MTL - Players Please Respect Yourself-v2 Chapter 586 Promotion or bondage?

   Chapter 586 Promotion or Bondage

  [Lazy] eyes widened: "Sister, are you not a human being in reality?"

   The next second, he slapped his old sister into the hole.

   Well, the human-shaped pit on the ground is the power of his sister's blow.

  【Lazy Cloud】 was a little embarrassed and angry: "What nonsense are you talking about... Bah Bah Bah! Don't talk nonsense!"

   [Lazy], who was full of buns, got up hard: "Here, don't scare me!"

  【Lazy Cloud】 angrily: "No! After I put down the soldier king brought by A Fang in the back..."

   "After that!?" [Lazy] swallowed nervously.

   "I was forced to report for the Olympics!"

   "Pfft—" The younger brother burst out laughing, but the elder sister was helpless!

   She akimbo: "One thing is certain, after playing here for a long time, my physical function in reality is infinitely close to the limit of the human body. I ran 100 meters... almost ran in 11 seconds!"

   This time [Lazy] was really surprised. You must know that the women's world record was 10.49 seconds by American sprinter Joyna at the 24th Seoul Olympic Games in 1988.

   This record has not been broken in the past 32 years!

   is known as a record that is not broken by anyone.

  My old sister ran out of this result, saying that she could not be wrong by going further and further on the road of not being a human being.

   At the same time, he felt relieved that the country dared to let her go to the Olympic Games, which proved that this was something that had nothing to do with doping.

[Lazy Cloud] continued to sigh: "My physical function has proved to be quite close to the limit of human beings, but it is still within the normal range. That's why I struggled, it only appeared after playing this game. As a result, the top is now attaching great importance to talking to Xiaoqiang. The "Glory OL" that the studio cooperated with is now."

   I wanted to continue talking, but suddenly I noticed that the battle situation not far away had changed.

   A three-story tall monster with five petal-like lips appeared, and it swept the surrounding more than 100 players in a violent manner.

  [Lazy Cloud] stroked his hair, and when he was about to make a move, there was a sound of cannons coming from behind.

  Sand Sculpture players come alive again.

   "Ahhhh-" [Free Blue Bird] flew into the air by relying on a mortar version [Human Cannon] with a diameter of over one meter. At this moment, he became the most beautiful cub in the sky. If there is no accident, after the magical ballistic calculation of [Heigu Little Angel], [Blue Bird] will be shot into the mouth of the monster.

  Under normal circumstances, this kind of coercive behavior can be translated as - add food to the monster!

   For sand sculpture players, is it a problem to pit teammates?

  What is different from everyone's imagination is that the [Free Blue Bird], who is a killer crab, still has an old-fashioned six-pounder gun with a caliber of 57mm on his waist.

   Please note that this is a 6-pounder cavalry gun modeled after Napoleon's period. Even if it is not cast in bronze, it is made of new raw steel, and the total weight is still 200 kg.

   This thing is the deformed product of Abyss City before there was no TNT and after steelmaking came out. It has been eliminated by the Abyss Legion long ago.

   This style is quite messy!

   Forget about carrying a bazooka, this is an old-fashioned artillery piece!

   This scene is very similar to [Monster Hunter]!

  The long barrel with a total length of more than one and a half meters, most of which is stuffed into the monster's mouth.

   "Dear! Keep your mouth shut! Then say - love me!" This sick guy brought his perversion to the extreme.

   What made the surrounding players spray rice was that the other party seemed to be stressed, and the five-lobed mouth full of spiky fangs really closed!

   "Hahahaha!" A group of sand sculptures burst out laughing on the spot.

   In anticipation, [Blue Bird] pulled the cannon, and the cannon suddenly roared.

   This kind of negative-range artillery fire naturally exerted the greatest power of the artillery shell.

   The blasting bomb passed through the monster's mouth and penetrated through the neck. The violent explosion tore the flesh and blood, and the scarlet liquid bloomed like a cluster of bright red peonies, splitting the air, and then performed the fairy scattered flowers along with the flesh and blood.

   Of course, [Free Blue Bird] is not easy to be funny.

   First of all, this old-fashioned cannon has no brakes, and there is no wheel to help buffer. The huge reaction force when the cannon is fired makes this guy break his hands on the spot.

   And then... it exploded!

   This is killing this funny guy!

   But who can revive the game?

   "Hahahaha!" A group of sand statues took out bags of wine like New Year's and celebrated on the spot.

"Look at it! Learn it! This trick is called [Flying Dragon Riding the Face Cannon]!" When [Blue Bird] was stunned, [Junchen Tianya] was not convinced, and when he saw another big monster coming, he also carried the gun barrel. learn.

   But this time... ahem! When the cannon was fired, the nearby [Black Tea Master] knocked on the barrel of the cannon, and the muzzle was lowered by a degree when the cannon was fired.

  【Junchen】He meows directly into the monster's mouth.

With a    "click", the monsters who subconsciously chewed a few times were stunned.

   Huh Huh?

   Is there any automatic pig feeding?

  This monster has a strong digestive ability, until 30 seconds later, [Junchen Tianya] turned into a mosaic and came out from behind the monster's butt, but he didn't hear the cannon.

   "Pfft!"

"Wa hahaha!"

   As expected, he is a master of rectification [Junchen Tianya], who can rectify a new life every time.

   This incident was also put on the Biu station by the up masters without exception, and once rushed to the daily broadcast champion.

[Lazy Cloud] next to    said, "Don't look at that funny [Junchen], his mental power and reaction power are also much better than ordinary people."

[Lazy] thoughtfully: "Actually, I have a similar feeling, I seem to be about to make a breakthrough. This is not the kind of breakthrough that the game system reflects in the upgrade, but I really want to make a breakthrough myself, from a mortal person. Become a real [shooting master]. Sister, do you know? I secretly went to the archery hall a while ago, and nine of my ten arrows hit ten rings 80 meters away.”

  This is terrifying.

  Compound bows made of modern high-tech materials can pull stronger bowstrings with less force, and the range is much longer than in ancient times.

   But 80 meters away, a person is only a small point.

   Looking at the surprised eyes of the old sister, [Lazy] pretended to be forced: "So I'm going to the Olympics too."

   They didn't know that their situation was summed up on Wang Hao's table by Liu Yuechan in the villa of the Great Heaven Dynasty.

   Wang Hao had a splitting headache.

  He is meow!

   So many players are going to be promoted to quasi-heroes! ?

   Looking at the smiling tool man who was wearing a blue cheongsam to show off his figure, Wang Hao was not angry: "You won't stop them? Didn't I give you permission?"

"It's better to block it!" Liu Yuechan, like the best spring light, stroked her hair and played with her fingers: "What's more, do you think that's enough for the current hero? Or, do you think Can you really win this battle with an attitude of no concern for yourself?"

   (end of this chapter)