MTL - Ranger Legend of Azeroth-Chapter 1 Blizzard, you are so weak!
Lin Yu threw off the mouse in his hand and cursed angrily: "Fuck! I only went to brush the dungeon if I didn't have good equipment. Who will go with you if I have good equipment? Make excuses, and don't find a better one! Jingran said that my blood essence man didn't The blood-spirit girl is good-looking and kicked me. What **** guild? Don’t you think I’m a hunter? Isn’t that troll hunter uglier than me? Didn’t you see you kick him? "
Lin Yu scolded for a while, the more he scolded, the more annoyed he became, and finally he took the mouse and clicked directly to quit the guild, becoming an unorganized and undisciplined person again. It's just that as soon as I quit, I felt a little regretful again. Freedom! Lin Yu sighed in his heart, but people from the organization are really not easy to mix. What are you doing now? Use a small book to create illusions and improve your appearance? It’s so boring, isn’t it? Like Sanji Dao as a trumpet killer? But it's not the 60s now, maybe the younger brother just died, and the boss will come out immediately. How many people don't have a large size on hand these days? As a person who doesn't have much time, I only have a level 70 death knight trumpet on hand, so where can I find a trumpet? The biggest one is the current blood elf hunter, who has just reached level 80 and is still in tatters. There is no way to do such a wicked thing, and I dare not do it. Besides, there aren't many trumpets fighting monsters in the wild now! It's hard to catch a leak! It seems that it can only go to the battlefield.
Lin Yu was very, very unlucky tonight, because he lost every battle, not even a win, which made Lin Yu upset and irritable. In the game, there are constant swear words and curses, either this idiot or that idiot. In the middle of the night, they didn't even win a game.
Lin Yu became ruthless, and he swore that he would never go offline if he didn't win a game, even if he would stare at his red rabbit eyes at work tomorrow.
After countless defeats, Lin Yu's eyelids were also fighting. Even though he tried his best to control his upper eyelids and lower his eyelids, it was very difficult after all. Lin Yu thinks and firmly believes that this is because the hunter is not a high control profession. If he was practicing as a stalker at that time, he must be very energetic now, because thieves are very energetic at night. Because he was a hunter, he couldn't help closing his eyes and squinting for a while after he entered the Alterac battlefield. Because he thinks that hunters are not high-control occupations, he also thinks this is a good reason to take a break.
Perhaps it was God's mercy, when he woke up suddenly, the battlefield victory panel jumped out on the screen, blinding Lin Yu's krypton gold dog eyes that had just been opened.
"Win? I haven't even touched it!" He said to himself, but he turned off the computer contentedly, and went back to bed to sleep. He believed that it must be his persistence, just like the love words spoken by a dead monkey to Fairy Zilu, which moved God to tears and made him win a victory.
Lin Yu quickly fell asleep, snoring deafeningly.
Lin Yu had a dream that he liked very much.
That's right! He dreamed of a beautiful woman, a very popular beauty, at least the very popular beauty Sylvanas in the Warcraft mansion on Earth. He dreamed that he was wearing a green recruit ranger outfit, leading a hundred or so male and female elf recruits to Si Sylvanas.
"Report! Habayashi Xueying, captain of the third squadron of the 3rd Battalion of the Golden Mist Legion, led his troops to report." Lin Yu put his left hand across his chest and fisted in his heart, and performed a very standard Quel'Thalas military salute, and used the elf Report to Sylvanas loudly. At the same time, in his heart, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong, because the name of his hunter number was Habayashi Blood Eagle. As for why he could speak Salas elf language and express his identity so fluently, he subconsciously believed that this was the reason in the dream, a bug in the dream.
That's right, he's sober now, as if he's awake and thinks he's dreaming. Because he remembered that he was asleep, he felt that everything was reasonable, even if everything in front of him disappeared suddenly, he would not be surprised. He just felt that this dream was too real, so he didn't want to wake up, and he only hoped that this dream would last longer.
"Very good! You came in time, Your Excellency, Squadron Leader." Sylvanas formally and gracefully returned the salute: "According to the information we obtained from the investigation, I found that the Dark Pine trolls have been a little uneasy recently. points." Sylvanas said while opening the map: "But our information is still too little to correctly judge what the trolls in Zul'Aman are trying to do. Therefore, I am going to attack Seb in the south of Arendal Lake. Thorey's Darkpine trolls have launched a surprise attack to ascertain their intentions. To prevent the trolls of Sepnuwa and Septila from coming to their aid, this operation must be done quickly. But I have The troops are very limited, so I ask you to lead your troops to set up a sniper line between Seb Solei and Sebtila. You can try to set up an ambush as close as possible to the Tower of Stars, and the guards there will Give timely reinforcements."
"Obey, Your Majesty the Queen!" Lin Yu gave a military salute. He was originally a casual player, and doing quests was his forte. As long as it is not a dungeon, there are not many tasks that a hunter cannot complete alone. He also likes to do tasks, because he likes to read various stories in the tasks. He still respects the strongest and most individual female character in this game. He thinks that a woman who can achieve her level is no longer a woman, but a man! That’s right, a woman! It's Wu Zetian!
"What did you call me?" Cirvanas raised his head and asked with a frown.
"Haha, I called it wrong!" Lin Yu scratched his head and said, "Your Excellency General."
Sylvanas looked at Lin Yu with a cold face for a while, and found that he didn't seem to be joking, so he said indifferently, "I'm not a general either, I'm just a troop commander. Your joke is not funny, and this is a troop! "She looked down on this flattering male elf very much, and was also annoyed at his cynical behavior on formal occasions in the army.
"Not a general?" Lin Yu was stunned. Isn't Sylvanas the ranger general of the high elves? How could he be the leader of the army? What the **** is a troop commander?
"What? Is there a problem?" Cirvanas asked coldly.
For a moment, Lin Yu had the feeling of being stared at by a poisonous snake. I sigh in my heart, grandma's, this dream is too **** real. He had an urge to hit himself to see if it was a dream. But I was afraid that I would wake up after a beating, so I would be upset. The game in this dream is much better than the game in the real computer, this is the real experience, probably better than Martian technology.
"Not now, but in the future!" Lin Yu said with certainty.
"It's an honor to have your affirmation," Cirvanas said still coldly, "But this operation is very dangerous. Do you have any requests, Your Excellency Squadron?" In her heart, she really didn't want to talk nonsense with this shameless male elf.
"Request? Can you still make a request?" Lin Yu widened his eyes and asked incredulously. I thought tmd, this is the real development direction of the game, everything is close to reality. Blizzard, you are so weak!
"Yes, a request! If you have anything, please bring it up now, and I will try my best to satisfy it." Cirvanas said in disgust. She deliberately raised the tone of the word request, and everyone could hear the hidden anger in her tone.
"Then can I ask what the reward for the task is?" Lin Yu asked uncertainly, and he could naturally hear the dissatisfaction in Cirvanas' tone.
"Reward, what reward do you want?" Cirvanas's hair was black, and his tone was much stricter.
"For example, what are the rewarded weapons and equipment? How many gold coins? How much experience value? How much reputation? Where is the reputation..." Lin Yu explained.
Every time Lin Yu said something, the black line on Sylvanas' head became more. Before Lin Yu could finish speaking, Sylvanas couldn't help but slapped the table and stood up violently and roared: "This is the army! It's not the goblin's auction house, nor the tavern in Silvermoon City! It's not what you bargained for place!"
Wow, I can still be emotional, tsk tsk tsk, this NPC is really amazing, Lin Yu sighed.
"Tell me some requirements related to the battle!" Cirvanas said extremely angrily but suppressed the anger in his heart. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com She couldn't figure out how such a shameless and greedy guy appeared among the high elf nobles. He had flattered himself shamelessly when we first met, and this time it was even more extreme. He did not think about how to complete the mission or the life and death of the soldiers when he participated in the battle, but the first thing he thought of was money and benefits, just like those greedy and cowardly goblins.
"Requirements related to combat?" Lin Yu shook his head and thought for a while, "Can I ask NPC to help me fight?" In fact, he didn't have any hope for this request, so he just tried.
"NPC? What is an NPC?" Cirvanas asked holding back the anger in his heart.
"It's soldiers." Lin Yu suddenly thought, thinking yes, this group of NPCs will not think that they are NPCs who can only issue orders, they regard themselves as living elves.
"I don't have any extra soldiers for you. You can only lead your own squadron to complete the task. I will notify the guards of the Tower of Stars. If necessary, they will provide you with some necessary assistance, but not too much , mainly depends on yourselves." Cirvanas had no interest in asking why soldiers were called NPCs. She didn't want to pay attention to the nonsense of this idiot-like squadron leader, and hoped that this shameless idiot would disappear from her sight as soon as possible.
"Is it them? They all want to help me fight?" Lin Yu asked in surprise, pointing at the No. 100 NPC he brought with him in disbelief. There have never been so many NPCs helping people fight in the game.
"Yes, it can only be them!" Sylvanas tried his best to control the emotions that were about to erupt, looked at the idiot squadron leader and said coldly, "They are your squadron in the first place. Is there any problem? If not Question, then you, now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"
