MTL - How Come These Monsters Have Health Bars-Chapter 638 Smelly Shameless Li Menzhu
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After more than two hours.
Satisfied with wine and food, Xiaoyaozi rubbed his stomach contentedly, and casually wiped his greasy mouth with his sleeve.
He took out a toothpick and was about to pick his teeth, Li Jing asked.
"The Emperor of Yaochi, should be very strong?"
"To be called the God Emperor, he is naturally the best among the top powerhouses in the upper three realms."
Xiaoyaozi responded.
"How does it compare to the Prajna of Buddhism and Taoism?"
Li Jing tilted his head.
"Holy Emperor Prajna?"
Xiaoyaozi sneered and said.
"In terms of strength, he is not worthy to lift the shoes of the God Emperor of Yaochi."
Li Jing was silent, and then whispered.
"Bi Qilin was killed by me, the Emperor of Yaochi should be furious?"
"That's for sure!"
Xiaoyaozi responded as a matter of course, said.
"You haven't seen that woman, so you don't know. In the entire upper three realms and nine heavens, this woman is the most careful. And this biqilin is her pet, she can't just let it go."
As he spoke, he gloated slightly.
"You shouldn't, you shouldn't, you shouldn't be familiar with a thunderbolt in front of so many people in Haoran City. Maybe the news won't be spread to the top for the time being, but with so many people seeing it, she will know sooner or later. When…"
Before he finished speaking, Li Jing made a faint sound.
"Then here comes the question, Senior Bilang Qilin Meat, you have eaten a lot, so should you be counted?"
"..."
Xiaoyaozi.
He is not a fool.
Li Jing's words were not purely superficial.
The underlying meaning is that he will be responsible for killing Bi Qilin.
Seeing someone looking straight at him, Xiaoyaozi said with a stomach ache.
"In this fairyland, no one can do anything to you. Even if the lack of rules is restored, the existence of the God Emperor of Yaochi does not mean that the lower realm can be lowered. Not to mention that Yaochi dominates the second heaven. Many people are watching, she Can't go away at all."
"Don't be afraid of one in case, but be afraid of ten thousand."
Li Jing shook his head and said.
"Right now, I can barely reach the level of the Holy Emperor. According to the gap between the Holy Emperor and the God Emperor you said, senior, then I will undoubtedly have no way to touch people. Senior, your cultivation base is unpredictable and You used to be a person from the Upper Three Realms, and you think there are quite a few people in the Upper Three Realms, how about I give you your name when the time comes?"
"..."
Xiaoyaozi.
Li Jing this...
It's getting more and more superficial!
It was just a little bit hidden.
This will just say his name.
Excessive!
It's too **** meow!
But when facing someone, he really has no temper.
Not to mention that he still counted on someone to turn the tide so that he would not be blamed for destroying the world.
If a person really wants to meet the God Emperor of Yaochi, he can't control what she says.
Looking at the empty dinner plate on the table, Daoyaozi burst into tears.
I really shouldn't be greedy for such a mouthful of meat!
But it smells so good!
He let out a bad breath heavily, and waved his hands unhappily.
"Forget it, if you really encounter such a situation, it doesn't matter if you are not an opponent and report my name."
"Sure."
Li Jing smiled.
Just about to say something more, Xiaoyaozi hurriedly got up.
"Stop it, don't play other tricks with me. I'll help you take the blame for killing Bi Qilin, and that's it. Goodbye, never see you again."
After all, he took a step forward and then disappeared strangely.
Li Jing was slightly taken aback when he saw this, and Xue Min'er was indifferent.
This old thing.
The ability is indeed not small.
Li Jing came and went without a trace, completely relying on the rules of space.
Xiaoyaozi is different.
No power of rules was touched in front of him.
Li Jing didn't know how he walked at all, he could only barely feel that a mysterious force wrapped him up when he took that step.
Looking at the direction Xiaoyaozi left, Li Jing narrowed his eyes.
He had to be careful about the Yaochi God Emperor.
Report Xiaoyaozi's name?
That's what he said.
Not mentioning this is unlikely to solve the problem...
Xiaoyaozi's reputation in the upper three realms is not necessarily good.
Besides, this old man's promise is too light, and there is no possibility of fraud.
It is better to rely on oneself than to rely on others.
You have to be fully prepared yourself.
God Emperor?
Looking up at the sky, Li Jing put away the dining table, transformed himself into a Taoist master, and then tore apart the space.
next second.
He returned to Dengxian Tower.
Hours passed.
At this time, Haoran City has already returned to calm.
The divine tendons of the people in the fairyland are so strong.
Especially ordinary people.
For them, it was a situation of fairy fights, fairyland happening every moment in different places.
As long as they don't harm unrelated people, they will return to their normal life order in a short while.
But Li Jing's encounter.
How much is still a little special.
The Dengxian Tower, where the roof of the back kitchen was knocked off, not only did not close down, but there were many times more guests than before, and it was almost overcrowded.
these people.
The mind is not on the girl who eats and climbs the fairy tower at all.
Instead, they looked around from time to time, vaguely expecting something.
What are they expecting.
Needless to say.
But tonight, they are doomed to be disappointed.
Li Jing turned into a Daoist and swaggered into the Dengxian Tower, looked around, and soon saw Kong Zhi drinking wine alone at a table in the corner.
Kong Zhi is very sensitive.
And obviously waiting for someone to come back.
When Li Jing saw him, he also saw the former stand up.
Seeing this, Li Jing nodded, turned around and went out.
Kong Zhi was also unambiguous, and called the servant to pay the bill and go outside Dengxian Tower.
…
When Kong Zhi came out of Dengxian Tower, Li Jing was already at a tea stall on the street.
It should be said that the owner of this tea stall is also very good at business.
When Li Jing came here earlier, there was no such stall here.
There is now.
Apparently it was for the honor of Master Jiu.
And in fact.
There is a storyteller at this meeting, vividly telling the story of Empress Jiuli.
The stories in his mouth were not pure nonsense.
Instead, it was talking about the events of the people in the game back then, when the Empress Jiuli went upstream alone and pierced a hole in the sky.
There are many exaggerations in it.
But it is also because it is exaggerated that it sounds inexplicably enjoyable.
Even Li Jing himself felt so.
At this time, apart from Li Jing, there were indeed many people who were interested in Empress Jiuli at the tea stall listening to the storyteller's rhetoric.
Although everyone knows that most of the ingredients are nonsense...
Seeing that Li Jing was listening to a story at the tea stall across the street, Kong Zhi had a strange expression on his face, and pretended to approach him casually.
"Nine... Lord Dao."
"Um."
Li Jing waved his hand to signal him to sit down, and took advantage of the situation to draw a ray of Hunyuan Qi to make the silent phantom work on the table of the two of them.
Kong Zhi felt something and sat down beside him.
"It's over, Master Jiu, are you planning to leave next?"
"Don't worry, I'm going to stay in Haoran City for a while if nothing happens."
Li Jing responded, and then looked over to ask.
"Compared to me, what are you and Fairy Yangxue going to do next?"
"Yang Xue and I plan to stay in Haoran City temporarily."
Kong Zhi said in response, saying.
"Yangxue is currently settling Uncle Qi and dealing with some problems in his family. If there are no accidents, the two of us will move in to live with Uncle Qi, and we will have a job in Dengxianlou for a while."
Hearing such words, Li Jing raised his eyebrows.
It was obviously Yang Xue's intention to leave a job in Dengxian Tower.
She didn't need the fairy crystal either, but planned to take care of Uncle Qi for a while until he recovered before leaving.
On the surface, it seems that Yangxue values love and righteousness.
But inside it shows that these two people who meet the people who should be robbed are destined...
Tilting his head and thinking about it, Li Jingdao.
"If it's convenient, help me do a job in Dengxian Tower."
?
Kong Zhi.
As Li Jing thought.
He and Yang Xue will work in Dengxian Tower next time not to make money, but for Uncle Qi.
Of course, this is mainly Yang Xue.
Kong Zhi is purely to accompany her.
so.
Li Jing, what's the matter?
What is his identity?
What kind of person is it?
Go to a brothel to work when you have nothing to do! ?
Seriously.
Kong knows 10,000 things he can't understand.
He could taste that Li Jing might have a purpose.
But he couldn't figure out what kind of purpose was worth someone's existence and low profile to work in a brothel.
Seeing Kong Zhi looking at him with a dazed expression, Li Jing smacked his lips.
"What are you looking at me for? It's not convenient for Fang to say a word."
"this…"
Kong Zhi hesitated and said.
"Convenience is definitely convenience. Yangxue is a fox demon after all. She can gain any position in the Immortal Tower with just a few tricks, and there is no need to go through a serious process."
As he spoke, he made a sound out of curiosity.
"So, Lord Jiu, in what capacity are you going to work in Dengxian Tower?"
To meet this question, Li Jing said.
"Serving tea and water is definitely not possible. I can't do this kind of thing. I can go to the back kitchen to help Uncle Qi cook." When someone responded, Kong Zhi smiled wryly.
"Master Jiu, I'm afraid this isn't very successful. If someone like you beats an ordinary person, even if he doesn't know it, it's completely degrading him. Besides, the status of the back kitchen helper is too low, and it's easy to be called Drink it. I will hide my identity, and I can't bear it when I encounter the corresponding situation. I have nothing to do with Yang Xue, you must not suffer this wronged."
Li Jing was dumbfounded.
He wanted to say that he was not that precious, and he could bear this grievance.
But after thinking about it, it's not a problem for the dignified master of Chen Yongguan to be called around.
Think for a while, Li Jingdao.
"Since that's the case, I'll act as a luthier without selling myself as a woman."
"Pianist?"
Kong Zhi was stunned.
"Is there a problem with that too?"
Li Jing asked.
"That's not true..."
Kong Zhi subconsciously shook his head and said.
"It's just Master Jiu, can you play the piano?"
"Oh! Are you underestimating me?"
Li Jing showed a displeased expression.
Seeing this, Kong Zhi hurriedly wanted to say no, but when he raised his eyes, he saw someone take out a snow-colored zither.
When he saw the guzheng, the corner of his eye jumped.
Taoism!
At the same time, Li Jing referred to Ye Piaoran and transformed into a young girl who is as plain as ever but youthful.
"Thump."
The strings are plucked, and the silent phantom is broken. Accompanying.
It's a dreamlike scene.
Amidst the rising clouds and mist, more than a dozen people
A phantom of an enchanting woman appeared, dancing lightly in the clouds.
In the clouds and mist they...
is naked.
However, the dream-like body is perfectly hidden in the clouds and mist, and dances continuously with Li Jing's piano music, making the looming to the extreme.
You seem to see it, but you don't seem to see anything.
Such an illusion.
The tea stalls, and even passers-by nearby are naturally attracted.
Seeing the dozen or so women in the cloud and mist, they couldn't help being obsessed with it, but at the same time, they were all extremely anxious.
more!
A little more!
Damn, why don't the clouds and fog get in the way so much! ?
Kong Zhi is also attracted to Peking University and has Fanfan51.
The essential.
These women's phantoms not only hold the looming temptation to death, but they are all attractive and charming at the same time.
Even the fox demon, who can't hide the coquettishness in his bones, seems to be inferior compared to them.
Kong Zhi does not know.
Those who are dancing are all **** and desire demons.
Fox demon, that's just a matter of talent.
As for **** and desire demons, their inherent duty is to seduce and corrupt.
People are professional.
What Li Jing is playing at the moment is actually a magically modified version of Qin Nv Se and Yu Tian.
Besides, Kong Zhi didn't notice.
In the cloud and mist, all the women with an eye-catching index burst into the dance room, and they all looked at someone with extremely sad eyes.
During these hundred years.
It's not that Li Jing never summoned them.
It's just that every time he summons them, it's not to ask them to drive, but to practice some of the songs he "self-researched" by referring to the music of the piano.
Li Jing is not all right to study these.
The main thing is that Chentangguan has gradually grown bigger in the past hundred years, and everything that should be there must be available.
Including annual meeting.
Since there is an annual meeting, there must be some talent show, right?
In this regard, the girls from Xianle Palace are enough.
But as the boss behind the scenes, he should also be prepared.
The annual meeting is a happy thing.
Everyone is having a good time, it's okay for him to show off his piano skills, isn't it?
certainly.
Li Jing had never really presented this song at the annual meeting, after all, it was too erotic.
Perhaps the girls in Xianle Palace would care more about whether the music is good or not, but other girls in Chentangguan might not think so.
Put that aside.
At this moment, facing Meng Lu's equal color and Yutianmo's small eyes of resentment, Li Jinglei communicated with them with his heart while playing silently.
"Don't worry, I will let you have a good **** these days when I have a chance. But let me tell you in advance, unless I instructed you not to use too much force and **** people out."
Hearing someone's heartfelt voice, Menglu Dengse and Yutianmo's big eyes were shining brightly, and they all conveyed their thoughts to express that we will be good, but we hope that we can eat and drink well.
Not long after, the song ended.
Li Jing stopped, and the Silent Phantom took effect again.
? ? ?
People around.
Just now they were all attracted by the dreamlike sound of the piano.
But more.
It's phantom attraction.
So no one pays attention to who is playing piano music here suddenly.
At this moment, when the piano music ended, they thought of looking for the person who played it, but they couldn't find anything.
here.
Li Jing looked at Kong Zhi with a half-smile.
"how?"
Kong Zhi raised his hand, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com silently gave a thumbs up.
Li Jing smiled, turned his hand and put away the Taoist Xueyin.
"Since that's the case, it's settled like this, you help me arrange it.
"
Kong Zhi's subconscious should be fine, and then he uttered his doubts.
"May I ask, Lord Jiu, you have transformed into this picture..."
While speaking, his gaze couldn't stop falling on someone's flat chest, and he couldn't find a suitable adjective to say it for a while.
Faced with Kong Zhi's hesitant performance, Li Jing smiled mysteriously.
"Do you think it's a pity that I look like this, and I'm blinded by such a face? It's a pity, it's right, this effect is what I want. To be precise, it's this kind of attention."
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