MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 75
In fact, the original Kjerag was not a tribe of ice and snow as Jogo imagined, but probably similar to the Freljord tribe led by Ashe and Sejuani. A temple, although it doesn't need to be very large, still represents a certain amount of productivity.
It’s just that in the past, the only channel for Kjerag to communicate with the outside world was some adventurous foreign merchants, but they could only bring Kjerag a small amount of novelty goods, and most of them were lucrative indulgences, such as tobacco, Tea, coffee, spices and even fly leaves.
Not to mention the high price, it does not help to really improve the lifestyle of the Kjerag people. The only role it can play is to have more psychological comfort and even escape the difficulties of life.
It wasn't until Silver Grey's parents that Kjerag began to fight against all opinions and took the initiative to introduce a large number of foreign advanced productive forces on a group scale. If the influence of those conservatives was excluded, ordinary Kjerags were actually very happy to accept new things , so the first thing to change is the craftsmen and other technical industries, which also makes Kjerag's weapons famous in Terra.
Because this is at least not a feudal society imprisoned by feudal etiquette. The Kjerag people are like pure white snow in the snow. You can hold them together and make a snowman full of childishness and beauty in front of your house. Travelers passing by convey your good mood for this day.
Of course, you can also use your boots with muddy soles to step on them, turning them into black ice that cannot walk on them. If you slip on them, you will be stained with filth, and no one will follow you from now on. Passing by in front of the house.
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"I... Fuck! Finally, I finally reached the top of the mountain. This **** is not human at all... not something that rabbits can climb up."
Because Tenzin could not be allowed to show up in front of the conservatives, Jogo could only choose to climb to the top of the mountain by himself. Even with the pilgrimage path built by the Kjerags for believers, he finally collapsed on the stairs like a melted candle At the top, even the bunny ears collapsed over the eyes.
The local people passing by his side looked calm, but their red faces were covered with wind and frost. They were not surprised by Jogo's appearance. Since its opening, many tourists have come here, and there are many adventurous people who want to hike up the holy mountain.
However, only experienced mountaineers can achieve the same level as the locals, and most amateurs give up halfway. Even if there are a few who can climb to the top of the mountain, they are as miserable as Jogo.
In fact, the road used to select the saint is not this kind of pediatrics, but a "celestial road" that is said to be created by the **** of the snow with divine power to test will, faith and physical strength. The physiques of the women are beyond ordinary people, and they are not the weak appearance in the impression of other religions.
The climbing route where Yaxin had the "accident" at the beginning was a pure natural mountain road without any modification, and it even contains many cliffs, which is very difficult and dangerous even for professionals. die here.
However, these are not things that tourists need to worry about. Now Kjerag’s industrial chain for the tourism industry is very complete. For the sedan-lifting business, if you are a petite tourist, you only need a big back basket to take it up the mountain.
Even the conservatives are not all as stubborn as those elders. After all, the real meaning of the middle and upper classes wanting to be conservative is that they are afraid that the prestige of silver gray will take away their power. What about the lower classes? Anyway, they don't have their share of power.
As a result, many people pretended to tell their family that they came out to investigate Karan's trade information, but in fact they came out to enjoy the glory of the Leopard boss, earn some money from tourists, and not shudder.
"Guest coming from afar, from your appearance, I can see that you are not a professional mountaineer who has undergone mountaineering training, but you have successfully climbed the holy mountain with willpower, and let the snow scene witness your victory For your great growth, please accept the heartfelt blessings from the God of Karan."
"This is a snow dzi bead that was consecrated by the Saintess of Karan and made of precious wood from the thousand-year-old extreme ice. It only charges you 160,000 Longmen coins, and of course it also accepts Casimir securities trading. "
A very broad-faced Volpo man, dressed in decent priestly attire, was selling several strings of wooden beads to Jogo with a solemn face, although outsiders could not understand , but the locals knew at a glance that the priest's uniform on him was not the same style as that of the Karan priest.
But he didn't say clearly that he was the priest here, so that he bluffed the outsiders without offending the real priest, and he dressed so conspicuously to do business here, so it could be said that he was a relative of the priest.
By the way, his specific species is the Tibetan fox, and he is also a member of the Ferrerata family, one of the silver gray political enemies, but it is the lowest level and has basically nothing to do with the Kjerag power center.
Qiao Geshi, who was panting crazily in the thin air of the highlands, was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly his face stopped flushing and he stopped panting. It was no longer difficult to carry a bag of rice up to several floors, and he immediately jumped like a normal rabbit. up.
This sudden reaction startled the Tibetan fox. He almost thought that he was cheating on someone pretending to be a tourist. As a result, Dr. Bugs Bunny just took out a magnifying glass from a pocket behind him, and slammed it at the beads hanging on his arm. Look, even the eyeballs can zoom in and out weirdly.
"The workmanship is good, it's worth collecting, give me a fair price buddy, how about five hundred and fifty mosquitoes?"
"..."
The Tibetan fox was stunned. Most of the tourists who were entangled by him in the past were coaxed into a daze, and even obediently paid the money happily. Occasionally, there was a hard stubble on him, and the other party also knew that they could not offend in the temple's territory." Priest".
But this is the first time I have had a serious negotiation with him... Seriously, you are so happy, 160,000 and you can cut it to 550? ? If I hadn't had to maintain the character set, I would have kicked you, a black-hearted rabbit, down the holy mountain long ago!
"My guest, sacred objects are not allowed to be treated like this by philistines. Besides, this is only at your cost. After all, carrying divine power also requires an appropriate vessel. Snow God sends blessings, and we will execute them on her behalf. But she wouldn't have the heart to watch her faithful believers go bankrupt, would she?"
"Oh? You make a lot of sense, old man, but I have a question. Was this really consecrated by the Holy Maiden of Karan?"
"Of course, I swear in the name of the God of the Snow Realm that our saintess has touched it with her own hands for at least seven days before making these blessed dzi beads."
Chapter 207 Young and strong, don't work hard, boss Che Zhuzi
In fact, if you want to know how simple the Kjerag people are, just look at the routine of this Tibetan fox guy. Generally, unconscionable guys basically use hundreds of dollars of mass-produced handicrafts to deceive people, and the beads in his hand are not. It can't be some kind of wood that has been under the extreme ice for thousands of years, but it is indeed good wood, and it is also made of good handcraft.
As for the oath he made, it was because the priests of the temple would regularly replace the saint with a new set of wooden furniture, in the name of keeping the saint clean, but in fact they replaced the bed, desk and furniture she replaced. The wooden chairs were all beaded by the car.
In the past, it was still digested by internal staff, but during the period when Enya became a saint, she also caught up with the tourist wave opened by the Karan Trade Office. The clerics who were greedy for tourism bonuses came up with this "bad idea". The time has changed from every quarter to every month, and even now every week, naturally there are many beads that can be sold to tourists.
Only the craftsmen who bring beads to the temple are scolding, so they can only expand the scale of recruiting apprentices, but even if the beads sold to tourists are the works of apprentices, they can only be sold if they can be seen by the master. Carpenters don’t want to smash their own. Shop sign.
So the dzi bead that the Tibetan fox just said was "consecrated" by the saint for seven days was actually made of furniture that Enya used for a week. If you are lucky enough and your sense of smell exceeds the limit of the human body, say Maybe you can still smell a hint of leopard's milky fragrance from above.
"Is that so? I really want to buy a string, but is there a better one... No, it's a stronger magic weapon. If you want to buy it, you can buy the most expensive and best one. Millions of tens of millions are not a problem. , don’t you think so, buddy?”
Tibetan Fox's face changed when he heard the words. Of course he knew that the other party had already seen through his tricks, and he might even be an insider of the source of the beads, but he pretended to accompany him to make trouble. It seemed that he wanted to get the original supply for internal personnel That top-grade dzi bead.
That means, it is the kind that was "warmed" by the saint for at least one quarter and three months, and then processed by the most senior craftsman of Kjerag himself, and the material must be the chair surface, and the table is near the front. , bed boards and other parts that are often in contact with the body of the saint.
You even pried up the wooden floor that Enya stepped on with her bare feet when she got up in the morning.
Good fellow, you will do anything for the sake of the chef.
It's a pity that a string of that kind of dzi beads can be as high as tens of millions, and they are basically collected in the hands of senior priests and major families so that they are priceless, so it is not something that a small person like him can get, but Tibetan fox And he couldn't bear to give up the deal bluntly.
He immediately looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so he sneakily led Dr. Bugs Bunny to the edge of a bush, and immediately dropped his business "mask" to reveal his true expression .
It looks like a fox coveting the "flesh" of Bugs Bunny, and wild Tibetan foxes really like to prey on rabbits.
"What's the name of the guest?"
"Just call me Bugs Bunny. That's my code name. I'm in this business. You should know the rules."
"Yes, yes, Bugs Bunny, of course I understand."
In fact, he knows nothing, he doesn't even know what Bugs Bunny does, he was just recruited as a salesman by the priests in the temple who couldn't save face and went out to make money by themselves.
"To be honest, I can't get that top-grade dzi bead, but I know someone who has it, and he might be willing to sell it, but this..."
Tibetan Fox deliberately rubbed his hands in front of Dr. Bugs Bunny, the meaning of which is of course obvious.
"Don't worry, there is an intermediary fee of 10% of the transaction price, and I won't tell anyone about the existence of this money, just pretend that you picked it up without anyone noticing it, understand?"
Tibetan fox's eyes lit up when he heard this, although a Zhougong dzi bead would cost more than 100,000 Longmen coins, but he could only get a thousand pieces of oil floats. It's a million dollars, which is enough for him to quit this immoral work and go back to build a house and marry a wife.
"Hey! Okay, okay, please come with me, but you must keep a low profile along the way, as if you are a foreign believer who comes to pay homage to the Snow God."
"Don't worry, I just came here to visit the wonders of your Kjerag, but you suddenly aroused my interest."
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Dr. Bugs Bunny followed the Tibetan fox into the temple. Although he was not dressed in the same style as the priests inside, none of these people wanted to pay attention to him. It seems that this kind of business has been done in the temple for a day or two, and even already A full agreement was reached.
In the end, he led Qiao Ge to an old man with an old face and horns on his head. This also made Qiao Ge suddenly realize that it is no wonder that he might sell the dzi beads. Retire with a big pension.
As for the horn, it is because he is another political enemy family of Yinhui, a lower-level member of the Panthorop family, that is, the Tibetan antelope species of the Caprini tribe, but he has become a senior priest by virtue of his qualifications, which can be regarded as Very inspiring.
The old man didn't make any expression, but after communicating with the Tibetan fox in private for a while, he led them to a remote room. After the Tibetan fox Zhiqu retreated and locked the door, he turned around and spoke to the Tibetan fox in a calm tone. Qiao Ge opened his mouth, and the tone was exactly the same as what Tibetan Fox said before.
"Hello, guest who came from afar, I have already heard the introduction from someone with predestined relationship. Even the **** of snow land has to admire your willpower. Although the saint has overcome the more difficult way of heaven, it is also related to her. It is all related to the talent of becoming a saint, but you challenge the holy mountain with a weak body, this is a miracle in the mortal world."
Is Lao Tzu weak? You'll find out later.
"Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it, I just want to admire the brilliance of the saint, but I don't have the chance to see it, I hope there are some suitable things to comfort me."
"Heh, the saint is in the inner hall, but here the common people are separated, and her clean body cannot be exposed to the outside world, but your feat will definitely make the saint feel deeply, just like this series... "
The old antelope finally got to the point, then bowed his head and took out a string of dzi beads from the sleeve of the priest's uniform, and was about to start the price negotiation session of the riddleman.
However, when he looked up, he saw a shadow looming over him. Dr. Bugs Bunny was holding a round-shaped giant hammer with a hammer head as big as a cargo vehicle, with the words 1000T marked on the side. Take a hard slap.
boom!
The sound was wrong, because this thing was inflated, so it was also pierced by the horns on his head, but the old antelope had already fainted from the fright on the spot, with circles like mosquito coils in his eyes, and there were a few more on the top of his head. Yellow-haired birds are chirping and dancing in circles.
Under normal circumstances, this can really scare the old man into cardiac arrest and lead to sudden death, but the entertainment mode is no problem, even if it is indirectly, it will definitely not kill anyone.
"Hey, who wants your broken beads? I'll just take the saint back and touch the leopard!"
Chapter 208 Lord of Lies, Mephisto Joe Starling Rabbit
Because he was only frightened and in the entertainment mode, the old antelope did not fall into a deep coma, but when he woke up and opened his eyes, he recalled that he was plotted against by a rabbit, and then suddenly wanted to shout loudly At that time, I found that my mouth had been gagged, of course.
However, what was even more unacceptable to the old antelope was that he was hung horizontally in the air by a rope, his hands were tied behind his head, and his whole body was tightly tied up, using that indescribable technique.
Qiao Ge said that he was also very helpless, and no one had trained him how to kidnap people. Apart from that kind of film, where else can he learn by himself?
Because a carrot-shaped mouth ball was stuffed in its mouth, the old antelope couldn't shout or speak, but could only stare at Bugs Bunny with a pair of eyes that were about to breathe fire. In response, he even kept chewing carrots in his mouth.
"Why are you so serious? (Chewing) Oh, you want to get back your precious dzi, don't you?"
Bugs Bugs purposely used one finger to shake the string of top-quality dzi beads and put them in front of the old antelope. His eyes were tearing apart, obviously he thought that Bugs Bugs came to **** the dzi beads by force.
But unexpectedly, when Bugs Bunny tilted his finger, the old antelope watched his series of day and night maintenance, and the baby that had been covered with crystal paste fell on a pile of dirty gray stains on the floor. The miscellaneous room, of course, is not as clean as the room of the clergy, and it was specially cleaned by Jogo with a broom.
Then he stepped on it heavily, and then repeatedly crushed it with the sole of his boot.
"Your treasures are worthless to me, even ridiculous. The servants of the God who protects the Snowland are trash like you? It seems that the Kalan Snowland deserves a master with more taste and style!"
The behavior of the rabbit in front of him made the old antelope's flesh hurt, and at the same time confused him more and more. The declaration in his mouth was even more frightening. What does it mean that the snow land deserves a master with better taste? Who is this going to replace?
never be...
"Yes, yes, I know what you want to ask, and my answer is, yes, yes."
Suddenly, a towering flame ignited in the palm of Bugs Bunny's hand, and even burned off half of the old antelope's beard in an instant. However, this was actually a magic device called "Fire in the Palm", but it was adjusted to the maximum power.
"But don't worry, all of this requires a formal ceremony, just like the trial you give to the saint. Even the king of **** will give full respect to mortals. All of this is just your own choice. , hahahahahaha..."
Bugs Bunny suddenly raised his head and started laughing wildly. The old antelope even saw with his own eyes that his body surface turned dark red like magma, with sharp long teeth protruding from his mouth, and the two rabbit ears on the top of his head turned into burning. The flaming demon horns, and even the rabbit's downy tail on the back suddenly protruded an arrow-shaped long tail with red scales.
All the above characteristics can actually be seen in the Sarkaz people, but when they are all put together, there are only two possibilities. One is that the blood of the Sarkaz people is too pure, just like the shape Like the other half-beast races of standing animals, and the other, perhaps the ancestors of the Sarkaz...
demon.
If he is an outside mercenary who has been on the battlefield for a long time, he may think that he has acquired some kind of hallucinatory skill. Anyway, any thing that cannot be explained should try to rely on the origin stone skill, but the old antelope has been in it all his life. The people who were wasted in the temple were different.
Originally, he was a member of Kjerag's old school. The most outrageous thing he ever did in his life was probably selling dzi beads to outsiders, and planning to privately sell his own top-grade dzi beads was even considered the last "crazy" in his life. , where do you think his knowledge can go?
But in fact, both of them guessed wrong. This is neither a real demon, nor an illusion produced by skill, but a special effect that cartoon characters have when they think about bad ideas. I am afraid that even if they are telling the truth No one can understand.
The old antelope was trembling all over, and even closed his eyes resignedly, unable to speak, so he recited the scriptures silently in his heart, hoping that the **** of snow would help him defeat the demon from hell.
But the "devil" has no interest in this pile of cured mutton, he only wants fresh leopards,
But before going to Enya, he had to leave a notice, and he slowly approached the ear of the old antelope, speaking to him in an extremely subtle, magnetic tone that seemed to be seductive.
"Tell everyone here that when night falls, Mephisto's messenger will hold the fire of judgment and go up to the holy mountain to light the torch, and when the dawn is revealed in the torch, this temple, as well as your gods and saints , will go to **** instead of me..."
The old antelope seemed to be bewitched by the spirit of the demon, and he murmured this sentence silently many times, but when he finally woke up, the "demon" was nowhere to be seen, and the carrot in his mouth was gone. The ball has also dropped to the ground.
He immediately screamed for help while struggling frantically in mid-air, not even caring about how he would lose face in the future. On the one hand, he wanted to remind others that demons would bring disasters, and on the other hand, he was out of his own consideration. Angle…
Please, this devil Bugs Bunny, don't use the binding method to deal with women on men, please? The rope is strangled to the egg!
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"What's going on outside? It seems that someone is making a scene."
"Reporting to the Holy Maiden, it is not clear what happened, the priests have already gone to check, please rest assured."
Enya poked her head out from the room where the saintess used to review the articles, and asked the maid who was waiting in front of the door. Although the maid was also very dazed, her face was calm.
They are all people who have stayed in the temple for many years, and they are very confident in the safety guarantee here. Even if the entire territory of Kjerag falls, the top of the holy mountain will definitely be the last fortress. The special skill called "Divine Art" can be seen from the effect of Chuxue's skills in the game.
The form of divine art is actually no different from Originium Art, but it is not activated by Origin Stone, but relies on the "energy" conveyed by the God of Snow, but its power is not inferior to Originium Art. The priests are guarding here, even if Boss Yin leads his troops to attack by force, it will not be good.
As for why the old antelope is so good, of course it was attacked by a black-hearted rabbit who doesn't speak martial arts.
Enya didn't care about the outside affairs at first, but she was a little irritated by the noise. When she heard the maid's reply, she turned around and was about to go back to her room, but the moment she turned her head, there was a sudden "bang" sound from behind her. The sound is as crisp and sweet as a mallet hitting a watermelon rind.
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When Enya looked back in doubt, she saw that the maid was still smiling at her in place, but the maid's feet were making small movements of kicking and sweeping under the steps, and one of her hands was also behind her back. Behind him, something seemed to be hiding.
Chapter 209 For a limited time, the saint who does not touch fish
Maybe it was because there was still noise outside, but Enya didn't seem to notice anything different, but walked towards the room as if nothing had happened, and then closed the door behind her.
After Enya left, the maid touched the sweat on her forehead and let out a long breath, but then she showed a strange smile, tiptoed and sneaked up the stairs to the door, and listened with earplugs The movement inside.
When she felt that the inside had settled down, the maid squatted down and opened the door very carefully to see what the saint Enya...
bang!
A Zen staff weighing sixty-two catties... No, it was a heavy silver bell that was suddenly knocked down from the gap in the room, and hit the maid on the head.
But the physical effect of such a "crispy" sound surprised Enya who was holding the holy bell. She was also prepared to see blood at any time in the face of possible assassins.
But I saw that the "maid"'s head was smashed into a concave shape by the holy bell like plasticine. The two eyeballs were first stretched as long as French sticks, and then they bounced out with a thud and rolled to the ground. There were also two springs dangling.
And Enya herself was almost poked in the chest by two rabbit ears that appeared out of nowhere from the head of the "maiden", and she was so startled that she jumped back quickly, wagging a big tail away from the other party.
What Enya didn't expect most was that even if it was the elder brother who was driving the law of survival in the snow, she was confident that he would faint in such a sudden, but this "assassin" not only did not faint, but even deformed in the brain, and his eyes fell out. Under such injuries, not even a drop of blood flowed down.
"You, what are you!?"
Enya doesn't think such a guy is a human being. As the eldest lady of Shiva Ash's family, she has more knowledge than people who have lived in Kjerag all their lives, so Enya immediately realized that this may be It is some kind of puppet or familiar manipulated by Originium skills. It is said that Kazdel's army has similar skills.
However, the other party didn't pay attention to her, but lay on the ground and groped until the eyes grew a pair of legs, ran back to the other party's hands, and were placed back into the eye sockets very casually.
