MTL - Raising a Fox Spirit in My Home-Chapter 7 Little fox cub
The next day, Li Yundong took out the martyrs and took the courage to go to school. But I didn't expect the little fox to hear him go out, and then rushed out of the bedroom and grabbed Li Yundong's clothes: "I have to go." ”
Li Yundong can't smile: "My little grandmother, I can easily get the courage to go to class. You still follow, and you can't be laughed at when you see it. Let go and let go, you will make another noise. I even go to class today. There is no courage."
Su Shi drums his mouth and says, "Who dares to laugh at you, I teach them!"
Li Yundong was also angry and funny. He took a picture of Su Shi’s head: "Hey, waiting at home, I will bring you back after class. Hey, are you not sleeping at all?"
Su Shi’s head slammed away from Li Yundong’s hand and glared at Li Yundong’s clothes: “No, I just want to go with you.”
Even Su Shi said that he did not know why he had to follow this guy. It may be because in this strange world, the only thing he knew well was the guy who swallowed his own Yuan Jindan.
The extremely insecure little fox refused to let go, no matter how Li Yundong persuaded him to shake his head.
Li Yundong was helpless, and had a long sigh. He was very screaming with a bachelor: "Well, what do you think of other people's mothers! Soak your own girl... cough, go your own way, let others have no girls... cough Cough, let others have no way to go! Well, set off and go to the execution ground!"
On the way to school, Li Yundong saw a lot of pairs of students from the outside rented room to the school, the female bird depends on the man, the man’s Huaixiang holds the jade, of course, and occasionally can see the male bird Human.
Li Yundong really wants Su Shi to be able to hold his arm, and he can hold her waist, but she is afraid of the ** nature that will scare the little girl.
Li Yundong kept looking back at Su Shi on the way. She only saw her clinging to Li Yundong and followed her. The hand was still gently pulling Li Yundong's clothes, like a small child.
This look makes Li Yundong laugh.
After entering the school gate, Li Yundong and the little fox immediately attracted a lot of attention. The boys looked at the little fox's eyes and they were full of surprises. Then they occasionally looked at the unappealing Li Yundong, who was full of faces, and they were all without exception. Cursing in the heart: How did such a beauty follow such a guy? Where is this guy stronger than me? Damn, shameful, awkward!
The girls are gazing at the little fox, and the heart is also cursing: the little fox, the fox, the long singer is still out to show off!
But their more eyes are on Li Yundong, and the heart is full of curiosity.
What is the place for this man to be able to attract such a beautiful woman to accompany him?
There used to be a saying to measure the strength of a man, to see his opponent, to measure the taste of a man, and to see his friends.
In fact, these girls are more willing to believe: measure the strength and taste of a man and see the woman around him.
What kind of strength man, there is a woman of what grade.
But where is the strength of this guy?
I have only heard that this guy is the daytime king in the school. Twenty-one good people cards were issued during the year, which is an unprecedented record of Tiannan University.
If he is really strong, how can he be sent twenty consecutive good cards?
The girls are puzzling, but they are reserved and will not take the initiative to approach this issue. Of course, the main reason is that the little fox is next to Li Yundong.
The little fox is still wearing a quaint red dress, like the costume beauty that came down from the movie and TV. But this dress she wears others but feels very good, as if she should wear such clothes, classical and glamorous.
After walking for a while in the campus, there was finally something that Li Yundong didn't want to encounter.
"Hah, isn't that the cucumber emperor in the classroom yesterday?" The student who had a class with Li Yundong yesterday recognized Su Shi and Li Yundong, and laughed.
Rao is Li Yundong's usual face is thick as the city wall, can not help but feel the burning fever, he just hard-stalked the neck, do not look at them, the heart inside hard Aq: Hey, you think, do you have this blessing?
Some students around didn't understand what they were talking about, and they were curious to inquire. The students who had a lot of pain in the weekdays did not bother to explain, and made these people stunned: "Oh, he is the highest hit rate cucumber in the school forum post yesterday. Emperor?"
Damn, how did you get to the school forum? Li Yundong couldn't help but be crazy.
"Hey, Li Yundong, the cucumber is delicious, it is not good? The fire does not drop the fire?" A boy shouted loudly, surrounded by a haha laughter, the most cunning thing is that the girl laughs louder than the boys!
"Haha, cucumber can also reduce fire, it is really anecdote!"
"Laugh me, the original cucumber can reduce the fire, and later I will come to the fire, eat a few cucumbers and ok!"
Li Yundong listened to these voices, and his eyes twitched: "Mom's, calm, must be calm! They are jealous of me, absolutely!"
If it’s just a laugh, the problem is that the animals that are sober and painful have actually put on a stance of soy sauce, followed by Li Yundong and Su Shi, all the way to make fun of it.
Going to the bottom of the teaching building, surrounded by three layers and three layers of people, Li Yundong was out of anger, relying on, these guys, endless?
But he can't take these guys anymore, he can only bite his teeth.
Su Shi on the side saw Li Yundong look like this, his eyes turned, and he remembered what his master said to her: If you want a man to always remember that you are grateful to you, he will help him when he needs help most, and shelter him. rain.
So Su Shi was worried.
Su Shi was angry and rushed to the front of a man who laughed the most, and looked at him up and down.
The boy is not tall, and looks quite handsome. A pair of peach eyes is very popular with women. He sees Su Shi rushing toward himself, and thinks that he has come in an affair, and quickly puts on his most satisfying smile.
After the little fox looked at him, he grabbed his wrist and started to diagnose it. He was diagnosed for a while, and another hand held his cheek and said: "Open your mouth!"
The boy was inexplicable and opened his mouth subconsciously.
The little fox looked at it and sneered at the skull and covered his face. It was a sentence: "You look like white fur, red tongue and little moss, the pulse is smooth and weak, the eye socket is deep and black, the eyes are dark, the lips are light, and the hair is shiny. But when you are young, your eyebrows are sparse. Do you know why?"
The boy was smashed by the little fox, and he said, "What, why?"
The little fox screams: "It means that your kidney yin is terrible!"
The boy faintly felt that this was not a good word, his face rose red: "What kidney yin? What do you mean? What are you talking about?"
The little fox made a horn with his hands on his lips: "The meaning is, you have kidney deficiency, kidney loss! You don't understand?"
"Wow!!"
This sentence is too fierce, everyone is in a daze, collective explosion.
All around the eyes have moved from Li Yundong's body to the kidney-deficient man, only to see him face purple.
The boy only felt that the blood was on his head, his head was groggy, and people almost fainted, stuttering, and hoarse voice said: "You are bloody! You, you are kidney loss! How can I be so young and strong? Kidney loss!"
The little fox sneered: "Young and strong? You haven't heard of the drowning people in the river, and immediately smashed the heroes? When you are young, you are over-indulgence. Did you meet with a woman yesterday? And still ask for nothing? ”
Have fun! Ask for nothing! !
One sentence is fiercer than a word! ! !
Everyone collectively blew up, and looked at the kidney loss man's gaze and added a little more amazement.
Kidney loss man was really a few degrees with his girlfriend last night, was said by the little fox, the heart twisted, a breath of breath, but the eyes turned, actually fainted.
"Hey! It’s going on, something is wrong!"
The soy sauce party was so stunned that they wanted to go around and see what happened, but they saw Su Shi yelling and yelling: "Give me a stop!"
Everyone heard the sound and stood still.
The little fox crouched down and licked the man who lost his kidneys. After a short while, the kidney loss man woke up.
Su Shi stood up, then swept away, and swept to a tall, long-sleeved trousers, and walked quickly toward him.
The boy saw Su Shi walked toward himself, and his heart suddenly jumped up, not because he was expecting an affair, but because he was afraid. If he was afraid that this little girl would give himself a kidney loss as he had just done, then he would not live.
Su Shi went to the boy and said to him: "Hand out."
The boy hurryed both hands behind him and looked terrified: "no!"
Su Shi said again: "That open mouth!"
The boy hurriedly closed his mouth tightly, and wanted to sew his mouth with needlework, and the head swayed like a lang drum.
Su Shi sneered aloud: "I thought I couldn't cure you?"
Saying, reaching out, exerting a force on the shoulders of the boy, pulling him hard and rushing to himself.
The little fox is under the second lumbar spinous process on the boy's back, and the thumb is pressed at the 1.5-inch position next to the life gate. The loud voice: "Does it hurt?"
This boy's heart: I don't dare to tell you even if it hurts, let alone not hurt! The most important thing is that his own mother does not know whether it should hurt or should not hurt!
Therefore, he made up his mind, and he did not open his mouth, but he looked like a sense of righteousness.
Su Shi’s words quickly made him open his mouth.
Su Shi said: "You don't open your mouth? Then don't blame me for giving you a casual arrangement!"
The boy was awkward and quickly said: "It hurts, it hurts!"
Su Shi’s heart, I press your Shenshu point, do you say pain, treat me as a fool?
The little fox is furious: "To tell the truth!"
The boy immediately said: "No pain, no pain!"
The little fox angered: "Is it painful or not?"
The boy was grievances: "I didn't hurt, but you can still hurt me."
Su Shi snorted and his hand loosened: "Now?"
The boy was tossed by Su Shi, and honestly said: "No pain, soreness."
Su Shi pressed the other points on his body and asked about the feeling. Then he said, "Have you been sleeping badly, your head is dizzy, and there are tinnitus, low back pain, cold limbs and other symptoms?"
The boy opened his mouth: "You, how do you know?" Soon, he snorted and looked at the little fox with anger: "I, I will not be kidney yin?"
The little fox snorted: "Of course you are not, you are kidney yang, you can also say kidney loss!"
Yes, or kidney loss! Everyone is awkward.
Yang Xuan’s face shouted sadly and unyieldingly: “I don’t have a girlfriend, I am, I am still a virgin, how is it possible, kidney loss!”
The little fox sneered: "Who said that you must have excessive sexual **** to get kidney yang? You must not sleep all night, stay up all night, leading to a lack of yang in your body. See you grow five big and three thick, and look pale like a girl!"
The yang man was almost collapsed by the little fox, and the surrounding soy sauce party once again had a nuclear explosion of the atomic bomb hydrogen bombs. Especially when they saw this boy, a five-big-three man met a delicate little fox, but he was left like a sheep. Nothing is wrong.
The little fox crossed his waist and pointed to the yang man, saying: "You will sleep in normal time, and you can eat Jinqi Shenqi Pill on weekdays."
Then she pointed to lying on the ground, looking at the sky with both eyes, the kidney-bearing man with a dull face, said: "You, after a little less, you can use the sheep lungs and melon soup to nourish and slow down according to the "Materia Medica". Slowly nursed, you can naturally heal."
After she finished, she looked up and looked at the surrounding soy sauce parties. She said loudly: "Who else doubts that the cucumber is cool and sweet, can you lower the fire? If you don't believe it, you can stand up!"
Everyone is in awe, and they are back!
Who dares to say no! !
If this grandmother came up with a "kidney loss," then I will not live in this school in the future?
The little fox crossed his waist and saw that everyone did not dare to speak. She snorted and said loudly: "If you don't know, don't talk indiscriminately. In "Japanese Herbal Medicine", it is recorded that cucumber can remove heat from the chest and relieve polydipsia. Lishui Road. In "Luchuan Materia Medica" records: can cure heat, body heat, thirst, burns. In the "Southern Materia Medica" records: can solve the heat and poison, clear polydipsia. In "Materia Medica" records: smell Gan Han, can clear the heat!"
"All medical books say that cucumbers are cool and sweet, but they can relieve heat and reduce fire. You guys don't learn nothing, it's fun to be ignorant, I am all for you!" The little fox shouted, only the students around. They got a red face and were speechless.
Some of them saw that the little fox looks beautiful and young, and it is about fifteen or six years old. How do you understand these things?
The little fox saw the suspicion in the eyes of the people. She immediately ran to Li Yundong and grabbed his arm. He smiled and said: "Yundong, you said that I just said that right?"
Li Yundong had been stupid, and he couldn’t return to God. When the little fox shook his arm and tried to win his eyes, he reacted: "Oh, ah! You are right! Well, it’s right. !"
The little fox smiles like a flower, the bird depends on the person, where is the appearance of a slap in the face? She smiled and said: "It's all you teach!"
"Hey?" The crowd was in a daze, and they cast their suspicious eyes on Li Yundong.
Li Yundong also knows Chinese medicine? Not like it! Perhaps, people are hidden?
Well, it is possible, or else, what a beautiful little girl with him is with him? Well, very likely!
However, although everyone will be suspicious, but they have not gone to find the shackles, otherwise they will be "missed by the kidneys" by the little foxes. Isn't it a lantern to find the latrine, looking for cockroaches (dead)? Which man is suffering from this? Don't talk about men, even women can't stand it!
The little fox saw the crowd still onlookers, and they all whispered, and she straightened up from Li Yundong's arms and akimbo: "What are you still standing here? If you are not convinced, you will rush to give me up! Or, let me Give you more to see?"
Everyone slammed and immediately made birds and beasts.
Only the yang man and the yin man are surrounded by a group of their friends.
The yin male was sluggish for a long time, suddenly jumped up, hysterical swearing: "I don't live, I want to go to Foxconn!"
He screamed for a while, and there was no movement around him. He couldn’t help but turn his head and said: "Hey, why don’t you stop me?"
These people laughed: "What are you doing? What do you want to die?"