MTL - Hollywood Lover-Chapter 501 You want to get me drunk?
However, after thinking about it, I came out with makeup today, and now I am no longer the all-powerful super director Zhang Dongcheng, but just a small character who is not noticed, an ordinary Chinese person.
With different status, everyone will react differently, which is normal.
Thinking of this, I don't care about Laticia's a little out of line attitude. Zhang Dongcheng still has this kind of mind when facing beautiful women.
"Huh..." Laticia snorted even more, took out a cigarette, rolled her eyes, and suddenly said excitedly: "Why don't you tell me a joke, as long as I laugh, I'll drink a glass of wine How about it?"
Zhang Dongcheng smiled slightly, put the lighter in front of Laticia, lit the cigarette for her, looked at Laticia who took a deep breath and exhaled the smoke, and said with a smile: "Did anyone say that you look like a woman when you smoke? beautiful?"
"Of course, you are not the only one, there are many, many more!" Laticia naturally knew that she was born beautiful. Although she was not well-known, her face was not something everyone could resist.
Pointing to the men in the bar, Laticia raised her chin proudly and said, "As long as I want, the men in the whole bar will whistle for me."
"Hehe, when did you start smoking?" Zhang Dongcheng continued to ask.
"Well, it seems to be last year. I didn't dare to smoke when I was studying at school." Laticia flicked the cigarette ash and looked at Zhang Dongcheng puzzled, not knowing what he was talking about.
"Okay, I'll tell you a joke about smoking." Zhang Dongcheng also lit a cigar and started talking.
"There is a school where the management is very strict. Boys who smoke will be punished, but the boys still smoke secretly. Once, all the boys in a class smoked, and they were reported. The teacher called them one by one to have a heart-to-heart talk. A boy honestly admitted that he smoked, and was severely reprimanded by the teacher. After returning to class, he said to the boys: I have borne it all by myself. You are called by the teacher, so don’t admit it. Otherwise, the current me is your role model!"
As a super director, Zhang Dongcheng's eloquence is unquestionable. He used to impress investors and save himself from crises many times because of his sharp tongue. Now he is still powerful when he tells jokes. A few simple words aroused Laticia's curiosity.
"Well, what happened later?" Laticia held a cigarette between her two fingers, and looked at the strange man in front of her with interest. Although his appearance was very ordinary, his eyes were as sharp as swords, making him When people see it, they can't help but raise their spirits.
"The second boy was called by the teacher. The teacher said, be honest, do you smoke? The boy said I never smoke. The teacher said no smoking? Okay, good boy, let's eat root fries, the boy stretched out naturally Take it between two fingers..."
Before Zhang Dongcheng finished speaking, Laticia couldn't help but burst out laughing, her eyes were as charming as the moon in the sky, crooked.
Covering her mouth, Laticia still wanted to maintain her ladylike side, but that uncontrollable smile reassured Zhang Dongcheng, HOHO, this girl's smile is not high.
"He...he caught French fries with two fingers? Haha, it's so funny!" Laticia giggled, and then saw Zhang Dongcheng's serious eyes.
Those eyes are not looking at her delicate and perfect face that makes every man fascinated, not her slender neck like a swan, let alone the perfect collarbone and suspender skirt, but... the wine glass on the table.
"Okay, your joke is funny, I'll drink it!" After drinking the beer on the table in one gulp, Laticia boldly wiped the foam from the corner of her mouth with her hand, and said unconvinced: "Come on, go on, According to you, this joke is not over yet?"
"Of course it's not over, it's just the beginning." Zhang Dongcheng said confidently after he succeeded, and snapped his fingers at the hostess at the side: "Hey, beauty, bring me a dozen beers! "
"A dozen beers? You want to get me drunk?" Laticia's star-like eyes were full of smiles, and she suddenly felt that the man in front of her was very interesting and fun.
"Drunk you? No, no, no, I just want you to see how good my jokes are." Zhang Dongcheng smiled slightly, opened a bottle of beer, and put it in front of Laticia.
"Okay, then I'll see and see, I don't believe you can tell countless versions of this joke!" Laticia picked up the beer bottle and gestured to Zhang Dongcheng.
"OK, let's continue. The second boy was beaten up by Fatty, and it's the third boy's turn. Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: No? Well, let's eat some French fries. Boy After hearing about the situation of the first boy, I took the French fries very carefully. Teacher: Don’t you want to dip some ketchup? He accidentally dipped too much, so he flicked it with two fingers...Teacher: Don’t suck? ?? The posture of flicking ash is very skilled."
"Woo..." Laticia wanted to hold back, but the cheerful Spanish beauty couldn't help laughing, and threw herself on the table, shrugging...
Hey, this Spanish girl can laugh too much... Is there no sense of accomplishment in making her laugh? Zhang Dongcheng held the table speechlessly to keep it balanced.
Looking up, Laticia had tears in her eyes. She wiped the corners of her eyes, picked up the beer bottle and stretched it towards Zhang Dongcheng, showing that invincible and pure smile.
"What are you doing, do you want me to accompany you?" Zhang Dongcheng asked.
"Of course, I'm a girl. You, a big man, have the heart to let me drink alone? Come on! Don't be coy!" Laticia sat up straight, screaming happily, even without any explanation After touching the wine bottle with Zhang Dongcheng, he raised his head and drank it down.
Seeing that Laticia drank it all in one gulp, what else can Jang Dongcheng say?
Shaking his head helplessly, Zhang Dongcheng also raised his neck and poured a bottle of beer into it.
"Keep on, talk on, talk on!" Laticia smiled excitedly, and even stretched out her delicate little hand to hold Zhang Dongcheng's hand, looking like a spoiled girl in love. The lovely look made the eyes of the French men who were still paying attention to her straighten.
However, Zhang Dongcheng has become the luckiest person tonight, telling jokes one after another, making Laticia laugh so hard that countless French men can only watch with envy and envy, without any reason for the situation in front of them. Jang Dong-seong, who is beautiful and overjoyed, lamented his bad luck today.
"The ninth boy was called in. The teacher said, let's eat some French fries? The boy responded politely, thank you, I won't..." Zhang Dongcheng said solemnly, and Laticia on the opposite side was another burst Giggling laughter like silver bells.
"Hey... hey, I admit defeat, don't talk about it anymore, my face will almost freeze!" Laticia kept rubbing her face while laughing.
The table was already full of beer bottles. Laticia was drinking beer while listening to the jokes. In less than an hour, she had drunk nine bottles of beer. Now she is a little drunk and hazy.
"Well, let's not talk about it, I think you are almost drunk." Zhang Dongcheng snatched the wine bottle from Laticia's hand.
"I... I'm not drunk..." Laticia stood up staggeringly, and smiled at Zhang Dongcheng: "I...I'm going to the bathroom, you...wait for me, I'll give you a drink when I come back You're joking."
Accompanying Laticia also drank nine bottles of beer, but what kind of body is Zhang Dongcheng's body? This mere nine bottles of beer Zhang Dongcheng couldn't even breathe out the smell of alcohol.
Looking at Laticia's swaying appearance, Zhang Dongcheng stood up worriedly: "You can do this? Don't fall down in the bathroom."
"How is it possible? Am I that bad? You see, I walk in a straight line and don't turn at all!" Laticia walked crookedly like a crab, and the straight line turned into eighteen bends on the mountain road.
Zhang Dongcheng shook his head, followed up helplessly, hugged Laticia's waist, and said to her, "I'll go with you, and I can take care of you if something happens."
"Hee hee, come with me? Okay, come in with me?" Pulling on Zhang Dongcheng's tie, Laticia refused to let it go. The two of them stuck together tightly, and rushed into the women's bathroom together. …
Fortunately, the bathroom in this French bar is very clean and fresh. Zhang Dongcheng, who was pressed against the wall by Laticia, quickly looked at the layout here. You must know that men don't have much time to enter the women's bathroom.
Opening a door, Laticia looked really drunk. She ran to the toilet and retched, but nothing came out.
Wiping her mouth, Laticia pulled Zhang Dongcheng in with his tie, and closed the door. This place naturally became a small private world.
"God, you are so cute..." Laticia, who was so drunk that she couldn't tell the difference, kissed Zhang Dongcheng's mouth without any explanation. Seeing this, Zhang Dongcheng couldn't help feeling a little impulsive.
In the women's bathroom, I just met someone, no, no, no, this can't be considered an acquaintance, kissing a girl I don't know, and doing something else?
Zhang Dongcheng was tangled in his heart.
However, this drunk girl has a lot of mouth to kiss!
"I...I want to shush..." Kissing and kissing, the drunken Laticia suddenly left Zhang Dongcheng, who was gradually feeling kissed, and stretched out his hand clumsily, trying to take off the little Nene in the golden suspender dress down...
Leaning her head against Zhang Dongcheng's chest, as if leaning on the softest bed in the world, Laticia closed her eyes and smacked her red and tender mouth. Her hands were anesthetized by alcohol, and even her own little **** was numb. Unable to take it off, he could only murmur to the stiff Zhang Dongcheng: "I...I can't find it...Help me, help me take it off..."
"Uh..." Zhang Dongcheng was speechless...
