MTL - Please Sink In Happiness-Chapter 4
"Fuck, did I kill your mother or sleep with your wives? As for killing them all?" Li Ergou shouted in beautiful Mandarin, "I don't have so many of your long-lost sons. Come here!"
Li Ergou put on his pants and ran away.
But Li Ergou also knew that he was close to the end of his skills, and the heart-piercing pain from his left shoulder made him realize that he was about to collapse soon, and his consciousness was beginning to be a little sluggish.
Due to the injury to his left shoulder, he had to abandon the long spear he was best at and use a dagger to fight. What supported him to continue fighting these days was the fighting instinct he had accumulated over the years in various chaotic battlefields.
Otherwise, he might have fainted long ago.
Just when Li Ergou was about to rush out of the forest and run to the hill to continue escaping, a wall of fire blocked Li Ergou's way. You can feel the tingling sensation brought by the heat wave. I am afraid that as long as you step into the fire wall, your body will be instantly roasted into black lumps of coke by the high temperature, right?
Li Ergou showed a helpless smile. In fact, his essence is a desperado. When his sister was still alive, he fantasized that if he died in a certain battle one day, his sister could use her life in exchange for it. Qian lived an impeccable life. Although it was a bit tragic, Li Ergou yearned for such a method of death, but it was a pity that the one who died first was his younger sister.
"Ugh…"
Now there are two choices in front of Li Ergou.
The first is to step into the fire wall, pass through the fire wall before being burned to death, and then quickly jump into the lake about a kilometer to extinguish the flames on the body. There may be a chance of survival, but the chance of survival is very slim.
The second is to turn around and fight with the chasing soldiers, showing their last fangs before they die.
Li Ergou chose to turn around.
Not because he was afraid of the pain caused by the flames covering his whole body, but because Li Ergou was worried that his corpse would be too ugly after his death and that his sister would not be able to recognize him. You have to die beautifully, otherwise my sister should despise herself.
"Come on, trash fish."
A wicked smile appeared on Li Ergou's mouth. He looked at the officers holding long swords in front of him, the soldiers who were chasing after him, and the magician who released the wall of fire. Instead of having the slightest bit of fear in his heart, he felt extremely relieved, and he couldn't help but want to His own death sang a song, but after thinking about it, let it go.
"You guys deserve to bury me?"
Li Ergou watched them.
It is worth mentioning that the fire magician is a pretty girl.
Li Ergou thought to herself, if she punched her hard in the face, she would probably cry for a long time, right?
Thinking like this, Li Ergou showed a cunning smile like a wolf.
"Let's dance, trash fish."
The officers of this squad also smiled greedily:
"He has no chance, catch it alive!"
Li Ergou rushed over. At this moment, although he was already running out of fuel, he could still pull a few people into the water.
The dagger cut off a soldier's neck. Looking at the wound and the soldier's almost unbelievable eyes, Li Ergou said with great affection:
"Sister, brother will come to you soon, please don't worry. At the very least, brother can't let the enemy look down on us, I have to die with dignity."
"What are you waiting for, hurry up and attack him, use your magic!"
The squad commander yelled at the magician, and Li Ergou's slightly sad expression made the female fire magician who was invited to capture him moved a little.
In the next moment, Li Ergou, who seized the opportunity, succeeded in fulfilling his wish, that is, he punched this handsome little girl heavily in the face, seeing her eyes as black as a panda, Li Ergou. The dog instantly has an unparalleled sense of pleasure.
He doesn't care if others say he hits women, he believes in "lady first".
After that, several more soldiers fought with Li Ergou between cold weapons. Three soldiers had their arms cut off, and one soldier had his heart pierced. Li Ergou was already shaking.
"Take advantage of this time, fire anesthesia bombs!"
The bullets shot over again, all trying to avoid the key shots. The guns used were the least powerful ones, and they were equipped with narcotic bullets with little lethality.
After so many days of chasing, if you accidentally kill the prey again, it will be too much of a loss. In any case, he must become a slave at the end of the shot, not only for money, but also for him to experience the inability to survive and seek death Unbelievable feeling.
Li Ergou can clearly see the trajectory of the bullet. He is very sure that if he is in good condition, he can completely dodge these bullets. Not only that, I am afraid that he can even cut the bullet with a dagger. In this different world, Li Ergou's body has been strengthened.
However, no matter how he strengthened it, he was still only a mortal body. The body that had not rested for five days in a row could no longer hold up. He couldn't dodge the paralyzing bullet and let the bullet shoot into his body.
"Chuyue, brother is here, you don't have to be alone anymore..."
Before consciousness fell into darkness, the little girl appeared in the depths of consciousness again.
She smiled so beautifully, her brows and eyes became crescent-like smiles, and her delicate little hands gently hooked her fingers. She looked so happy, so happy, like a carefree angel.
It's just that the dress is really helpless. Just like in the past, in front of Li Ergou, Li Chuyue was wearing her favorite Lolita dress in the past, a black beret, and a white dress on her legs. Knee stockings, although they are cute, but shopping with such a sister in the past was really shy, and I didn't know that her brother was a pervert with a special hobby.
But forget it, in the world of the dead anyway, brothers and sisters don't have to care about the eyes of the world.
Then, whether it is heaven or **** next, Li Ergou thinks it doesn't matter.
Where there is his sister, he is no longer confused.
Chapter 8 The Origin of Li Ergou (Part 1)
"Then I'm going out, little chick." After Li Yinyue packed her suitcases, she stood at the door.
This is the house where they lived in Huaxia for more than ten years before going to France.
The house is about 50 square meters, not big or small. It is an old building without an elevator. However, after Li Yinyue's meticulous decoration, this small dwelling of more than 50 square meters is also very warm. Compared with the one bought in France later Li Yinyue prefers the atmosphere of that high-end apartment with more than 100 square meters.
"Is my brother going to work on summer vacation again?" The black-haired girl in a Lolita dress ran to Li Yinyue and looked at her brother with some resentment.
"No way, I have to make money." Li Yinyue touched the girl's forehead with a smile, and his heart was actually extremely reluctant.
But apart from going to the battlefield, he has no other means of getting money faster.
"Okay, brother, please take care." Xiaochu wiped away her tears and tightly clenched her brother's hand with her slender hand, refusing to let go. In fact, from this moment on, my sister has been very resistant to her leaving. .
"Stop acting like a spoiled child, it's not a goodbye. I'm just going to work for a summer job, and I'll be back soon." Li Yinyue wanted to break off her sister's fingers, but suddenly found that her strength was no longer small. Can't break it.
"Well, brother, come back early, otherwise the little chick will be very lonely..."
Seeing her little sister playing with her hair with her hands, looking like a bird, Li Yinyue couldn't help but feel a little crazy.
My sister is really charming, especially her unintentional actions, which often have huge lethality.
But as the saying goes, Li Yinyue is unlikely to give up this mission because of a smile from her sister. This time, she is going to Africa, and the salary is three times higher than before. Although the danger is far greater than usual, Li Yinyue believes that she His ability is enough to deal with any danger. He is a tough guy and has already walked through countless Shura fields.
And he believes that in the most vigorous and youngest years of a person, it is necessary to make as much money as possible, and only in this way can his sister live a higher quality life.
As for Li Yinyue's own future, he didn't think much about it. For him, being able to come home for a drink after a hard day and watch his sister grow up day by day is the greatest happiness in life.
So, after giving a few more words at the end and promising to bring home souvenirs, Li Yinyue went out.
The plane was about three o'clock in the afternoon, and he had to get to the airport as soon as possible.
"Sir, please stay!"
Just when he was about to take a taxi, there was a yo-hoo sound on the other end of the street, and when he turned his head, he saw a man with a mustache.
Speaking of which, this man looks really weird. He looks like a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes, but he wears the traditional yellow Taoist attire. On the table covered with red cloth are all kinds of gadgets and brushes. , Bagua map, copper coins, talisman paper.
There was also a pennant hanging next to the table, which read "The Great Immortal is alive."
Li Yinyue frowned, does she look like the kind of little white who is easy to deceive?
He decided to ignore the weird blond man, and it was important to hurry up or the plane would be delayed.
However, the blond man stood up immediately and stopped him immediately.
"Why is this gentleman ignoring Pindao? Pindao stopped you, but for your safety."
"I said dude," Li Yinyue grinned while looking at the funny moustache, "You are very good at Chinese, but in our country, fortune-telling is not a correct code of wealth."
"Damn, who do you think of the poor Daoist?" The blond Taoist priest said with a slightly innocent expression, "I just saw that this gentleman has a good face and has a relationship with me, so I stopped the gentleman."
"Oh? Destiny?"
Li Yinyue said in her heart that it was my wallet that was related to you, but I'm sorry, Li Yinyue didn't plan to give out half a cent to this suspicious Taoist priest.
"Sorry, bro, I'm catching a flight, and I don't have time to talk to you. You should go to other people who are more friendly." Li Yinyue looked around and said, "I think the aunt who dances in the square seems to be quite suitable, and you also look good. You're quite a friend of women, come on, I'm optimistic about you."
"They are all mortals, only you can let the poor road go away."
"Oh, so I'm Kaiserius, right?"
"No, no, sir, you misunderstood. Pindao is really because he has a relationship with you, so he stopped you and decided to make a guess for you, sir." The blond Taoist tugged at Li Yinyue's sleeve and suddenly said with a serious face, " Recently, sir, I'm afraid there will be a **** disaster."
"Yes, it's my job to deal with the disaster of blood light, and I can't even see it. And then?"
Li Yinyue smiled. To some extent, he was right.
Although it is a crooked hit.
These Taoist priests are basically a routine, and some words in the cloud may sound reasonable, but those principles can be applied to anyone, in fact, they are nonsense.
Then there is the kind that cannot be verified in a short period of time. This kind of fortune-telling is simply a rogue among rogues. No matter whether the calculation is accurate or not, the money in the wallet will never be returned.
"No, no, I'm not talking about your occupation, sir, but that you will soon have a bloodbath." The blond Taoist threw a string of copper coins, then closed his eyes and seemed to be muttering something. After a while, he said, "Just In three hours, you will have a **** catastrophe, where will you be in three hours? What will you do?"
"It's time for my plane to take off in three hours."
"Then wait and see, as expected, that plane will crash, and Pindao saved your life. You should thank Pindao for your life-saving grace."
"Oh, liar."
Li Yinyue wanted to leave, but the blonde Taoist held Li Yinyue:
"If you don't believe me, just wait with Pindao for three hours. If Pindao made a mistake and the plane didn't crash, then you can take off Pindao's signboard. Pindao has nothing to say!"
Seeing that it was a bit interesting, Li Yinyue sat down:
"It's not as simple as picking up a signboard for wasting my time."
"If you want to kill, you have to slash you."
The blond Taoist priest sat upright and looked confident.
"That's not true. I think about it. If you're not sure, I'll shave your moustache off. It's really awkward to look at."
"Please be merciful, that's my body!"
The blond Taoist suddenly felt a little cowardly.
"Aren't you confident?"
"The accuracy rate of my fortune-telling can only be guaranteed to be 80% accurate, but there is also a 20% chance that it is not accurate. In short, I am definitely not a liar, you must believe me... "
Chapter 9 The Origin of Li Ergou (Part 2)
"Mr. Miliere, this is your cat. It has been thoroughly washed now."
After the first hour of waiting, a young clerk with a white kitten came out of the pet shop behind the blond Taoist priest.
"Oh, thank you. Xiaobai, after washing Baibai, she has become beautiful again."
The Taoist priest named Miliere took over the white cat, then rubbed the white cat's belly, smiling from ear to ear, completely immersed in his own world.
Li Yinyue couldn't help but feel a chill, he frowned and said:
"In my eyes, cat slaves, especially male cat slaves, are all bitches."
"Do you scold again?" Miliere shouted loudly.
However, it was the one that frightened the cat, and the cat went up and gave Miliere a paw on the face, causing Miliere to scream strangely.
Seeing the **** wound and Miliere's clumsy appearance, Li Yinyue couldn't help laughing, then she touched the cat's back and said:
"Nice job, Macbeth! For such a disgusting uncle, you should just scratch him like that!"
"He's not called Macbeth, he's called Xiaobai!" Miliere corrected loudly.
"I said, there are still two hours, let's talk about you, man, which country are you from?"
"France," said Father Miliere. "I am from Digne, a city in the south-east of France."
"France's welfare is pretty good, right? Why come to us? I see that your Chinese is pretty good. To be honest, are you here to make money?" Li Yinyue slapped Miliere with her elbow and asked with a wicked smile.
"No, I'm an upright priest, and I'm here to preach." Miliere said with a pious expression.
"And now bluffing here, Father?"
"It's a part-time job!"
"Part-time as a liar?"
Father Miliere patted the table, "Tell you I'm not a liar, and we'll see in two hours! You have to bow your head and apologize to me!"
"interesting."
If you can't catch that flight, there will still be a flight at night. If you take the same flight at night, you will be able to report to Somalia, Africa at the specified time, so Li Yinyue is not in a hurry. Besides, he is also very interested in exposing the true face of the liar. .