MTL - If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?-Chapter 51 cold joke

Since signing up and being registered for the financial trading contest, in addition to Zhong Yuan in our team, no one has taken care of this matter. What are you doing?

After more than two months, I was informed that I would like to speak with Zhong Yuan at the summary meeting of the contest.

To be honest, I am a bit timid. In our team, the more elite people are Zhong Yuan and Boss, and their two speeches are suitable. To take a step back, although passerby A does not understand anything about finance, but wins in the brain is flexible, quick response, and can handle various emergencies in a random manner, so he is also suitable. The most unfortunate thing is Xiao Er. The person who plays this kind of pen is the best to learn from others. It is not difficult to disguise an elite in the industry.

And me……

Originally, I thought that even if this guy of Zhongyuan had more than ten years of stock age, there was only one team in the country that won the first prize, so I didn’t think it was easy for us to win the first prize. What I’ve been talking about has always been a brain supplement when I was bored, and I didn’t really take it seriously.

Moreover, there was no movement in the month before the start of the game. I made a total of five transactions before and after, so I was more certain that he was not sure, and he even gave up.

However, what I didn't expect was that from the fifth week, he began to fight back and watched the phone all day long. Also from the fifth week, our team's rate of return began to frantically, and in the last week, with a startling momentum, reached the championship position.

On the last day of the game, Xiao Er looked at the income list on the official website of the competition in the dormitory. While screaming at the keyboard, he sighed and said: "The enchanting, enchanting! This NND is a enchanting!"

I was very excited when I looked at the constant beating rate behind Zhong Yuan’s name. How much better if it was replaced by real money...

In short, this matter is summed up in one sentence, I have neither guessed the process nor guessed the result. Therefore, everything that was originally brain-filled with YY suddenly became a fact, which made me feel helpless.

I pinched the manuscript that Zhong Yuan had prepared for me in advance, and said in a distressed way: "Do you... change people?"

Zhong Yuan replied very simply: "No."

"Oh, but..." I was helpless. Although I was thick, I couldn't afford to lose this person. And I heard that someone will talk to us on the spot and exchange on the spot! In particular, this conference seems to be broadcast live on a certain TV station. If it is really shameful...

Zhong Yuan glared at my head and tempted me. "Nothing, there is me."

I still don't feel at ease, but I think about it. The old and the second-way people are estimated to have been bought by Zhongyuan. At this time, it is useless to fight against me alone.

Forget it, the knife has been put on the neck anyway, and let it be resigned.

......

The summary meeting of the competition is just in our school. In the meantime, the winners from all over the country, as well as some industry elites, have to join in the fun.

The conference begins at seven o'clock in the evening. In the afternoon of the same day, I was put in the dormitory in the early morning of January 24th. After two hours of failure, I finally succeeded in making makeup for me.

I looked at myself in the mirror and became a little embarrassed. At this point my eyeliner was stretched, my eyes were slightly upturned, and my eyelashes were thicker so that my eyes looked bigger. In addition, the upturned eye corner echoes the slender and oblique eyebrows, adding a mature and restrained charm. My hair is long enough to be put up, and the hair that is high in the disk makes the people in the mirror more comfortable and free.

Royal sister, live off a royal sister.

Well, this style has won my heart.

I wore a serious formal suit, stepped on black high heels, and stood in front of Zhong Yuan like a treasure.

Zhong Yuan looked at me, didn't talk, and his expression was a bit too sleepy.

I raised my hand and shook it in front of him. "How?"

Zhong Yuan grabbed my hand and smiled. "Good."

I was a little happy and a little embarrassed, so I bowed my head, but when I saw the manuscript in my hand, my brow was locked again.

Zhong Yuan grabbed the crumpled manuscript in my hand and threw it into the trash can in the distance. The trash can was a few meters away from him, and the paper group was just thrown in without being biased.

"You..." I am angry, I don't know what he is going to do.

Zhongyuan finished the bad things and looked at me with a calm smile. "Give me a tie."

I was a bit inexplicable, and I grabbed the tie angrily and put it on his neck.

Zhong Yuan leaned down and let me torture. After a while, he suddenly said: "After a while, passers-by will send a folder, there is our official manuscript, which is no different from that one."

I frowned. "I know, but what do I do now?" It’s more than half an hour before the official start of the conference. It’s just a good time to review this time.

Zhong Yuan smiled and kissed me gently on my forehead and replied: "Now we are telling jokes."

I:"……"

So I was violent. Please! After thirty-eight minutes and forty-six seconds, Laozi will go to the guillotine, so you are sure to tell me a joke now?

Zhong Yuan completely ignored my dissatisfaction, took me to the corner of the study room, and began to whisper to me a joke.

For half an hour, for half an hour, our Zhong Da Shen was so sullen, and told me a half-hour joke very seriously. What is "a person who is dripping in the hospital and then looking at the infusion bottle is laughing because he laughs low." "There was a hide-and-seek group who had never found it in the past." Going out to play and encountering the big wolf, the big grey wolf said that I want to eat you, and the little white rabbit is eaten."

Ok, I admit that I am a good person, although I don’t think these jokes are funny, but I think that Zhongyuan’s jokes are a joke in itself, not to mention that he is a joke... So I was teased by him. Laughing, groaning with a big mouth and screaming, and dare not make a loud voice, that pain, I laughed and tears flowed out.

Zhong Yuanyan used a paper towel to wipe my tears with a blank expression, saying: "We said another one below, there was a..."

Zhong Yuan talked for half an hour, and I laughed for half an hour. At the end, I laughed and didn't have the strength. Zhong Yuan took advantage of me to go to the summary meeting.

Sitting in the serious meeting place, Zhong Yuan asked me if I was still nervous. I fell on my shoulder and shook my head lazily, and couldn't help but laugh. I was tortured by him today. The nerve that controlled my nervousness in my brain was completely broken and I was nervous.

When it was my turn to speak to Zhong Yuan, he took my hand and walked steadily toward the stage. I feel that in this case we are not suitable to show too much JQ side, want to break him, but where can I earn it?

The main content of my talk with Zhong Yuan is displayed on the ppt. Ppt has a total of fifteen pages of substantive content, Zhong Yuan is responsible for ten pages, and I am responsible for five pages. After Zhong Yuan finished speaking, I cooperated with the lecture and told the rest of the five pages of ppt. In fact, I don’t understand it. It’s all well-rehearsed. >__<

After a few days, I saw the video of the conference on the Internet. When the video was placed in my answer to the question, I saw Zhong Yuanwei with his head on his side and looked at me smiling. This picture made me feel warm in my heart.

I always feel that the smile of Zhong Yuan is different from the smile he faces when he faces the flower in the courtyard. However, where is the difference?

I took this picture off and took out the photo that made me eat vinegar and compared it.

After observing for a long time, I finally came to the conclusion that Zhong Yuan was very polite when he was facing the flower in the courtyard, and when he faced me, he smiled very... cough...

Thinking of this, my villain is smirking and smirking.

......

Regarding the seven-day tour of Singapore, I, Zhongyuan and the boss, all three of us have not gone because of something, only Xiao Er and passers-by went. In the past few days, Xiao Er has been wailing in front of me and the boss, saying that she is not willing to go out with a pervert to travel alone, but she still reluctant to go out to play, so she went with a very contradictory mood.

Later, when Xiao Er came back, she told us about her experience. According to him, her trip was extremely dangerous and she almost lost her name... This is a postscript.