MTL - Long Live Summons-Chapter 22 : Please don't like me casually
Chapter 22: Please don't like me casually
"The boring!" Alum thieves opened a large hand of Yueyang, stood up, turned and left.
"How can it be boring? Male and female love, two affectionate, romantic lingering, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang quickly chased out, while the tail swearing thieves, while laughing loudly: "Brother, don't I’m glad, if you don’t have room surgery, I can teach you! Although my experience is not too much, we can study it together slowly... Have something to say, don’t behead!”
The Ming thief heard the arrogance and stopped.
The hand is raised, and the cold dagger is flashing.
Yue Yang saw the first frame on his neck and quickly raised his hands and said that he surrendered.
"Roll, I am not the same kind of person as you!" Alum thieves resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and squeezed a cold and cold in the gap between the little white teeth.
"No? You don't like women?" Yue Yang's expression is exaggerated: "You shouldn't be the legendary male?"
"What is a man?" Alum thieves could not understand.
"In this world, there are two kinds of 'attack' and 'shou'. The attack is responsible for the cultivation and is responsible for sowing. The dry work is the work of exhaustion and hard work; the difference is to be responsible for enjoying the responsibility, the dry It’s a comfortable errand... Oh, don’t fight!” Yue Yang didn’t finish it, and the face had already let the Ming thief smash a punch.
"I warn you, when I see me, I will take the initiative to roll a little farther, otherwise I will kill you!" Ming thieves are very angry, but Yueyang students admit that this guy is also very good-looking.
Some people in the world are like this. Whether it is laughter or not, the small looks are very beautiful.
Let people look at it and can't help it.
On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughter or anger, they look very disgusting. People look at it. In addition to vomiting or vomiting, there will be an impulse to commit suicide after a long time. Yueyang students think that this alum thief is a kind of small and beautiful look, and it belongs to the kind that looks more and more people like it. When he saw that the thief was angry, he didn't feel afraid, but his face was laughing more joyfully: "You can rest assured that I will hide far away. Because, I am afraid that you will be liked by a male club!"
The alum thief had wanted to fly to Yueyang and left. When he heard this, he immediately felt that the kid was crazy.
"What do you say? I will like you?" Alum thieves can't believe their ears.
"Of course, a man who is so handsome and handsome like me, whether in beauty or in a beautiful man, is very popular. But please note that although I am a cute person, I see flowers, cars. See the car, Sanshan Wuyue, no one does not know, no one does not know, hit the world invincible hands, a tree pear flower pressure sea scorpion jade face little wolf Jun, but I only like beauty, no feeling to the beautiful man, so please do not casually Like me!" Yue Yang arrogantly sullen face, nose nose, smug.
"..." Alum thieves listened, and almost did not fall to the ground.
The narcissistic person is not unseen, but the person who is so narcissistic is really the first time to see it.
The wall of Baishicheng, compared with the face of this kid, is simply a thin piece of paper. Alum thieves estimate that even if all the narcissism in the world is brought together, become a person, and then compare with the kid in front of him, I believe that the degree of narcissism is not one tenth of him!
Alum thieves are glad that they are not narcissistic mad, otherwise in front of this kid, it is very likely to be inferior to swear to commit suicide...
God knows how there is such a metamorphosis in the world.
That's right, except for metamorphosis, any adjective can't accurately describe the guy in front of this suede smiley face full of libido and narcissism!
"Although there have been many beautiful men who have expressed love to me, my heart is only beautiful, and forever!" Yue Yang held his fist with certainty.
"You can rest assured that I am not like you, I am not like you, and forever!" Alum thieves taunted Yue Yang secretly, this is a dream of eating swan meat, whimsical.
"Then I will be relieved, brother, I have been very worried about this problem. Now it is good, you don't like men, just like me, I also like beautiful women, call, now I finally put down my heart! Since you don't like men And like beauty, that's easy, it's good, it's very good, we have a common language, we all have common hobbies, come and come, let's go to pick up girls! I am versatile, I always want to write this book, guide the world Thousands of lost teenagers, now lacking a partner." Yueyang students patted the chest, exaggeratedly said that their heart has been hung up for a long time, and finally enthusiasm to the shoulders of the Ming thieves, suddenly found a like-minded comrades.
"I said, you are so knowledgeable and talented, you can complete the picking up of the girl's book. If I have something, I will not accompany it!" Alum thieves sneered, and laughter despised the self-professed versatile guy. ,What else?
"It seems that you are very suspicious of my true learning, brother, you completely misunderstood, when you know one of my vast knowledge of one thousand, I believe that you will be deeply fascinated by my talent. Before, I was just worried that you will I don’t care about the man’s body and fall in love with me. I want to have a super friendship with me, so I’m hiding it. Do you understand it? Brother, do you think I am an ordinary person? No, I am a genius!” Yueyang’s classmates almost did not Write the words genius on the forehead.
"You are a genius? Is it a natural fool?"
Alum thieves have never seen such a arrogant narcissism in their lives, and he still dares to claim to be a genius!
If genius is like him, then human beings are estimated to be ruined!
"If you swear that you will never be fascinated by me, I will show you both hands... I can't let you know that I am amazing. I tell you, don't say ordinary people, it is Shi Xian Li Bai, he also I often copy my poems! Do you know why Li Bai’s kid is called a poetry? It is copying my poems and poetry, and he often plagiarizes my poems, otherwise they will be called 'Li Du's article is in the flames, you don't know, it's all because of me, they only have today, understand?" Yueyang students solemnly affirmed that the expression is very serious and serious, and they can see the thieves A glimpse, this kid will also make poetry?
"Poetry Li Bai? Who is he?" Ming thieves found that they have never heard of any poetry Li Bai.
"Children, you have to study hard, every day, even the poet Li Bai does not know who it is, this can not be awkward!" Yue Yang old-fashioned patted the shoulders of the Ming thief, took out a pair of you, "Zhao Zhuang does not work hard, the boss Sad expression.
"What is this poetry Li Bai has, what should I know about him?" The Ming thief snorted, very disdainful, but in fact a bit guilty.
"Don't you even hear him copying my quiet night thoughts? That's a classic, you won't?" Yue Yang's expression is like just finding an illiterate monster.
"Quiet night thinking? Didn't hear it, what kind of poetry?" The memories of the Ming thieves' hard work can't really find the memory of this poem.
