MTL - Pirates: The Royal Props Master, Shocking the World-Chapter 340
"To be honest, when I first saw you, I was stunned. I didn't dare to move. I thought it was a ghost."
Hearing this, Lei Luo couldn't help but said helplessly:
"In comparison, you are more like a ghost."
Chapter 437 Inviting Brook to board the ship
Hearing this, Brook picked his teeth with a toothpick.
"Ah, I did spend a year as a ghost. It was a thrilling year."
"Eh, although I don't have a heart, Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho..."
Hearing this, Luffy couldn't help laughing too.
"Ah, that, can I ask a few questions?"
Hearing this, Brooke took out a toothpick, picked his teeth and said:
"Ah, no problem, just ask."
Hearing this, Luffy was excited all over and immediately asked:
"Excuse me, are you shitting?"
Hearing this, Nami punched Luffy directly on the head.
"Hey, how can someone ask this kind of question, and as a skeleton, how could it..."
Before Nami finished speaking, Brook burped out of thin air and said:
"Ah, it will be pulled."
As soon as these words came out, Nami slipped and fell to the ground.
Unexpectedly, the other party really answered, but also answered so calmly.
Hearing this answer, Luffy laughed straight away.
"Okay, second question, your name."
Hearing this question, Brook said without hesitation:
"Ah, Brooke."
Hearing this, Luffy smiled and said:
"Not a bad name."
Hearing the conversation between the two, Lei Luo couldn't bear it anymore.
Time was running out, and Lei Luo didn't want to talk nonsense with Brook, so he directly invited him.
"I forgot to introduce you, we are a pirate team from the East China Sea. Although we don't have any official name, the outside world calls us the Straw Hats."
"Here, we want to invite you to board our ship and sail with us. Do you agree?"
Hearing this, a serious look appeared in Brooke's eyes.
After being stunned for a moment, he burped straight away, and then said indifferently:
"Ah, yes."
Hearing this, Nami was shocked, she didn't expect Brooke to agree to their invitation so easily
"Hey, please, you are too casual, shouldn't you ask questions when facing a stranger's invitation?"
Hearing this, Brook knocked on his head, and then suddenly realized:
"Ah, that is indeed the case, so may I ask, do you care about the food..."
Hearing this, Nami staggered and fell straight to the ground. Why are the people they invited such idiots?
Hearing this, Luffy laughed straight away.
"You're really interesting, Brooke."
"We have a lot of delicious food on board, why don't you come with us to have a look?"
Hearing this, Brook put down his coffee straight away, then walked over and said:
"Ah, no problem."
Hearing Luffy's words, Nami shed two lines of tears in despair. She really had no choice but to deal with this stupid captain.
Soon, Luffy took Brook and boarded the boat of the Straw Hats.
Seeing this rare object in front of them, all the people on board were shocked.
Even Robin, who is known as an archaeologist, also showed a look of horror in his eyes.
"This is really a bone with historical reference value."
Saying so, Robin patted Brook's head straight away.
Then Brook was frightened and hid.
Seeing Brook dodge, Usopp and Chopper jumped straight back for more than three meters.
"Ah, the skeleton actually moved!"
After Brook dodged, he immediately saw Robin, became polite again, bowed and said:
"Hello ma'am, nice to meet you, may I have a look at your panties?"
Before Brook finished speaking, Nami kicked Brook and flew him away.
With the big bag on his head on his head, Brook stood up slowly, and then laughed out loud.
"It's great to see lively people again."
After finishing speaking, Brook farted straight away, then took out a toothpick, picked his teeth and said:
"Uh, to be honest, I haven't eaten for a year. Are you really in charge of food?"
Hearing this, the Straw Hats showed a helpless expression on their faces.
Sanji couldn't bear it anymore, clenched his fists and said:
"Since you haven't eaten, don't pick your teeth, okay?"
Although he said so, Sanji couldn't remain indifferent to the starving people in the sea, even though they were not considered human beings.
Sanji went straight to the kitchen and cooked a big dinner for Brooke.
Soon, several people poured into the cabin, holding knives and forks, or chopsticks, preparing for another battle for food.
Seeing the tense look around him, Brook seemed a little nervous.
"Well, sorry, I want to ask, what are you doing?"
Before Brook finished speaking, immediately after Sanji served the last dish, Luffy's hand, like a spring, popped out instantly.
He took over the food on the table, and saw that Nami had quick eyes and hands, and punched Luffy on the head.
Lei Luo, on the other hand, used Yunyun Fruit to **** a few plates of meat slices, and then hid aside.
Immediately, the table was plunged into chaos, and the surrounding area was filled with smoke and dust.
Brook held a knife and fork, opened his mouth wide, looked at everything in front of him, and didn't know what to do
"Well, sorry to bother you, is this a ritual before eating?"
Just as Brook finished speaking, a piece of fleshy bone hit him directly on the forehead.
This is what wakes Brook up.
Immediately, with moist eyes, he said excitedly:
"Ah, it's nice to be young, but I'm really hungry, can you spare me some trouble?"
Brooke just finished speaking. Sanji came straight behind Brook with a plate of egg fried rice.
Put the egg fried rice directly on the table.
Smelling the delicious egg fried rice, Brooke was moved to tears.
"Ah, thank you very much, Mr. Chef."
After finishing speaking, Brook went straight to eat heartily.
Although it was inconvenient to use a knife and fork, it did not affect Brooke's eating at all.
Soon, everyone's meal-grabbing ceremony was over, and then they saw the scene where Brook ate eggs and fried rice, and he couldn't help showing a look of horror.
Even Sauron, who was always serious, had a look of shock in his eyes, and he couldn't help asking questions.
"Hey, where did all your food go?"
Hearing this, Lu Fei's eyes were even more golden.
"It's amazing, the skeleton can not only shit, but also eat!"
Just as Luffy finished speaking, Nami punched him and knocked him to the ground.
"At the dinner table, don't say such disgusting words!"
The most exaggerated ones are Usopp and Chopper, both holding a cross, with garlic hanging around their necks, approaching Brook slowly.
"Sure enough, everything you've shown now is false, stop pretending, and reveal your true nature!"
Hearing this, Brook stopped straight and looked at Usopp and Chopper with blank eyes.
The frightened Usopp and Chopper hugged each other immediately, with goosebumps all over their bodies.
"sorry…"
Chapter 438 Stolen Shadow? Luffy is angry!
After a while, Brooke let out a series of full belches.
Then he took out the toothpick and picked his teeth.
"Ah, I'm full."
Hearing this, Usopp and Chopper, who were already nervous, fell to the ground immediately, and then said angrily:
"Please, don't be so dull, okay?!"
Hearing this, Brook didn't want to hide any more, and introduced himself directly.
"Actually, you don't have to be afraid, I am an undead who ate the fruit of the underworld."
"Oh, although I have already died once, yo **** ho **** ho **** ho..."
Hearing this, Luffy looked at Brook expectantly, held the knife and fork tightly and said:
"It's so cool, with an immortal body, living all the way from ancient times to the present, it must be very lonely."
Hearing this, Brook directly showed a puzzled look, and then waved his hand.
"Ah, no, no, no, you misunderstood. In fact, I am only seventy years old now."
Hearing this, Luffy suddenly collapsed his face.
"What, then there is no need for undead fruit at all."
"By the way, what's going on with your skeleton?"
Hearing this, Brook burped again and said:
"Actually, I've already died once."
"The ability of the fruit of the underworld is the possibility to give the person with the ability to survive again."
"It's just that after I came back from Huangquan, I got lost here, and when I found my body, it was already like this."
Hearing this, all members of the Straw Hats showed disdain.
Sure enough, a fool.
At this time, Chopper directly raised a hand and said:
"I have a question to ask, have you been sailing alone at sea for so many years?"