MTL - Live Broadcast of Eating Melons and Being Read, I Landed!-Chapter 76 Fanned by a bird
Chapter 76: Being slapped by a bird
There were a lot of birds. Just as Liu Yuqing was staring at the bird droppings on his hands, the bird droppings on his head continued to fall, and landed on him accurately.
After a while, Liu Yuqing felt like he had rolled in a pile of bird droppings, with white spots on his head and clothes.
Smelling the stench on his body, Liu Yuqing ran towards other guests and the program crew with a dark face, hoping to share the firepower of the bird attack with him.
This move made him look embarrassed. The staff member who wanted to give him an umbrella immediately put it away, and many people ran to the tent set up by the program crew to rest.
“Professor Liu, you are covered in bird poop, so you better not come over here and play with the birds more. They seem to like you very much and are here to see you again.”
Jiang Qing said this to Liu Yuqing. Liu Yuqing looked back and saw those **** birds flying towards him again, and then white raindrops fell on him again.
The birds were chasing the flock so fast that Liu Yuqing even wanted to knock down the tent and let others taste the feeling of being doused in bird droppings. Suddenly, a big bird that looked different from other birds and had very beautiful feathers flew up. In front of his eyes, and then slapped him in the face.
Feeling the burning red pain on his face, Liu Yuqing stretched out his hand with a distorted expression.
Seeing that Liu Yuqing wanted to catch it, the big bird slapped it with one hand. The bird flew so nimbly that Liu Yuqing couldn't catch it. At this time, it was just like a toy under the bird's wings, and he could be fanned at will.
“! Let me go, the birds in the city are cows, and they can slap people!”
The guests and program staff who were watching the movement here exclaimed and quickly took out their mobile phones to record this magical moment.
The audience in the live broadcast room were confused when they saw Liu Yuqing being chased by a flock of birds and pooping. They all asked the Aite Animal Association to explain the reason. Now they saw this scene again, and they were even more stunned.
[No, is this reasonable? Why on earth would a bird stare at Liu Yuqing and bully him? It's like fanning people with its wings. ]
I have one thing to say: The force of this slap was so strong that Liu Yuqing’s face looked like that. ]
[I just went to ask an expert and came back. Birds generally don’t treat humans in such a targeted manner unless the person has done something to them. If Liu Yuqing was so miserable, he couldn’t have smashed the nests of these birds, right? ? ]
I think it was an accident that Liu Yuqing smashed a bird's nest. ]
[It’s not smashing the bird’s nest, but doing something to make the birds resentful. Otherwise, someone couldn’t have asked these birds to **** on Liu Yuqing and slap him, right? This is not some fantasy world. ]
[By the way, no one thinks that the bird that slapped Liu Yuqing is so beautiful and familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere. ]
After being slapped ten times in succession, Liu Yuqing was so angry that he looked ferocious. Finally, when the big bird flapped its wings again, he grabbed the beautifully colored wings and was about to throw the bird heavily onto the tree trunk when his hand was hit by something. When it was hit, it felt painful, and it reflexively let go of its hand. The bird flew in panic into the arms of a human who was helping it fight the bad guy.
“Wow, my feathers are not perfect anymore!” Bird jumped into Jiang Ning’s arms, crying sadly while holding the feathers that Liu Yuqing had torn off.
The feathers are pink and really beautiful.
Jiang Ning touched the feathers of the bird, worried that she had lost her strength, otherwise she could get the feathers back again.
“I will avenge you.”
After saying that, Jiang Ning called the birds twice in their language, and soon a bird took the order and rushed straight to Liu Yuqing's hair.
Then there was a scream, and the bird flew towards his friend with a bunch of hair in its mouth, and Liu Yuqing had a large bald patch on top of his hair.
“Dear, five-star praise.”
Jiang Ning responded with a smile, took out melon seeds from her pocket and fed them to the birds, and then looked at the time.
【It’s almost time. 】
The guests and the director team were stunned for a moment when they saw this unexpected incident. When is it almost time?
Before they could figure it out, they saw several policemen approaching not far away. Cui Yangqian, who was standing with them, reflexively wanted to run away, but was pushed to the ground violently.
The policeman showed his ID and said solemnly, "Someone has reported that Mr. Cui openly attracted fans on the show and also lured guests to attract fans. Please come with us!"
None of the program crew or guests left. Cui Yangqian did not suspect that they had called the police. He only thought that the audience in the live broadcast room had noticed something. He was afraid at first. After thinking that he had already eaten the candies and powder, and the remaining candies were normal candies, Cui Yangqian defended himself.
“That candy is just an ordinary candy. If you don’t believe it, just take it for testing.”
The penalties for attracting fans and luring others to attract fans are different. Moreover, if Cui Yangqian is just attracting fans, he is sure that the boss behind him will fish him out. Now he just wants to get rid of the crime of luring others to attract fans.
Jiang Ning and others had faced Cui Yangqian's appearance at that time, and they didn't believe that there was really nothing in the candy. What's more, even if Cui Yangqian didn't admit it, they had already sent the candy to the police station for testing, right? Cui Yangqian can't escape.
"Is this what you're talking about? After testing at the police station, it did contain ingredients controlled by the Flower Country. What else does Mr. Cui want to say?" The policeman took out a familiar candy and cuffed Cui Yangqian's hands.
Recognizing that the candy was the one thrown away by Jiang Ning, Cui Yangqian realized that the scene in the living room was intentional by Jiang Ning, and his blood suddenly surged.
"Jiang Ning, you-" Before he could finish his words, the policeman covered his mouth. No matter how he glared at Jiang Ning with hatred, he could not hurt her at all.
【What do you want me to do? You're not trying to seduce me into attracting fans now, are you? That's really dedicated. 】
[After Cui Yangqian went abroad in the past few years and hooked up with the big boss selling fans in Rose Country, in order to attract high-quality fans, he did not know how to help and deceive him. He also sold the fans to many people in Flower Country, and led many people to an unknown path. On the way back, he relied on his boss to escape from prison many times. 】
【This time Cui Yangqian came back, he also wanted to help the big boss get a big deal, and use the accumulated contacts to make the top leaders of the Flower Country addicted, so that the Flower Country would become an international laughing stock and the object of teasing by the Rose Country. 】
【He also shaved all the hair on his body to avoid inspection, but did Cui Yangqian forget that urine can also be inspected? Or is your brain sucking powder and making you stupid? 】
The police heard this and hated Cui Yangqian who was being held down.
Helping outsiders deal with Chinese people is really eating the inside out.
Fortunately, the superiors were powerful. They sent Cui Yangqian to the program team and controlled the program team so airtight that no one else could do anything. They were able to arrest this transnational scumbag selling fans and bring back the stolen goods.
Seeing that Cui Yangqian was being detained and about to be taken away, the remaining three new guests were slightly relieved. However, before they were completely relieved, they saw a policeman frowning and walking towards Jiang Ning. After looking carefully The bird queen she was holding said nervously.
“What’s wrong with this bird? Is it injured somewhere?”
The nervous look of the policeman made everyone's hearts skip a beat, especially Liu Yuqing, who had just grabbed the bird and wanted to throw it, and his facial muscles became even more tense.
He glanced at Jiang Ning and spoke first.
“It’s just a bird. Compared with people, people are more important.”
As Liu Yuqing said this, he smiled bitterly and showed several policemen the marks on his face made by the bird.
"This bird hit me. I just caught it out of anger, but I didn't do any harm to it."
(End of this chapter)
