MTL - Male Inferiority and Female Supremacy in the World of Immortal Cultivation-Chapter 32 . Being a human is really a failure
Chapter 32 32. Being a human is really a failure
The entire Earth Temple fell silent.
Han Li and Lingnan Shuangxie were stunned. They looked at the mandrill, then at the ark, then at the mandrill, and then at the ark.
The brains of the three of them have shut down, and they can't understand what's going on now.
Unable to get a response, the mandrill began to tremble, and all the hair on its body trembled.
Fang Zhou breathed a sigh of relief. If he couldn't scare the mandrill, he was ready to hug Ling Xiaoyue and throw it out as a human bomb.
Fortunately, this mandrill is sensible enough. It seems that Ling Xiaoyue did teach it a profound lesson today.
Fang Zhou did not relax, he knew that the moment is the most important, if the mandrill sees a flaw at this moment, everyone will die from embarrassment.
So don't panic, stay steady!
He cleared his throat and imitated the tone of the leader: "Then why don't you get out?"
After finishing speaking, my whole heart jumped up, and I raised it to my throat.
Shanji glanced at Ling Xiaoyue quietly, seeing that she hadn't moved, she immediately seemed to be pardoned.
"Your Majesty raises your hand high, the little demon is grateful."
It didn't dare to raise its head, and kept bowing its head and cupping its hands, retreating step by step. After exiting the Earth Temple, it immediately turned into a gust of black wind and flew away like fleeing.
The Earth Temple became quiet again.
Fang Zhou's whole heart fell instantly, feeling his entire back was wet and sweating.
Han Li breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Fang Zhou with complicated eyes, not daring to look further.
On the other side, the Lingnan Shuangxie wept with joy. They thought they were going to die tonight, but they didn't expect to step on **** luck and save their lives.
But after being happy, they started to get scared again. The two of them hadn't forgotten what they said to Zhou Zhou just now.
But I can't help crying in my heart, the devil knows that this tall man has a little boy face, and maybe he likes this kind of wicked taste of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
But we dare not say or ask about the interest of experts.
"This...senior..."
The woman looked forward to Ai Ai's opening, as if she wanted to apologize, but she didn't know how to speak.
Fang Zhou said to the two of them directly: "Go away too."
"ah?"
Lingnan Shuangxie was dumbfounded.
"Ah what? Do you want me to do it myself?"
"Dare not dare!"
The two ignored their injuries and continued to trouble Han Li, and ran out of the Earth Temple scrambling and crawling.
Get out now, it's better than being driven out by this expert who can scare even mandrills away.
After driving away the two obtrusive guys, Fang Zhou glanced at Han Li again.
Han Li tensed up and was ready to roll.
Ark didn’t say anything, and sat back by the campfire.
Until this moment, Fang Zhou was completely relaxed, feeling lucky to survive the catastrophe.
Fortunately, I have Oscar-level acting skills, so I can use Ling Xiaoyue's tiger skin to scare away the mandrill. If there is a slight mistake and a flaw is seen, the mandrill can actually kill Ling Xiaoyue before he wakes up. seconds.
This made Fang Zhou feel anxious. If Ling Xiaoyue wasn't there tonight, he, Han Li and Lingnan Shuanggui would not end up any better than the bandits they met today.
This is just a mandrill, and there are so many monsters in this world.
This anxiety made Fang Zhou unable to sit still. After a while, he stood up again, walked outside the Earth Temple, found a big rock to sit on, and began to practice facing the moonlight.
In the Earth Temple, Han Li glanced at Ling Xiaoyue who was sleeping soundly, reached out and took out the small bottle from her arms, and took a sip of the extract from the bottle.
After drinking it, her face immediately turned rosy, and her breathing became stable.
Hiding the small bottle, Han Li stood up from the ground, walked outside the door, and saw Fang Zhou sitting on a stone practicing.
His eyes were tightly closed, his figure was sitting upright, his face with sword eyebrows and starry eyes was as calm as water, and his whole body seemed to emit a gleam of light.
The moonlight turned into dots of light, surrounding him.
This scene made Han Li slightly distracted. She put her hands on her slightly swollen chest, and could feel her heart beating slightly faster.
After watching for a while, Han Li looked away, left the Earth Temple, and walked into the woods.
Fang Zhou was immersed in cultivation, and after an unknown amount of time, his nose suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance.
That's the smell of grilled chicken.
He opened his eyes and found that the moon had disappeared, and the surroundings were pitch black, which was the darkest moment before dawn.
Only the bonfire of the Earth Temple is still on, as if it is the only light in this dark world.
Fang Zhou jumped off the rock and walked over. When he approached, he found a pile of chicken feathers on the ground at the door. He didn’t know which pheasant had suffered.
Entering the temple, there was indeed a golden-roasted wild pheasant on the campfire. It was big and fat, and the chicken fat dripped into the fire like water, making a sizzling sound.
The chicken roaster Han Li also seemed a little embarrassed when she saw Fang Zhou come in.
Fang Zhou hastily tore off two strips of cloth, ran to Ling Xiaoyue, and stuffed them into her nostrils.
If you are woken up by the smell of this guy, then no one needs to eat.
After finishing this, Fang Zhou clapped his hands and turned around, smiling at Han Li: "This chicken... is yours?"
Han Li nodded, sat upright, and bowed deeply to Zhou Zhou: "Senior, thank you for your rescue just now."
Fang Zhou will not reject a favor that was given in vain, he just waved his hand: "Don't call me senior, my surname is Fang, you call me...uh..."
For a while, he didn't know what to call Han Li, and he didn't really want to reveal his name.
"Mr. Fang!"
Han Li is very polite, so she immediately changed her honorific title.
This life is not like Fang Zhou’s previous life, Mr. can be seen everywhere.
In this world, regardless of gender, Mr. is a very important honorific title.
Fang Zhou didn’t understand the doorway here, so he didn’t correct it when it sounded good to his ears. He pointed to the roast chicken, and his mouth was already drooling.
From leaving Qingde City to now, he almost forgot what meat tastes like.
Han Li smiled slightly and nodded: "Mr. Fang's life-saving grace, Han Li has nothing to repay, but she is quite skilled in cooking, which made her laugh."
She travels around all the year round and lives alone for a long time. She has practiced cooking skills, carries spices and salt with her, and occasionally beats her own teeth.
I noticed Mr. Fang’s sad face when he was eating dry food before, and he thought about it, so he went out and caught a wild pheasant and came back, which really made Mr. Fang smile.
Han Li is very satisfied with her eyesight and actions.
After the chicken was cooked, Fang Zhou and Han Li shared the chicken. Han Li only had one leg, and Fang Zhou gave the rest.
Fang Zhou ate the delicious roast chicken, but he felt a sigh of relief in his heart. Others used cooking skills to conquer sister paper during time travel, but it was his turn that he was conquered by sister paper cooking skills.
It is a failure to be a human being.
"By the way, are the Lingnan double murderers your enemies?"
Fang Zhou chatted with Han Li while eating.
It's not that he has any special ideas, it's just that he wants to learn about the situation in the world of cultivating immortals from Han Li.
Fang Zhou’s initial understanding of the world of cultivating immortals came from Li Ruyu, but what Li Ruyu said was very general, some places were not true, and he concealed a lot of important information.
As for Ling Xiaoyue, don't count on it. She has no interest in chatting with Fang Zhou about boring things. If you really talk to her, she will lead you astray in a while.
So Fang Zhou can be said to be blind to the real situation in the world of cultivating immortals.
(end of this chapter)