MTL - My Stand-in is Steve-Chapter 416 I'm so stupid, I'm making cutouts all over the place
Chapter 416 I’m so stupid, I’m making broken lines everywhere
"You get me out of the gate first, I want to do Aizen." Fang Mo said directly to Urahara Kisuke: "I can't take it anymore, now."
"Are you too anxious?"
Hearing Fang Mo's words, Kisuke Urahara also looked a little strange: "Aizen is very strong, although he may not be your opponent, but he has defected to the Xu circle now... I guess there should be a lot of powerful Xu under his command, Just rush in like this single-handedly?"
"I'm in a hurry."
Fang Mo didn't hide anything, he spread his hands and said, "I'm going to give a funeral to a friend in a while, so I probably won't be with you, so I have to take Bengyu away before that."
"Huh? Did a friend die?"
Kisuke Urahara immediately said: "Well... please express your condolences, but then again, you can wait until this matter is over before coming to get the Bengyu?"
"No, the distance is too far."
Fang Mo shook his head and said: "If you wait for me to come back, Beng Yu may be punished by you, and...maybe you will run into those guys from the Invisible Empire at that time, and it will be even more troublesome."
"Invisible Empire? What is that?"
Kisuke Urahara was taken aback, this was something he had never heard of.
"Of course he is the number one filial son of Death in the world. People in the world call Alsace the Little, who stabbed his own father to death." Fang Mo said directly: "This gang of filial sons is almost a villain per capita. You don't understand that?"
"A dutiful son? A villain?"
Kisuke Urahara was really a little confused: "I can understand these two words, but they are connected together... Sorry, I really can't think of the connection."
"Then you still read less comics."
Fang Mo said cheerfully: "As long as you read more about this aspect, you will know. This villain is usually very big."
Actually, what Fang Mo said is indeed correct.
Looking at the three full-length novels of Sea of Dead Fire, these big villains are really a group of sons in terms of setting.
The villain on Reaper's side is Youhabach, the son of the Spirit King, who stabbed his own father, the Spirit King, to death. The villain on Hokage's side is Kaguya's son Heijue.
As for the pirates, Fang Mo doesn't know much, but he also knows that the villain is Whitebeard's adopted son, that is, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach.
During the Dingshang War, this guy took the life of his father, as well as his devil fruit ability.
It sounds a bit outrageous, but...the accidents are all true, so Fang Mo can't understand what these authors are thinking. It seems that these comics describe a world-class crisis, but actually think about it carefully , seems to be just a family ethics drama.
"read comics?"
Kisuke Urahara was also a little strange after hearing this: "Is there any connection between this?"
"You will know later."
Fang Mo didn't bother to explain so much to Urahara Kisuke right now, and urged him directly: "Anyway, quickly get me a world-transmitting gate, and you should really want me to leave, right? I'll take Bengyu and leave."
"You mean to say..."
Kisuke Urahara recalled the information provided by Xia Yeichi: "After getting the Bengyu, you will leave this world? Are you really not from this world?"
"Otherwise?" Fang Mo asked back: "Do you think human beings can kill the captain of the 13th division of Goutei?"
"...I'm going to help you open the dark cavity."
Urahara Kisuke got up immediately after hearing the words, and walked towards a room.
Seeing this, Fang Mo took the initiative to follow. Of course, Sifengyuan Yeyi also did not fall behind, and soon the three of them came to a basement.
But here is a basement, but the surrounding space is very open, and there is even a false sky, but the ground is relatively barren, with only some jagged stones and dirt. It feels like this should be a testing ground, or used for cultivation. Hidden space.
"How about it, isn't my basement huge?"
After Urahara Kisuke walked down, he said to Fang Mo in a cheerful manner: "By the way, the space in Seireitei is also my work, isn't it amazing?"
"Excellent? That's it?"
Fang Mo looked at Urahara Kisuke calmly. He had seen a similar space when he was in Seireitei, which is the place where Kurosaki Ichigo used to practice swastika. , So at this moment, he said directly: "My basement is about 3.79×10 square kilometers in size, have I shown it off to you?"
"Ahaha, isn't that too exaggerated?"
Kisuke Urahara laughed directly after hearing this, and from the look on his face, the other party obviously didn't believe Fang Mo's words: "In this way, isn't the whole moon your basement?"
"I can show you around later."
Fang Mo waved his hand: "Now, why don't you hurry up and start a world-traveling business?"
"Alright alright."
Urahara Kisuke shrugged, and then slowly walked to a door frame made of stone: "You are really impatient, but this is not something that can be done right away."
"This gate... has a strong sense of sight."
Of course Fang Mo also saw that the stone was made into a gate, so he couldn't help but say something.
Yes, the door frame of this portal is indeed very familiar to him.
Because this thing is very similar to MC's Hell Gate, it is the kind of sharp-edged door frame, Fang Mo even wanted to right-click this thing with a flint and steel to try it, but the material is different from obsidian, the surface of this thing is tangled. Full of all kinds of white talisman paper.
"Huh? Are you interested in this?"
Kisuke Urahara glanced at Fang Mo, and then said: "But this is the portal to the world of corpses and souls. If you want to go to Xuquan, you don't need this."
"Yeah?"
Fang Mo nodded. He had been watching Bleach anime for too long, so he really couldn't remember some details: "Then who is going to Xuquan?"
"You can go directly, use the boundary strike device."
Kisuke Urahara took out a gadget while talking, and fiddled with it: "First of all, I need to adjust the parameters a little bit, um... By the way, can you answer a little question for me?"
"If you're asking about Ye Yi, I've only masturbated her in cat form."
Fang Mo patted Kisuke Urahara on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "Don't worry, brother, I am the real God of Pure Love. Although you are wearing a green hat and hinting at me crazily, I will not be able to bully you this time." .”
"...that's not what I wanted to ask!"
Hearing this, Kisuke Urahara's face darkened again.
"Hey, isn't it?"
Fang Mo deliberately showed a surprised expression: "Sorry, I misunderstood you."
"What I want to ask is..." Urahara Kisuke didn't pay attention to this matter, but squinted at Fang Mo slightly: "Why do you know us so well?"
"It depends on how you understand it."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "High-dimensional observation, timeline deduction, predicting the future, whatever, of course I won't brag about being omniscient or omnipotent... because I have inherited the fine virtues of my ancestors, humility, tolerance, and respect." The old loves the young."
"That…"
Urahara Kisuke opened his mouth, but before he finished speaking, Fang Mo suddenly said, "But since I am the oldest and most powerful dimensional demon god, I myself am the oldest existence in this world, so you You better show me some respect, and at the same time I can become a young girl..."
"Is this good virtue for you to use like this?"
Sifengyuanye, who came from a distance, heard this, and immediately couldn't help complaining: "Aren't you forcing others to respect you and love you?"
"Can't you?"
Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "Have you seen my posture? I am so cute..."
"It looks really cute, but its character is simply a cunning and wicked kid."
Sifengyuan Yeyi recalled for a while and said: "If you really respected the old and loved the young, you wouldn't hurt the captain like that. Do you know what attitude Selingting is treating you now?"
"Could it be...just calling out my name can stop a child from crying at night?"
Fang Mo stroked his chin thoughtfully: "It would be great if that's the case, I remember that woman named Chu Sentao was crying all day long, why don't you record my name and make it into a Great Compassion Curse for her for 24 hours Play it on a loop, maybe it can cure her dog licking disease."
"You can be a human being."
Sifengyuan Yeyi wiped his face after hearing this: "You are already the worst accident in history, okay? It took us a lot of effort to barely rescue the captain, and he is still lying on the bed, Mao The forty-six room also regards you as a serious problem, and your level of danger is even higher than that of Aizen, and you are called a soulless evil disaster."
"What the **** kind of name is Wo Ri?"
Fang Mo immediately cursed after hearing this: "Reaper is a world that competes for fashion value, and these gangsters actually gave me such a stupid name, MD, I can't bear it, and blow up Mao's sixty-four room with one punch!"
"It's the Mao Forty-Six Room."
Kisuke Urahara next to heard the words and reminded him.
"It's okay, I'll kill eighteen more rooms." Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "Didn't Lan Ran kill them all before? Why did they come out again? Are these guys undead?"
"The Mao Forty-Six Room was established by nobles from the Soul Society."
Sifengyuan Yeyi explained: "Aizan did kill them, but wouldn't it be over if each family elects a group of representatives?"
"Understood, you have to get rid of the roots."
Fang Mo nodded directly and said: "Let's go and destroy the nobles of the Soul Realm, Urahara Kisuke, please stop talking, first give me the entire portal to the Soul Realm, and I will kill all directions..."
"You wait for me."
Sifengyuan Yeyi directly grabbed Fang Mo's shoulder: "My family is also a noble in the soul world, okay? What do you want?"
"Oh, almost forgot."
Fang Mo nodded, and then looked at Urahara Kisuke: "That's okay, you should speak up first, I will just let the ghost world go."
"..."
Hearing the conversation between Fang Mo and Yoichi Sifengin, Kisuke Urahara's eyes flickered a few times.
He had heard from Ye Yi before that he had information about the other party, but until now he didn't understand what kind of person the other party was. He felt that he was a guy who was afraid of chaos.
Of course he does have this qualification, but even though he doesn’t have a Reiatsu, it’s too scary to be able to defeat the captain without any damage.
To be honest, Kisuke Urahara doubted whether Aizen could reach this level.
Urahara Kisuke doesn't want such a terrifying guy to be an enemy. Although his origin and identity are very suspicious, Aizen's side has already confirmed that he is an enemy, and his goal happens to be Bengyu... So compared to Provoking two powerful enemies, Urahara Kisuke is more inclined to throw the pot on Aizen's head first.
This is probably a plan like a fight between snipe and clam, let them fight for a victory first.
As for what will happen if Bengyu falls into Fang Mo's hands... The current situation does not allow Urahara Kisuke to think about this kind of thing anymore. If this guy is really **** off, things may get worse by then.
Thinking of this, Urahara Kisuke directly injected spiritual power into the instrument.
Soon the boundary striker was activated, and there was a strange tearing sound in the space in front of them, followed by a black crack in space that opened out of thin air.
"success…"
Kisuke Urahara spoke immediately when he saw this, but just halfway through his words, suddenly a white light flashed through the black crack, and a sense of crisis filled his whole body.
"Broken Way Eighty-one, Duan Kong!"
Before he had time to say more, Kisuke Urahara immediately activated Kido, and a translucent light curtain instantly opened in front of them.
And at the same time, countless white lights burst out from the black cavity, and a series of deafening bangs were heard. The entire underground space seemed to be collapsing, and countless cracks appeared in the light curtain made by Kisuke Urahara in an instant. Seeing this, he immediately raised the crutch in his hand: "Shield of Blood Cloud!"
Accompanied by his voice, the crutch instantly turned into a straight Zanpakutō.
Immediately afterwards, the blood-like energy formed a shield in front of him, which barely blocked the aftermath.
"Hoo..."
Kisuke Urahara heaved a sigh of relief upon seeing this.
"Why did it fail?" And at this moment, Sifengyuan Yeyi who was next to him also showed a strange expression: "What's the matter with these white lights?"
"Don't know..."
Urahara Kisuke lifted his hat, and subconsciously frowned: "Maybe it's Aizen's hands and feet. The broken boundary seems to be unstable at present, and there is an amazing energy inside that is constantly destroying the space."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
Just as he was saying this, Fang Mo next to him suddenly coughed violently.
"Huh?" Sifengyuan Yeyi looked at Fang Mo strangely when he saw the situation: "What is your expression? Are you... guilty?"
"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."
Fang Mo said with wandering eyes: "I have never stepped into the half-step boundary, and I plan to find trouble with Aizen..."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that you tore open the black cavity and walked in." Hearing what Fang Mo said, Sifengyuan Yeyi became more convinced of his conjecture, and immediately leaned over and asked, "You tell the truth, Did you do this?"
"How the **** did I know that this boundary is so fragile."
Now that it was seen, Fang Mo stopped acting, and said directly, "I just shot a little bit inside, but the boundary collapsed. Isn't the space here too fragile? Time shot thousands of times at the angels in another world, and they didn't have a problem, they were very solid."
"What did you say?"
Sifengyuan Yeyi's expression was a bit weird: "Say it again, you are facing the boundary...what's wrong?"
"Oh, okay, okay, I can blame myself for this wave." Fang Mo also sighed and said, "It's all my fault, I shot too much."
(end of this chapter)