MTL - I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad-Chapter 478 476. Mister Almost
Chapter 478 476. Mr. Almost
June 12th.
After staying in Chikan for a week, Xu Xin left the "orphan and widow" and took his cute little assistant to Xi'an.
The reason why he is said to be an orphan and widow is also because when he left, that bad girl was crying and howling.
What kind of words like "Dad doesn't want us", "Mom is old, Dad is going to open a harem".
Nonsence.
Why not meet Jay Chou?
Where did you get so jealous?
Arrived in Xi'an at noon, got off the plane, and rushed to Xiying Studio.
In the car, Su Meng was still asking:
"Brother Xu, can you really see Jay Chou?!"
"…able."
Xu Xin felt a little helpless:
"Brother Xu, I am a celebrity anyway, and we all know that I have a good relationship with the wheel. How did it become a fantasy story for you? What's wrong? You still don't believe that I know him?"
"no no…"
Su Meng quickly shook her head, her face full of timid "happiness":
"But he is Jay Chou..."
"..."
Your old man is a little bit too inappropriate for dry food with bean buns, right?
Return your year-end bonus.
High and low deductions of two hundred.
Grandma has legs.
With this thought in mind, he suddenly remembered something and asked:
"By the way, the courier here in Xi'an received one two days ago, did you contact you?"
"Contacted."
Su Meng nodded quickly:
"It was said to be a large item, and I confirmed it repeatedly with me, and even took a photo and sent an MMS message, and I signed for it after confirming that the item was in good condition. It was placed in the sentry box in the Royal Garden."
"Well, that's fine."
Xu Xin nodded, leaned back on the chair and yawned lazily.
Recently, I feel that my body has been severely depleted.
That **** took all the "unsatisfactory" things at work onto herself.
It's day and night, it's annoying.
If it hadn't been confirmed that the two of them had no plans to have a second child within five years, he would have checked the safety helmet for needle holes.
And now I can be clean for a few days.
He came to Xi'an this time to communicate with the factory about the editing ideas of Hawthorn Tree, and strive to produce the finished film before the end of July.
Secondly, I came to help **** watch the recording of "The Voice".
Of course…
There is one more thing that needs to be confirmed.
It’s already halfway through this year, why is the “langlangDAY” of my brothers gone?
These have to be asked.
He is still waiting for the date of the vacation to be confirmed, and then rush to take a vacation.
…
All the way to the factory, he didn't enter the venue, but went directly to the hotel.
When you arrive at the hotel, you will go straight to the restaurant as if you were going home.
The waiter quickly led him to the box and opened the door.
"For three!"
"I have to... sorry!"
"Hahahahaha, waste! Do you feel sorry for San?"
The sound of Wang Sicong bluffing came.
Xu Xin took a look and saw that the three old men were playing cards on the sofa next to the dining table.
There is a girl serving tea and water next to her.
MIUMIU.
"Yo? Here it comes. Hurry up, I'm busy, I'll wait for you."
Lang Lang, holding a handful of cards in his hand, saw Xu Xin coming in, and immediately put the cards in his hand into the pile.
"Eh!? I'm stupid! You can't afford it, can you!"
The card in his hand looks like it should be Wang Sicong who has made a report.
"Take it back! Take it back! Do you want three?"
Lang Lang rolled his eyes:
"Why can't I afford San? Do you think I'm him?"
"..."
Jay Chou's face darkened.
Then he put his own cards into the deck in the same way, and he pulled them with both hands.
All cards are messed up.
"Hey, I'm so stupid!... We two ghosts!! You two are dying with this card, you know~!"
In the same way, put the cards in your hand into the deck, Wang Sicong continued to be aggrieved.
But according to Xu Xin's understanding of him, these words are pure fart.
If you have two or three in your hand, a fool will only get two or three.
Just put the four cards on the board, don't you know what's going on?
Xu Xin sneered, turned his head and said to the stupid and cute Su Meng:
"Here, do you think that man looks like Jay Chou?"
"..."
Su Meng didn't speak, but started a **** to Jay Chou who was waving and smiling at her:
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Call it cute, it’s pretty cute.
But Xu Xin really couldn't find her silly virtue cute.
simply rolled his eyes and introduced:
"My assistant, Su Meng... just call her stupid."
After finishing speaking, he said to the waiter at the door:
"Okay, let's serve. I'm getting some bowls of mutton to soak, and serve it directly with the dishes."
"Okay, Director Xu."
The waiter nodded and backed out.
Several people walked towards the dining table, Xu Xin asked Lang Lang:
"How many days have you been back?"
"It's been ten days."
"Then why don't you come to me?"
"What are you looking for? Guangzhou is so hot, Lao Wang and I are researching things."
Hearing this, Xu Xin was a little puzzled:
"What's the matter? What can you two understand through research?"
"Hey, what do you mean by that?"
Wang Sicong is not happy anymore:
"Research on computers, what, you understand?"
"..."
Xu Xin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sneered:
"Hey... you are so funny. You can play games and study computers..."
"Ha ha ha ha…"
It's fine if he doesn't say this, but when he did, Wang Sicong and Lang Lang were delighted.
Looking at each other with the same eyes as looking at bumpkins:
"Look, did I say that? He doesn't understand anything."
Lang Lang also nodded:
"That's right, it's really nothing. Let me tell you... we will go to Miami together after the audition is over. Lao Wang has built a computer room over there, so we have to go and talk to the construction party."
"Do you want to open an Internet cafe?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Under the speechless disgust of the three people, Xu Xin was a little dazed.
The computer room...isn't it just a black Internet cafe?
He really hasn’t been to the Internet cafe for many, many years.
When he went to the Internet cafe, the Internet cafe was called the computer room.
Like many ordinary post-80s, he was also obsessed with computer games for a while... This is actually not true.
The first time he was interested in computers was because Xu Miao bought a computer with a DOS operating system for his home.
It means that the keyboard operation is greater than the mouse operation.
Xu Miao's computer at the time...that was the best memory in his life.
As for the reason...
Xu Miao had two games on his computer.
One is called "Gorgeous Life" and the other is called "Students of the Same Grade".
Aiya, I go…
Thinking about it now makes me excited.
At that time, he accidentally went astray, and after clicking on these two games...
The innocent boy who was still ignorant about feelings and girls died.
Although the game is simple, for him, it is simply a wonderful paradise.
But heaven didn't last long.
One afternoon, Xu Miao was sneaking in the room by herself, but Xu Daqiang, who was not allowed to enter, saw her...
Heaven was directly abolished.
Xu Xin always remembers that when he heard a "bang" and rushed out of the house, and saw the computer in the yard that carried his best memories fall to pieces, he pretended to be calm on the surface, but what happened to him? How dark.
I won't mention how pleasant Xu Miao's screams were that afternoon.
Should!
Let you not learn well!
Let you unlock the door!
After that, he became curious about computers. And since the Internet cafe was established, it has been out of control.
CS, Red Alert, WAR3, Fairy Sword...including "Meteor Garden".
These are his memories of Internet cafes.
And now hearing this familiar title, his eyes lit up after being dazed:
"Is it the kind of computer room where you can't access the Internet, but can only connect to the local area network, and then the four of us will fight the red police all afternoon?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
As soon as these words came out, the three of them became even more speechless.
You will be banned if you put these words on the video card bar.
How dare you say it?
So...
Under Wang Sicong's explanation, Xu Xin understood.
It is a recognized fact that the Internet speed of China is slow.
The Internet atmosphere in the United States is very sweet.
He wants to get a private network with extremely fast uplink and downlink, which is specially designed to allow the brothers to play games with low latency, and the next game will not freeze. The most important thing is...the computer configuration should be high.
On the first day of Langlang, I did nothing.
Red wine potato chips Kang Shuaifu.
Whoever gets up while sitting in front of the computer is the grandson.
Usually three whistles and six whistles, such as "I am a strong red police thief, and I play 7 cold computers at the beginning", "My star star is fierce, and the Zerg pushes everything flat", "I got up, I hit, I was seconded, there is What can be said about "Bala-Bala's…
At that time, everyone will take a picture of the seat, and the ranking will be fixed for each game.
In order to see who can secure the top spot in "Mixed Martial Arts", Wang Sicong specially set up a... In Xu Xin's understanding, it is to set up a super fast local area network.
Everyone has the same delay and configuration.
Can't find any excuses, a computer room that relies purely on technology to win.
Quite expensive.
According to him, even a computer and an internet connection cost at least one or two hundred thousand dollars.
But people fight for breath.
You, surnamed Xu, aren’t you BB, have you ever... defeated the strongest heads-up king in the "Shenmu CS Internet Café League"?
Then let's see who is the father of CS1.6.
As for the cost, it's all drizzle.
Even if Miami may be the host of the second Lang Lang Day, the third may be abandoned.
That's okay too.
Isn’t it just money.
There are not many things, but our big old king has a lot of money.
So, the dinner started like this, with the topic of "computer room".
Only then did Xu Xin know that the reason why Wang Sicong knows so much about computers is because he once worked in the subtitle team.
It’s still a two-dimensional character!
I have worked as a translator for American dramas, and what have I done for Japanese anime...compression.
Anyway, it’s pretty awesome.
Niu ah.
Then chatting and chatting, I don’t know what happened, so I started talking about it.
There are two villas in Xu Xin's family in the Royal Garden. When they bought one, they belonged to Xu Daqiang himself, and the other was reserved for Xu Miao and his wife.
As for the second child...
When the Qujiang Royal Garden was built, Xu Xin’s wings were not hardened yet.
When the sound was recorded last year, Jay Chou and Wang Sicong got a computer in the apartment they lived in.
Xu Xin also has a desktop computer at home.
Three computers are enough for the three of them to play StarCraft in the afternoon.
What?
You ask Lang Lang?
Lang Lang spent all of his adolescence on the piano, so he is the recognized sewer among the four.
Giving him a notebook to play along with is enough to look down on him.
What?
Are you still his fan?
emmmm... Then for your sake, buy him a separate keyboard and mouse at most.
Okay?
So, with the idea of "opening black", the painting style of four people together is very similar to four high school students.
High school students are like wild boars. They run to the cafeteria and spin (four beeps) after dinner, then run to the Internet cafe, taking advantage of the feeling of playing for a while before class at 2:30.
After the four bowls of soaked mutton were finished, Xu Xin, who was the first to put down his chopsticks, slapped the table:
"Walk!?"
"Walk!"
"Sure!"
"Snoring...I'll drink some soup...What's in it, MIUMIU, your afternoon..."
Before Lang Lang finished speaking, Xu Xin stared:
"What time is it! The ink is still there! Hurry up!"
Lang Lang excited:
"Hey, okay, I don't care about MIUMIU..."
After finishing speaking, he went out directly:
"Where is the car! Where is the car! Are you ready?!..."
The hurried but laughing voices of the four people gradually drifted away.
Gong Xinliang is actually a bit used to it now.
I'm used to being like a boyfriend...with the three of them together, I'm just like a child, not the appearance of that internationally famous piano artist.
So it's not surprising.
She wasn't full yet, so she ate slowly.
But Su Meng wants to cry but has no tears.
"Where the **** am I going?"
Just talking about Qujiang Royal Garden... I don’t know where the gates of that place are opened!
…
When it comes to assistants, tacit understanding still needs to be cultivated a little bit.
Look at Dani.
Although the recording of "The Voice" has not started yet.
After nothing happened these two days, after learning that Brother Xu was coming today and that the F4 day group was fully assembled today, she went to visit the Big Wild Goose Pagoda early in the morning.
I was relatively new to this city last time, so I didn’t do my homework well.
She wants to have fun this time.
But fortunately, Dani has a conscience and left the car behind.
Xu Xin drove a business car, and took the three living fathers to Qujiang Garden at high speed.
The three living fathers were still there discussing the selection.
See who this unlucky Lang Lang is with.
But Xu Xin suddenly remembered something, and quickly called Su Meng:
"Mengmeng, which door did the express delivery go to?"
"Uh... Beimen, the name is my name, a big bag... Brother Xu, Qujiang..."
"Beep."
"..."
Su Meng, who didn't ask where Qujiang Garden is, really cried now.
When the commercial vehicle arrived at the north gate, Xu Xin suddenly braked, opened the door and quickly got out of the car.
The three of them were still in a daze when they saw him coming out of the security box again. There are two security guards behind me:
"Director Xu, walk slowly. We will send these two boxes to your home in a while."
"Okay, thanks for your hard work."
Xu Xin responded, habitually touching the cigarette from under the car door.
It turned out that after the door was opened, I realized... This is a car with wheels.
Waved his hand speechlessly, after getting into the car, the car rushed out again.
"Hey, Mengmeng, when I come back, I will take two Zhonghua, unpack and give two boxes to the security guard at the north gate."
"Brother Xu Qujiang..."
"Beep."
"..."
Inside the car.
"Why did you go? Get a courier?"
Lang Lang, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was a little puzzled.
Xu Xin nodded:
"Well, I bought 500 copies of "Trans Era", with 500 posters of the album cover."
"!???"
In the back row, with Erlang's legs crossed, Jay Chou, who searched for "Interstellar Zerg mad dog flow speed push technique" on his mobile phone, suddenly shuddered:
"Hey, what are you going to do!"
Xu Xin didn't turn his head, and said while turning the steering wheel:
"At the opening ceremony of the World Expo, I promised the actors a bunch of autographs for the album "Cross-Era"."
"????"
Jay Chou put down his phone directly, stretched his head, and stared at Xu Xin:
"Whose" "Across the Ages" is it?"
"Your, who else can have it?...Your album sales this time are quite expensive. I remember that they were all 25 before? This time it's 35 directly?"
Jay Chou ignored his words, but continued to ask:
"Sign...whose name?"
"Your."
Xu Xin took it for granted.
"If you don't sign your album, who will sign it?"
"My...mine!?"
From Wang Sicong's perspective, Jay Chou's lips began to tremble.
"yes."
"..."
Once again confirmed, Jay Chou sat up slowly.
He sat behind the driver's seat.
After sitting up straight, he suddenly stretched out his hand tremblingly, bypassing the seat, and pinched towards Xu Xin's neck:
"I'll strangle you to death (GAI)!!"
"Hey, I...cough cough cough cough..."
"Hey, hey, drive, drive, let go of the wheels, old Xu..."
Lang Lang speaks up for justice.
Unfortunately, because he was sitting in the co-pilot, at most he was persuading, which was of no use.
Jay Chou hooked Xu Xin's neck and jumped there to swear.
Xu Xin was in pain, and shouted his wish.
Lang Lang wanted to persuade him, but at this moment, he suddenly heard Wang Sicong's words:
"Hey, turn up your music."
"…ah?"
"Hurry up, this song is nice."
"Well…"
The loyal and kind Comrade Wolf turned the fader.
In the rhythmic and restless BEAT, Hot Dog sang his own "Mr. Almost":
"Almost the same singers, with almost the same oolongs!
Almost the same microphone, almost the same singing, all crying poor!
They almost all look like pigs, but they and I are almost pig friends..."
Wang Sicong crossed his legs, letting the noise in the car go on.
In the swaying car, he shook his legs and hummed to the rhythm of the music:
"I'm Mr. Almost~ My almost is born~... Isn't this almost a good life?"
Hearing this rhetorical question and looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, he laughed.
Wonderful.
(end of this chapter)
