MTL - I Thought I Was Straight-Chapter 95 Zhenjun is a love brain④
Yan Ge lowered his eyes slightly, and said in his heart that God is helping me, I can't do anything now that you are my master. When you become a mortal, won't you let me do whatever I want?
As soon as this idea came out, Xuanyu said: "What bad idea are you thinking?"
"Huh?" Yan Ge was startled, and immediately said innocently: "No, I didn't think about anything."
"Really?" Xuanyu squinted suspiciously, then stretched out her left hand and said, "I'll do some calculations as a teacher."
Goosebumps came out from Yan Ge's body, he hurriedly grabbed Xuan Yu's hand, "Master...isn't it necessary?"
"You're guilty." Xuan Yu looked into Yan Ge's eyes and said, "Either tell the truth, or count it as a teacher."
Looking at Xuan Yu with a serious face, Yan Ge wanted to cry without tears, what kind of world is this, what kind of male supporting role is this, he really doesn't want to do it anymore~
Seeing Yang Ge showing such an expression, Xuanyu's fingers fluttered and calculated quickly, then his eyes fixed and his expression became serious.
Yang Ge stared at him with wide eyes, what did he figure out? Seeing Xuanyu's serious expression, he said, "It's strange, I can't figure it out."
Yan Ge was overjoyed, and he still pretended to be very concerned and said, "What's wrong, Master? Is it because your cultivation is not good enough?"
Xuan Yu glared at Yan Ge, and said, "The heavenly secrets are in chaos, why is it like this?"
Yan Ge suspected that Eggy was acting as a hindrance, so happy that he almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He said: "Master, if you can't figure it out, don't forget it. I really didn't think of any bad ideas. Look at your apprentice, how innocent I am..."
Xuanyu was not reconciled, and was about to ask Yan Ge carefully, when Xiao Tiangou came, Erlang God asked him to come and play with Yan Ge for two days, he dared not refuse. It's no good if there are outsiders here at Xuanyu, he said to Yan Ge: "The Roaring Dog is just here, you can ask him if you have any problems in cultivation these few days, he is more than enough to teach you."
Yan Ge got up and said, "Master, are you leaving?"
Xuanyu: "Reluctance?"
"Yes." Yan Ge said, "I can think about it."
"No prospect." Xuanyu flicked his sleeves and was about to leave, but suddenly turned around and said, "I'll be back as a teacher in at most three days."
Seeing Xuanyu leave, Yan Ge looked concerned. Xiao Tiangou changed into a human form and stood beside Yan Ge, saying, "Zhenjun Xuanyu is right, you are really worthless."
Yang Ge wiped his face, there was no trace of sadness on his face, instead he looked beaming. As soon as he turned his head, he saw the roaring dog in fluttering white clothes. Yan Ge's mood was complicated and indescribable, "Why did you become like this?"
Xiaotiangou: "That's what I look like."
"You lie." Yan Ge said, "You are obviously a dog."
"..." Rolling his eyes angrily, he said, "According to what you say, True Monarch Xuanyu doesn't look like this."
Yan Ge suddenly became curious, "What is my master's original form?"
Xiaotiangou: "It's a flower."
"!!" Yan Ge: "What flower?"
Xiaotiangou: "You will never guess."
It's really impossible to guess, and the original plot didn't say what Xuanyu was cultivated into. Thinking of Xuanyu's cold look, he guessed: "Master is a lotus, right?"
"Hmph." Roaring Sky Dog found that Xuanyu was no longer in the Purple Bamboo Forest, so he said: "The real body of Xuanyu Zhenjun is actually sweet-scented osmanthus."
Yan Ge: "Huh?"
"Unexpectedly?" Xiao Tianquan narrowed his smiling eyes, "He is a human form cultivated from an osmanthus flower on the osmanthus tree in Yuxu Palace. He was accepted as a disciple by Master Yuanshi as soon as he took the human form. Because he disliked himself His real body is not domineering enough, and he has never shown his original form for so many years."
The corner of Yan Ge's mouth twitched. He really couldn't connect Xuanyu with a small sweet-scented osmanthus. He stroked his chin and said, "No wonder I always feel that Master's body is fragrant."
Seeing Yan Ge walking out, Xiao Tiangou said, "Where are you going?"
Yan Ge: "I'll go find my master!"
Xuanyu is the disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, one of the few true emperors in the world, even if he is reincarnated, he is also extraordinary. When Yan Ge came to the world, he counted his fingers and found that Xuan Yu had been reincarnated into the royal family and became a prince.
Roaring Sky Dog followed Yan Ge and said, "Isn't this bad? What should we do when the true king returns and blames me?"
"There is one chance." Yan Ge clenched his fists and said, "If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent."
Roaring Dog: "???"
The two of them came to the palace to hide in search of Xuanyu, and when they came to a remote palace, they heard a lot of noise inside from a distance, as if there was a fight. Yan Ge and Xiao Tiangou walked over, and saw a group of half-grown children gathered together, and in the middle was a child about five years old in disheveled clothes. Fragrance.
No need to count, Yan Ge knew it was Xuanyu.
The little Xuanyu stood stubbornly in the middle, a little girl looked at Xuanyu contemptuously, then grabbed the hand of the boy beside her and said, "Brother Prince, this evil **** dares to stare at me."
Before the prince could speak, the other children were filled with righteous indignation, "How dare you stare at others? You really are a monster, hit him!"
A group of children fought around Xiao Xuanyu. Xuanyu lay on the ground and curled up into a ball, and soon there were large and small wounds on her body.
Yan Ge couldn't stand it anymore, and was grabbed by Xiao Tiangou just as he was about to go over to help. Xiao Tiangou said calmly: "The true king came down to the world to endure calamities, and all the sufferings in the world are calamities. You are not helping him but harming him now."
Yan Ge paused, and a group of children over there were still beating. They are all princes and princesses, they have been used to being lawless since they were young, how would they know the seriousness of a fight, the corner of Xiao Xuanyu's mouth began to ooze blood after a while.
Yan Ge didn't care too much, and said: "If you continue to fight, you will die. My master has not yet experienced the calamity of love."
Speaking of which, Yan Ge suddenly appeared, raised his hand and slapped those little kids down. Xiao Tiangou had no time to stop it, so he could only cover his face with his hands.
Yang Ge's sudden appearance frightened the group of little kids, and they ran out screaming and crawling. The maids and eunuchs waiting outside were taken aback and asked what happened inside.
I saw His Highness the Crown Prince tremblingly pointing inside, tremblingly said: "Ghost... there are ghosts..."
Xuanyu, who was beaten and unable to move on the ground, also looked at Yang Ge in horror. Yan Ge squatted in front of Xuanyu, looked into Xuanyu's bony eyes, grimaced and said, "I'm a ghost, are you afraid?"
Thinking of it, Xuanyu felt pain all over his body just by moving slightly, he opened his mouth, and a mouthful of blood spewed out.
Yan Ge frowned, stretched out his hand and tapped on the center of his brow, and the wound on Xuanyu's body healed instantly.
Xiao Xuanyu looked at Yang Ge in shock, her mind went blank.
Being looked at by him like this, Yan Ge was a little proud. Don't look at my low mana now, but it's enough to fool a kid. He bared his teeth and said, "I'm a ghost, are you afraid?"
Little Xuanyu seemed to wake up suddenly, got up and threw herself into Yan Ge's arms, crying loudly: "You are here to take me away, right? Woooooo...I don't want to stay here anymore..."
Yan Ge was stunned, and Xiao Tiangou said in Yang Ge's ear: "You saved me too, you better leave quickly, it will be bad if it affects the true king's crossing the catastrophe."
Yan Ge looked at Xuanyu with a headache, he pulled little Xuanyu off his body, and said with a stern face: "I'm not here to take you away, can you understand human language? I'm a ghost."
Xiao Xuanyu looked at Yan Ge pitifully, and said, "Are you sent by my mother and concubine to find me?"
Yan Ge: "..."
Xiao Tiangou was still urging, "Hurry up."
"I'm not sent by your concubine mother." Yang Ge deliberately said in a terrifying tone: "It's the people who died here before, who stayed here as ghosts, and they like to eat children the most."
Xiao Xuanyu flinched in fear, and said weakly: "Can you stop eating me?"
"No." Yan Ge said: "I just like to eat skinny children."
Xiao Xuanyu's small face was wrinkled, and she suddenly cried: "Wow...then you should eat me, I'm so hungry and I won't gain weight..."
Yan Ge: "..."
Roaring Dog: "..."
Xiaotiangou said with a tangled face: "You are finished, and when Zhenjun returns from calamity, he will definitely not let you go easily."
"Don't cry!" Yan Ge said, "I prefer to eat crying children!"
"Woo..." Xiao Xuanyu forcibly stopped crying, her little face flushed red.
Yan Ge said, "Why did they beat you?"
Xiao Xuanyu's expression immediately burst into tears again, "Because I am a monster."
The Roaring Dog exploded immediately, "How could the True Monarch be an evildoer?!"
Yan Ge also felt that something was wrong, so he counted. It turned out that Xuanyu's reincarnated mother was originally the number one beauty in Daqi, the emperor's favorite concubine. On the day Xuanyu was born, the entire palace was enveloped in a strange fragrance. It was originally a good omen, but the empress bribed Qin Tianjian, who said it was an ominous omen, and the imperial concubine gave birth to a monster.
The emperor was about to send someone to kill Xiao Xuanyu on the spot. The imperial concubine dragged her weak body and smashed her head in front of the emperor, but she still couldn't make the emperor change his mind. In the end, the noble concubine was willing to die on behalf of her own child, so she bumped her head to death in front of the emperor. Only then did the emperor regret it. He was reluctant to part with the beautiful concubine, but he hated this ominous son, so he left him in a remote palace and sent a few eunuchs and maids to take care of him, leaving him to fend for himself.
Xuanyu was raised by the food secretly saved by the eunuchs and maids, and she didn't have a name until she was five years old.
This life experience as a teacher is embarrassing, Xiaotiangou still said that everything in the world is a calamity, these decades are just a small episode in the long life of the true monarch.
Yang Ge wiped away the tears from Xiao Xuanyu's face, and said: "They are all talking nonsense, you are not a monster."
"Really?" Xiao Xuanyu said, "Am I really not a monster?"
"You are not." Yan Ge said seriously.
"Then you want to take me to see my concubine mother?" Xiao Xuanyu looked at Yan Ge eagerly, "They said that you can see concubine mother after you die, as long as... as long as you can take me to concubine mother , I, I... I am willing to let you eat it."
Yang Ge felt strange, so he purposely said with disdain: "Who wants to eat you? It's smelly and dirty, I'll have a stomachache if I eat it."
Xiao Xuanyu felt very inferior. She took the initiative to send it to the ghost and was rejected by the ghost. He is really useless.
The two stared at each other for a while, then Xiao Xuanyu said, "Are you really a ghost?"
"I am." Yan Ge said: "If you don't believe me, I will prove it to you."
As he spoke, he opened his mouth so wide that the corners of his mouth were torn to the back of his ears, and then he opened his mouth wide and said, "I'm just a starving ghost."
Xiao Xuanyu looked at Yan Ge with fear and novelty, and said in surprise: "They said that ghosts can't appear during the day, so it's all a lie."
"What they said is true." Yang Ge pointed to the tree above his head and said, "It's okay to be in the shadows during the day, anyway, ghosts can't bask in the sun."
Xiao Xuanyu took a look at Yan Ge, with a coy look of hesitating to speak. Yang Ge said with disgust: "Say what you want to say, don't hesitate."
"I just want to ask." Xiao Xuanyu said, "Did you just stay here and starve to death like me?"
Yan Ge didn't expect him to ask this, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. Xiao Xuanyu said: "Then if I die, will I still be a ghost here?"
Yan Ge said, "Do you really want to be a ghost?"
"I don't know." Xiao Xuanyu thought for a while and said, "At least you won't be beaten if you're a ghost."
Originally, he was here to attack him, but Yan Ge couldn't bear to see his poor appearance. He rubbed Xuanyu's head, enjoying the taste of deceiving his master and exterminating his ancestors, and then said: "It's very painful for a starving ghost. You will always be hungry, and you won't be able to eat as much as you want."
"You have to live well." Yan Ge said, "Living is more comfortable than dying."
Xiao Xuanyu: "But I feel so uncomfortable. They beat me, didn't give me food, and called me a monster."
"Then you have to live well." Yan Ge said: "In the future, you will take revenge one by one."
"Huh?" Xiao Tianquan was shocked: "How can you teach Zhenjun like this?"
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