteen years old. So your age for enlisting in the army Correctly, you should be 37~40 years old to meet the military age, understand? In my opinion, you recruits, what do you look at? There are all of them, and one counts as one, yes! All 100 of you should all be Go home, learn what you should study, play what you should play, and come back in a few years, understand?"
"Captain, how old are you?" A recruit suddenly asked.
"Me?" Lin Yu has never looked in the mirror, and he has never seen his own face. He only knows that his hair is black. Yes, that's the kind of hairstyle with high wavy hair. He was a little speechless for a while, but he knew the age of the elf's body very well, "35!" He stretched out his big palm and made a big gesture, "5 years old, I am at least 5 years older than you."
"If the captain says that, you don't seem to be of the age to join the army!" the recruit said again.
"Tch!" Cirvanas couldn't help laughing out loud.
Lor'themar laughed and said, "Let's see what he says this time."
Lin Yu choked on what he was about to say, too bad! He lifted a rock and hit his own foot, so he had to find a way to turn the situation around.
"I am different from you, otherwise how can I be the captain? Although I am only 35 years old, my mental age is at least 20 years older than you, understand?" Lin Yu cried.
...Is there such an explanation? The elves are hanging down from the top of their heads in a series of black lines.
"Is it okay to say that?" Lor'themar looked at Cirvanas in astonishment and asked.
"Don't ask me! I don't know either! You ask those recruits." Cirvanas was speechless.
"Okay! We don't have to worry about the age issue anymore. I'm just a small squadron leader, and I can't do anything with you little **** of about 100. Now there is a good news and a bad news, UU read books www.uukanshu.com Which one do you want to listen to?" Lin Yu felt that he had to change the subject quickly.
"Let's listen to the bad news first. Save the good news until the end, and everyone will be happy. Save the bad news until the end, and you may be unhappy all day." A recruit laughed.
"Okay! Then let's talk about the bad news. The bad news is that your handsome, suave, and wise squadron leader, that is, me, has been despised by others..."
"Yeah!" Before Lin Yu finished speaking, more than 100 ranger recruits clapped their hands and cheered.
"Hey, hello, I said do you have to be so obvious?" Lin Yu shouted.
"Captain, shouldn't we be acting righteously outraged?" A ranger recruit laughed.
"Yes, yes, children can be taught!" Lin Yu gave a thumbs up.
"Yeah!" The recruits gave their thumbs up at the same time, but in the next moment all their thumbs turned to the ground.
What's the situation? Lin Yu looked confused. The intelligence of this group of NPCs is too high, it's not easy to cheat.
Cirvanas couldn't straighten up laughing not far away. She has seen shameless people, but she has never seen such shameless people. He even went so far as to praise his beauty to the sky in public, but unexpectedly, he was unanimously despised by everyone. However, it seemed that the recruits had a good relationship with him, and it shouldn't be a big problem to command the recruits. The recruits could stand there and listen to his nonsense for most of the day, and naturally they could listen to his orders and run 30 laps around the barracks. She estimated that if the recruits were allowed to choose freely with these two, most recruits would choose to run 30 laps around the barracks. Because running 30 laps always has a time to finish, but listening to him talk, I don't know when he will talk nonsense.
"He can really praise himself." Lor'themar said with emotion. He thinks that a person who can be narcissistic to this extent can be regarded as a kind of talent.
