MTL - Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?-Chapter 243
After all, the old woman was an iron pestle with a tool, but Shen He only had a fleshy tongue.
"Sure enough," Li Xingshan said with a contented face, "It's still too difficult for you."
"Aw Gan Bo Jiyin (don't look down on people)..." Shen He said vaguely, "If my mouth is big enough, it wouldn't be a problem for me at all."
"That's what you said." Who knows, Li Xingshan had a wicked smile on his face, and said, "I will fulfill your wish."
"Wait..." Shen He murmured, "What do you want to do?"
"Activate the card..." Li Xingshan took out a card and said with a smile, "Equipment card [The Curse of Lord Bachi]."
Bachi-sama is one of the legends of Ina-wife's monsters. It is said that this is a tall female monster (about 2.5 meters) with a height of 8 feet. It usually targets male humans as its own prey, most commonly underage males.
As the effect of the equipment card, the value of the defense power is increased to the attack power, and the defense power is reset to zero.
I saw a strange light rushing out of the card and directly into Shen He's body. Immediately afterwards, I saw Shen He's body, but it immediately began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye. The shape was originally very tall, but after the transformation, it was more than two meters tall, which was a head taller than Yao Ming.
Of course, it wasn't just the height that got bigger because of the card effect.
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At this time, the person who appeared in front of Li Xingshan was a tall woman, but she was only tall, but she didn't look bloated at all. It's still thin where you should be thin, and fat where you should be fat.
The difference is nothing more than that one meter of long legs directly becomes one meter five.
And two grapefruits turned into two watermelons.
Really bigger than Li Xingshan's head.
In front of him, Li Xingshan was like a primary school student.
In a sense, this is really "driving a big car".
"This... What the **** is going on here?" Facing the sudden abnormality in his body, Shen He was obviously still at a loss, and said in surprise, "Why did I suddenly become so big."
However, even as her body grew, she still did not break free from the sticky water slime.
Li Xingshan stood in front of her and smiled: "In this way, your mouth should be big enough."
Indeed, because of the bigger body, all of Shen He's organs also became bigger.
And what Li Xingshan has grown is just an organ.
In other words, even though Li Xingshan's body is much smaller than Shen He's, there is an important place that exactly matches the current Shen He's body shape.
Shen He finally came to his senses, this was just the effect of the card, as for Li Xingshan's purpose...it was obvious.
"Just to do this kind of thing..." Shen He gave Li Xingshan a white look and said, "Do you need to do this?"
"Don't you think this is very interesting?" Li Xingshan said indifferently: "These cards have created a lot of new gameplay that cannot be played in reality."
Indeed, in reality, it should not be possible to do such a gameplay as "Master Bachi".
After all, there is no woman with such a huge stature in reality, unless you can really go to Rice Wife and find the real monster "Bachi-sama".
"Humph…"
Shen He snorted coldly, and then opened his mouth. Although it was still a little reluctant, he was finally able to swallow seven, seven, and eight.
If this scene is seen by a third party, I am afraid it can only be described as "miracle".
Because it's so weird.
After half an hour, the first round was over.
The original aqua blue slime, for some reason, was dyed with a little pure white color, and in its transparent body, it kept swimming like a tadpole.
Fortunately, strictly speaking, creatures like slimes do not have the ability to reproduce, otherwise, there may be some kind of moth.
Of course, this is not something Li Xingshan needs to worry about.
Since the birth of slime, it has been endowed with many functions other than monsters. Fire slime can be used as cooking material, wind slime can be used as blowing power, and even some courageous people , use slime to replace your own small left and right, and use it as a living cup.
However, generally speaking, only water slimes can be used in this way. There have been people who are not afraid of death who have tried using ice slimes, but their organs have been frozen and had to be removed.
"Bah, bah, bah!" Shen He spit out a few times, and said, "That's it, let me out!"
"Where is this going?" Li Xingshan smiled and said, "It's rare to make you so big, of course you have to explore it."
After all, Li Xingshan walked behind Shen He, and the water slime also deformed according to Li Xingshan's intention, and fixed Shen He's waist, abdomen and legs, forming a posture of kneeling in the liquid.
I am afraid that such a difficult action can only be done in a slime, or in a situation of no gravity.
Seeing Li Xingshan walking around behind him, Shen He had probably realized what he wanted to do, and quickly wanted to turn around. However, his incomparable power to lift floating stones, in the viscous slime, was He couldn't do anything, so he could only let Li Xingshan act indiscriminately.
To be honest, under the current circumstances, only Li Xingshan can do anything wrong. If it were any other man, he would probably only be able to look at the ocean and be envious of fish. The feeling of powerlessness is indescribable in words.
"Let's start."
I don't know if Li Xingshan did it on purpose, but Shen He was facing Chongyun outside eating a popsicle. However, like everyone else, in Chongyun's vision, he saw only It's just a glass wall.
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However, Li Xingshan discovered a very serious problem after he officially started the operation.
Since at this time, he and Shen He are still "mutually hostile" opponents, so his own collision will cause a reduction in his health for Shen He, that is to say, at most dozens of times, Shen He's The life value will be completely reset to zero, and this evil play will also be declared over with the failure of one of the parties.
However, dozens of times... can't solve any problems at all.
"I didn't expect that you also have a time when you have a few secrets." Looking at his declining health, Shen He sneered: "Now, you should give up, right?"
"My lovely sister-in-law, in your eyes, would I admit defeat so easily?" Li Xingshan sneered and drew a card: "Activate the effect card [Injury Compensation]!"
The effect of [Injury Compensation] is very simple. Every time you take HP damage, you will restore 100 HP.
For a card, the effect of this card is not very strong. After all, under normal circumstances, the damage of each HP is basically more than 1,000 points, and the recovery of 100 HP can only be regarded as a drop in the bucket.
However, for the current situation, it is just right.
"You... how come you have all kinds of cards!" Shen He exclaimed in shock, "Could it be that you..."
"Every time, I have long predicted that there might be such a possibility," Li Xingshan smiled triumphantly: "It's a good show, it's only going to be staged now."
Of course, he was just bluffing. Li Xingshan didn't have this card in his deck at all. He just used the [God of Gamblers' shuffling technique] to temporarily rub it out.
So, above Shen He's head, alternating numbers began to appear.
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[The effect of "Injury Compensation" is activated, and the HP recovers 100 points]
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[The effect of "Injury Compensation" is activated, and the HP recovers 100 points]
【-100】
[The effect of "Injury Compensation" is activated, and the HP recovers 100 points]
Every time, Shen He's HP lost due to Li Xingshan's impact will be restored to the original value due to the card effect. Her HP number is also fast at a very high frequency because she has to keep up with the speed of Li Xingshan's impact. transforming.
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It is worth mentioning that although the "spectators" outside cannot see what is going on in the dueling arena, the HP of both duelists can be displayed outside the arena.
As a result, the audience outside the venue saw a very strange picture at this time.
I saw that the health value of one of them was changing rapidly at a speed that was difficult to catch up with the naked eye, decreasing and increasing for a while, and it was always maintained at the same value.
"Xingqiu, have you seen it?" Chongyun was so surprised that he didn't even bother to eat the popsicle, and murmured, "This strange health value...what is going on?"
Xingqiu is naturally much more clever than Yun, and what's more, he just bid farewell to Li Xingshan and Shen He not long ago, and more or less, he also guessed some possible situations, so he smiled and said: "Maybe it's just that the battle situation is more intense. ."
Indeed, the battle between Li Xingshan and Shen He is now fierce and unusual, and the body has grown bigger, bringing an experience that the two have never had before.
"It's almost...is it almost?" Shen He's voice was a little vague: "It's almost...to the limit."
"Did you know?" Li Xingshan patted Shen He's back while continuing to move, and said with a smile, "From my point of view, there is a place that has been left unused. It feels... a pity."
"What...where?" Shen He was still trying his best to stay awake.
"The back door." Li Xingshan said softly, "I really want to, I haven't walked through this passage yet."
In reality, although Li Xingshan often "bullies" Shen He, he still knows how to grasp the scale. He has not yet developed some areas that are not suitable for development.
Of course, casual development in some places may lead to injuries. If Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Feng and Gan Yu see the clues, it will not be very good.
However, it is a virtual space now, and even if it is really developed, it should not have much impact on the real Shen He.
"Then...where?" Shen He hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, it's clearly the place of..."
Even if she has an informal character and has always been straight, she is still a girl after all, and those two words are hard to say no matter what.
"Anywhere to eat is fine, what does it matter?" Li Xingshan said in a persuasive manner, "The human body is very delicate, and many organs have more than one purpose."
"Hmph..." Shen He snorted softly and said, "Anyway, I can't resist you at all when I look like this."
Li Xingshan felt a burst of joy in his heart, because, according to his understanding of Shen He, this should mean "agree".
"Then I'll start." Li Xingshan reminded.
"Wait..." Shen He said strangely: "Aren't you... still inside?"
That's right, at this time, Li Xingshan was still in the "front door", so how could he enter the "back door"?
"No way, these two doors..." Li Xingshan said with a wicked smile, "I want to leave at the same time."
"Let's go at the same time?" Shen He asked suspiciously, "But, aren't you the only one... that one?"
Damn, this guy has been tricking himself into saying something he doesn't want to say... salted words!
"In reality, it's really unlikely, but in the duel arena, nothing is impossible," Li Xingshan suddenly drew out a card and said, "Activate the effect card [Double Trouble]!"
The effect of [Double Trouble] is that any target on the field can be copied.
This effect is very interesting, because the target of copying is not limited to summons, unused cards, equipment cards, and even tokens can be copied.
And what Li Xingshan chose to copy was the indescribable monster.
Shen He turned around and saw that Li Xingshan's body had undergone an indescribable "mutation" at this time, as if an identical branch had grown from a thick trunk.
Before Shen He could react, Li Xingshan held two whips and said, "Two-pronged approach!"
"Well!"
The violent attack made Shen He immediately feel an incomparably strong impact, and she had no choice but to deal with it with all her might.
Because the frequency of collisions has doubled, the value of HP has also changed more rapidly.
If [Seven Sacred Summons] had an achievement system, Shen He might be the first player to complete [Recover 1,000,000 HP in one game].
after an hour.
"what…"
Exhausted, Li Xingshan fell behind him. The moment he lay down, he didn't forget to summon a wind slime to act as his air bed.
At this time, he looked rather "funny", as if he had chosen a human warrior in the game, but his weapon was dual-wielding giant clan long swords, which was somewhat out of tune.
However, before Li Xingshan could enjoy the aftertaste of the moment after the war, a huge shadow was covering him.
Li Xingshan opened his eyes, only to see Shen He standing in front of him, the hill-like Shen He, on her body, you can also see the slime left by the water slime, and the water slime that has been binding her all the time Mu, it was completely cracked because it carried too much "foreign body liquid".
"Shen He, thank you for your hard work," Li Xingshan stretched and said in a soft voice, "Would you like to come and rest together?"
"Rest?" Who knows, Shen He's face showed a revengeful smile: "I still feel very energetic now."
"So that's it..." Li Xingshan said thoughtfully, "It seems that your physical strength has improved a lot due to your body getting bigger, but you're still not satisfied... eh? What are you doing?"
Taking advantage of the time when Li Xingshan was talking to himself, Shen He directly used a "Taishan pressing the top" and sat on Li Xingshan's body. The powerful impact immediately reduced Li Xingshan's health by 500 points.
"What are you doing?" Shen He, who had the upper hand, took out another [Injury Compensation] and sneered: "Do you just care about your own comfort? Don't even think about it!"
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[The effect of "Injury Compensation" is activated, and the HP recovers 100 points]
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[The effect of "Injury Compensation" is activated, and the HP recovers 100 points]