MTL - Marvel: Starting From the Dimensional Demon God-Chapter 107
With a snap of his fingers, Li Ang took out an egg from his arms and said mysteriously.
"Let me tell you, this time, after I went back and discussed the Tao with those Taoists, I specially researched a new set of theories..."
Especially his massage technique, even Coulson admired it, but... he couldn't learn it from life to death.
"No wonder last time, when I saw him, he looked listless, and even his eyes had thick dark circles."
Right, absolutely right.
At that time, Tony also curiously asked Coulson why, but Coulson just shook his head bitterly and said nothing.
Thinking about it now, that's what it is!
[From Tony Stark's emotional value +1155]
"Wait, so you're saying that you spend two hours a day, and you get $10,000 just by simply talking about the technique of massaging a chicken?!"
He was smart all over his body, and Deadpool's reflex arc was a bit long. He suddenly realized that it was true or false, is Furui's black braised egg insane?
Is it because the money is too much to wipe the **** hard, or what? Don't want to give it to me? I don't mind too much!
[From Wade Wilson's emotional value +1166]
"Yes, Wade, don't underestimate this massage technique..."
After moving his hands and ten fingers, Li Ang put on a massage style coquettishly, and the corners of his mouth were very proud.
"This is at the forefront of human science and technology, and it is a product of the times!"
The future...but to win the Nobel Prize! "
"Tony, it's not Erchu, you bring me a sow. Whether it's giving birth or producing milk, I can go to me too!"
As if he had discovered a huge business opportunity, Deadpool stretched out his hands and quickly massaged Tony.
Pushing his hands away, Tony twitched his mouth speechlessly.
What's up... I'm a pig? Test it on me so soon?
Glancing at him disdainfully, Li Ang gestured with both hands like a rooster.
"I'm a rooster, does the rooster know? The rooster lays eggs, the same as your sow lays?"
Deadpool at this time instinctively pointed at Tony and said, "My boar!"
"..." With black lines all over his head, Tony couldn't stand it any longer, and hurriedly interrupted.
"Wade... You heard it clearly, they said that the rooster would lay eggs. Do you still need to show your massage techniques when you bring a sow here?"
"..." He opened his mouth and saw Li Ang nod his head. Dead Servant's heart seemed to be madly trampled by a group of alpacas.
He couldn't help but take a step back and shouted that it was impossible, unless he used the water from the Zimu River, it would be too far-fetched!
Holding the sleeping Anya, Pepper nodded silently, yes, roosters don't lay eggs, this is science.
"From Wade Wilson"
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[Mood value from Pepper Bolt +1148]
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Chapter 136 New York. . . Big trouble!
Tony was still very interested in this matter. He asked Jarvis to turn on the video, and then specially asked his subordinates to bring a chicken. After strict inspection, it was indeed a rooster.
There was a lot of empty space, and Li Ang put the **** on a soft cushion on the table.
click...
A beam of light shot down from the lampshade on the ceiling and enveloped Li Ang.
"Gentlemen and ladies..."
Rolling up his sleeves, Li Ang showed his arms to the surroundings. The arms were empty and no eggs were hidden.
"Now, let me show the most cutting-edge scientific and technological achievements in the world today. Trust me, it will definitely shock your eyes!"
Click, click.
Walking around with the camera, Deadpool is like a paparazzi, vowing to find Li Ang's secret.
"can we start?"
Not far away, Tony and Pepper stood quietly together. Seeing Li Ang making an ok gesture, he immediately told Jarvis to dim the surrounding light.
The rooster turned his head back and forth, carefully observing the surrounding atmosphere, showing a little nervousness.
Tony slowed his breathing and saw Li Ang's hands gently resting on the rooster. At that moment, he clearly saw that the rooster trembled and made an "oh" sound.
The sound was really ecstasy, and Little Pepper gently tugged at his arm with a blushing face and whispered.
"Tony... roosters, that's what they all call?"
"..." Tony was also confused, didn't know, wasn't it "giggle"?
[From Tony Stark's emotional value +1172]
Only Deadpool got down on his knees and slid a meter away, aiming at the cock's butt, which was a wild beat.
click, click...
The sound was so loud that Tony's teeth tickled and his fists hardened.
At this time, Li Ang had entered the state, and his hands were placed on both sides of the rooster's head, and massaged slowly down the neck.
This method has been greatly different from the past. If it was the original 1.0 version before he came to New York, then after a period of development, this method has evolved to the 3.0pl version.
Removed more useless movements, allowing the rooster to enjoy more, laying eggs in a better state, and laying eggs from the original one to two.
It's just that this method seems to have a bit of strong lethality to the rooster, and it will enter a period of weakness for a long time after laying eggs.
Considering the value of eggs, this side effect is completely negligible.
"Everyone pay attention to my actions, the following are the details..."
Li Ang's sudden speech made everyone hurriedly raised their spirits, and they were all focused and concentrated.
Then, I saw Li Ang clapping his hands and reciting a set of formulas in Dongguo.
"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, four, two, three, four, clap your hands, and do it again..."
This set of formulas is simple and clear, with a special rhythm. Little Chili hugs Anya, shakes her body gently, and asks Tony in a low voice.
"Tony... do you think this cock... lays eggs?"
Staring at the rooster's face, he could clearly see that it was so comfortable that it was about to cry out. Hearing the voice of Little Pepper, Tony frowned for a while and shook his head.
"impossible!"
Isn't it the water of the Zimu River? Just a simple massage, there is no such effect!
And our Deadpool, with a camera in his hand, made a "vicious" oath.
"Absolutely impossible! I'd even bet that if this rooster laid an egg today, I'd do a handstand and eat shit!"
"Oh roar? Wade, it seems that today's shit, you must taste it!"
With a wicked laugh, Li Ang's hands were like phantoms, moving quickly on the chicken.
The chicken's reaction was obvious. He raised his face in ecstasy, "Oh...oh..." Hearing a thump in Dead Servant's heart, there was an ominous premonition.
Tony hurriedly called Jarvis and filmed the scene, even Pepper Pepper.
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His eyes widened, his face flushed and he took a step forward, wanting to see more clearly.
Then, the chicken shook its neck, stood up slowly, and quickly flapped its wings twice. Under the nervous eyes of everyone, he... sat back again?
Um? x3
The bottom of its **** is empty, without any eggs.
"Hahaha... How is it, Li Ang? The rooster didn't lay eggs!"
With his hips on his hips and his pride still hanging on his face, Dead Servant's eyes widened as soon as he finished speaking.
I saw Li Ang gently patted the cock's back. Then the chicken shook inexplicably and spat out an egg... Ah, not one, but two eggs!
"Impossible? This is magic, right? It's just a massage, it's not scientific!"
Holding his head, Deadpool shouted and doubted life.
Tony also called out Jarvis, projected the picture just now in front of everyone, and then slowed it down 200 times. At this rate, everyone could clearly see how the egg was pulled down.
Tony: "…"
Chili Pepper: "…"
Deadpool:"…"
[From Tony Stark's emotional value +1181]
[Mood value from Pepper Bolt +1161]
[From Wade Wilson's emotional value +1199]
Turning his head, Tony gave Deadpool a sympathetic look and encouraged.
"Wade... Since you lose, you have to eat like a man!"
Rest assured, billionaire **** still tastes different! "
What is slap in the face and what is like a mourning concubine, just look at the current Dead Servant.
He knelt on the ground with a plop, with a broken-down look on his face, his head slammed against the floor.
The hit was really ruthless, and blood flowed out.
Tony couldn't stand it any longer and stepped forward to stop him, but Deadpool didn't respond. It wasn't until Li Ang came over with the egg that he quickly stood up from the ground with a slip.
With a blank face, where am I? Like what just happened.
"Oh, Tony, it's a nice day!"
"Pepper, Anya thought her Uncle Wade didn't wow again?"
"Li Ang, why are you here? Why didn't you call me and let me pick you up at the airport..."
Tony: "…"
Chili Pepper: "…"
Li Ang: "…"
Good guy, he worked too hard, in order not to eat shit, he lost his memory precisely!
Everyone was speechless.
boom-
The gust of wind suddenly rose, and the rough wind broke into the room from the window, blowing on everyone.
Turning his head, in the distance outside the window, a thick red beam of light shot straight into the clouds, savagely lighting up the black night sky!
The red light stayed in everyone's eyes, and the next second they showed surprise, the urgent phone ringing sound suddenly echoed in the room!
"Hey, it's me, Tony Stark..."
The moment he answered the phone, Tony's voice was interrupted by the eager voice on the other side.
"Tony, bring Li Ang and Deadpool, come to S.H.I.E.L.D.!"
New York...in big trouble! "
