MTL - My Wife Has Been Blackened-Chapter 34 God wants to be a matchmaker

  Chapter 34 God wants to be a matchmaker

   Recently, Wufu Village has been a little uneasy.

   There are more than ten chickens and a large cage of rabbits in the old house of the Zhou family. The old lady can pick up a bagful of eggs every morning.

  Since the chickens and ducks were driven back at Zhou's house one day, no matter how her family's livestock were closed every day, they were always at Zhou Chengli's side the next day. Eggs, duck eggs, etc., have never been picked up again.

   Even when I wake up every morning, I can see the deep chicken paw prints on the wall.

"You guys who killed thousands of knives, fed my chickens and ducks some kind of ecstasy soup, ran to your house, and looked at my old hen, the ones who lay eggs have lost a lot of weight. You debt collectors, yes What's wrong with my chickens and ducks!" The old lady cursed angrily.

   Zhou Chengli's face turned reddish, but he couldn't refute it.

   I really want to know what kind of soup Yanyan poured into your chickens. Every morning when you get up, there are a group of chickens and ducks queuing up at the door to lay eggs.

  All go back to eat chicken food at night, and come to lay eggs early in the morning.

  Like a look of being fascinated.

   Zhou Mingan dragged the old lady back with a sullen face. He was about to elect the village chief, but he didn't dare to make any noise.

  He naively thought that the head of Wufu Village was already in his pocket.

   "Niang Quanfu's birthday is about to come, and these villages are going to grab their blessings. Don't hurt your peace, you young people." The old village chief said when he saw Zhou Ming'an's sullen face.

   Zhou Mingan's complexion changed slightly, he nodded quickly, and ran away with the old lady.

  Quanfu Town is famous for its Quanfu Temple, and every three years during the autumn harvest, it attracts many people to come here.

   Among them, several surrounding villages are the main force, one, two, three, four, five Fu villages, and a team of outsiders participating. That team is usually sent by the government and belongs to the official team.

   It is said that the person who grabs the most blessings every time will be blessed by the Queen of Quanfu, which is great luck.

   "Bosses, you should have a good rest these two days. Try to give birth to a fat boy next year." Yang said.

   Dong's stomach didn't have the slightest effect, and Yang was already anxious.

  Dong didn't dare to say a word, but Nuonuo nodded. Almost non-existent.

  There are three ways to be unfilial and having no descendants is the biggest. She is also the eldest son and daughter-in-law. She keeps eating soup and medicine every day, but her stomach is not up to date, so she is naturally a little guilty.

   "Mother, I went to have a look in the river yesterday. The river is almost empty, and I can see a lot of fish backs. I guess it will be hard to find this year." The boss put down the bowl, and Mrs. Dong hurriedly cleaned it up.

  There is a small river in Quanfu Town, which passes through five villages in five directions, and finally converges in the town. In this way, it is difficult to distinguish who belongs to it, and it becomes a common land.

   There were fights because of uneven distribution. Until later, Quanfu Temple released the fry every three years.

  The fry are mixed with lucky fish engraved with the word "Fu" in a special way, and they are distributed according to the number of "Fu" characters caught. Over time, it simply became a special scenery in Quanfu Town.

  The most interesting thing is that grabbing blessings can be matched freely, which has contributed to many marriages. Also called marriage fish.

   The second round of grabbing blessings is even more interesting.

  In addition to competing for luck or competing for luck, the word luck cannot be escaped anyway.

   "Let Yan Yan try this year too. If no one is with her, the third child, you can be with her." Yang paused, still feeling that this daughter could not be beaten.

  At this time, Zhou Laosan only felt the back of his head tremble, as if blocking some kind of heaven-sent marriage. The whole person's back was covered with cold sweat.

  Being bewildered, he nodded silently.

   Xie Mansion.

   "Brother, Dad sent a message. He said he wanted you to go and grab blessings too. Maybe bad luck will be better. Dad also said that some noble person is coming. Who is it?" Xie Yinghui smiled and frowned.

  The last time an attic collapsed in the other courtyard, it is said that it was shaken by the butler's fart?

   This made the Xie family feel that their family was getting worse.

   "However, I think that the aunt in Fuzhong is probably pregnant too much, and he wants to **** Fu to have a son?" Xie Yinghui covered her mouth and chuckled.

   Xie Jingxiu glared at her slightly, he has almost dealt with the matter here.

  If Master Xie hadn’t sent a letter, he would have returned to Beijing to return to his command.

  Xie Jingxiu frowned, sir? There is a little more doubt in my heart.

  I'm afraid that what happened to him this time has aroused suspicion, so let's find out the truth.

   "Go find someone with a tough life." Xie Jingxiu was silent for a moment, then ordered.

  Xie Yinghui's eyes lit up, but thinking that her brother had already beaten him several times, she didn't dare to make a big fuss about finding a girl. Simply plan to fight in person.

   "I'll come, I'm your own sister. Is it possible that I will hinder your marriage?" Xie Yinghui vowed. This will not break the marriage, will it?

  The next morning.

   Xie Yinghui, who was planning to test the poison herself, was broken by a beam falling from the sky.

  Xie Jingxiu...

  Sister, I hurt you!

   "Brother, why don't you find a man for you?" Xie Yinghui, who had a broken leg and looked pale, didn't give up.

  Xie Jingxiu raised his hand to stop him, and simply went to the army to find someone.

  Shi Zhongyu was his childhood playmate and a subordinate in the army. The name of this person is delicate, but he is tall and thick, and his kung fu is not weak. Come to think of it, there will be no accidents, right?

  Xie Jingxiu thought anxiously.

  Kung fu is excellent, and can also deal with all kinds of accidents. It's okay to think about it.

  Xie Damei is deceiving himself and others. Don't even think about your own future daughter-in-law's bad luck, who can hold back? Who can replace her?

  They are both irreplaceable!

   Zhou's family.

  Zhou Laosan's eyes were dull and his expression was bewildered.

  Yang, who witnessed the whole tragedy, pursed her lips and said nothing. His face was as black as a lump of carbon, and he didn't want to say anything.

   How to say what?

  Suddenly a group of hens happened to besiege him, the rooster happened to peck him vigorously, the big goose chased and bit him, and then happened to cause the **** on the wall to fall, which happened to break his leg? ? What's more mysterious is that the direction in which the **** fell is too embarrassing, isn't it? Just force it down!

  If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she wouldn't have believed it!

  Zhou Yanci looked at the sky speechlessly. In the previous life, the family had kissed her three times in order to control her.

  How did it turn out? Zhou Yanci doesn't remember much.

  I only have a vague impression that when she died, those people seemed to be still lying in bed and asked to be served three meals a day.

  Has anyone been rear-end paralyzed by a stroller? Have you been scared by thunder and went into shock and haven't woken up? And one changed sexual orientation?

  Thinking about it this way, Zhou Laosan is actually the luckiest!

  At the same time Xie Mansion, everyone's complexion was also heavy and heavy.

  Shi Zhongyu, who was carried in by someone on a stretcher, seemed to have experienced inhumane torture. He had no color, was tied with white gauze all over his body, and looked pitifully miserable.

"Master Shi was accidentally splashed with boiling water three times along the way, stones fell from the sky twice, fell into two big pits, and was chased by a group of wild dogs for seven streets... Then..." Listening to his subordinates reporting in front of the hall, Xie Jingxiu was expressionless. .

   "These are all unavoidable." After finishing speaking, the subordinate did not forget to look up at the master.

   I really want to take two steps back, it's really scary.

   "How did you get caught in the end?" Xie Yinghui asked in horror.

Shi Zhongyu took a deep breath, and said weakly: "At the gate of Xie's house, a one or three-year-old child threw a banana peel and slipped on it." After speaking, his mouth moved, as if struggling, and finally said nothing .

  He probably had hallucinations, he seemed to feel someone pushing him somewhere, and pressed him against the banana peel! ! Can't even get up...

  Tomorrow is the day to grab the lucky fish.

  Xie Jingxiu...

   Zhou Yanci...

  One is because the luck is bad and everyone can't resist it.

  One is because the blessings are too great for everyone to bear, and they have the same effect.

  (end of this chapter)