MTL - New Times, New Hell-Chapter 137 Fanwai: Retirement plan (on)
"Happy birthday to you~ I wish you a happy birthday~ Happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to the solar calendar~"
There is a huge double-layered cream cake in the office of Luofeng headquarters. The cake is written with Qiao Leke sauce: Happy birthday to Chen Yangli!
Next to the cake, Luo Feng’s staff is singing a birthday song for the Chen Yangli of the operation department of the Guidu Ghost City Platform. After the birthday song is finished, Chen Yangli, who is surrounded by the middle, reaches out and puts the fire on the candle. Knocked out, excited and disappointed on the face, and hugged goodbye with colleagues: "Thank you, I am very happy to work with you."
Everyone sent blessings:
“Congratulations, happy reunion!”
"I wish you a good trip, a smooth life!"
"Be a good man, a hundred years later, Luo Feng will see you again!"
"I wish you good life."
Yes, as one of Luo Feng’s earliest employees, Chen Yangli finally came to the time of reincarnation. This is the day he gave birth, that is, the birthday of the world.
True birthday.
Luo Feng is now also a company that attaches great importance to the construction of corporate culture. It is very important for the retirement of old employees like Chen Yangli. As soon as Chen Yangli’s birthday was confirmed, the Administration began to prepare a grand farewell party for him. He also booked a huge birthday cake according to the standard of human birthday.
However, when the employee of Yang’s office retires from retirement, he will receive a farewell gift from a colleague. Chen Yangli’s retirement is a direct reincarnation. The so-called life does not bring, the death does not take away, everyone will naturally not give him a gift, but instead he I distribute my own things in the underworld to my colleagues.
Now with the life planning app, the ghost can know the date of their reincarnation in advance, and naturally can handle their own property in the future before reincarnation. For example, Chen Yangli spent 77.8 on his deposit and donated it. A nutritious lunch fund for the preparation of the hungry ghost road, only the flowers can not be taken away.
"My car will be for you." Chen Yangli handed a car key to Kang Jin, "Scissors door, large displacement, imitation of the Latin style, pull the wind."
The cars in the underworld are all burned. Naturally, they can only be like Ferrari. It is impossible to be a real Ferrari.
"Okay, I will take good care of it." Kang Jin took the car key.
"My account will inherit from you." Chen Yangli solemnly wrote the account number and login password of "Customer Service" on the card and handed it to the new colleague who took over his work. "This is the most valuable of our company. Customer service account, the whole platform is the first, and you must keep it."
The colleague was sweating and stressed: "I try my best, I try."
This colleague has already read Chen Yangli's work record, and he believes that it is difficult for him to be able to sell and be able to sell.
When Chen Yangli sent his own things to seven or eighty-eight, Yan Guangzhao came over and asked: "Yes, after your reincarnation, your graveyard will be empty. At that time, you may be occupied by a ghost, you need us to help you. Not?"
Some situations in the underworld are similar to those in the sun. For example, the cemetery where everyone lives is like a house in the world. If the ghost is born, the cemetery becomes an unowned cemetery. Over time, it will be occupied by wandering lonely souls. They will also steal the sacrifices of the original tomb. Generally, after two or three generations, the relatives of the original tomb will also die. The tomb is gradually forgotten by the stranger, the cemetery is abandoned, and the new cemetery is covered, or the land is used. Do other.
But the ghosts and people's mentality are also very similar in some aspects. Although they have reincarnation, this is, after all, their own cemetery, buried their own bones, and naturally they are not willing to be occupied by the ghosts and ghosts.
"Oh, nothing. I have already gone through the cemetery transfer procedure at the company and transferred my cemetery to my nephew." Chen Yangli said that the ghost is also a relative of friends in the underworld, of course, you can also give your graveyard Live with your own relatives and friends.
However, there was no unified management before, and it was all self-issued by the people. Therefore, sometimes encountering a hegemonic wild ghost, regardless of the three seven twenty-one, the situation of the 鹊 鹊 nest has occurred from time to time. Now Luo Feng provides the cemetery transfer service. As long as you pay a certain fee, you can apply for a transfer on Luofeng's system. The result of the transfer is protected by Luofeng, and the protection period is until the cemetery is re-taken back by the relevant departments of the human body.
Yan Guangzhao sighed with relief: "That's good."
"Hey, this cemetery is sometimes troublesome to manage and it is very troublesome." Chen Yangli complained, "When I am dying, I must first say good things to my grandchildren. I will arrange my living quarter directly after I die, and save money." Also save trouble."
The community is an analogy of the underworld. It refers to the cemetery, the small Buddhist temple, the funeral home, etc., which are concentrated in the registration of the ashes. Because there are special personnel to manage, the ghosts and ghosts can’t get in, and the place where the ghosts live is more cramped, so it is called It is a residential area.
Yan Guangzhao: "At that time, I didn't know what it was like."
Chen Yang has thought about it for a moment: "It’s also right, maybe it’s time to start sending the ashes into space."
As he spoke, Yu Zhengdu and Shangyu came together.
Yu Zhengdu said: "The solar calendar, the boss has a gift for you."
"Ah, too, too polite." Chen Yangli was somewhat flattered.
As a ghost king, Shangyu has always been a tribute to the ghosts. Where is the ghost who dares to want him, so when he hears that there is a gift to send him, Chen Yang’s subconscious is shocked first, then scratches his head. : "And, don't take it."
Shang Yang waved his hand: "You have received it first."
He took out his mobile phone and opened a page to Chen Yangli: "You click."
Chen Yang looked at it and suddenly sprayed: "This is... the lottery program?"
"Yes, lottery." Shangyu showed a smirk.
I saw that the mobile phone page is a turntable. The turntable pointer corresponds to several different awards: heavy illness exemption (1 time), cosmetic risk exemption (3 times), accident exemption (1 time), lottery winning chance (1) Times) and so on.
Chen Yang has even talked with his words: "Isn't that what I thought?"
Yu Zhengdu said with a funny smile: "It is what you think."
Chen Yangli said incredibly "ah": "Can this also draw?"
"Yes." Yu Zhengdu laughed. "But the result of the lottery is not realized from the life and death book system. It is the boss who personally implements it for you."
Chen Yang’s eyes blinked and he did not respond.
The calculation logic of the life and death book system is determined, and Luo Feng can't interfere and manipulate it. Therefore, even if it is Luofeng headquarters, it can't be based on personal preference for the employee's birth, but as Luofeng's employee, it is dead. After contributing to the work of the order of the underworld, there is still an advantage that ordinary ghosts do not have in the accumulation of good and evil values.
For example, Chen Yangli was just an ordinary people in the past, but because he worked long hours in Luofeng, the service was done well, and the evaluation was high. He contributed to Luo Feng’s performance and the economic management of the underworld. The accumulation will be much higher than the death of the family. The family environment for the next birth will be very good. There will be a degree room in the first-tier cities, and you will be able to struggle for decades after birth.
When Yu Zhengdu first entered Luofeng, Shang Yang often proposed some functions that made him crazy. For example, he provided a lottery spree for the ghost of the reincarnation, so that the ghost can carry out a tireless face and have a strong body that will not get sick for a lifetime. When the opportunity is met, these are not realized in the heavenly system such as the life and death book.
But as a ghost king, he can still use his own strength to make some flexible choices for his employees after reincarnation.
For example, if you are dissatisfied with your appearance, although you can't pinch your face when you are reincarnation, the current human face plastic surgery technology is developed, and you can use your own strength to avoid the risk of cosmetic surgery.
Or, although the system can't give anyone a body that doesn't get sick for a lifetime, Shangyu can also help the original employees avoid serious illnesses that may occur, and avoid accidents.
Of course, these can't be too much, so there are limits.
A mortal's life is very fragile. A serious illness or an accident can bring a devastating disaster to a person and a family. Therefore, even if the business can only help to avoid it once, it is also a great reward for the mortal.
After understanding that this was a lottery package provided by Shang Hao himself, Chen Yangli was excited at once: "Is it really ok?"
The surrounding colleagues saw the movement here, and they all came around and saw the lottery page boiled.
"I am going, the company has this kind of welfare!"
"Great, my face is saved. I didn't dare to try plastic surgery before, I was afraid of something going wrong. I will wait for the next life to follow Audrey Hepburn!"
“Wake up, first of all, you have to get a cosmetic risk exemption.”
"Ah, I hope that I can get a heavy illness exemption when I retire. This is much more useful than the heavy illness insurance of the human company." After all, human severe illness insurance can only compensate after illness, and this is really true. Let people not get sick and solve problems from the source.
Shang Xiao smiled slightly: "Don't be excited, the lucky draw package will be updated later."
Yu Zhengduo looked at him with a squint. The boss secretly designed this lottery package for a while. This package can't be opened to the whole yin. It is good to be a self-employed company because it consumes the mana's mana and mortal. The exemption is also within the controllable range and does not violate the calculation logic of the book of life and death.
The most important thing is that it is good to be happy.
"Fast, take a look." A colleague couldn't help but chanting Chen Yangli.
Chen Yang has smashed his hand and clicked the lottery button under the eyes of the public. His colleagues shouted loudly and each had their own biases:
"Heavy illness! Serious illness!"
"Unexpected! Accident!"
"Cosmetology! Facelift!"
"The lottery! I choose the lottery!"
Chen Yangli heard a black line: "Can you abbreviate it? It sounds so unlucky."
In the eyes that everyone is looking forward to, the pointer has slowly stopped on the grid of “heavy illness exemption (1 time)”.
Chen Yang Li Yang laughed: "Ha ha ha, I can rest assured that I will stay up all night!"
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