MTL - God Simulator-Chapter 347 have you had enough!
Chapter 347 Have you had enough trouble!
About a year later, Apostle Blow took the rare initiative to find the funeral horn.
"You really found me a talent."
"That sword-carrying carp hacked down sixteen second-tier black tombstones and three third-tier black tombstones in one year, and injured seventy-nine ghouls. She didn't stop for a day, and every day she stabbed everywhere with a sword on her back. people!"
"If I hadn't sent you here personally, I would have doubted whether you had been instigated."
Seeing Blow's gloomy face, Funeral's brain froze a bit.
"But, the negative sword carp looks normal."
"Normal? Looks pretty normal."
Blow gritted his teeth and said: "She is a lunatic, she came here just to learn from Yanjiu, using ghouls and black tombstones to challenge the limit of life and death... I blame that guy Yanjiu for setting this precedent!"
"..."
Funeral corner is a little guilty.
To be honest, he did feel that there was something faintly wrong with Negative Sword Carp.
But after finally finding a mission target, he didn't ask too many questions. After all, how much trouble can a person go to a foreign country with a child with him?
Although Yanjiao said it was his fault, he didn't think so.
I found someone, and he is a very rare sword bearer. If you can't make effective use of talents, it means that you have not done a good job of resettlement.
"Now, I'll give you a mission to bring that crazy woman back. I've asked Mayor Slimode for leave for you."
Blow said coldly: "Now, immediately, immediately, go."
Helpless, the funeral corner had to start.
The feeling of returning to my hometown is both familiar and strange.
What is familiar is that the general environment here has not changed, there are large swamps and mires, frogs are everywhere, and there is a damp muddy smell in the air.
What is strange is that a city has been built in the ghost world.
This city is adjacent to the Pillar Mountain, and it is called [Black Rock City]. The name actually comes from the black tombstones, the city itself is composed of many black tombstones, and the mayor of the city is also its founder.
In the eyes of the funeral corner, it is very simple, without gravel roads, clear street signs, public buildings with clear functions, and even notice boards—it is already the oldest public facility in the city of the Yao nationality. Existed in the world before the time.
But it has grown from scratch, so I can't ask for too much.
I am used to living in Shacheng, seeing the mere appearance here, I feel complicated. The real gap is all-round, and the ghost world still has a long way to go.
Under the investigation of the funeral corner, the negative sword carp was found in the castle of Zhuzhi Mountain.
She was taking a walk in the garden with the hostess of the castle, Ms. Mina, and her apprentice, Jianyu, was following behind. This pair of master and apprentice really looked normal.
"Welcome new guests." Ms. Mina smiled broadly.
The funeral corner expressed his intentions in a cautious and cryptic way.
"You guys talk first, I have to water the roses, bear sword rain, come, I will teach you how to grow roses."
Ms. Mina thoughtfully left with an excuse and took the little girl with her.
Facing Negative Jianli, the funeral corner said: "Miss Negative Jianli, please follow me back to Shacheng."
"don't want."
“…You have hurt a lot of people here and caused a lot of trouble for everyone.”
"The tradition of the sword bearer, whoever wins has the final say. If you beat me, it's up to you."
The wooden sword on Li's back flew out and was held by her left hand.
The female swordsman looked calmly, pointing forward with the tip of her sword.
“I am a physician who treats diseases and does not advocate violence.”
A stiff smile emerged from the corner of the funeral.
The way of thinking in the minds of this family of sword bearers is indeed different from that of ordinary people.
Inadvertently, Yan Jiao noticed that the sleeve of Negative Jianli's right arm was empty: "Where is your right hand?"
Negative sword carp glanced at the long sleeve on the right arm, and said, "When I fought with a ghoul before, I was eaten by it."
"You can find a businessman to go to the Stove Clan to order prosthetics. This shouldn't be a big problem."
The funeral corner comforted me, and then said along the way: "So go back with me first, and come back next time."
"don't want."
Negative Sword Carp has a firm attitude: "It's just losing one arm, one hand is enough to fight."
Funeral corner was furious.
Patients are as stubborn as you, how can doctors carry out their work?
He said seriously, "Just losing an arm? Do you know what happens to wounds that aren't professionally treated?"
"The wound will continue to fester, and it will gradually affect the bones and flesh. You didn't use anesthesia when cleaning the wound, right? You should feel itchy and numb in the wound on your right arm from time to time, right?"
Negative Sword Carp was stunned: "... how do you know?"
"I'm a doctor!"
The funeral corner said: "Ghouls have their own poison, and this toxin will slowly and continuously act on the flesh and blood. When you fight against dozens of ghouls, the wounds you receive have already accumulated a lot of toxins. If you can't target them Healing, let alone swinging a sword, even walking and talking will be difficult."
"..."
Negative sword carp was silenced by a round of combined punches with expertise.
Funeral corner is proud, this is the confidence that knowledge gives me. What I said just now was a bit exaggerated, but this possibility cannot be ruled out, and this is not considered to be deceiving the patient.
Negative Sword Li suddenly said: "I heard from the ghoul that you are a very good doctor. Even if treating the ghost will consume your life, you will take the initiative to help the ghost, unlike some ghost doctors who hide or Refuse to help... They all remember you, without your name, they would not compete with me."
The funeral corner waved his hand: "It's all in the past."
She didn't listen to the toxin infection at all.
Wait, my name?
This guy used my banner to beat up ghouls?
Yanjiao's sympathy for the negative sword carp's loss of his right arm turned into anger.
"You shot them with my name?"
Negative Sword Li said: "Are you angry? If you beat me, you can teach me whatever you want."
The funeral corner gritted its teeth.
Negative Jianli said: "They asked me why you didn't come back, and I told them that you always said you were busy, but you were actually busy drinking, playing chess and sleeping late. Many people know that."
The funeral horn clenched his fists: "What nonsense are you talking about! Doctors are very busy!"
"You actually don't want to go back to your hometown at all. You despise this place, don't you?"
The funeral corner was filled with white air, soaring into the sky.
When he came back to his senses, Yan Jiao found that his hand had strangled the slender neck of the Negative Sword Carp, and there was a wooden sword broken into several pieces under his feet.
A lot of blood spilled from the corner of Negative Sword Carp's mouth, and it looked like he had only one breath left.
What the **** did I do?
The funeral corner hastily dug out the heart-saving pills she carried with her and stuffed them into her mouth: "Hold on, I'll take you back to Shacheng for treatment."
Negative Sword Carp coughed: "You are as expected as I thought, the power in your body... is so strong that it makes people excited!"
"I've always wanted to fight you. But you always refuse, so I can only provoke you to see...it really works."
"Don't talk, I'll send you back for treatment first."
The funeral horns resist it on the back.
"What was that move? It was the one that punched me just now..." Negative Sword Carp asked while spitting blood.
"Shut up!"
In the distance, Mina flowers surrounded the whole process.
Is this how young people express their emotions now?
Times are different, we were much more gentle back then.
Ms. Mina waved her hand and stroked Jianyu's hair: "This is adults making friends, children should not learn from it."
…
Lu Yao opened a can of Coke, raised his head and took a big sip.
Take a hot bath after exercising, it is really refreshing all over the body, and I am not afraid of the cold at all.
He went back to the computer and looked at the screen.
There are two prompts on the emulator.
【Funeral Horn Invented: Hourglass Timer】
—Great god, there is a believer who has done a feat far beyond the group, do you need to transform him into a hero?
【whether】
Has the funeral horn converted to faith?
Lu Yao checked the entry.
…
【Hourglass Timer】: A prop invented by Yanjiao, which can calculate time more accurately.
…
Before that, the Yao people measured time based on the shadow of the sun. Smaller units of time are measured by opening holes in the bottom of containers or pots, and dripping water droplets.
Drop implements vary from place to place, and precision is always an issue.
With the hourglass, it is not only easy to standardize the timer, but also it is small and easy to carry, and it can be widely used on a large scale.
The hourglass became an important invention of Shacheng and was widely spread.
Considering that there are very few funeral clans who have integrated into the beliefs of the Yao people.
The name of a hero is well deserved.
Lu Yao clicked on the name, and the screen jumped to somewhere outside Shacheng.
Yanjiao is confronting a negative swordsman named Negative Sword Carp.
With the birth of a hero, Yanjiao has its own vertical painting.
On the screen is a man who looks like a zombie, he is wearing a white robe, and he is seeing a ghostly patient with a faint figure.
There is a sentence written below.
—Invent a timer, and you can see how serious procrastination is.
…
[Dragonborn LV21] Funeral Horn
Health: 1499/1499
Mana: 573/573
Damage: 22
Defense: 15
Speed: 12
【Tombstone Builder】
【Ghost Physician LV4】
【Dragon Gate】
Entering the state of [Riding the Dragon to the Sky] when extremely angry, all attributes will increase significantly, and the duration is related to the level of this ability.
…
Lu Yao noticed that Yanjiao and the sword-carrying carp were fighting at this time.
Cut to the battle screen.
Funeral Jiao was emitting white gas all over his body, and [Riding the Dragon to the Sky] was displayed above his head. His damage reached 30, his defense increased to 23, and his speed reached 15. He completely crushed the opposite sword bearer.
Negative Sword Carp also has LV20 level, she is still bouncing around, and the wooden sword in her hand can actually stab through the air in a small range, but it can only cause relatively low damage to the funeral horn.
The attribute panel was completely suppressed, which made her HP quickly bottom out.
Both sides leave the battle screen.
The funeral corner broke the opponent's wooden sword and threw it on the ground: "Have you had enough trouble!"
Suddenly an exclamation mark appeared on his head.
"This is the will of the gods..."
The funeral corner immediately knelt down and thanked: "It is a great honor to receive the gift from Lord Yao. The funeral corner must firmly believe in and continue to make contributions to Shacheng."
After a long while, he stood up and looked to the side: "Why do you keep pestering me? Go to the doctor when it's time for treatment, and go to the martial arts conference if you want to fight. I'm just a ghost doctor."
On the opposite side, the seriously injured Li Jianli said: "Battle is the way the sword bearer expresses his appreciation and gratitude, and I will come to you again."
"Also, can you stop breaking my wooden sword, this is already the third one destroyed by you."
"If you dare to come again, I will pay you back!"
She appealed to no avail, and left in a jump.
A cloud of thoughts flew above the funeral corner: "There are more and more patients in this world. Next time, I have to prescribe some medicine for her."
…
This situation was unexpected to Lu Yao.
The sword bearer clan didn't adapt well to this world.
Thanks: Qingfeng Yu Mengyi for supporting 300 starting coins.
(end of this chapter)
