MTL - Pirates Make Memes: Get Eight Magic Skills at the Beginning-Chapter 1
Pirate Memes: Get Eight Miraculous Skills at the beginning Author: It’s really not a bragging
Introduction:
(Pirate + meme + invincible, the identity of the protagonist is navy + pirate + revolutionary army, mastering various elemental skills of fire, thunder and dark ice) Yang Ming travels to the world of One Piece and gets the meme-making lottery system. /Anime/Classic lines of game characters, you can get a random ability/item, and even summon the character to appear!
"Work less and get more, and get something for nothing, that is my ideal!" "Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines under one person, and obtaining one of the eight miracles, Saint Thief!"
"Do you want to dance too?" "Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines of Naruto and getting Sharingan!"
"I want this day to never cover my eyes, and this place to never bury my heart!" "Congratulations to the host for getting the golden cudgel!"
It's cool to make memes for a while, and it's always fun to make memes all the time. As long as I make memes fast enough, no one can overtake me.
Chapter 1 Do less and get more, get something for nothing, that is my ideal
In 1510 of the Haiyuan calendar, it was sunny.
The East China Sea, the Kingdom of Goa, the terminal of uncertain things.
A crow fell from the sky and landed on a garbage dump, just about to pick up a rotten apple to satisfy its hunger.
Unexpectedly, a palm suddenly protruded from the garbage dump, frightening the crow to flap its wings quickly, a piece of black feather fell down and landed on an immature face.
"Bah bah bah!"
Yang Ming managed to crawl out of the garbage dump. He was so tired that his whole body ached. He lay down on the garbage dump in a large shape, panting heavily.
As a modern person, Yang Ming would never have imagined that he just stayed up late to do his homework, and the next day he would travel to a different world, and he would appear on stage in such a weird way.
A large number of memories of his predecessor emerged in Yang Ming's mind, which also made him understand his current situation. .
This is the Kingdom of Goya, known as the most beautiful country in the East China Sea. It is ridiculous that this country regards them as dirty existences and discards them all to the terminal of uncertain things.
These dirty existences, in addition to daily garbage, waste and other objects, of course also include people who have been excluded.
Unfortunately, Yang Ming was an orphan and a beggar in his previous life. He could only beg for food every day, and was discarded at the terminal of uncertain objects to fend for himself.
I don't know what the previous body ate, and he died directly, which made it easier for Yang Ming to travel through time and possess himself on this body.
The predecessor didn't have a name, so Yang Ming naturally replaced it with his own name.
Before Yang Ming could clear the memories in his mind, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from a distance, and at the same time, a slightly immature voice sounded:
"Ace, Sabo, look, that man is so strange, he is sleeping on the garbage dump with no clothes on."
Yang Ming's ears moved slightly, he raised his upper body with some difficulty, and looked in the direction of the sound.
Three naughty children came chasing and fighting back and forth.
The person in front was wearing a red sleeveless vest, and his black hair looked messy under the sea breeze. He was always holding a steel pipe tightly in his hand, and his eyes were sharply scanning his surroundings, paying attention to the surrounding situation at any time.
The boy behind him was wearing a blue aristocratic dress and a tall black hat on his head. There was an air of yearning for freedom between his brows.
The little boy hanging at the end was the youngest, with a straw hat much bigger than his head hanging on his back. At this moment, he was pointing in the direction of Yang Ming with a finger, showing an extremely exaggerated expression.
As a Pirate fan, Yang Ming recognized at a glance that the three in front of him are the three famous brothers in later generations, Luffy, Ace, and Sabo.
Yang Ming knew that Lu Fei's aesthetics was always based on strange points, but he couldn't help but look down at himself curiously.
He is short in stature, with slender arms, about the size of a child of six or seven years old, and has no extra clothes on his body. In addition, he was buried in a garbage dump for a period of time, with dirty stains on his body, and at the same time exuded a foul smell. odor.
When the three of Lu Fei came in front of Yang Ming, there was a muffled sound of "gurgling" in Yang Ming's stomach.
Yang Ming's face turned pale, and he felt bad luck for a while.
In his previous life, he spent all day picking up **** in the **** heap for a living. Whether he could get enough to eat was a problem. Now, Yang Ming was so hungry that he was dizzy and unable to do anything.
Ace's eyes were alert at first, and he looked Yang Ming up and down. After hearing the sound of hunger coming from Yang Ming's belly, his expression gradually eased.
Their adventures at the Terminus of Uncertainty offended many people.
There are often many scavengers, thieves, bandits and other people haunting here, and there are even human traffickers who abduct and sell children.
Before, Ace suspected that Yang Ming was the bait that those people put out for fishing, trying to attract them.
But now it seems that he is overwhelmed.
Yawning is contagious, and so is hunger.
"Gululu~"
After a while, Lu Fei clutched his shriveled stomach and said:
"I'm so hungry! When are we going to eat?"
"Now go to the beach and get some food." Sabo said.
Seeing that the three of them were about to leave, Yang Ming knew that he was alone and would never be able to survive in this world of the weak and the strong. Only by hugging these three thick legs could he survive. Follow up.
"My name is Yang Ming, can I join you?"
Before Ace and Sabo spoke, Luffy immediately smiled:
"Okay, with new friends joining, I won't be the last person in the future!"
Sabo has no comment.
Ace is a precocious person, and he didn't want to admit someone who didn't know the details into their circle.
However, Ace also knew that Luffy looked silly, but if the other party was someone with malicious intentions, Luffy would not invite him.
With the acquiescence of Ace and Sabo, Yang Ming successfully mixed into their small circle.
In order to take care of Yang Ming, the group did not walk too fast. They stopped and stopped all the way, left the area where the garbage was piled up, and came to the seaside.
Under the blue sky, there is an endless sea. From time to time, seagulls fly down from the sky, lightly tap from the sea, and bend their heads to pick up a sea fish.
The four work together, Ace and Sabo are in charge of fishing, Luffy is in charge of looking for combustible objects nearby, such as branches, pieces of paper, etc. Yang Ming is weak, so he stays where he is, picking up shells and conch nearby Things like that, while simply building a bonfire with the firewood Luffy found.
Yang Ming went to summer camp with his classmates before, and had some experience in the woods in the suburbs. The process of building a bonfire went smoothly.
When Ace and Sabo came back with a salmon on their shoulders, the campfire was already lit.
Sabo took out a switchblade from his pocket and scraped off the scales from the salmon with great experience.
Taking advantage of this time, Ace and Yang Ming asked about Yang Ming's background by the way.
When he learned that Yang Ming was a homeless beggar orphan, Ace understood somewhat.
Existences like Yang Ming's predecessor are not uncommon in Goa Kingdom.
The Kingdom of Goa was very backward, and the gap between the rich and the poor was extremely wide.
The scientific and technological products on the great waterway are only popular among the aristocratic circles of the Kingdom of Goa, and have not circulated among the bottom.
The people at the bottom still cultivate the land and grow economic crops such as cotton and rubber, and then use their own cheap labor to sell raw materials at low prices to merchants who buy them, so as to obtain meager income.
Once there is an unexpected situation, the people at the bottom will not be able to obtain enough supplies for survival, and they will either venture out to sea to become pirates, or start a robber's business without money.
Generally speaking, the low-level people who do this kind of thing end up in prison or die without a place to bury them.
It is very rare to be able to become a famous pirate.
Most people, probably not long after they came up with the idea of becoming pirates, were reported by their neighbors, arrested by the city guards, and thrown into prisons.
"Yang Ming, do you have a dream?"
Without waiting for Yang Ming to answer, Lu Fei patted his chest and shouted with high ambition:
"My dream is to become the One Piece and get the legendary secret treasure!"
Ace and Sabo covered their faces.
Having such a younger brother who is in the second year of middle school really makes them not know what to say.
"Dream?"
Yang Ming looked up at the blue sky and white clouds at a 45-degree angle, and his thoughts seemed to return to his previous life.
As a student, Yang Ming's driving force is to study hard. After the college entrance examination, he will be admitted to a famous university, and then work hard to take the postgraduate entrance examination and public examination, and strive to become a member of the establishment. settled.
Yes, this is Yang Mingping's ordinary dream.
Yang Ming withdrew his thoughts, shrugged, and said:
"Work less, get more, get something for nothing, this is my ideal!"
When Yang Ming finished speaking, a voice suddenly came from his mind.
"Ding!"
"It has been detected that the host meets the system binding qualifications, and now it is officially bound to the meme-making lottery system. Once the host speaks classic lines such as film and television dramas, animations, novels, etc., the host can get a chance to draw beautiful prizes!"
"Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines under one person. Now I have a chance to draw a lottery. Do you want to start the lottery roulette?"
system?
A gleam flashed in Yang Ming's eyes.
Travelers must have a system. Yang Ming originally thought he was an exception, but he didn't expect that he also got a system.
Moreover, from the looks of it, this system seems to be a little tricky, as long as you keep saying all kinds of lines, you can continue to get lucky draw opportunities. Once you draw a powerful prize, won't it take off from Wuhu?
With excitement, Yang Ming remained calm on the surface and continued to chat with the three of Ace to enhance their relationship, while on the other hand he wasted his chance to draw a lottery.
In Yang Ming's line of sight, a roulette wheel that no one else could observe emerged.
The lottery roulette is divided into several large grids, corresponding to different prizes.
Summoned characters: Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao, Zhao Fangxu, Fang Zizai, Zhang Huaiyi, Wugensheng...
Eight Miraculous Skills: The Origin of Qi Body, Fenghou Qimen, Divine Mechanisms, Juling Dispatch Generals, Liuku Immortal Thieves, Daluo Cave View, Tongtianlu, Both Hands.
Cultivation method: five thunders rectification method, Quanzhen inner alchemy, Yuwu, Wuhou Qimen...
Can still summon characters?
Yang Ming looked at the prizes on the lottery roulette, and wanted to complain:
"Children are the ones who have to choose, of course adults want everything!"
However, Yang Ming also knows that the system is the uncle, and it does not depend on will at all.
Under the strange gaze of the three of Ace, Yang Ming ran to the beach, washed his sloppy hands with sea water, put his palms together in front of his chest, and sincerely recited in his heart:
"Amitabha, Holy Mary, Sasge, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, you must draw out the prize I want!"
As if deeply moved, the pointer of the lottery roulette slowly stopped at...
Chapter 2 Liuku Immortal Thief! saint thief
Under Yang Ming's nervous gaze, the pointer of the lottery roulette slowly landed in the column of Eight Wonders.
[Liuku Immortal Thief]: The ultimate exercise method, by exercising the large intestine, small intestine, stomach, triple burner, gallbladder, and bladder, so as to create a physique that is invulnerable to all poisons, and because it can perfectly absorb food energy, it can grow slowly Physical fitness, after reaching a great achievement, can even quickly repair physical injuries.
Liuku Immortal Thief, also known as Saint Thief.
Saints never die, but robbers never stop.
At the beginning of Liuku Immortal Thief's establishment, he wanted to seize the vitality of the world for his own use!
After the lottery draw was over, a lot of information about Liuku Immortal Thief flooded into Yang Ming's mind.
Yang Ming seemed to be able to do it from birth, and his body operated the Liuku Immortal Thief Method by itself. As his abdomen rose and shrank, with every breath, Yang Ming felt the stale air in his body being exhaled continuously, and at the same time the pure air between heaven and earth Being breathed into the body, it gives people a refreshing feeling.
However, after only one round trip, Yang Ming felt even hungrier.
Everyone who has cultivated Liuku Immortal Thief can be said to be a big stomach king.
Yang Ming returned to the bonfire immediately, took the switchblade handed by Sabo, and didn't care that the grilled fish was only half-cooked, and immediately scraped off a piece of meat from the fish, and swallowed it in one gulp.
"Hot hot!"
As soon as the still steaming fish fell into the mouth, besides giving Yang Ming a hot burning sensation, there was also a fresh and tender taste of the fish.
A mouthful of fish meat slid down the throat into the abdomen, and the whole stomach began to wriggle, digesting the fish meat quickly, and took out the essence of the fish meat, and traces of Qi began to spread along the limbs and veins.
Yang Ming felt a warm current rising from his abdomen, and his whole body's energy was also lifted.
The two salmon that Ace and Sabo caught weighed more than ten kilograms, and stood on the campfire with more than a dozen wooden forks.
As Yang Ming gobbled it up for a while, the other three immediately whetted their appetites and immediately joined the battle group, scrambling for the remaining fish, regardless of other things.
