MTL - My Brother-in-law is the Prince-Chapter 18 face saint
Chapter 18 Face Saint
Zhu Di said: "Since the medicine can be improved, when can it be produced?"
Zhang Anshidao: "It will take three to five days sooner, and ten and a half months later, but... I would like to ask a little bit, it is not easy to make medicine, that... will you give me money?"
Zhu Di still stared at Zhang Anshi with tiger eyes, and said word by word: "What if I don't give it?"
"Haha..." Zhang Anshi laughed loudly: "We are predestined people, money or not, it doesn't matter, the most important thing is the relationship between people."
Zhu Di said: "You make the medicine first, if it has a miraculous effect, will you still be treated badly?"
Zhu Di was in a much brighter mood at this time, and laughed loudly: "Come, drink."
Zhang Anshi also relaxed, and it would be easy for the other party to ask for medicine, at least it would not kill him. If this guy had malicious intentions in this deserted mansion, wouldn't my future uncle of the country die unjustly?
So both of them relaxed, Zhang Anshi toasted: "Drink."
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Zhu Di felt hot and hot, so he untied his belt, and his big belly shook out suddenly.
Zhang Anshi looked at the belly, made a tsk-tsk sound, and couldn't help touching Zhu Di's belly: "This belly, at first glance, looks like a wealthy family."
Zhu Di blushed, and said with a smile: "It's not rich, it's just that you have a family. I think you should be from a famous family, otherwise, how could you learn all the good skills? Who did you learn from?"
Zhang An Shidao: "Me? My things... um... You may not believe it, but I learned it by myself."
Zhu Di really didn't believe it: "How can I learn this by myself?"
Zhang Anshi said sincerely: "Brother, you believe me, I, Guo Degan, will not lie. If I, Guo Degan, lie, I will die a terrible death."
Zhu Di felt a little weird: "Since there is no teacher, then there is nothing else related to what you have learned in your life? For example, who do you admire, and what ambitions did you have?"
"It really is!" Zhang Anshi breathed out the smell of alcohol, and couldn't help saying: "In my life, the person I admire the most is His Majesty the current emperor."
Zhu Di was slightly moved, and even felt a little bit in his heart. Didn't this person guess my identity?
Zhu Di said: "Oh? Why? Do you think that if you brag a few words about the emperor, the emperor can give you an official job."
Zhang Anshi shook his head and said, "I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart."
"Then what do you admire about the emperor?" Zhu Di had a look of anticipation on his face.
Zhang Anshi said: "He dares to eat shit!"
Puzz...
Zhu Di, who just had a piece of meat in his mouth, had no time to swallow it, so he sprayed it out.
Zhu Di was furious, but he still held back and said, "When did the emperor eat...dung?"
Zhang Anshi said: "I'm not lying to you, it's true, TV...ah no, that's what people in the market say, that when His Majesty was still King Yan, the imperial court wanted to cut down the vassal, for the sake of Emperor Jianwen's heart, So His Royal Highness King Yan deliberately pretended to be crazy and ate **** on the streets of Beiping!"
Zhu Di's Qiqiao smoked: "Nonsense, he didn't eat it."
Zhang Anshi was full of alcohol, and said: "Eat."
"Didn't eat."
"ate."
Zhu Di slapped the table, and the veins on his forehead were exposed: "I didn't eat it, you know it or I know it."
"Of course I know it well. I heard it with my own ears. Can it be false?"
Zhu Di said: "Before Jing Nan, I was in Beiping City. Would I not know if he ate or not?"
When Zhang Anshi heard it, he seemed to think it made sense. The person in front of him must have a high status, otherwise how would he know the Zhang family? And there are so many guards, it seems... this Jing Nan hero has not escaped.
Zhang Anshi then said: "Oh, that's it. If it's like this, you said you didn't eat it, so you didn't eat it."
Zhu Di gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't eat, you don't eat. These are all rumors of Jianwen's remnants."
"Yes, yes, yes." Zhang Anshi said: "You are right."
Zhu Di cursed and said: "This group of rebels, sooner or later, will kill them all."
Zhang Anshi hurriedly raised his wine glass: "I didn't expect that brother is still a strong man of Conglong. Come on, little brother toast you."
Zhu Di waved his sleeves: "If you don't eat it, I'll ask you again. Didn't you say that the emperor...what did the emperor eat? Why do you admire it?"
Zhang Anshi said with emotion: "Of course I admire. There are so many heroes in this world, but in today's world, in terms of great wisdom and bravery, who can compare with His Majesty today? Look, Han Xin still has the humiliation of his crotch. It can be seen Those who achieve great things naturally don’t care about small things, but your Majesty...in order to paralyze Emperor Jianwen, protect his family, and prepare for the difficult future, so he is desperate and dares to eat shit, what a boldness this is!"
"Let me ask you, do you dare to eat this shit, do I dare to eat it? We don't dare to eat it, but His Majesty dares to do so. What a great thing this is. The so-called heaven will send a great mission to the people, and you must first suffer from it." , exhausting his muscles and bones, starving his body and skin... emptying his body and disturbing his actions, so he was tempted and patient, and he benefited what he couldn't do! What I'm talking about is this principle... Can you understand?"
Zhu Di: "..."
"Forget it, don't talk about this, drink, drink!"
"Don't drink it, let's let it go today, you hurry up and prepare your medicine."
Zhang Anshi wanted to say something more, but the guards stopped him, and then who knows who the hell, actually caught the sack from behind Zhang Anshi.
Zhang Anshi shouted: "Damn it, can you stop unloading the mill and killing the donkey? Hey, the mill hasn't been unloaded yet."
...
Zhang Anshi was carried away.
Zhu Di sat where he was, unable to calm down for a long time.
A guard stepped forward: "Your Majesty, do you want to find out about this person..."
Zhu Di came back to his senses a little: "No, he doesn't know me, and I don't know him. This is the best."
The guard nodded: "Here."
Zhu Di's face darkened again: "Check two things..."
He paused, and said slowly: "First, who is the second murderer in the capital, I want to see, who is the sacred one under the emperor's feet, who dares to be so domineering. How dare you call yourself the second murderer... Damn it!"
The guard nodded.
Zhu Di said again: "Second: Go to the market to find out who is slandering me..."
Speaking of this, Zhu Di's voice stopped abruptly, and then he gave the guard a meaningful look.
The guard shuddered, and immediately said: "Yes, I understand."
Zhu Di said lightly: "What happened today, you can't spread a single word."
"Yes."
Zhu Di got up, put his hands behind his back, and walked out of the lobby. Under the eaves, the draft was blowing in front of him, and the slightly drunk Zhu Di's eyes were slightly blurred.
He has received too much information today, and he still needs to digest it slowly.
...
Zhang Anshi was placed in an alley, and when he got out of the sack, he suddenly became sober.
I tried my best to review what happened today, only to find it really incredible.
By the way, he also said that His Majesty eats shit...
But after thinking about it carefully, he felt relieved. All kinds of secrets about the royal family have always been a topic of endless discussion, especially in Nanjing. The storytellers in this city will tell a few jokes about the Nishigong empress baking pancakes every day. ?
After Emperor Taizu Gao, the folk customs suddenly opened up. What is the secret he said?
What's more, that guy tied him up. This is the kidnapping of the emperor's relatives. If that guy dares to yell, everyone will die together.
Of course...the most important thing is...that person only knows him as Guo Degan.
Ha ha…
Laughed loudly, but soon Zhang Anshi couldn't laugh anymore.
He immediately rushed to the East Palace.
(end of this chapter)
