MTL - Please Sink In Happiness-Chapter 2

Chapter 2, it's magic

"Maybe one day,

I will die in battle,

But then, my soul was gilded with glory.

If I go to heaven, will you travel with me?

Can you hear the angel's call?

Can you see that splendid palace? "

Li Ergou crossed Erlang's legs and sang a familiar melody in French while lying on the tiger's skin.

To say why Li Ergou is so good at French, I am ashamed to say that his motherland is probably Huaxia, but because his sister was admitted to the University of Paris, it is also partly because of better medical benefits and more combat missions. To earn more money, he resolutely left Huaxia Kingdom, joined the Foreign Legion, and changed his nationality after working in the Foreign Legion for five years.

Although there are indeed more combat missions in foreign countries than in China, the medical treatment failed to save his sister's life. Li Ergou knew that the doctor tried his best, but there are always some strange diseases in the world that cannot be cured.

First, his legs were disabled and he couldn't get out of bed, and then he was lethargic. At first, he slept 12 hours a day, then 18 hours a day, and finally he couldn't wake up even for a week, and he could only rely on nutrient solution to maintain his life.

In the end, the countless efforts in exchange for nothing but despair, he wanted to do something for his sister, but in the end he found that nothing could be done.

"Little chick, I really miss you. Don't worry, I will come to accompany you soon. As long as your brother is by your side, you don't have to worry about anything..."

Li Ergou showed a gentle and sad expression, and inadvertently recalled the warm memories with his sister, but those gentle memories were like a carving knife, ravaging Li Ergou's heart one by one.

Even though Li Ergou was the kind of tough guy who could sew his wounds without saying a word, when his sister died, he still couldn't help crying, and even used alcohol to numb his nerves and drink unconsciously.

Although not related by blood, she is the only family member of Li Ergou.

"Forget it, let's sleep for a while."

…

About an hour later, Li Ergou punched the ground and shouted:

"You're from Mahle Gobi! It's so noisy! Does this **** stop people from resting?"

The sound that interrupted the meeting between Li Ergou and her sister in the dream came from not far away. The sound of horse hooves and military boots seemed to shatter the earth, and at the same time, it also shattered Li Ergou's last temper.

Li Ergou got up quickly, draped the tiger skin over himself, and climbed to the tree. The combat experience accumulated in his early years on the battlefield allowed him to hide in nature within a few seconds. In the jungle, Li Ergou didn't think anyone would be his opponent.

He occupied the commanding heights and looked into the distance.

In the open plain area under the hillside, Li Ergou saw a group of soldiers of different races in armor, not only humans, but also other non-human races such as demihumans, elves, orcs.

Li Ergou learned a very cruel thing in this different world, that is, those with animal ears are not necessarily beautiful girls, but may also be rough men with muscles and looks like philosophers.

Holding long guns, swords, and spears, they were lined up in a square formation.

At the forefront of the army, there are several magicians standing on top of the flying dragons, exuding a powerful aura. They despise the opposing army with a dignified attitude, like mighty kings.

Compared with the group of magicians with flying dragons as mounts, the opposite side looks a bit dwarfed, but there are also very sturdy-looking characters among them, for example, they seem to have a fight with the three hundred Spartan warriors. The legion, such as the knights in black light armor, and the army riding a mammoth at the forefront, those noises mostly came from them.

Although the scene in front of him was shocking, it was not the same for a person like Li Ergou who was used to the battlefield.

He yawned, and then hid in a tree leisurely, watching the imminent war with the mentality of watching a 3D movie. The fly in the ointment was that there was no popcorn and Coke by his side.

I saw that the respective commanders of the two armies came to the forefront.

One was a man in heavy armor, and the other was a graceful woman who seemed to be the commanders of two armies.

"Yes, it seems that this world is a world of equality between men and women. Even women can command the army, which is incredible."

Then, they murmured something.

"Oh, this other world is too real, isn't it? I don't even have to communicate in Chinese or Japanese, the official language of the other world, which makes me feel bad."

Their language, Li Ergou, is sure that he has never heard of it. During the years he worked in the Foreign Legion, Li Ergou was not a language genius, but he managed to learn French, English, Japanese, Russian, and other languages. Some Arabic swear words, coupled with the language he originally mastered, once Li Ergou felt that no matter where he went, he would not be bound by language, but now, he finds that the language he has learned in the past is not relevant here at all. use.

But Li Ergou couldn't understand a word of what the group of people were saying.

This is a bit similar to the empty ears of people who have never learned Russian listening to "The First Sword of China (Победаилисмерть. If Chinese people hear it, they may think that these Russians are promoting the traditional culture of planting flowers, but in fact, what they said It is "victory and death".

However, Li Ergou can roughly judge what they are saying from their limbs and expressions. It should be nothing more than boosting morale and laughing at the enemy before the war. Looking at this battle, it can't be to go to the cafeteria to eat, right?

I saw the burly man in heavy armor raised his fists, and the elephant soldiers, knights, and infantry behind him raised their weapons and shouted loudly.

The man then pointed to the woman again, showing a smug expression, and the soldiers behind him also burst out laughing loudly. It was obvious that the man was humiliating the woman just now. Li Ergou felt that what the man just said was probably a bit obscene. , because the soldiers laughed really wretched.

The humiliated woman didn't seem to be angry, she smiled calmly, giving people a temperament like a mother's world.

Li Ergou guessed that this woman was either an empress, queen, or a countess or something. In short, her status was definitely not low.

The woman's smile gradually darkened, and then she stomped her feet lightly.

Immediately, a dense array of runes appeared under the woman's feet, a light blue halo floated into the air, and soon the sky was covered with dark clouds, thunderclouds flickered, and the sky and the earth dimmed instantly. of blue rays.

"Fuck you, you're awesome."

This was Li Ergou's emotion when he first saw magic with his own eyes.

Chapter 3 So, My Sister Is Sick

The battle finally kicked off. Li Ergou held a branch in his mouth and felt the war in this world as a bystander. In his opinion, if you want to get to know this strange world as soon as possible, nothing is more intuitive than watching a war. .

As a saying goes, human history is a history of wars.

After understanding their tactical thinking, weapons and equipment, and behavior patterns, Li Ergou can roughly make a preliminary judgment on the world. For example, the long guns in their hands can judge that the hot weapons in this world are not yet developed, and they are in a cold state. The transition period between weapons and hot weapons.

Li Ergou also saw a magician, which needs special attention. After all, there is no magician on earth. Even if there is, it is probably hidden under the iceberg of history and not known to ordinary people.

"This is too cruel, those knights are really desperate."

I saw the black knights rushing out from the flanks, and the magicians riding flying dragons sang incantations quickly, and soon the air became hot, and the knights in the front turned into a fireball in the next second, and the armor also issued a fireball. The roasting sound of "呲呲" can also vaguely smell the smell of the meat being burnt.

The lightning summoned by the graceful female commander also brought a fatal blow to the enemy. When a lightning struck, more than 30 armored hoplites were smashed into charcoal.

Li Ergou also found that the soldiers generally stood beside the magician to cover them, and even sacrificed their lives, and the indifferent magician seemed to take the sacrifice of ordinary soldiers for himself as a normal thing.

"Well, it seems that in this world, the magician should have a higher status, so let's write it down for the time being."

Although the fighting strength of the magicians can all be described as tough, the burly man is not a coward. As the commander-in-chief of tens of thousands of troops, he bravely rushed to kill the enemy, and the bullet fired by the long gun was used by the man with his sword. Splitting open, he kept dodging the soldiers' attacks at a speed almost undetectable to the naked eye, before returning with a fatal blow.

That set of smooth fighting skills made Li Ergou just want to apologize to the screenwriters of the anti-Japanese drama - sorry, I am ignorant.

Soon, the man's body was stained with the blood of the enemy, and he roared loudly. The next second, the afterimage of a lion appeared behind him. With his power-charged blow, a storm was set off. Below, two magicians and more than 300 soldiers were dismembered into pieces of meat.

"So, am I in a TV series adapted from a second-rate fantasy novel? Director, this combat power is a bit buggy!"

But obviously this is not a TV series, and there is no director, because it is impossible to smell such a strong smell of blood on the filming site, as well as the pride and ruthlessness of the soldiers when they were killed, the fear and despair when they were killed, also What actors cannot show, only when they are there, can they understand what war means.

This point, Li Ergou can't be more clear, not only in the small landlocked country in Central Asia before, he has also fought in the Middle East, Africa, South America, whether it is terrorists or radical private armed forces, they will die when they die Show the richest and most authentic expression.

In short, there is no adulteration in the war at hand, it is a real war.

Go, Li Ergou, let's go to the battlefield. Isn't dying on the battlefield the way you have always dreamed of dying? Don't you want to meet your little sister Hina as soon as possible? How lonely is she alone in heaven? Do you have the patience to be a brother?

A voice recalled in Li Ergou's mind.

"If only it hadn't been for that **** illness..."

That little girl who only likes to wear a Gothic Lolita dress all day long has clear and transparent eyes like glass beads, Li Ergou once swore in his heart to live for her, protect her, take care of her, and wait for the future. One day, watching her be taken away by a man who is stronger and better than himself is Li Ergou's greatest wish in his life.

She is what Li Ergou is all about.

"Brother Yinyue."

Hearing Xiaochu's name, Li Ergou couldn't help frowning.

"Silly girl, how many times have I said it, I'm not called Li Yinyue anymore, I'm called Li Ergou now, you should call me Ergou brother." Li Ergou paused, "Tell me, what's the matter? Do you want pocket money to buy a Lolita dress again? I really can't help you, tell me, how much?"

"No, Brother Yinyue, look at this!"

Hina took out the admission letter from the University of Paris from behind.

"Passed the test?" Li Ergou's eyes widened, and he couldn't help himself. Xiaochu was studying very well, but Li Ergou never thought that she would actually be able to pass the test. "Congratulations, Xiaochu!"

"Brother, little chick is going over there, brother, let's go with little chick too."

The little chick said shyly.

"Silly girl, brother still has work to do." Li Ergou smiled softly, touched her head and said, "Otherwise, what will we use to feed our little chicks?"

"Brother doesn't have to work, Xiaochu is an adult now, and there are ways to support my brother!" Xiaochu's eyes are full of strange colors, "Scholarships are good, Xiaochu also works part-time on the Internet to do some design, earn money Enough for us to live together as brothers and sisters."

"That can't be done, my brother can't be a scumbag man who is supported by my sister." Li Ergou said softly, "But Xiaochu's heart is taken by my brother. Thank you, you are my proud sister."

"Brother!" Xiaochu patted Li Ergou's hand away and said loudly, "Xiaochu hates brother to do 'summer vacation work', Xiaochu just hopes that brother can be more selfish and think more about himself, instead of I think about Xiaochu in everything, does brother understand Xiaochu's feelings? Brother doesn't want to be a scumbag man who is supported by his sister, and Xiaochu doesn't want to be a scumbag woman who is supported by his brother!"

Li Ergou was suddenly frightened by his sister's aura. He could be a Shura on the battlefield, but at home, his sister seemed to have a stronger aura than those terrorists.

"Little chick, what do you think I should do?"

"As you wish, brother, whether you go to a relationship, go to a university, go on a trip with friends, or spend more time with the little chick in your spare time, you can make the little chick happier. But Brother, you never do that, you only know how to make money blindly, you think that will make the little chick happy, but that's just your wishful thinking!"

"I'm sorry, little chick, I know I'm wrong." Li Ergou bowed his head and apologized.

"Brother, little chick, I hope you think more about yourself and live a happy life, understand?"

"Watching you grow up day by day is my greatest happiness."

However, the apology is an apology. Li Ergou still goes his own way. In order to take care of his sister more conveniently, Li Ergou joined the French Foreign Legion and participated in more missions with extremely high risks and generous rewards.

Li Ergou decided to make more money when he was young, so that he could bring a perfect life to the little chick.

But unfortunately, my sister who was very healthy suddenly fell ill one day.

At the end of the day, all the hard work is nothing but a basket of water.

Chapter 4 Helpless

The brightness of the bright moon shines on the earth, and the war is still going on, but it is not as intense as the battle during the day.

As for the noble woman who seems to be a magician and the burly man in heavy armor, it seems that they have all evacuated from the battlefield. From time to time, there are sounds of fighting in the forest. It is obvious that the two armies of different forces have changed from large-scale battles to small groups. Interspersed with troops, or intelligence warfare between scouts.

Li Ergou still did not come down from the tree. In fact, he had a slight urge to rush to the middle of the battlefield to fight to death. In Li Ergou's opinion, that was the best way to die.

However, that was just Li Ergou's impulse, he didn't want to seek death too obviously.

And his soldiers have no injustice and no grudges, why do you want to fight with them? Still fighting for your life?

It is true that few guys who enjoy war and slaughter are good birds, but there may also be ordinary people who were innocently involved in the war, or there are also good men who had to join the army in order to support their sisters. Thinking of this, Li Ergou There is no reason to fight them.

So continue to hide and everything will be fine.

He didn't intend to commit suicide, and he didn't intend to take the initiative to commit suicide, otherwise, if he went to Elysium, the little chick would definitely be angry with himself.

However, when the end moment comes, he will not despair, nor will he panic, he will only wear an indifferent smile and embark on the journey that everyone is destined to go with a normal heart.

As for the rest of life, it's still better to step on the watermelon rind and slide it.

At this time, the voices of soldiers came from under the tree again. One of the soldiers seemed to be roaring. Although Li Ergou could not understand their language at all, his excellent comprehension ability made him see that the soldiers below were talking On a reconnaissance mission, the soldier in a light military uniform who was roaring should be the captain of the squad if he guessed correctly.

The distance is very close, Li Ergou can even hear their breathing. At this distance, if Li Ergou wants to make a move, he can completely drop their heads in a few seconds, but he does not intend to do so, he I'm just watching a third-rate Western fantasy movie. How can the audience go to the movie and go wild.

However, if they are really lucky enough to find themselves, then Li Ergou can only send them on the road.

At this time, a flame bomb suddenly flew in the distance, instantly turning the squad leader who was still giving orders and showing off his power into a black corpse at high temperature. The thick black blood clots instantly gave off a disgusting odor. Obviously The flame bomb was not just as simple as ordinary burning, but it was also highly poisonous. Li Ergou could clearly see that the charcoal-like object that was hunched over was exuding green liquid.

At the same time, the tree was also set on fire. If he did not come down from the tree, the next person to be set on fire would be Li Ergou himself.

He smiled wryly, quite helpless.

"I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon illuminates the ditch."

The soldier couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the black-haired man who suddenly jumped down from the tree.

"I know you don't understand what I'm saying, but I'll tell you for the time being and advise you not to do anything with me. It's not me who burned your squad leader." Looking at the appearance of these soldiers, they were clearly white people. Appearance, so Li Ergou tried to speak in French.

But obviously, these soldiers are not French, and there is no French Fifth Republic, French Empire, or French State in this world at all, so Li Ergou is undoubtedly playing the piano to the cow when he speaks French.

The soldiers pointed long guns, swords, and spears at Li Ergou, who felt helpless and had to take out the dagger.

Then, the next soldier was hit by a flame bomb flying in another direction, following in the footsteps of the man just now.

"See, I didn't do it, I'm a pacifist, love&peace, OK?" Li Ergou explained again in English.

The remaining soldiers looked at each other, and they didn't look like they were going to let Li Ergou go.

Li Ergou shifted his body slightly, and a flame bullet passed by his waist, just hitting the soldier who was facing Li Ergou.

"It's not my fault, you didn't avoid me yourself."