MTL - Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins-Chapter 5

Although this fart child often said that it was full of goose bumps, but looking at the streamer's look of the hair, Cheng Nuo still wisely chose to secretly scratch.

After this toss, when going back, Cheng Nuo was already hungry and stuck back.

The streamer movement skillfully fired a stove in the yard, throwing a few pieces of meat into a dilapidated cauldron, and adding a handful of salt to the water. The fire was dazzling, and the streamer added some firewood from time to time, and the aroma of the meat quickly overflowed into the air.

Cheng Nuo remembered the steps of the fire, and in the blink of an eye became the original inhabitant who did not understand anything. He was very impulsive.

The aroma quickly attracted a couple of eleven-year-old gray-skinned children, who swallowed their mouths and stood in the distance but did not dare to lean forward. The streamer glanced at them and he had to eat alone with the future wife.

He impatiently pointed to the path of Chengnuo: "This is Cheng Nuo, my person, who should move him, don't blame me for interrupting his legs. Changchun, the rest will take you a few points."

Cheng Nuo’s mouth was pumped a few times, and the small man was a little smaller than this group of children, but he was very embarrassed. The current movements and expressions are very similar to the gangsters who introduced the new members to the younger brother. He remembered the voice of Changchun, the child who had previously said that he had a bowl of broth with the streamer.

Chang Chun carefully watched Cheng Nuo recognize his face, laughed out a row of white teeth, and the children ran away with the leftover raw meat.

The meat is finally cooked, and the streamer is not afraid of hot, grabbing a leg of meat and stuffing it to Cheng Nuo. Cheng Nuo's hands were so busy that he threw it into the bowl, and he also took a leg and smashed it up.

The taste of the meat is somewhat like beef. The texture is rough and tough, and the seasoning is salty, but Cheng Nuo is eating very fragrant, and eating it is unconsciously looking at the streamer. The two of them licked in the yard and had oil on their hands. The meat in the pot quickly fell halfway.

Cheng Nuo licked the stomach that he quickly opened. He ate a leg and ate nearly half a catty of meat. The streamer was smaller than he ate. It was estimated that he had eaten nearly three pounds of meat. But now is the underage body, eating meat is obviously unhealthy, and it is difficult to digest.

Cheng Nuo remembers that there was a field on the road, and asked the streamer: "Do you have food for farming?"

"No." The streamer didn't care. "There is not much to plant in the farming here. It is better to kill some beasts and get them in the town."

However, listening to the streamer said that the nearest town is also a hundred miles away, things can be sold there, and can also be exchanged with the former caravans. There are business roads there, but there are many rogues.

Cheng Nu sighed, and the field was long with a lot of wild vegetables. He had to learn to distinguish which ones can eat and which ones can't eat. There is a small shack next to the streamer, but you can see nothing at a glance. Streamering this child does not know how to grow up, the typical one is full of family and not hungry.

Streamer dropped two pieces of meat in the bowl and looked at Chengnuo and said, "I am going to give it to Ge."

"I will go too." Cheng Nuo also quickly stood up. The medicine really worked. After the smearing, I felt that the bruises on my legs were scattered and it was not so painful.

The master is in the folk, this sentence does have some truth.

The streamer-seeing voyage is learning how to live here, and my heart is naturally happy. On the way, I will tell Chengnu who the shacks are nearby, and the character of those people. But those dilapidated houses, people's expressions and clothes are too similar, and Cheng Nuo has barely remembered a few people, and he still can't tell the direction here.

When I arrived at Gejia, two men in the yard were drying herbs, one was an old man who had given a streamer of wound medicine, and the other age seemed to be a few years old. The two are very intimate and smile from time to time.

Cheng Nuo was weird and didn't think much, and the streamer had already shoved himself into the door.

The streamer held the bowl in his hand and shouted: "Ge is the home, I am giving you this afternoon."

The younger one smiled and said: "Women, give the little steamed steamed bread to the little one."

The old man smiled and walked over and caught the streamer bowl. He didn't see Chengnuo's face before the fence. He couldn't help but wonder: "Is this?"

Streamer is impatient: "Come on, called Cheng Nuo, your old man is really older and more embarrassed."

Cheng Nuo has no reason to say that he is not respectful, because he has been completely called by Lei. The old man, accustomed to calling another old man, a wife...

He determined that he did not have a back, and then took a closer look and determined that both of them were genuine men.

Cheng Nuo didn't ask if he bit his lip, and there was a bad feeling in his heart. Before the streamer called the old man is "Ge Dangjia", and this is "Gejia's"...

The streamer left the hoes, and Cheng Nuo followed him mechanically, his eyes stunned with a sleepwalking expression.

When he returned to the grass shed, Cheng Nuo stood still and pulled the streamer's arm and asked, "Why are you calling me a wife?"

Slightly glimpse, unnaturally scratching the hair: "Of course because you are a female." And looking at it is also pleasing to the eye.

"...I have a different body with you?" Cheng Nuo asked stiffly. Rely, don't say that there is no woman in this world, men are weak and what is the female of shit!

The streamer's face is red, and the anger is ruined: "That's still asking! Why don't you know that you are so shameful, ask this question!"

auzw.com Cheng Nuo slammed a branch from the ground and quickly drew a female stick figure on the land. Streamer glanced at the curiosity: "What do you paint?"

"..." Cheng Nuo had the urge to vomit blood. He simply added an eyebrow nose to the round face of the painting, pointing to the person's bumpy body. "Don't you have such a person here?"

The streamer glared at him, a look of contempt: "Who will grow like this? Monster?"

Cheng Nuo’s legs twitched softly on the ground, and his eyes were black.

Especially when you wear this bird, you don’t have to smash the grass and kill the human life. It’s still a male planet that even the sisters don’t have! This is not a walk in the pit, and it is directly dropped into the crater!

How did he become a so-called "female" when he wore it here? Is his chromosome changed from "xy" to "xx", or is the male hormone secreted in the body turned into a female hormone?

And the special base is to stir the base, what is the male female!

Streamer looked at his face in a burst of white, worried: "What happened to you?"

Cheng Nuo stood up fiercely, pulling the thin arms and going to the house. The power of the explosion was amazing. The streamer feels strange, but there is no resistance.

When I arrived at the house, I went to the door and started to smash the clothes. I muttered in my mouth: "I want to see what the male looks like!"

The streamer did not react at all in the horror, and Cheng Nuo pulled the belt down and pulled down his trousers. He also had no underwear, and the two thin legs were directly exposed to Chengnuo.

Time seems to have stopped, Chengnuo's hands are stiffly placed on the streamer's trousers, and the mouth of the mouth can be stuffed with an ostrich egg, and the ears are squeaking.

His heart is crazy to brush the screen: potholes! Potholes! There are only two birds in the special shape! What kind of labor is wearing a monster to stir up the base planet! Labor and capital want a sister! Fragrant soft girl! ......

The streamer’s ears are smoking, and I want to pull it up. Cheng Nuo’s hand did not listen to the brain and pinched it. He wanted to make sure that it was true, or that it was an illusion.

Only his hand has not touched it, the streamer finally reacted, and a hand knife cleanly cut the past, and Cheng Nuo "pumped" and fell down.

The streamer’s tumultuous trousers were hand-cranked, and the gauntlet’s eyes were sprayed with fire. For a long while, he gnashed his teeth and said: "The shameless female!"

When he wakes up, he finds himself lying on the bed of streamer, it is already the next morning.

He was disheartened, and he was so desperate that he could not wait to hit the wall a few times. He was eager to shake the neck of the Lord God who was crossing the pipe. What did he do wrong before he was thrown into this pothole?

He felt the murder of Sensen from this world.

The streamer opened the door and came in with a bowl of porridge. When he saw that he woke up, he put the bowl on the table with a grin, and said with a black face: "Get up and eat."

Cheng Nuo looked at the black lacquered roof with a sluggish look. He said, "Slow stream, do you not drip on your body when you pee?"

"...Why do you always ask these strange questions?!" The room rang with the angry snoring of the little boy, and the roof was dusty.

For a long while, Cheng Nuo finally got up and cheered up, and the neck still hurts badly.

He sat on the bed with his legs crossed. Before he listened to the jealousy who said the streamer, he thought that the streamer should be serious.

It is estimated that here is the number of birds determined by the number of birds, especially what is it!

Streamer angry and worried watching Cheng Nuo, how can it suddenly become strange? He hated contempt for the male who was playing female, but Cheng Nuo suddenly rushed over and licked his pants, and he didn't have a way to shoot.

Um, is it true that the future daughter-in-law is really not aware of the difference between male and female? The person who had previously enrolled Cheng Nuo must have taught him nothing. When I thought of it, the streamer was happy.

Ge's daughter-in-law was ran out of the nobility. She was tossed and had no fertility. However, when she met the old man, Ge Laotou also had a good home and did not find a second husband.

These things can be known because the old man is often sitting under the tree to show off the bachelors here. He has heard that there are not a thousand and eight hundred times, and it is almost impossible for those broken things to fall back.

He pushed the bowl of porridge to Chengnuo, don't twist and soften the tone: "You drink, you don't know what to ask me, I will definitely not hit you in the future."

Cheng Nuo snorted and took the bowl of porridge and drank it. Anyway, the **** of crossing the gods was thrown here. How can he still?

Suddenly, he realized a more horrible problem, and the bowl in his hand almost did not fall. He stared at the streamer, shivering and said: "Where is this... Where are the children coming from?"

Streamer silently: "Of course you are a female student, how can you not even know this?"

Cheng Nuo is black, I rub! Where do men live? chrysanthemum? ! Tai Te is so heavy!