MTL - I Thought I Was Straight-Chapter 7 Crazy pursuit from the president⑦
After taking a shower and going to bed to turn off the lights, Yang Ge in the dark suddenly slapped his thigh regretfully, forgetting to take back the key in Xue Mang's hand.
He tossed and turned on the bed, seeing how distressed he was, the system egg comforted him: "Actually, you really don't need to be so troubled."
"How can I not be bothered?" Yan Ge turned over again and said, "Why did you say it developed like this? I don't think it's good. If the customer encounters my situation after the product is put into use, they What if you are not satisfied?"
"No." Eggy smiled and said, "The main audience of this product is women and gays, and they don't have your troubles."
"..." Yan Ge finally asked what was in his heart, "Why did you send me, a straight man, to complete this task? Can't you send a female tester?"
"It's like this dear." Eggy explained patiently, "Because the company currently only has you as a tester, so there is no one to choose dear."
"..." Yan Ge had another problem, "This job pays very well, why am I the only one?"
"There were other testers in the past, but they all chose to resign after completing a job." A puzzled expression appeared on Dandan's flowery face, "I don't know why."
You don't know, but I know, Yan Ge said in his heart that his seniors must have been cheated just like himself, and no one knew that the task could be so cheated before starting work.
Eggy said: "Don't worry dear, you have one chance to give up on completing the mission. If you are sure that you cannot complete this mission, you can choose to give up and go directly to the next mission."
"Can it still be like this?" Yan Ge asked, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Because there is only one chance. Theoretically, the task is more difficult every time. If you use this opportunity in the first task, what should you do if there is an accident in the subsequent task?"
That's right, I can't handle the first world by myself, so isn't I a bit too useless?
Yan Ge said in his heart that the matter has not reached that point yet, so let's work harder.
Since the live broadcast ended, Yang Ge hadn't seen Xue Mang for several days. Yan Ge heaved a sigh of relief, he felt that there is no such thing as a man's infatuation. I don't see each other often, and there are quite a few men and women around Xue Mang, so the feeling for me fades after a long time.
Just when he was immersed in good expectations, Wu Jian asked him to come out to play.
"I won't go." Yan Ge refused on the phone: "Do you think I don't know what your plan is? I asked you how Xue Mang appeared at my house last time?"
Wu Jian pretended to be stupid and said: "What? Mr. Xue went to your house? What's the matter? I don't know, why are you asking me so?"
"You just pretend." Yang Ge sneered, "Last time I lied to you that I like leather clothes, and he showed up at my house in a few days wearing leather clothes. How dare you say it has nothing to do with you?"
"Cough." Wu Jian couldn't deny it and could only talk about him, "What do you think you're lying to me for? What kind of thing do you like?"
"Does it have anything to do with you? Bye bye."
When Yan Ge hung up the phone, Wu Jian scratched his head in distress. He, Wu Jian, didn't know what evil he had committed to be tortured between these two people.
Song Zhiyang made a new uniform, he put it on in front of the mirror, walked to the door of the room, scratched the door frame and pointed at Wu Jian, "Brave man, come here~"
Wu Jian smiled wryly at Song Zhiyang, "Baby, let's forget about it today."
"What's wrong?" Song Zhiyang walked over and put his arms around Wu Jian's neck, "Did you suffer from kidney failure?"
"...Nonsense!" Wu Jian slapped Song Zhiyang's **** hard, "Is anyone cursing your husband like that?"
"Where are the clothes just delivered?" Song Zhiyang pursed his mouth unhappily.
Wu Jian said distressedly, "I was almost tortured to death by Xue Mang and Yan Ge."
"What's wrong?" Song Zhiyang: "Xue Mang asked you to help him chase Yan Ge?"
"Isn't it?" Wu Jian said, "But now there's a problem. After I helped Xue Mang last time, Yan Ge didn't believe me anymore. Xue Mang also threatened me, saying that if I couldn't help him catch Yan Ge, he would take me away." You vent your anger."
"It turned out to be for me. I really wronged you, macho." Song Zhiyang kissed Wu Jian's face distressedly and said, "Leave this matter to me, don't worry."
"Leave it to you?" Wu Jian said: "Yang Ge knows our relationship, do you think he will tell you the truth?"
"Just look at it." Song Zhiyang smiled triumphantly, "In terms of wisdom, it still depends on me."
In the afternoon of that day, Yan Ge received a call from Ruan Tongtong, saying that the people who were doing the live broadcast with them planned to come out to get together, and hoped that Yan Ge could come too.
Yan Ge stayed at home for several days, and agreed after being quiet and thinking about moving. He went out at night, and when he arrived at the place, he saw all six people present.
"Old Yan is missing you!"
Yang Ge apologized and walked over, "The road is a bit congested."
"If you are late, you will be punished." Song Zhiyang poured a glass of wine and said, "Drink and apologize."
Yan Ge is not a hypocritical person, he picked up the wine glass and drank it without saying a word, and the atmosphere suddenly became better. Several people ate and went to sing together. Ruan Tongtong seemed to be a little drunk, and kept grabbing Yan Ge's arm.
Singing is a physical effort, and the six of them sang happily for a while, but they were all a little tired. At this time, Song Zhiyang suggested that everyone sit down and play a game, what game? It's a badly played truth or dare.
The six people made a circle around the table, Song Zhiyang held the wine bottle and said: "Whoever turns to it is whoever dares to play tricks, just wait for my revenge."
After he finished speaking, he spun the bottle vigorously, and everyone looked at it eagerly, and finally the direction of the bottle mouth stopped in the direction of Song Zhiyang.
"Pfft!"
All five of them laughed, "Song Zhiyang hurry up, the truth or the big risk? If you dare to play tricks, we will watch you take revenge on yourself."
Song Zhiyang thought it was too unlucky, he raised his chin slightly, "Am I that kind of person? I choose the truth."
What are you asking? The other five people are thinking about what kind of question is more sharp.
In the end, Song Zhiyang's CP Su Mi didn't want to embarrass him too much, and said amusedly: "Recently, you and Yan Ge are very popular with CP, so let's ask a simple question, what is the gender of the person you like? ?”
Yan Ge: "..."
Song Zhiyang: "!!"
It was so infuriating that Song Zhiyang was about to kneel to her. How much hatred and hatred did he have to ask him this question?
The point is that Su Mi didn't think too much about it. In her opinion, the male and female CPs in the circle are selling corruption to increase their exposure. She never thought that Song Zhiyang really likes men.
Under the gaze of five people and ten eyes, the sweaty Song Zhiyang said: "Can I choose the big adventure instead?"
Yan Ge didn't even look at him, did he need to be so honest? It’s okay if you’re thick-skinned and tell a lie, but who doesn’t know that you have a problem with your sexuality when you suddenly change to Big Adventure? It's better to honestly admit that you like men.
Sure enough, the expressions on the faces of the other four people were indescribable. Su Mi, who asked the question, didn't expect it. She was stunned and stammered: "Then... what should I do?"
Yan Ge suddenly suggested: "How about going to the street, holding an antenna pole with an advertisement on it, and shouting three times to the sky that my body odor is cured?"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and Song Zhiyang shouted in grief and indignation: "I will fight with you!"
However, the big talk has already been released, even if Song Zhiyang is reluctant, he still has to do what needs to be done.
The six of them are all well-known public figures, and they all came to the street with their faces covered tightly. Not to mention, I saw a telegraph pole as soon as I stepped out of the gate.
"Let's get started." Yan Ge said, "It's better to die sooner than later."
Song Zhiyang pointed at him, "Wait, be careful not to fall into my hands."
After he finished speaking, he dawdled to the side of the telephone pole. Before he started shouting, the five of them started laughing. Song Zhiyang hugged the telephone pole sadly, and an old woman happened to pass by, and was startled by his action. Just as he was wondering if this person drank too much, Song Zhiyang raised his head and shouted, "My body odor is cured! My body odor is cured! My body odor is cured!"
The voice was so simple, all the men, women and children around cast surprise at him for a while, and then silently turned to sympathy.
Song Zhiyang's old face was full of embarrassment, and he rushed back with his head down, "Go, go!"
The five Yan Ge who followed behind were laughing almost unsteadily, and barely stopped laughing until they returned to the box.
The game is still going on, but with Song Zhiyang's painful lesson, everyone will be more cautious in choosing the big adventure or the truth. After playing several rounds, no one chose the big adventure. Finally, in the seventh round, the bottle pointed at Yan Ge.
Song Zhiyang slapped the table excitedly on the spot, pointed at Yan Ge and laughed, "Ahahahaha, it's finally your turn!"
Yan Ge was taken aback by his excited look, in order to prevent him from retaliating, he said: "I choose the truth."
Song Zhiyang: "No one will rob me!"
No one competed with him, and everyone looked at him expectantly, hoping that he could ask some earth-shattering and weeping questions. Song Zhiyang was silent for a while, and then asked Yan Ge: "What kind of person do you think you will fall in love with in the future?"
What is the problem? Isn't this too exciting?
Everyone looked at Song Zhiyang in a weird way, he actually asked such a question when Yan Ge was teasing him. Could it be that what is said on the Internet is true, that Song Zhiyang really likes Yan Ge?
Yan Ge was also surprised. Is Song Zhiyang the kind of person who repays grievances with virtue? But since the question was asked, he answered it. Yan Ge thought about it carefully, and said what the perfect goddess looked like in his heart, "Gentle, beautiful, understanding, and capable of cooking well."
"It's gone?" Song Zhiyang: "Can you explain it in more detail?"
"How can I go into more detail?" Yan Ge said speechlessly, "Is it easy to do these points?"
They played until the early hours of the morning, and Song Zhiyang returned home after they separated. Wu Jian rushed over excitedly, "How is it?"
"Is there anything I can't do?" Song Zhiyang said with a sad face, "Today is really a big loss."