MTL - I Like This Dream!-v2 Chapter 21
An Xu was woken up by someone, someone pushed her, called "Master God's Favored One" twice in a small voice, pushed her again, called twice again, and so on. This gentle alarm clock was like a mosquito lingering in his ears, An Xu opened one eye with a grim expression, and the sound stopped abruptly.
"You are awake, my lord." The person standing by the bed shrank two steps away and said cautiously. An Xu yawned, got up and stretched a lot, and found that the person standing by the bed was an acquaintance, and it was the elementary school girl who was caught last night.
"Good day, my lord, the mass is about to begin, please prepare as soon as possible." The primary school girl said in a voice like a mosquito.
"Mass? Why should I attend?" An Xu asked.
Although the Holy Communion was served at Mass, there was only a small sip of wine and bread. The ceremony was similar, long and boring. She remembered that she had attended a few Masses and stopped going. I have already suffered the whip of skipping class, how can there be any reason to be there?
"Huh? Yes, but Mother Mary asked me to invite you!" the elementary school girl said anxiously.
"I'll let her die." An Xu shrugged.
"Oh, God bless you, you can't say such things..." The elementary school girl made the sign of the sign of the cross in a panic, "But, but you are blessed by God, why can't you not attend the mass? Everyone is going to attend the mass?"
The elementary school girl kept repeating in disbelief, forgetting the nervousness at the beginning, her voice became louder, and her thin and soft loli voice was quite pleasant. She is also a religious person who is full of rules and tells An Xu what to do and what not to do. The round-faced Lolita who is trembling like a bunny is much cuter than the stern-faced Nanny Rong. An Xu sized up the elementary school girl who had the guts to argue, and asked, "Aren't you afraid that I'll eat you now?"
"Are you the one favored by the gods?" White Rabbit Lolita said innocently, "It is said in the Bible that those who are favored by the gods will be inspired and favored by God, and even the devil who returns to **** must become a vegetarian under the grace of God." Come on!"
"Do you think I'm a devil?" An Xu looked back with gloomy eyes, the elementary school girl didn't realize it, but nodded seriously, and said, "You must be a big devil! But it doesn't matter, God has favored you , you are our brothers and sisters!"
"I'm not a vegetarian." An Xu said pitifully, "The reason why I agreed to be controlled by God is because He promised to let me eat a child every day."
The elementary school girl looked at her blankly.
"You said just now," An Xu put both hands on the primary school girl's shoulders, and licked his lips, "Madam Mary asked you to come over for my breakfast, right?"
The elementary school girl looked at her, her body began to tremble like the vibration mode of a mobile phone, and tears quickly filled her eyes, which were crumbling in their sockets. From those big eyes, An Xu saw the panic, sadness, panic, and resignation. The elementary school girl sobbed and said, "Can you swallow it without chewing? After I finish eating... woo... Please go to mass after eating..."
Anxu was defeated by her persistence.
The way to the auditorium was not short, and An Xu had time to grab some food and coax the primary school girl to stop crying. The elementary school girl's name is Esther, she is a well-behaved and obedient first grader, she believes everything An Xu says, she is so silly and sweet that people love her. An Xu felt that, for the sake of Luo Li's cuteness, she could forgive those people for disturbing her dreams early in the morning.
However, she doesn't care, it doesn't mean that others won't mess with her. Sitting upright at home still has unexpected disasters, not to mention that An Xu has already been running farther and farther on the Kangzhuang Avenue with a face full of shame.
The entire auditorium was full of people, and it looked like a mess. An Xu walked into the door under the guidance of Esther, only to realize that he was stepping into the front door. She puffed out her cheeks and accepted the baptism of people's eyes. She was stunned by everyone's gaze, and stuffed the remaining manna into her mouth without changing her expression.
"Your Excellency, the Favored One, has arrived." The priest standing on the stage said, "Please come forward."
The priest was wearing a red sacrificial cloak with a holy belt on his shoulders, which was the one he had seen at the mass before. An Xu didn't know his name, so it didn't matter, he patted the food crumbs on his hands, and walked to the stage generously.
Seen from above, the auditorium was divided into two parts. About 80% of the people were wearing black robes, and 20% were wearing white robes. Ah, the legendary omega! An Xu looked there intently, and saw that besides the white robes, those people were also wearing a hat that could completely cover their hair and half of their faces, so they couldn't see clearly how different their faces were.
An Xu sniffed vigorously, but could not smell anything other than incense candles, but felt a needle-like gaze on the side of his face. She turned her head and saw that, sure enough, Sister Mary was standing between the crowd and the podium, with an undisguised hostility on her face. If she had looked at An Xu with the expression of looking at the **** in the gutter before, now she was seeing the **** on the **** statue, her eyes were wide open, and she fiercely let An Xu die.
If eyes can kill, how can it be her turn to kill me? An Xu thought proudly (?), and turned back to look at the officiant, who also looked constipated when he looked at her. An Xu was unaware of his wretched behavior of sniffling while staring at omega, and was fully expecting someone to jump out and find fault: It's okay to bring her here, why not hold a commendation meeting.
The priest took a deep breath and calmed down his constipated face. He cleared his throat, made the sign of the sign of the cross on his chest, and read: "In the name of Saint Urban, God and righteous!"
"Praise the light!" The whole auditorium said in unison.
"May God's splendor, grace and grace be with you!"
"With your soul too!"
"May our Lord in heaven not blame the earth, but grant you supernatural powers, peace and joy!"
"Give it to you too!"
After several times of singing and chorusing, the little commotion caused by Anxu, the unspeakable god-favored person just now calmed down. The priest lowered his head, turned the pages of the book on the podium, and raised his voice: "God, please have mercy on us!"
"Because we offended you!" The black-robed and white-robed students said together.
"God, have mercy!"
"Give us redemption!"
"May the Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive our sins, and allow us to remain on the earth today. God and the flesh and blood of the righteous give us great grace, so that our sinful bodies can serve the gods and enter the kingdom of light after death , free from devils and shadows, and have eternal life in this kingdom!"
"Praise the light!"
To be honest, no matter what the content is, listening to these voices is quite pleasant, although it is also a little funny. How should I put it, this group of teenagers and girls who have not yet reached the stage of changing their voices are not as mighty and majestic as military training, but it reminds An Xu of the training of employees of certain institutions chanting brainwashing slogans, such as "Our goal is!" Big fortune!" "As long as you work hard to promote!" "The goods will eventually become money!"... She is really a layman without faith.
"As you all know, after 14 years, St. Andrew's Seminary has a second divine person," said the priest. "This is also the second time in the 338 years since St. One person who has received this honor as an apprentice is enough to prove that St. Andrew's Seminary is loved by God and the cradle of shepherds."
After a lapse of XX years, our school has a second college entrance examination champion, which is enough to show that XX Middle School is outstanding and the cradle of the college entrance examination champion. An Xu replaced it in his heart.
"However, we have unfortunately heard that the person who is favored by the gods is not a flawless righteous person, but a devil who deceives God." The priest paused here, and his stern eyes glanced at the crowd, "God will not allow people to appear in the back garden." Such gossip!"
Many people lowered their heads anxiously, but An Xu felt that their worries were unnecessary. She saw Lance in the crowd, standing out from the crowd with his head bowed, with a suppressed calm on his face; Mammy Mary stood outside the crowd, with a little hatred in her eyes and a confident mockery. These two people are so composed, how could the words of the officiant really want to rehabilitate her?
Judging from the eyes of the two old enemies watching the show, it is more likely that there is a trump card that can bring her to hell.
"Anna Sullivan, please come forward!" said the priest.
Here we come, An Xu thought.
"Only in this way can you prove your innocence and wash away the sins of doubters." He said solemnly, "Sing!"
An Xu looked at him, and the auditorium fell into silence.
"Uh, sorry, what do you want me to do?" A few seconds later, An Xu asked.
"Please lead us to sing the Prayer Sutra!" said the priest.
…what?
An Xu stared blankly at him, then turned to look at Mammy Mary and Lance, trying to get some hints from them. The expressions of Mammy Mary and Lance became even better because of An Xu's shock. They suppressed the faces of gloating, jealous, and elated smiles like that, as if they had successfully defeated the protagonist who was holding a golden finger. If you don't believe me, you have to laugh wildly and yell and look up to see who the sky is bypassing.
Many of the students below raised their heads and showed the officiant an adoring expression of "So it can be like this!" Taking advantage of the opportunity to look at the officiant, the officiant's left face showed "Huan Ji Tong", and the right face shone with golden light, "As expected of a witty me", which made An Xu feel that only his own style of painting was wrong.
that's it?
Are you serious? I do not understand? Put on such a big battle, just to let me sing a song? ! What do you mean by going out of tune and killing me? Or is it that this song can't be sung in the first place, is it trying to deceive me, and if I sing it, I lose? Another nanny's face appeared in An Xu's mind, and she said with a grinning smile: You can sing? Clap clap! …
An Xu felt as if she was standing in the world of small and medium-sized families, and was threatened by people in the dark cooking world to kill her whole family if the dishes they cooked were not good. It is also as if in the world of killer tennis, the opponent says that if you don’t play tennis, you will die/Use this super light speed tennis ball to kill you/Watch my substitute skeleton attack/etc, as the only normal person, she looks beyond common sense All of you feel that you have nothing to say, and you are a little embarrassed to watch others play shamelessly.
It can embarrass the older chuuniji, and in a way, they really won.