MTL - Interstellar Tattered Queen-Chapter 2748 Fuck the old cow

  Chapter 2748 The old cow is dead

  The conversation in the corner ended quickly and silently.

  No one noticed.

  …

The principal of the Second Army, Qu Hongqiang, sat on the stool, closed his eyes slightly, and remained completely calm. Neither Ji You's shameful remarks nor the "treasure" she casually threw out made him overly emotional. The change.

  …

  Here, Kong Wenqi, who was patted on the shoulder by Ji You, felt his heart tremble, the kind of earthquake that erupted from a magnitude 12 tsunami...

   no no no no...

   It is the kind of twelfth-level cosmic storm eruption.

  Kong Wenqi tried his best to calm down the bursting emotions in his heart, and thought to himself, you are a little dwarf, don't you have any self-knowledge?

  Since you can’t take pictures of your height, why do you need to take pictures on tiptoe?

   Don't you feel ashamed?

Kong Wenqi tried his best to calm his emotions, but he didn't say a word for a short time. Of course, he was not just calming down, he was still connected to the communication with Marshal Lin Jun, and after carefully listening to Marshal Lin Jun's instructions, he immediately laughed and said: " Student Ji·Long Aotian·You, you are right, we are members of the Long Aotian clan at this moment, and everyone present is... We should be proud of our identities. When the connection channel of the Rainbow Plane is opened , I hope that those of us present, including everyone in front of the screen, will call ourselves the Long Aotian clan."

   This sentence is considered to approve of Ji You's actions, and also tells everyone that this is definitely not nonsense.

   This is not Kong Wenqi's own private decision.

   This is a decision from the new Marshal Lin Jun.

  Kong Wenqi is very serious.

But Ji You swept away the seriousness and solemnity just now, and suddenly changed into a playful smile, changing faces faster than Sichuan opera: "General Kong, don't be so serious, just call me Ji You, or call me Big Youzi Okay... just now I made a joke with you, please don't take it wrong, because of various reasons, my teammates and I made up the identity of the Long Aotian clan by accident and under unavoidable circumstances , As for the identity of the empress dowager, it's even more of a joke, everyone, don't pay too much attention to it. Hahaha..."

  Kong Wenqi: "..."

  I'm serious with you, but you actually said it was a joke again.

   Monkeys are not as fickle as you.

He was really **** off, but he was still smiling on the surface, and said: "Of course I know that Ji You was joking just now, but it wasn't purely a joke. This agreement... is for our alliance, for us as a whole, They are all of great significance, since the signature of the signing party is the Long Aotian clan, then we must be the Long Aotian clan."

  This is not only for the people present, but also for the audience in front of the screen.

  The content of the agreement was not directly displayed, but everyone saw Kong Wenqi's solemn posture and knew that it was a big deal.

  Besides, just now Kong Wenqi had the obvious act of communicating with others. At this time, who could make him ask the other party for instructions?

   Obviously, this person is Lin Jun.

   Therefore, Kong Wenqi's quotations were also authorized by the new marshal.

  Ji You was a little confused by Kong Wenqi's solemn attitude, and she also looked frightened, taking a few steps back.

  Kong Wenqi: "..."

   Is she really timid?

   These two hundred and five, shit-stirring stick, acting skills are a bit too exaggerated.

  Kong Wenqi asked: "Student Ji You, and several other students, in front of the entire alliance and the people of the world, do you have anything to say now?"

  He Bi, Chu Jiaojiao and the others, of course, remained silent, only turning to Ji You.

  Ji You grinned, showing her big white teeth, and said, "I don't have anything to say, but I want to introduce a friend to everyone."

  Kong Wenqi smiled and asked: "Friend? Who is it?"

  Ji You suddenly clapped his hands.

  Clear applause resounded in everyone's ears, but—

1 second.

  2 seconds.

3 seconds.

  …

  Ten minutes passed, and Ji You slapped many times in a row, but still no one came forward, and nothing suspected of her friend ran out.

  Ji You's face was already a little dark.

  While waiting, Ji You suddenly roared: "Old cow! 10,000 tons of grass, one-time payment, no credit, you come out quickly!"

What?

who?

  The people present were a little confused.

  However, just when everyone on the scene and in front of the screen was puzzled, a hiss resounding through the entire starry sky suddenly appeared.

   "Moo—"

  Boom~

  At that moment, everyone felt that their ears were ringing, not only that, but their ears were about to explode.

   Immediately after.

  A gigantic figure suddenly appeared above everyone's heads.

   That's right.

  It is the top of the head, on top of the black and firm deck, there was originally a mezzanine, above the mezzanine, surrounded by a fence on all sides, and lying inside was a starry sky behemoth with shiny fur.

it…

  Two heads!

This is-

"Two-headed cow!" Soon, someone recognized the voice, and then the person who made the voice gasped and said, "My God, how can there be such a huge two-headed cow in this world? "

  This tonnage...

   At least the size of a small planet.

  The sound of gasping for air was more than the first one to speak. Even the audience in front of the screen could feel the terrifying breath of the two-headed cow through the screen.

this…

   Is it the friend Ji You mentioned?

   Just when everyone thought Ji You had made a mistake, she suddenly waved to the old scalper and said, "Old cattle, hurry up and say hello to everyone."

   "moo~"

  【Bah! ! 】

【fraud! 】

  【The promised 10 million tons of grass, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Damn little human bugs, drawing big cakes for old cows again. 】

"Hey! Hey! Hey! I didn't draw a big pie for you, don't get me wrong, old cow, the thing we promised, that sentence didn't do it properly for you? Otherwise, you can let the good one go. Come back with me?" Ji You hurriedly stopped the old scalper from thinking wildly, and said with a smile: "Old cattle, hurry up and say hello to everyone, we are waiting for you."

  The old scalper almost used his nostrils, snorted at Jiyou, and then turned his head immediately.

   It didn't take the initiative to follow it back.

It was this nasty little human bug, who deliberately threw it on the deck, and put a pile of fresh but chewy grass. I don’t know what kind of grass it is, and it tastes delicious. The situation at that time was very urgent. When Ji You and others' black ships were about to break through the opening of the space crack, the old scalper chewed until there was only a small handful of grass left. He ran away immediately, but at the very moment, the handful of green grass moved all of a sudden, it didn't bite any of them, and subconsciously took a step forward.

Then?

Then-

   Opening its eyes again, it found that it had returned to the human world together with these little human bugs.

  Really... Really really screwed up the old cow.

   The first update.

  (end of this chapter)